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'''SpongeBob''': Happy anniversary, Krusty Krab. (continues to work. The Krusty Krab is shown with cars in the parking lot. SpongeBob laughs. The scene changes to show a scene from earlier where Patchy is shot out of the whale is shown with the border from the beginning of the episode, but the scene with Patchy flying in the air is slowed down) | '''SpongeBob''': Happy anniversary, Krusty Krab. (continues to work. The Krusty Krab is shown with cars in the parking lot. SpongeBob laughs. The scene changes to show a scene from earlier where Patchy is shot out of the whale is shown with the border from the beginning of the episode, but the scene with Patchy flying in the air is slowed down) | ||
− | '''Ricky Gervais''': Wow, Patchy sure made a mess of things, didn't he? He's not much of a pirate either, really, come to think of it. ( | + | '''Ricky Gervais''': Wow, Patchy sure made a mess of things, didn't he? He's not much of a pirate either, really, come to think of it. (a cannon being fired is shown) That's the problem. (a drawing of Blackbeard is shown) Not like Blackbeard. Whoa, now there was a pirate. (footage of a Jolly Roger is shown) Now Blackbeard... (footage of a ship shooting another ship is shown) ...would have been able to get the real A-listers... (footage of pirates fighting is shown) ...on his TV special. (a different piece of footage of pirates fighting is shown) Yeah, your Bruce Willises and your Gwyneth Paltrows... (footage of a sailor that looks like Popeye is shown) ...and your Ricky Gervaises. (footage of a monkey dressed like a sailor with giant shoes holding on to a tilted boat is shown) Let's not forget him. He's...brilliant. (a painting of a shanghaiing is shown) He wouldn't even have to shanghai them. (footage of a man on a rope is shown) They would have... (an image of a pirate and footage of a Jolly Roger are shown) ...shown up on set out of respect. (an image of a pirate captain about to hit another pirate with a bucket is shown) And fear. (footage of a ship shooting is shown) Back then, pirates were serious business. (footage of a pirate balloon in a parade is shown) Patchy's kinda... (footage of a sailor dancing around is shown) ...giving pirates a bad name, really, (footage of a kid dressed like a pirate is shown) if I'm being brutally honest. (footage of a kid picking up gummy bears and putting them in his shirt pocket is shown) Oh well, thanks for watching, kiddies. And we'll see you at the 20th anniversary. (footage of a person flipping over an hour glass is shown) That's 10 years from now. Starting now. (the footage fades to black, along with the whole screen) |
'''Squidward''': (over the closing credits) Beautiful dreamer, | '''Squidward''': (over the closing credits) Beautiful dreamer, | ||
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Mermaids are chanting, | Mermaids are chanting, | ||
The wild Lorelei; | The wild Lorelei; | ||
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Over the streamlet, | Over the streamlet, | ||
Vapors are borne, | Vapors are borne, |