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Episode Transcript: The Krabby Kronicle
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Episode Article: The Krabby Kronicle
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(Episode begins at Krusty Krab with SpongeBob in the Kitchen)
SpongeBob: Order up!
Mr. Krabs: How's it looking out there boy?
SpongeBob: Like 2 more satisfied regulars, Mr. K.
Mr. Krabs: I aint' interested in the same old regulars, SpongeBob! So I took out an ad in the Bikini Bottom Examinor to bring in some new customers! It was a bargain too. (SpongeBob takes a magnifying glass and looks at it) Only cost me a nickel. So tell me now, boy. How many new customers we got out there so far?
SpongeBob: Oooh, let me see there was... none.
Mr. Krabs: WHAT? What do you mean none? Don't these people read the paper? (Walks outside to the newspaper carriers, blows on one) Oooh, this thing hasn't been touched in months. But that paper's selling like Krabby Patties. Uh, pardon me, sir. Could I interest you in a copy of the Examinor on this fine day?
Fish #1: Ha! Nobody reads the Examinor, bud. It's all full of boring charts and facts! The Bottomfeeder's where it's at! It's got like interesting stories and stuff.
Mr Krabs: (Reading the Newspaper): Fishboy Strikes Again? (Not reading) Wait a minute, aren't these stories a little less than truthful?
Fish #1: I don't know. But they're selling!
Mr. Krabs: Yes, they certanly are. (Lady puts in coin to get a newspaper) Please, allow me.
Fish #2: Thank you!
Mr. Krabs: No, thank you. Now let's see how much they charge for advertising. (gasps) 25¢ PER WORD! The newspaper buisness sure is easy money! (Mr. Krab's shell craks and underneath it is his body, but in money form) That gives me an idea! (The money falls out of place)
(Scene cut to the next day at the Krusty Krab. SpongeBob walks in.)
SpongeBob: What a fantabulastical day! Eh, Squiddie?
Squidward: Yep, another wonderful hum-drum day slinging burgers. (SpongeBob walks into the kitchen but hits his face on something.)
Mr. Krabs: Off of your duff, boy. You think I spent all last night assembling this printing press? So you could laze around all day? From now on you'll be twice as busy. And I expect you to wear 2 hats. 'Cause along with your original fry cooking duties, you're my new lead reporter for the new Krabby Kronicle! (A press badge on SpongeBob is shown)
SpongeBob: Oh! My very own press badge!
