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Editing Episode Transcript: The Clash of Triton
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'''SpongeBob:''' I'm not using my hands because today is "[[Work Without Your Hands Day]]." (jumps out of costume) You should give it a whirl, buddy. (enters the kitchen and hears phone ring. Picks up phone with his foot) Krusty Krab, SpongeBob speaking. Just a minute please. Mr. Krabs, it's a Queen Amphitrite. She wants to have King Neptune's birthday party here. | '''SpongeBob:''' I'm not using my hands because today is "[[Work Without Your Hands Day]]." (jumps out of costume) You should give it a whirl, buddy. (enters the kitchen and hears phone ring. Picks up phone with his foot) Krusty Krab, SpongeBob speaking. Just a minute please. Mr. Krabs, it's a Queen Amphitrite. She wants to have King Neptune's birthday party here. | ||
− | '''Mr. Krabs:''' (sarcastically) Oh she does, does she? I'll handle this, laddie. (takes phone from SpongeBob) Yes, Queen Amphitrite. (pauses to listen to Queen Amphitrite) Very convincing, but you're gonna have to call pretty early to fool ol' Eugene Krabs, PRANKSTER! | + | '''Mr. Krabs:''' (sarcastically) Oh she does, does she? I'll handle this, laddie. (takes phone from SpongeBob) Yes, Queen Amphitrite. (pauses to listen to Queen Amphitrite) Very convincing, but you're gonna have to call pretty early to fool ol' Eugene Krabs, PRANKSTER! [blocks phone with claw] They think I was born yesterday. Aye-aye-aye. (Queen Amphitrite breaks through the roof and zaps Mr. Krabs) Does 7:00 work for you, your majesty? (turns to SpongeBob) Oil up yer spatula boy, for tonight you fry for a king. |
'''SpongeBob:''' So much for Work Without Your Hands Day, SquarePants. You answer to a higher calling this day. I have the capability! (raises up spatula and light flashes on spatula. Turns to his best friend, Patrick, who is standing in the corner) OK, that's enough Patrick, thank you. (Patrick is revealed with a flashlight and a wobble board. Outside the kitchen, the decorations and gifts are all set for King Neptune's birthday) | '''SpongeBob:''' So much for Work Without Your Hands Day, SquarePants. You answer to a higher calling this day. I have the capability! (raises up spatula and light flashes on spatula. Turns to his best friend, Patrick, who is standing in the corner) OK, that's enough Patrick, thank you. (Patrick is revealed with a flashlight and a wobble board. Outside the kitchen, the decorations and gifts are all set for King Neptune's birthday) | ||
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'''Queen Amphitrite:''' Triton is our son. But as you can see, the king doesn't want to talk about it right now. | '''Queen Amphitrite:''' Triton is our son. But as you can see, the king doesn't want to talk about it right now. | ||
− | '''King Neptune:''' Thank you, my darling. I'd rather not share with this addled mortal the woeful story of our son, Triton. (all agree) But I suppose I could tell it. (all disagree) No, you're right, I won't tell it. (all breathe a sigh of relief. Pulls out a projector) Instead, I'm going to show this movie I made about it. (all groan) Could someone please dim the lights? (lights are dimmed. The projector shows a flashback with King Neptune and Triton. The flashback starts in King Neptune's palace; narrating) It all started one day while giving Triton his smiting lessons. | + | '''King Neptune:''' Thank you, my darling. I'd rather not share with this addled mortal the woeful story of our son, Triton. (all agree) But I suppose I could tell it. (all disagree) No, you're right, I won't tell it. (all breathe a sigh of relief. Pulls out a projector) Instead, I'm going to show this movie I made about it. (all groan) Could someone please dim the lights? (lights are dimmed. The projector shows a flashback with King Neptune and Triton. The flashback starts in King Neptune's palace; narrating) It all started one day while giving Triton his smiting lessons. [King Neptune uses his trident to zap a smaller version of Bikini Bottom. The city bursts into flames] That's how you strike fear into the hearts of your subjects! Now you try, son. Son? (narrating) Triton was increasingly fascinated with the miserable world of the lowly mortals. (young Triton is seen watching a baseball game from the edge of the palace) |
'''Triton:''' Dad, when are you going to teach me the ball and stick game? | '''Triton:''' Dad, when are you going to teach me the ball and stick game? | ||
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'''Patrick:''' Are you going to take us for a ride? | '''Patrick:''' Are you going to take us for a ride? | ||
− | '''Triton:''' A ride, that's a great idea! (bubble-wipe to Triton driving the car fast whilst SpongeBob and Patrick are sleeping. Goes off-road and SpongeBob and Patrick wake up. Slams on the brakes) You guys don't mind if | + | '''Triton:''' A ride, that's a great idea! (bubble-wipe to Triton driving the car fast whilst SpongeBob and Patrick are sleeping. Goes off-road and SpongeBob and Patrick wake up. Slams on the brakes) You guys don't mind if pull over for a second? |
− | '''SpongeBob:''' Sure | + | '''SpongeBob:''' Sure Triton. What do you need to use, the bathroom? |
'''Triton:''' No, to tell you I don't need you any more. (kicks SpongeBob and Patrick out and drives off) | '''Triton:''' No, to tell you I don't need you any more. (kicks SpongeBob and Patrick out and drives off) |