Episode Transcript: Tea at the Treedome

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Episode Transsript From [[Tea At The Treedome (Episode)|Tea At The Treedome

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Spongebob SquarePants
Sandy Cheeks
Patrick Star

SpongeBob: Wow, four stingers.
(He then puts away the telescope and puts on some black glasses. Cut to the jellyfish, just hanging out, and SpongeBob floats over besides it with net in hand. Cut to the jellyfish alone, where SpongeBob's foot stretches out from off-screen and then the rest of his body appears. He attempts to grab the jellyfish in his net, but he ends up catching himself in the net. The jellyfish flies away. Just then, SpongeBob hears some struggling noises from off-screen. He arrives at the top of a hill, where he sees a giant clam attempting to eat a squirrel, who is wearing some sort of space suit underwater. SpongeBob gasps as he sees the squirrel struggling to stay her ground)
SpongeBob: Where have I seen this before?
(He then takes out his handy dandy 'Field Guide' and skims through the pages)
SpongeBob: Here it is!
(SpongeBob comes upon a picture of the squirrel)
SpongeBob: Land squirrel! That little squirrel is in trouble.
(cut to the squirrel, who is bashing the squirrel into the ground)
Sandy: Take that, you sorry old clam! Y'all need to learn some manners! You're about as ugly as homemade soup.
SpongeBob: Hooray, land squirrel!
(cut back to Sandy, who is oblivious to the clam resurfacing and jumping right at her. Cut to Spongebob, who is shock, his glasses shoot up)
SpongeBob: Look out! Hold on, little squirrel!
(he does a karate yell in front of the clam, then does the same while bouncing to different sides. He jumps high in the air, and lands on top of the clam)
SpongeBob: You have fought well, giant clam. Prepare to be vanquished! Hey, I'm actually doing it!
(The squirrel holds open the clam's mouth and Spongebob goes flying face-first into a coral reef.)
SpongeBob: Your shell is mine!
Sandy: Hold on there, little square dude!
(she then gets Spongebob out and kicks the clam around some more and finally kicks it across the sea. The clam whimpers. The squirrel leans down to see if Spongebob is OK)
SpongeBob: Hey, you like karate too! So, uh, what's your name?
Sandy: Sandy! What do you call yourself?
SpongeBob: Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii'm SpongeBob!
Sandy: Well SpongeBob, take a gander at this!
(she walks next to a huge rock and slaps it with her hand, making a gong sound effect.)
SpongeBob: Oh yeah? Well watch this! (he prepares to do a karate move, but all he does it make an armpit fart noise. Sandy walks on screen laughing)
Sandy: I like you, SpongeBob. Why, we could be tighter than bark on a tree. Hi-yah!
SpongeBob: Uh, I like you too, Sandy. Hi-yah! Say, what's that thing on your head?
Sandy: Why, that's my air helmet.
SpongeBob: May I try it on?
Sandy: Heck no. I need it to breathe! I gotta have my air.
SpongeBob: Me too! I love air! Air is good.
Sandy: No kidding?
SpongeBob: Why, "air" is my middle name! The more air, the better! Can't get enough of that air.
Sandy: Shee-oot. How about coming over tomorrow for tea and cookies then? (shows a map) You are Here! (Points at "Sandy's House") Don't be late!
SpongeBob: OK, see you tomorrow. Patrick! Patrick! Patrick, Patrick, Patrick! What's air? Patrick (getting up): Huh?
SpongeBob: I just met this girl. She wears a hat full of air. (Patrick takes off his sunglasses)
Patrick: Do you mean she puts on airs?
SpongeBob: I guess so.
Patrick: That's just fancy talk. If you want to be fancy, hold your pinky up like this. The higher you hold it, the fancier you are.
SpongeBob (holding his pinky up): How's that?
Patrick: Higher!
SpongeBob: Like that?
Patrick: Now that's fancy! They should call you Spongebob Fancypants!

At Sandy's Treedome