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'''SpongeBob & Patrick:''' We're going to Sandy's house horray! All right, Sandy we're coming to your house, horray! | '''SpongeBob & Patrick:''' We're going to Sandy's house horray! All right, Sandy we're coming to your house, horray! | ||
| − | '''SpongeBob:''' Huh? (they stop in mid-run when they see Sandy's treedome is enclosed with metal walls. The two walk up to the door, which has a "Keep Out" sign on it) Sandy? (they enter) Hey Sandy, what's with the sign? (the two walk up to a TV, which shows Sandy in a nightgown eating acorns) | + | '''SpongeBob:''' Huh? |
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| + | (they stop in mid-run when they see Sandy's treedome is enclosed with metal walls. The two walk up to the door, which has a "Keep Out" sign on it) | ||
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| + | ===The Eating Channel=== | ||
| + | '''SpongeBob:''' Sandy? (they enter) Hey Sandy, what's with the sign? | ||
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| + | (the two walk up to a TV, which shows Sandy in a nightgown eating acorns) | ||
'''Patrick:''' Look, she's on the Eating Channel. | '''Patrick:''' Look, she's on the Eating Channel. | ||
| − | '''Sandy:''' | + | '''Sandy:''' ''[On TV. Sandy fills her cheeks with acorns and swallows, wincing in pain as the giant mass of acorns passes down her long, thin neck and into her small torso, deforming it as it goes.]'' Howdy! ''[eats more nuts]'' If y'all are watching this, that means I'm asleep for the winter. This sleep is called hibernation. ''["HIBERNATION" appears on the bottom of the screen. Sandy eats more nuts.]'' During hibernation, animals don't like to be woken up. So, do not disturb. ''[sternly]'' That means you, SpongeBob. |
| + | ''[Patrick turns the TV off and puts on SpongeBob's water helmet and his own]'' | ||
| + | ===Snow in the Treedome=== | ||
'''Patrick:''' We better put these on. | '''Patrick:''' We better put these on. | ||
| − | '''SpongeBob:''' Never mind, Pat. Sandy said not to come in. Let's am-scray. (Patrick pushes the button, letting all the water drain out of the front foyer) | + | '''SpongeBob:''' Never mind, Pat. Sandy said not to come in. Let's am-scray. |
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| + | (Patrick pushes the button, letting all the water drain out of the front foyer) | ||
'''Patrick:''' When are you gonna learn, SpongeBob? "No" means "yes"! | '''Patrick:''' When are you gonna learn, SpongeBob? "No" means "yes"! | ||
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'''Patrick:''' Take it off. No one's looking. (SpongeBob takes his helmet off and the two cheer and burrow themselves in the snow. They pop back up with noses made of snow. Then they hear a weird sound, like Sandy snoring) | '''Patrick:''' Take it off. No one's looking. (SpongeBob takes his helmet off and the two cheer and burrow themselves in the snow. They pop back up with noses made of snow. Then they hear a weird sound, like Sandy snoring) | ||
| + | ===Snorin' Sandy=== | ||
'''Patrick:''' SpongeBob, did you hear that? | '''Patrick:''' SpongeBob, did you hear that? | ||
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'''SpongeBob:''' Whew, we sure don't want to wake her up again. Too bad we don't have any earplugs to put on her. | '''SpongeBob:''' Whew, we sure don't want to wake her up again. Too bad we don't have any earplugs to put on her. | ||
| − | '''Patrick:''' Yeah, all's I got is this bellybutton lint. (takes the lint out of its designated area. It somehow forms into the shape of earmuffs) | + | '''Patrick:''' Yeah, all's I got is this bellybutton lint. (he takes the lint out of its designated area. It somehow forms into the shape of earmuffs) |
| − | '''SpongeBob:''' All right, Pat! (takes the earmuffs and crawls over to the bed. Patrick follows. | + | '''SpongeBob:''' All right, Pat! |
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| + | ===The Fight Over Dirty Dan=== | ||
| + | (SpongeBob takes the earmuffs and crawls over to the bed. Patrick follows. SpongeBob puts the earmuffs on Sandy) | ||
'''Sandy:''' I'm gonna rip your arms off...flapjacks. (snores) | '''Sandy:''' I'm gonna rip your arms off...flapjacks. (snores) | ||
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'''SpongeBob:''' Well, that oughta work. | '''SpongeBob:''' Well, that oughta work. | ||
| − | '''Patrick:''' (loudly) Hey Sandy, does it work? ( | + | '''Patrick:''' (loudly) Hey Sandy, does it work? (SpongeBob and Patrick look at each other and raise their eyebrows repeatedly and in symmetry) |
'''SpongeBob:''' Hey Sandy, if you can't hear us, don't say anything! | '''SpongeBob:''' Hey Sandy, if you can't hear us, don't say anything! | ||
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'''SpongeBob:''' Sandy, stay back. I'm warning ya! (Sandy roars right in SpongeBob's face) Okay, I warned ya! (throws the wooden board. Patrick pops up for no reason) | '''SpongeBob:''' Sandy, stay back. I'm warning ya! (Sandy roars right in SpongeBob's face) Okay, I warned ya! (throws the wooden board. Patrick pops up for no reason) | ||
| − | '''Patrick:''' Did you win? (gets hit by the board and rolls down the crater to SpongeBob's feet) Hi SpongeBob. (Sandy leaps down the crater. SpongeBob and Patrick scream as a giant cloud simulating a fight appears | + | '''Patrick:''' Did you win? (gets hit by the board and rolls down the crater to SpongeBob's feet) Hi SpongeBob. (Sandy leaps down the crater. SpongeBob and Patrick scream as a giant cloud simulating a fight appears) |
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| + | ===Nighttime=== | ||
| + | (cross-fade to the treedome at night, where two gravestones are in front of Sandy's: one for Dirty Dan, and one for Pinhead Larry. Patrick and SpongeBob come up from under the snow in respective tombstone order) | ||
'''Patrick:''' Okay, SpongeBob, you can be Dirty Dan. I just want to be Patrick! | '''Patrick:''' Okay, SpongeBob, you can be Dirty Dan. I just want to be Patrick! | ||
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'''Patrick:''' Maybe... | '''Patrick:''' Maybe... | ||
| + | ===Sandy's Fur=== | ||
'''SpongeBob:''' Maybe it's her fur! (cut to a shot of a real-life squirrel) | '''SpongeBob:''' Maybe it's her fur! (cut to a shot of a real-life squirrel) | ||
| − | '''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' YEAH!!! (cut to inside the tree, where | + | '''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' YEAH!!! (cut to inside the tree, where Sponge and Pat marvel at Sandy's fur) |
'''SpongeBob:''' Look at all that warm, toasty fur! | '''SpongeBob:''' Look at all that warm, toasty fur! | ||
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'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' Bring it on! (just then, all the snow stops and melts. It's springtime again. Flowers bloom) | '''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' Bring it on! (just then, all the snow stops and melts. It's springtime again. Flowers bloom) | ||
| + | ===Spring=== | ||
'''SpongeBob:''' Spring? | '''SpongeBob:''' Spring? | ||
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'''SpongeBob:''' It's okay, Sandy. Squirrel pattern baldness is quite common in small mammals! (Patrick hides his furry forehead piece. Sandy is really ticked now) | '''SpongeBob:''' It's okay, Sandy. Squirrel pattern baldness is quite common in small mammals! (Patrick hides his furry forehead piece. Sandy is really ticked now) | ||
| − | '''Sandy:''' ( | + | '''Sandy:''' (Turns red) SpongeBob... Patrick... |
'''SpongeBob:''' Don't worry, Sandy, we've got you covered. (giggles nervously. Fade to Sandy's arm pouring some lemonade. She giggles) | '''SpongeBob:''' Don't worry, Sandy, we've got you covered. (giggles nervously. Fade to Sandy's arm pouring some lemonade. She giggles) | ||
