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==Characters== | ==Characters== | ||
| − | *[[ | + | *[[SpongeBob]] |
| − | *[[ | + | *[[Patrick]] |
| − | *[[ | + | *[[Squidward]] |
*[[Gary]] | *[[Gary]] | ||
| − | *[[ | + | *[[Sandy]] |
| − | *[[ | + | *[[Mr. Krabs]] |
| − | + | Narrator: Today we study the gentle rhythm of the sea. (music blasting from Spongebob's house) Gentle rhythm! Oh, nevermind.<br> | |
| − | + | Gary: Meow. (hides in shell)<br> | |
| − | + | Spongebob: (moonwalking) Uh-huh! Uh-huh! (makes armpit noises with Patrick) Ocean waves. (wiggles arms) Tropical waves. | |
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(wiggles more)<br> | (wiggles more)<br> | ||
| − | + | Patrick: Whirlpool. (spins around on his behind)<br> | |
| − | + | Spongebob: Reverse whirlpool. (does a reverse spin. Him and Patrick spin into each other causing them to bounce all over | |
the house. The vibrations are so great that one of Squidward's pictures falls onto the ground)<br> | the house. The vibrations are so great that one of Squidward's pictures falls onto the ground)<br> | ||
| − | + | Squidward: Huh? (turns around) Grr! Spongebob! Turn that noise off! This will get his attention. (plays his clarinet. | |
| + | Spongebob comes out of the top of his pineapple, spinning his legs, and flies into Squidward causing the clarinet to get | ||
| + | stuck in his throat)<br> | ||
| − | + | Squidward: Sponge... (note plays. Chokes)<br> | |
| − | + | Spongebob: (gasps) Oh, Squidward, you swallowed your clarinet again! I’ll get it.<br> | |
| − | + | Squidward: (tries to get away from Spongebob) No! No! Don't... (note plays) touch... (note plays) me! (note plays)<br> | |
| − | + | Spongebob: (grabs Squidward's mouth and opens it) I'll get a better look. Hmm... It’s too dark! This calls for extreme | |
| + | measures. (tries to put Squidward's mouth over his body but he's too big. Outside, a mother and child are walking by as | ||
| + | they hear strange noises. The mother puts her hands over her kid's ears and walks away with an angry look on her face, | ||
| + | pulls out the clarinet) Got it! Hey, the pointy thing on the end is missing!<br> | ||
| − | + | Squidward: It’s called a reed...eee!<br> | |
| − | + | Spongebob: What’s a reed...eee?<br> | |
| − | + | Squidward: Great! (high note) My reed... (note) is still... (note) stuck in my... (note) throat! (note) And it’s all your | |
| + | fault! (notes)<br> | ||
| − | + | Spongebob: There’s only one thing to do. We gotta see Sandy. (scene cuts to an x-ray of Squidward's throat)<br> | |
| − | + | Sandy: Hmm. Just as I thought. You’ve got that pointy thing from the end of your clarinet stuck in your throat. That was | |
| + | clumsy of you.<br> | ||
| − | + | Squidward: I didn’t. It was Spongebob that... (note)<br> | |
| − | + | Sandy: Well, there’s nothing to do for it but surgery. (runs off with Squidward)<br> | |
| − | + | Spongebob: Ooh... (follows them to a submarine-like machine)<br> | |
| − | + | Sandy: Now’s my chance to try out my new invention -- the solution to your problem.<br> | |
| − | + | Squidward: A submarine? (note)<br> | |
| − | + | Sandy: That’s right, Squidward. Let me show you. (walks into a lab where Squidward's body is on screen) This entire room is | |
| + | called the Chamber of Shrinkage. I’ll shrink the sub and myself down to microscopic size... (simulation does so) ...then | ||
| + | navigate through your brain, down into your throat and extract the reed from inside. Simple!<br> | ||
| − | + | Squidward: Why don’t you just shrink the reed?<br> | |
| − | + | Sandy: (laughs) Oh, Squidward, always wanting to do it the hard way! (cut to Squidward sitting in a chair with a white gown | |
| + | on) We’re all set, Squidward! Are you ready for the sedative?<br> | ||
| − | + | Squidward: Are you sure this is safe?<br> | |
| − | + | Sandy: Completely! As long as someone competent is behind the wheel. Hey, what’s that? (Squidward looks then Sandy knocks | |
| + | him out with a karate chop) Sweet dreams, pardner! Oops! I forgot to pack food for the trip. I've got to get some supplies | ||
| + | from my treedome, and I need you to guard the submarine while I’m gone. (Spongebob smiles) Do you think you can handle it, | ||
| + | Spongebob?<br> | ||
| − | + | Spongebob: Can do, Sandy! (cut to Spongebob walking back and forth, guarding the submarine) Hut-hut-hut, hut-hut-hut! Hut- | |
| + | hut-hut, hut-hut-hut!<br> | ||
| − | + | Patrick: (walks up to Spongebob) Hi, Spongebob.<br> | |
| − | + | Spongebob: Hello, citizen.<br> | |
| − | + | Patrick: What are you doing?<br> | |
| − | + | Spongebob: Guarding Sandy’s submarine.<br> | |
| − | + | Patrick: Wow! I’ve never been in a submarine. Let’s look inside.<br> | |
| − | + | Spongebob: Can’t. I’m guarding it.<br> | |
| − | + | Patrick: Oh, man! Could you guard it from the inside?<br> | |
| − | + | Spongebob: (stops) You’re right! (bows to Patrick) Patrick, you’re a genius! (presses the 'OPEN' button to open the | |
| + | submarine)<br> | ||
| − | + | Spongebob and Patrick: Ooh! (both salute)<br> | |
| − | + | Spongebob: Spongebob and Patrick reporting for guard duty. (both laugh and go inside. They push buttons and pretend to | |
| + | actually be using the submarine)<br> | ||
| − | + | Patrick: Hmmm..."Shrink". I do have a lot of issues. (presses button and an alarm blares. Spongebob and Patrick look at the | |
| + | flashing light)<br> | ||
| − | + | Spongebob and Patrick: Pretty. (submarine shrinks a little)<br> | |
| − | + | Sandy: I'm back, Spongebob. (drops box of nuts) Uh-oh. (Spongebob shrinks)<br> | |
| − | + | Patrick: (laughs) You’re so tiny. (shrinks) Aah, a giant Spongebob! (submarine shrinks completely. A robot hand grabs the | |
| + | submarine)<br> | ||
| − | + | Sandy: Patrick! Spongebob!<br> | |
| − | + | Patrick: Ahh, Sandy’s grown to gigantic size!<br> | |
| − | + | Spongebob: I don’t think Sandy grew, Patrick! I think we shrunk.<br> | |
| − | + | Patrick: Pfft, that’s silly! Don't you think it's more likely that the entire world grew? (robot hand takes the submarine | |
| + | and sticks it in Squidward's nose)<br> | ||
| − | + | Sandy: Hi, Squidward. Well, the submarine is safely inside you.<br> | |
| − | + | Squidward: Wonderful! Wait! If you're out here, then who's in here? (holds head)<br> | |
| − | + | Sandy: Well, why don’t you take a look for yourself? (pulls down a monitor showing Spongebob and Patrick in the submarine | |
| + | inside of Squidward)<br> | ||
| − | + | Squidward: (screams) Spongebob and Patrick are piloting a miniature submarine inside my head. Spongebob and Patrick... | |
| + | Spongebob and... (chuckles nervously thens creams)<br> | ||
| − | + | Sandy: You gotta calm down, Squidward. With them little critters inside you, I wouldn’t be moving around too much. You | |
| + | could knock them into something important. (cut to inside Squidward’s nose)<br> | ||
| − | + | Spongebob: Where are we, Patrick?<br> | |
| − | + | Patrick: I don’t know. But it’s a real dump.<br> | |
| − | + | Sandy: (over speaker) Spongebob, Patrick, can you hear me?<br> | |
| − | + | Spongebob: It's Sandy.<br> | |
| − | + | Patrick: She’s in there? (pulls out an axe) I’ll save you, Sandy! (chops away at the control panel)<br> | |
| − | + | Sandy: Stop it, you itty-bitty idiot! (engine sputters and dies)<br> | |
| − | + | Spongebob: Sandy, where are you? Where are we?<br> | |
| − | + | Sandy: You’re trespassing, Spongebob -- in my lab, in my submarine -- and you’re trespassing inside of Squidward!<br> | |
| − | + | Patrick: I thought this place was in bad shape.<br> | |
| − | + | Squidward: (over speaker) I heard that!<br> | |
| − | + | Sandy: Let’s get you out of there, Spongebob. All you need to do is locate the auto-pilot. It’ll safely take you through | |
| + | your mission, and then out the extraction point. (points to Squidward’s rear-end on the computer screen. The submarine | ||
| + | controls explode) | ||
| − | + | Spongebob: Um...we broke it! (Patrick chops at it again with the axe)<br> | |
| − | + | Sandy: Stop it! What are you trying to do? Kill him? | |
| − | + | Squidward:(starts sweating nervously) | |
| − | + | Sandy: This is approximately 17 times harder to drive than a boatmobile, which you’ve never successfully done. So, just take it nice and easy. | |
| − | + | Spongebob: No problemo. Nice and...easy! (pushes the gas pedal to the floor making the submarine go as fast as it can. Both | |
| + | Patrick and Spongebob are screaming as they head towards the brain)<br> | ||
| − | + | Squidward: So, how’s it going? (tires screech, metal crashes, and Squidward makes a hissing sound as Spongebob and Patrick | |
| + | drove into the brain. They get unstuck but crash a lot into the brain making Squidward go insane) I can’t control my | ||
| + | eyeballs!<br> | ||
| − | + | Sandy: Don’t worry, it’s temporary. Now, just sign this! (holds out a waiver)<br> | |
| − | + | Squidward: (signs) Ok, now what is this?<br> | |
| − | + | Sandy: Oh, just your autograph for when you’re, uhh, famous.<br> | |
| − | + | Squidward: Oh, of course. I’ve got head shots, you know. (shows pictures of himself then drops them and hits himself) What | |
| + | the...<br> | ||
| − | + | Sandy: Squidward! (Squidward chokes himself then punches Sandy)<br> | |
| − | + | Squidward: What’s happening? (Spongebob and Patrick are fighting over the controls which causes them to keep crashing into | |
| − | ' | + | Squidward's nervous system)<br> |
| − | + | Spongebob: Give it back!<br> | |
| − | + | Patrick: No, you give it back!<br> | |
| − | + | Sandy: They’re hitting your central nervous system!<br> | |
| − | + | Squidward: (punches self) You think?<br> | |
| − | + | Sandy: You’re not in control of your actions! (Squidward kicks Sandy in the rear) Hey...<br> | |
| − | + | Squidward: Oh, I’m sorry. I’m not in control of my actions. | |
| − | + | Sandy:(gets mad(because she knew it was on purpose)) | |
| − | + | Spongebob and Patrick:(bounce off Squidward’s nervous system) | |
| + | <br> | ||
| − | + | Sandy: They’re headed off course! (Squidward is spinning in his chair then is tossed into the back where he is doing more | |
| + | crazy twitches)<br> | ||
| − | + | Sandy: Oh my gosh! You're out of control! (Spongebob and Patrick land in some green goo)<br> | |
| − | + | Spongebob: Ew! Where are we? (Squidward’s stomach rumbles. The submarine is getting dissolved in the green acid)<br> | |
| − | + | Spongebob: Mayday! Mayday! We’re sinking! And Patrick won’t stop screaming!<br> | |
| − | + | Sandy: The stomach acid levels are way too high!<br> | |
| − | + | Spongebob: The reverse tanks are almost empty. (Patrick grunts) Patrick! (Patrick is using the axe to chop at the tanks)<br> | |
| − | + | Patrick: Finished.<br> | |
| − | + | Sandy: Spongebob, you gotta get out of there! It’s a straight shot up the stomach to the esophagus where the reed is! (note | |
| + | plays) You can complete your mission if we can just access an alternative fuel. Like natural, gas.<br> | ||
| − | + | Spongebob: Natural gas?<br> | |
| − | + | Patrick: Like this! (drinks a soda and burps louldly)<br> | |
| − | + | Squidward: Stop burping inside me! That’s disgusting!<br> | |
| − | + | Sandy: Wait a minute, Squidward. He might be on to something.<br> | |
| − | + | Squidward: What?<br> | |
| − | + | Sandy: If you can make a big enough burp...<br> | |
| − | + | Patrick: We can filter the CO2 through out ballast tanks, refire the engines, and ride the shockwave out of here.<br> | |
| − | + | Spongebob: Wow.<br> | |
| − | + | Sandy: He’s right.<br> | |
| − | + | Squidward: What?<br> | |
| − | + | Sandy: We’re going through with your plan, Patrick!<br> | |
| − | + | Spongebob: Yay!<br> | |
| − | + | ||
| − | + | Patrick: What plan? (Squidward drinks a bunch of soda)<br> | |
| − | + | Sandy: Now burp, Squidward! Lives are on the line! (Squidward tries to burp)<br> | |
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| + | Spongebob: I never thought it would end this way. (Squidward burps loudly sending the submarine up and out of the stomach) | ||
| + | It's working! (natural gas readings are full)<br> | ||
| − | + | Spongebob and Patrick: Whee!<br> | |
| − | + | Sandy: They’re headed for the esophagus. (smells Squidward’s burp) Phew, what have you been eating?<br> | |
| − | + | Squidward: Morons. (the submarine crashes into Squidward's throat where the reed is at)<br> | |
| − | + | Spongebob: Spongebob to Sandy. We've reached the foreign obstruction. (swims out with a bathing suit on)<br> | |
| − | ' | + | Sandy: Ok, you're going to have to go out and dislodge it somehow.<br> |
| − | + | Spongebob: I’m already on it. (takes out a hammer and hits the reed with it)<br> | |
| − | + | Narrator: Two hours later...<br> | |
| − | + | Spongebob: This stupid hammer won’t break anything. (throws it at the reed. The hammer bounces back and cuts Spongebob's | |
| + | water arm flotations, making him bounce everywhere)<br> | ||
| − | + | Patrick: Spongebob, do what you were born to do! Dance!<br> | |
| − | + | Spongebob: You’re right Patrick. Whirlpool Spin! (cuts the reed in half with the spin causing Squidward to spit it out)<br> | |
| − | + | Sandy: Good work, guys! Mission accomplished. Now all you have to do is...<br> | |
| − | + | Squidward: (pushes Sandy out of the way) Get out of my body! Go!<br> | |
| − | (Cut to the Krusty Krab)<br> | + | Patrick: Grow? (pushes the 'GROW' button which sounds an alarm. Everyone screams. Cut to the Krusty Krab)<br> |
| − | + | Mr Krabs: Almost ready to open. (cleans his 'NO REFUNDS' sign) There.<br> | |
| − | + | Squidward: (walks in) Good morning, Mr Krabs.<br> | |
| − | + | Mr Krabs: Hello, Squidward. Neptune's trousers! What’s gotten into you? (zoom out to show Squidward with a submarine-shaped | |
| + | body)<br> | ||
| − | + | Spongebob: (inside Squidward) Reporting for duty, Mr Krabs. (toilet flushes)<br> | |
| − | + | Patrick: Squidward, the toilet’s backed up again. | |
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