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==Dialogue== | ==Dialogue== | ||
− | '''Narrator''': | + | '''Narrator''': Today we study the gentle rhythm of the sea. (music blasting from SpongeBob’s house) Gentle rhythm! Oh, never mind.<br> |
'''Gary''': Meow. (hides in shell)<br> | '''Gary''': Meow. (hides in shell)<br> | ||
− | '''SpongeBob''': (moon walking) Uh-huh! Uh-huh! (makes armpit noises with Patrick) Ocean | + | '''SpongeBob''': (moon walking) Uh-huh! Uh-huh! (makes armpit noises with Patrick) Ocean waves. (wiggles arms) Burnt flames. |
(wiggles more)<br> | (wiggles more)<br> | ||
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'''SpongeBob''': There’s only one thing to do. We gotta see Sandy. (scene cuts to an x-ray of Squidward's throat)<br> | '''SpongeBob''': There’s only one thing to do. We gotta see Sandy. (scene cuts to an x-ray of Squidward's throat)<br> | ||
− | '''Sandy''': Hmm. Just as I thought. You’ve got that pointy | + | '''Sandy''': Hmm. Just as I thought. You’ve got that pointy thing from the end of your clarinet stuck in your throat. That was clumsy of you.<br> |
'''Squidward''': I didn’t. It was SpongeBob that... (note)<br> | '''Squidward''': I didn’t. It was SpongeBob that... (note)<br> | ||
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'''Squidward''': A submarine? (note)<br> | '''Squidward''': A submarine? (note)<br> | ||
− | '''Sandy''': That’s right, Squidward. Let me show you. (walks into a lab where Squidward's body is on screen) This | + | '''Sandy''': That’s right, Squidward. Let me show you. (walks into a lab where Squidward's body is on screen) This entire room is called the Chamber of Shrinkage. I’ll shrink the sub and myself down to microscopic size... (simulation does so) ...then navigate through your brain, down into your throat and extract the reed from inside. Simple!<br> |
'''Squidward''': Why don’t you just shrink the reed?<br> | '''Squidward''': Why don’t you just shrink the reed?<br> | ||
− | '''Sandy''': (laughs) Oh, Squidward, always wanting to do it the hard way! ( | + | '''Sandy''': (laughs) Oh, Squidward, always wanting to do it the hard way! (cut to Squidward sitting in a chair with a white gown on) We’re all set, Squidward! Are you ready for the sedative?<br> |
'''Squidward''': Are you sure this is safe?<br> | '''Squidward''': Are you sure this is safe?<br> | ||
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'''Sandy''': Completely! As long as someone competent is behind the wheel. Hey, what’s that? (Squidward looks then Sandy knocks him out with a karate chop) Sweet dreams, partner! Oops! I forgot to pack food for the trip. I've got to get some supplies from my treedome, and I need you to guard the submarine while I’m gone. (SpongeBob smiles) Do you think you can handle it, SpongeBob?<br> | '''Sandy''': Completely! As long as someone competent is behind the wheel. Hey, what’s that? (Squidward looks then Sandy knocks him out with a karate chop) Sweet dreams, partner! Oops! I forgot to pack food for the trip. I've got to get some supplies from my treedome, and I need you to guard the submarine while I’m gone. (SpongeBob smiles) Do you think you can handle it, SpongeBob?<br> | ||
− | '''SpongeBob''': Can do, Sandy! ( | + | '''SpongeBob''': Can do, Sandy! (cut to SpongeBob walking back and forth, guarding the submarine) Hut-hut-hut, hut-hut-hut! Hut-hut-hut, hut-hut-hut!<br> |
'''Patrick''': (walks up to SpongeBob) Hi, SpongeBob.<br> | '''Patrick''': (walks up to SpongeBob) Hi, SpongeBob.<br> | ||
− | '''SpongeBob''': | + | '''SpongeBob''': (instead of saying "Hi, Patrick"} Hello Citizen <br> |
'''Patrick''': What are you doing?<br> | '''Patrick''': What are you doing?<br> | ||
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'''SpongeBob''': Can’t. I’m guarding it.<br> | '''SpongeBob''': Can’t. I’m guarding it.<br> | ||
− | '''Patrick''': Oh, man! | + | '''Patrick''': Oh, man! Could you guard it from the inside?<br> |
'''SpongeBob''': (stops) You’re right! (bows to Patrick) Patrick, you’re a genius! (presses the 'OPEN' button to open the submarine)<br> | '''SpongeBob''': (stops) You’re right! (bows to Patrick) Patrick, you’re a genius! (presses the 'OPEN' button to open the submarine)<br> | ||
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'''SpongeBob''' and '''Patrick''': Ooh! (both salute)<br> | '''SpongeBob''' and '''Patrick''': Ooh! (both salute)<br> | ||
− | '''SpongeBob''': SpongeBob and Patrick reporting for guard duty. (both | + | '''SpongeBob''': SpongeBob and Patrick reporting for guard duty. (both laugh and go inside. They push buttons and pretend to actually be using the submarine)<br> |
'''Patrick''': Hmmm..."Shrink". I do have a lot of issues. (presses button and an alarm blares. SpongeBob and Patrick look at the flashing light)<br> | '''Patrick''': Hmmm..."Shrink". I do have a lot of issues. (presses button and an alarm blares. SpongeBob and Patrick look at the flashing light)<br> | ||
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'''Sandy''': Hi, Squidward. Well, the submarine is safely inside you.<br> | '''Sandy''': Hi, Squidward. Well, the submarine is safely inside you.<br> | ||
− | '''Squidward''': Wonderful! Wait! If you're out here, then who's in | + | '''Squidward''': Wonderful! Wait! If you're out here, then who's in here? (holds head)<br> |
'''Sandy''': Well, why don’t you take a look for yourself? (pulls down a monitor showing SpongeBob and Patrick in the submarine inside of Squidward)<br> | '''Sandy''': Well, why don’t you take a look for yourself? (pulls down a monitor showing SpongeBob and Patrick in the submarine inside of Squidward)<br> | ||
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'''SpongeBob''': It's Sandy.<br> | '''SpongeBob''': It's Sandy.<br> | ||
− | '''Patrick''': She’s in | + | '''Patrick''': She’s in there? (pulls out an axe) I’ll save you, Sandy! (chops away at the control panel)<br> |
'''Sandy''': Stop it, you itty-bitty idiot! (engine sputters and dies)<br> | '''Sandy''': Stop it, you itty-bitty idiot! (engine sputters and dies)<br> | ||
− | '''SpongeBob''': Sandy, where | + | '''SpongeBob''': Sandy, where are you? Where are we?<br> |
'''Sandy''': You’re trespassing, SpongeBob -- in my lab, in my submarine -- and you’re trespassing inside of Squidward!<br> | '''Sandy''': You’re trespassing, SpongeBob -- in my lab, in my submarine -- and you’re trespassing inside of Squidward!<br> | ||
− | '''Patrick''': I | + | '''Patrick''': I thought this place was in bad shape.<br> |
'''Squidward''': (over speaker) I heard that!<br> | '''Squidward''': (over speaker) I heard that!<br> | ||
− | '''Sandy''': Let’s get you | + | '''Sandy''': Let’s get you out of there, SpongeBob. All you need to do is locate the auto-pilot. It’ll safely take you through your mission, and then out the extraction point. (points to Squidward’s rear-end on the computer screen. The submarine controls explode) |
− | '''SpongeBob''': Um...we | + | '''SpongeBob''': Um...we broke it! (Patrick chops at it again with the axe)<br> |
− | '''Sandy''': Stop it! What are you trying to do? | + | '''Sandy''': Stop it! What are you trying to do? Kill him? |
'''Squidward''': (starts sweating nervously) | '''Squidward''': (starts sweating nervously) | ||
− | '''Sandy''': This is approximately 17 times harder to drive than a boat mobile, which you’re never successfully done. | + | '''Sandy''': This is approximately 17 times harder to drive than a boat mobile, which you’re never successfully done. So, just take it nice and easy. |
− | '''SpongeBob''': No problemo. Nice and... | + | '''SpongeBob''': No problemo. Nice and...easy! (pushes the gas pedal to the floor making the submarine go as fast as it can. Both Patrick and SpongeBob are screaming as they head towards the brain)<br> |
− | '''Squidward''': So, how’s it going? (tires screech, metal crashes, and Squidward makes a hissing sound as SpongeBob and Patrick | + | '''Squidward''': So, how’s it going? (tires screech, metal crashes, and Squidward makes a hissing sound as SpongeBob and Patrick drove into the brain. They get unstuck but crash a lot into the brain making Squidward go insane) I can’t control my eyeballs!<br> |
'''Sandy''': Don’t worry, it’s temporary. Now, just sign this! (holds out a waiver)<br> | '''Sandy''': Don’t worry, it’s temporary. Now, just sign this! (holds out a waiver)<br> | ||
− | '''Squidward''': (signs) | + | '''Squidward''': (signs) Ok, now what is this?<br> |
'''Sandy''': Oh, just your autograph, uh, for when you’re, uhh, famous.<br> | '''Sandy''': Oh, just your autograph, uh, for when you’re, uhh, famous.<br> | ||
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'''Sandy''': Squidward! (Squidward chokes himself then punches Sandy)<br> | '''Sandy''': Squidward! (Squidward chokes himself then punches Sandy)<br> | ||
− | '''Squidward''': What’s happening? | + | '''Squidward''': What’s happening? (SpongeBob and Patrick are fighting over the controls which causes them to keep crashing into Squidward's nervous system)<br> |
− | ''' | + | '''SB & P''': Give it back! Give it back! No! Give it! Give it back!<br> |
− | '''Sandy''': They’re hitting your central nervous system | + | '''Sandy''': They’re hitting your central nervous system!<br> |
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+ | '''Squidward''': (punches self) Oh. You think?<br> | ||
'''Sandy''': You’re not in control of your actions! (Squidward kicks Sandy in the rear) Hey...<br> | '''Sandy''': You’re not in control of your actions! (Squidward kicks Sandy in the rear) Hey...<br> | ||
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'''Sandy''': They’ve gone off course! (Squidward is spinning in his chair then is tossed into the back where he is doing more crazy twitches)<br> | '''Sandy''': They’ve gone off course! (Squidward is spinning in his chair then is tossed into the back where he is doing more crazy twitches)<br> | ||
− | '''Sandy''': Oh my gosh! | + | '''Sandy''': Oh my gosh! You're out of control! (SpongeBob and Patrick land in some green goo)<br> |
− | '''SpongeBob''': Ew! Where | + | '''SpongeBob''': Ew! Where are we? (Squidward’s stomach rumbles. The submarine is getting dissolved in the green acid)<br> |
'''SpongeBob''': Mayday! Mayday! We’re sinking! And Patrick won’t stop screaming!<br> | '''SpongeBob''': Mayday! Mayday! We’re sinking! And Patrick won’t stop screaming!<br> | ||
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'''Sandy''': Those stomach acid levels are way too high!<br> | '''Sandy''': Those stomach acid levels are way too high!<br> | ||
− | '''SpongeBob''': The | + | '''SpongeBob''': The reverse tanks are almost empty. (Patrick grunts) Patrick! (Patrick is using the axe to chop at the tanks)<br> |
'''Patrick''': Finished.<br> | '''Patrick''': Finished.<br> | ||
− | '''Sandy''': SpongeBob, you gotta get out of there! It’s a straight shot up the stomach to the esophagus where the reed is! (note plays) You can complete your mission if we can just access an alternative fuel. Like natural gas.<br> | + | '''Sandy''': SpongeBob, you gotta get out of there! It’s a straight shot up the stomach to the esophagus where the reed is! (note plays) You can complete your mission if we can just access an alternative fuel. Like natural, gas.<br> |
'''SpongeBob''': Natural gas?<br> | '''SpongeBob''': Natural gas?<br> | ||
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'''Squidward''': Stop burping inside me! That’s disgusting!<br> | '''Squidward''': Stop burping inside me! That’s disgusting!<br> | ||
− | '''Sandy''': | + | '''Sandy''': Wait a minute, Squidward. He might be on to something.<br> |
'''Squidward''': What?<br> | '''Squidward''': What?<br> | ||
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'''Sandy''': If you can make a big enough burp...<br> | '''Sandy''': If you can make a big enough burp...<br> | ||
− | '''Patrick''': We can filter the CO2 through | + | '''Patrick''': We can filter the CO2 through out ballast tanks, refire the engines, and ride the shockwave out of here.<br> |
'''SpongeBob''': Wow.<br> | '''SpongeBob''': Wow.<br> | ||
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'''Patrick''': What plan? (Squidward drinks a bunch of soda)<br> | '''Patrick''': What plan? (Squidward drinks a bunch of soda)<br> | ||
− | '''Sandy''': Now | + | '''Sandy''': Now burp, Squidward! Lives are on the line! (Squidward tries to burp)<br> |
'''SpongeBob''': I never thought it would end this way. (Squidward burps loudly sending the submarine up and out of the stomach) | '''SpongeBob''': I never thought it would end this way. (Squidward burps loudly sending the submarine up and out of the stomach) | ||
It's working! (natural gas readings are full)<br> | It's working! (natural gas readings are full)<br> | ||
− | '''SpongeBob''' and '''Patrick''': Whee!<br> | + | '''SpongeBob''' and '''Patrick''': Whee! Whee!<br> |
− | '''Sandy''': They’re heading for the esophagus. (smells Squidward’s burp) Phew, what have you been | + | '''Sandy''': They’re heading for the esophagus. (smells Squidward’s burp) Phew, what have you been eating?<br> |
'''Squidward''': Morons. (the submarine crashes into Squidward's throat where the reed is at)<br> | '''Squidward''': Morons. (the submarine crashes into Squidward's throat where the reed is at)<br> | ||
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'''SpongeBob''': SpongeBob to Sandy. We've reached the foreign obstruction. (swims out with a bathing suit on)<br> | '''SpongeBob''': SpongeBob to Sandy. We've reached the foreign obstruction. (swims out with a bathing suit on)<br> | ||
− | '''Sandy''': | + | '''Sandy''': Ok, you're going to have to go out and dislodge it somehow.<br> |
'''SpongeBob''': I’m already on it. (takes out a hammer and hits the reed with it)<br> | '''SpongeBob''': I’m already on it. (takes out a hammer and hits the reed with it)<br> | ||
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'''Narrator''': Two hours later...<br> | '''Narrator''': Two hours later...<br> | ||
− | '''SpongeBob''': This stupid | + | '''SpongeBob''': This stupid hammer won’t break anything. (throws it at the reed. The hammer bounces back and cuts SpongeBob’s water arm floatation, making him bounce everywhere)<br> |
− | '''Patrick''': | + | '''Patrick''': SpongeBob, do what you were born to do! Dance!<br> |
'''SpongeBob''': You’re right Patrick. Whirlpool Spin! (cuts the reed in half with the spin causing Squidward to spit it out)<br> | '''SpongeBob''': You’re right Patrick. Whirlpool Spin! (cuts the reed in half with the spin causing Squidward to spit it out)<br> | ||
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'''Sandy''': Good work, guys! Mission accomplished. Now all you have to do is...<br> | '''Sandy''': Good work, guys! Mission accomplished. Now all you have to do is...<br> | ||
− | '''Squidward''': (pushes Sandy out of the way) Get | + | '''Squidward''': (pushes Sandy out of the way) Get out of my body! Go!<br> |
'''Patrick''': Grow? (presses the 'GROW' button which sounds an alarm) | '''Patrick''': Grow? (presses the 'GROW' button which sounds an alarm) | ||
− | ''' | + | '''Everyone''': NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! |
(Cut to the Krusty Krab)<br> | (Cut to the Krusty Krab)<br> | ||
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'''SpongeBob''': (inside Squidward) Reporting for duty, Mr. Krabs. (toilet flushes)<br> | '''SpongeBob''': (inside Squidward) Reporting for duty, Mr. Krabs. (toilet flushes)<br> | ||
− | '''Patrick''': Squidward, the toilet's backed up again. | + | '''Patrick''': Squidward, the toilet's backed up again. |
{{Transcripts/Season 4}} | {{Transcripts/Season 4}} |