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(The episode opens with SpongeBob making a Krabby Patty and cleaning the Krusty Krab. He is now finishing the Krabby Patty). | (The episode opens with SpongeBob making a Krabby Patty and cleaning the Krusty Krab. He is now finishing the Krabby Patty). | ||
− | '''SpongeBob''': Hmm, something's missing... (smiles, then rushes to the pickle cabinet) Ah- | + | '''SpongeBob''': Hmm, something's missing... (smiles, then rushes to the pickle cabinet) Ah-ah! June 15th! (shakes the jar and taste tests it) Fine month for pickles. (he puts the pickles on the Krabby Patty, puts the bun on, then opens the door) Order up! One perfect patty on a pristine plate in a squeaky clean Krusty Krab! Man, oh man, do I love my job! (Mr. Krabs taps him on the head) Hey, Mr. Krabs! What's the good word? |
'''Mr. Krabs''': Well, actually SpongeBob, um, there's two words. And they're not very good... you're fired! | '''Mr. Krabs''': Well, actually SpongeBob, um, there's two words. And they're not very good... you're fired! | ||
− | '''SpongeBob''': (chuckles) Oh, Mr. | + | '''SpongeBob''': (chuckles) Oh, Mr. K- '''WHAT'''!? |
'''Squidward''': Fired!? | '''Squidward''': Fired!? | ||
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'''Old Man Jenkins''': (sitting on a floating barrel) I'm not a very strong swimmer. | '''Old Man Jenkins''': (sitting on a floating barrel) I'm not a very strong swimmer. | ||
− | '''Squidward''': (drains the Krusty Krab, then grabs a box carrier and puts SpongeBob in it). Ok, that's enough. It's closing time. (outside the Krusty Krab) You know, it just won't be the same around here without you. You'll have to visit sometime... as a customer. (this causes SpongeBob to cry even more). Buh-bye now! Sayonara! Good riddance! (closes the door and walks past a window) Man, is it gonna be sweet without that pest around! (sees SpongeBob whimpering at the window, then pulls down a "Krabby Patty" ad to cover him) This day couldn't get any better! Well, Eugene, let me commend | + | '''Squidward''': (drains the Krusty Krab, then grabs a box carrier and puts SpongeBob in it). Ok, that's enough. It's closing time. (outside the Krusty Krab) You know, it just won't be the same around here without you. You'll have to visit sometime... as a customer. (this causes SpongeBob to cry even more). Buh-bye now! Sayonara! Good riddance! (closes the door and walks past a window) Man, is it gonna be sweet without that pest around! (sees SpongeBob whimpering at the window, then pulls down a "Krabby Patty" ad to cover him) This day couldn't get any better! Well, Eugene, let me commend on a terrific business decision! But now that SpongeBob's gone, who will be running the grill? |
'''Mr. Krabs''': Squidward, I'll have you know I was five times golden spatula in the navy! So I'll be running the grill (the spatula he's holding catches fire) | '''Mr. Krabs''': Squidward, I'll have you know I was five times golden spatula in the navy! So I'll be running the grill (the spatula he's holding catches fire) | ||
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'''Gary''': Meow. | '''Gary''': Meow. | ||
− | '''SpongeBob''': What's that, Gary? You need me? Oh, the unconditional love of a pet. [Gary takes his food bowl and puts it on the chair's other arm] Oh, I'm sorry. Here I am wallowing in my misery, and it's past your | + | '''SpongeBob''': What's that, Gary? You need me? Oh, the unconditional love of a pet. [Gary takes his food bowl and puts it on the chair's other arm] Oh, I'm sorry. Here I am wallowing in my misery, and it's past your dinnertime. [Gets off the chair's arm and walks to the cabinet, bows his head over the counter below it and sighs. Takes the can of Snail food out of the cabinet and uses a can opener to open it. He manages to get his arm tangled to the can] I used to feed everyone in Bikini Bottom. [He walks over to Gary and his food bowl] Now I just feed you. [He pours the snail food out of the can into Gary's food bowl. The can falls on the floor and SpongeBob's arm unwrapped as he leaves to sit on the chair. Gary brings SpongeBob's long arm and puts it over the chair's arm] Oh, thanks, Gary. |
Gary: '''Meow'''. [Gary leaves] | Gary: '''Meow'''. [Gary leaves] | ||
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'''Patrick''': Okay! [enters by breaking through the wall] Hi, SpongeBob! Why are you making me so sad? | '''Patrick''': Okay! [enters by breaking through the wall] Hi, SpongeBob! Why are you making me so sad? | ||
− | '''SpongeBob''': Patrick, the most horrible thing happened today. I got- | + | '''SpongeBob''': Patrick, the most horrible thing happened today. I got-- f-f-f-f-f-f-f... |
'''Patrick''': Free french fries? | '''Patrick''': Free french fries? | ||
− | '''SpongeBob''': F | + | '''SpongeBob''': F-f-f-f-f-f-f... |
'''Patrick''': Fried frittatas? | '''Patrick''': Fried frittatas? | ||
− | '''SpongeBob''': F | + | '''SpongeBob''': F-f-f-f-f-f-f... |
'''Patrick''': Frothy frappe? | '''Patrick''': Frothy frappe? | ||
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'''SpongeBob''': It's not food, Patrick. I got... fired. | '''SpongeBob''': It's not food, Patrick. I got... fired. | ||
− | '''Patrick''': Hey, that's great! Being unemployed is the best | + | '''Patrick''': Hey, that's great! Being unemployed is the best gig I know! [He grabs SpongeBob's side] I tell you what. Meet me tomorrow morning, and I'll introduce you to the wonders of the unemployed lifestyle! |
'''SpongeBob''': Sorry, Patrick, I can't. I have to wor-- oh. Yeah, okay. | '''SpongeBob''': Sorry, Patrick, I can't. I have to wor-- oh. Yeah, okay. |