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*[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]] | *[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]] | ||
*[[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]] | *[[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]] | ||
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*[[TattleTale Strangler]] | *[[TattleTale Strangler]] | ||
*[[Police]] | *[[Police]] | ||
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==Dialogue== | ==Dialogue== | ||
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(first scene at the Krusty Krab. SpongeBob is waiting to punch his card in) | (first scene at the Krusty Krab. SpongeBob is waiting to punch his card in) | ||
| − | SpongeBob: Wait for it... (the clock hand almost ticks to 8:00, but stops, then goes again. When it strikes 8:00, SpongeBob punches in then jumps in the air. The scene pauses him in mid-air)<br> | + | [[SpongeBob]]: Wait for it... (the clock hand almost ticks to 8:00, but stops, then goes again. When it strikes 8:00, SpongeBob punches in then jumps in the air. The scene pauses him in mid-air)<br> |
| − | + | ''Voice: On Time Percentage: 100%.'' (the scene starts again. Squidward walks up to the time clock)<br> | |
Squidward: Another day, another migraine. Heh, heh, mi-- (scene pauses again)<br> | Squidward: Another day, another migraine. Heh, heh, mi-- (scene pauses again)<br> | ||
| − | + | ''Voice: On Time Percentage: 12%.'' (the screen un-pauses)<br> | |
Squidward: --graine. Heh, heh, heh.<br> | Squidward: --graine. Heh, heh, heh.<br> | ||
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like someone missed the trash basket, huh, Mr. Candy wrapper? (laughs) Kids these days. (another piece of trash falls to | like someone missed the trash basket, huh, Mr. Candy wrapper? (laughs) Kids these days. (another piece of trash falls to | ||
the ground) I've never seen such an epidemic! Well, at least it's all over now. (more trash falls to the ground and | the ground) I've never seen such an epidemic! Well, at least it's all over now. (more trash falls to the ground and | ||
| − | SpongeBob picks them up in a hurry. After he finishes, one more parachutes to the ground, infuriating him) '''WHERE IS ALL THIS LITTER COMING FROM!?!''' (SpongeBob notices someone tossing trash out | + | SpongeBob picks them up in a hurry. After he finishes, one more parachutes to the ground, infuriating him) '''WHERE IS ALL THIS GODDAMN LITTER COMING FROM!!!!!!?!''' (SpongeBob notices someone tossing trash out |
of a car) Not on my watch. (walks up to the car) Sir, I will have you know it's against the law to litter.<br> | of a car) Not on my watch. (walks up to the car) Sir, I will have you know it's against the law to litter.<br> | ||
| − | TattleTale Strangler: Heh, what're you gonna do, call the [[police]]? (police arrive)<br> | + | [[TattleTale Strangler]]: Heh, what're you gonna do, call the [[police]]? (police arrive)<br> |
SpongeBob: Yes. (police begin to handcuff the Strangler. They walk past him in single-file and continue cuffing him)<br> | SpongeBob: Yes. (police begin to handcuff the Strangler. They walk past him in single-file and continue cuffing him)<br> | ||
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desserts.<br> | desserts.<br> | ||
| − | Squidward: Whatever. Huh? (notices the Strangler in the police car) SpongeBob, don't you know who that is? | + | [[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]]: Whatever. Huh? (notices the Strangler in the police car) SpongeBob, don't you know who that is? |
SpongeBob: Who?<br> | SpongeBob: Who?<br> | ||
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SpongeBob: Who?<br> | SpongeBob: Who?<br> | ||
| − | Squidward: The Tattletale Strangler! (shows SpongeBob a 'WANTED' poster of the Strangler) He's promised to strangle anyone who turns him in. | + | Squidward: The Tattletale Strangler! (shows SpongeBob a 'WANTED' poster of the Strangler) He's promised to strangle |
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(STRANGLER ROARING) | (STRANGLER ROARING) | ||
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SpongeBob: He seems kind of angry with us, eh, Squidward? (SpongeBob notices Squidward is gone) Squidward? Squidward?<br> | SpongeBob: He seems kind of angry with us, eh, Squidward? (SpongeBob notices Squidward is gone) Squidward? Squidward?<br> | ||
| − | Officer Malley: You're gonna do time, Strangler. Hard time. (SpongeBob walks up to the police)<br> | + | [[police|Officer Malley]]: You're gonna do time, Strangler. Hard time. (SpongeBob walks up to the police)<br> |
SpongeBob: Hi, officers. So, he's going to jail, right?<br> | SpongeBob: Hi, officers. So, he's going to jail, right?<br> | ||
| − | Officer Nancy: Who, Strangler?<br> | + | [[Officer Nancy]]: Who, Strangler?<br> |
SpongeBob: Yeah, Strangler.<br> | SpongeBob: Yeah, Strangler.<br> | ||
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scared. So, where is this little bully? Down at the park? The sodey shop? What does he look like, eh, boy?<br> | scared. So, where is this little bully? Down at the park? The sodey shop? What does he look like, eh, boy?<br> | ||
| − | SpongeBob: This would be him, Mr. Krabs. (takes out a wanted poster)<br> | + | SpongeBob: This would be him, [[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]]. (takes out a wanted poster)<br> |
| − | Mr. Krabs: | + | Mr. Krabs: Aaaaaaaaah! The Tattletale Strangler? (his eyes go into his body) Go away, SpongeBob! Take your death cloud with |
you! (scene cuts to SpongeBob showing the wanted poster to people. Shows it to Larry, who turns into a real lobster on a | you! (scene cuts to SpongeBob showing the wanted poster to people. Shows it to Larry, who turns into a real lobster on a | ||
plate. Then a construction worker, who hops away on his jackhammer, and some guys at the [[Tough Tavern]], who run out panicking) | plate. Then a construction worker, who hops away on his jackhammer, and some guys at the [[Tough Tavern]], who run out panicking) | ||
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SpongeBob: Don't mention it, Strangler. (gasps) I mean, bodyguard. Now where'd I put my key?<br> | SpongeBob: Don't mention it, Strangler. (gasps) I mean, bodyguard. Now where'd I put my key?<br> | ||
| − | + | [[Narrator]]: Twenty minutes later... (SpongeBob is still searching for his key)<br> | |
SpongeBob: Well, I can't find 'em. You wanna take a look?<br> | SpongeBob: Well, I can't find 'em. You wanna take a look?<br> | ||
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SpongeBob: A surprise party to celebrate my perfect on-time percentage at work? Oh, how'd you guys know?<br> | SpongeBob: A surprise party to celebrate my perfect on-time percentage at work? Oh, how'd you guys know?<br> | ||
| − | Patrick: It's on the invitations you sent us. (holds an invitation up) Let's boogie! (everyone parties. The Strangler | + | [[Patrick Star|Patrick]]: It's on the invitations you sent us. (holds an invitation up) Let's boogie! (everyone parties. The Strangler |
sits down in SpongeBob's chair. Scene cuts to the end of the party)<br> | sits down in SpongeBob's chair. Scene cuts to the end of the party)<br> | ||
| − | SpongeBob: Bye, everybody, thanks for coming! Bye Mr. Krabs, bye [[Sheldon J. Plankton|Plankton]], bye [[Sandy Cheeks|Sandy]], bye Larry, bye Pearl, bye Mrs. Puff, bye Squidward, bye all the rest (everyone else leaves walks back into the house and laughs) Ahh, alone at last. (the Strangler wakes up)<br> | + | SpongeBob: Bye, everybody, thanks for coming! Bye Mr. Krabs, bye [[Sheldon J. Plankton|Plankton]], bye [[Sandy Cheeks|Sandy]], bye [[Larry]], bye [[Pearl]], bye [[Mrs. Puff]], bye Squidward, bye all the rest (everyone else leaves walks back into the house and laughs) Ahh, alone at last. (the Strangler wakes up)<br> |
Strangler: What? Huh? Huh? What? Huh? (SpongeBob closes the door) So, we're all alone now?<br> | Strangler: What? Huh? Huh? What? Huh? (SpongeBob closes the door) So, we're all alone now?<br> | ||
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SpongeBob: So, Patrick's the Strangler. Gee, you think you know a guy.<br> | SpongeBob: So, Patrick's the Strangler. Gee, you think you know a guy.<br> | ||
| − | Strangler: '''HE'S NOT THE STRANGLER!!!!!!!!!!!!!'''<br> | + | Strangler: ''''HE'S NOT THE STRANGLER!!!!!!!!!!!!!''''<br> |
SpongeBob: He's not?<br> | SpongeBob: He's not?<br> | ||
| − | Strangler: (rips his mustache off) '''I AM!!!!!!!!! | + | Strangler: (rips his mustache off) '''I AM'''!!!!!!!!!<br> |
SpongeBob: Hey, how'd you do that without shaving cream?<br> | SpongeBob: Hey, how'd you do that without shaving cream?<br> | ||
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Squidward: Did someone say 'party'? (Strangler screams and runs out through the wall) <br> | Squidward: Did someone say 'party'? (Strangler screams and runs out through the wall) <br> | ||
| − | Strangler: | + | Strangler: '''''AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!''''' |
Strangler: I can't take it!<br> | Strangler: I can't take it!<br> | ||
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SpongeBob: Good idea, bodyguard. He'll never find us up here. (Strangler screams then jumps out of the plane. He pulls | SpongeBob: Good idea, bodyguard. He'll never find us up here. (Strangler screams then jumps out of the plane. He pulls | ||
his parachute cord then notices it is actually SpongeBob) Good thinking, bodyguard. The Strangler could have been on that | his parachute cord then notices it is actually SpongeBob) Good thinking, bodyguard. The Strangler could have been on that | ||
| − | plane. (Strangler takes out a pair of scissors and cuts the strings off the parachute and plummets right into the [[Police Station]]. SpongeBob comes running up to him) Bodyguard, bodyguard!<br> | + | plane. (Strangler takes out a pair of scissors and cuts the strings off the parachute and plummets right into the [[Bikini |
| + | Bottom Police Station Jail]]. SpongeBob comes running up to him) Bodyguard, bodyguard!<br> | ||
Strangler: Look, kid. I'm not your bodyguard. (cries) I'm the Strangler. See? (points to the 'WANTED' poster on the wall) | Strangler: Look, kid. I'm not your bodyguard. (cries) I'm the Strangler. See? (points to the 'WANTED' poster on the wall) | ||
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Officer Nancy: Good work, SpongeBob. You put the Strangler behind bars.<br> | Officer Nancy: Good work, SpongeBob. You put the Strangler behind bars.<br> | ||
| − | Strangler: At least I'm safe from that yellow | + | Strangler: At least I'm safe from that ''yellow (dyk that 'retard' is a slur and last time i checked slurs are pretty bad dude! just a tip from Hit Human Club Spongebob''. (Patrick is in the same cell as the Strangler)<br> |
| − | Patrick: Hey, | + | Patrick: Hey, Bro, what're you in for? |
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