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==Characters==
 
==Characters==
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]
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*[[SpongeBob]]
*[[Sandy Cheeks|Sandy]]
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*[[Sandy]]
*[[Patrick Star|Patrick]]
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*[[Patrick]]
*[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]]
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*[[Squidward]]
*[[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]]
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*[[Mr. Krabs]]
 
*[[The Seagulls from Land]]
 
*[[The Seagulls from Land]]
  
 
==Dialogue==
 
==Dialogue==
'''Sandy:''' (looking at the clouds) You know, SpongeBob, sometimes it's nice to hang up my hang-glider and just watch the clouds roll by.<br>
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Sandy: (looking at the clouds) You know, SpongeBob, sometimes it's nice to just get off my hang-glider and just relax.<br>
  
'''SpongeBob:''' Yup, and just relax.<br>
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SpongeBob: Yeah. Just relax. (sighs) They're beautiful.<br>
  
'''Sandy:''' Yeah. Relax.<br>
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Sandy: Yeah.<br>
  
'''SpongeBob:''' Oooh! Oooh! Oooh! You know what that cloud looks like?<br>
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SpongeBob: That one looks like a flower.<br>
  
'''Sandy:''' What?<br>
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Sandy: They all look like flowers, SpongeBob.<br>
  
'''SpongeBob:''' A flower.<br>
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SpongeBob: Yeah. All dirty and all sweaty.<br>
  
'''Sandy:''' They all look like flowers, SpongeBob. All the time.<br>
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Sandy: You know, normally I'd race you to the top of that mountain, but who would want to do that. <br>
  
'''SpongeBob:''' They sure do.<br>
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SpongeBob: Yeah!<br>
  
'''Sandy:''' You know, normally, I'd offer to race you to the top of coral cliffs. But I don't want to miss out on a second of this beautiful beauty.
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Sandy: And, we'd all know who would get to the top first.<br>
  
'''SpongeBob:''' Me either. Who wants to get all dirty anyway?
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SpongeBob and Sandy: Yeah. Me.<br>
  
'''Sandy:''' Yeah. And sweaty. Besides, I think we'd know who'd get to the top first.<br>
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SpongeBob: Very funny, Sandy. I thought you said you could beat me at a climbing contest.<br>
  
'''SpongeBob:''' Yeah.<br>
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Sandy: Of course I can! I'm a squirrel. See? (points to her acorn badge)<br>
  
'''SpongeBob and Sandy:''' (laughing) Me.<br>
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SpongeBob: I thought that meant you were nuts. <br>  
  
'''SpongeBob:''' That's funny, Sandy. It sounded like you said you could beat me in a climbing contest.<br>
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Sandy: Nope, that means I'm a natural climber from the upper world.<br>
  
'''Sandy:''' 'Course I can! I'm a squirrel. See? (points to her acorn badge)<br>
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SpongeBob: (laughs) Land-smash, it's all about fingers, land-lady, and what we have got plenty of down here are finger muscles! (his fingers do poses) What do you think about that, air breather? <br>
 
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'''SpongeBob:''' I thought that meant you were nuts. <br>
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'''Sandy:''' Nope, it means I'm a natural born climber. I'm from the surface world, and nothing prepares you for climbing like growing up on good ol' dry land. <br>
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'''SpongeBob:''' (laughs) Land-shmand, it's all about finger strength, baby, and if there's anything we've got plenty of down here, it's finger strength! (his fingers do poses) What do you say to that, "Miss Mittens"? <br>
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'''Sandy:''' I'd say I'm already halfway there!<br>
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Sandy: Well, I'd say I'm already halfway there. (SpongeBob begins to climb the mountain, unleashes rocks at him)<br>
  
'''SpongeBob:''' Ahh! (begins to climb the mountain) No fair, Sandy! You got a head start!<br>
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SpongeBob: Hey! You did that on purpose.<br>
  
'''Sandy:''' Sorry, SpongeBob, that's the way the coral crumbles! (collapses the rock SpongeBob is climbing on)<br>
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Sandy: That was an accident! This was on purpose! (throws more rocks at him) I hope you didn't forget your umbrella.<br>
  
'''SpongeBob:''' Hey! (gets back on another rock) You did that on purpose!<br>
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SpongeBob: (holds on to an umbrella and floats up).<br>
  
'''Sandy:''' Yeah, but this is an accident! (unleashes more rocks at him. SpongeBob screams as he falls.) Too bad you forgot your umbrella!<br>
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SpongeBob: Sentence enhancers?<br>
  
'''SpongeBob:''' (holds on to an umbrella and floats up). I didn't! (laughing)<br>
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Sandy: Well. It's about time you got here.<br>
  
'''Sandy:''' Well. It's about time you showed up.<br>
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SpongeBob: Ooh. I bet you can't beat me to the Krusty Krab<br>
  
'''SpongeBob:''' But you were-I saw you-I-I-I want a rematch! First one to the Krusty Krab is the winner!<br>
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Sandy: There is no way a sea creature is gonna beat me at running.<br>
  
'''Sandy:''' Ain't no way a sea critter can run faster than a land critter.<br>
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SpongeBob: Well I'd say I'm already halfway there...halfway there (zoom out to reveal a busted record repeating "halfway there")<br>
  
'''SpongeBob:''' I can underwater! I'm... HYDRODYNAMICALLY DESIGNED! Think you can win a fair race in that clunky tin tube?<br>
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SpongeBob: (laughing, hits a brick wall, Sandy jumps on his sponge body).<br>
  
'''Sandy:''' Why don't you ask my behind! That is, if you can catch it! What do you say to that, HydroPants?<br>
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Sandy: See? I told you y'all can't...<br>
  
'''SpongeBob:''' I say I'm already halfway there!-halfway there! (zoom out to reveal a record player)-halfway there!-halfway there!.<br>
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SpongeBob: (dressed as an old man) There you are! Lay on your land creature stuff to keep an old sea creature waiting! (rips off suit, laughing) <br>
  
'''Sandy:''' (gasps) Hey! (SpongeBob laughs but hits a brick wall. Jumps on SpongeBob) Thanks for the face lift! (laughs as she runs to the Krusty Krab) You see, I told you you didn't have a ch-
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Sandy: I though y'all wanted a rematch.<br>
  
'''SpongeBob:''' (dressed as an old man) There you are! Ain't just like a land creature to keep a sea creature waiting! (rips off suit, laughing) <br>
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Patrick: (comes along)<br>
  
'''Sandy:''' I though y'all wanted a rematch.<br>
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Squidward: What's all the laughing!<br>
  
'''SpongeBob:''' I did! And I took a head start like you did!<br>
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Patrick: She says land creatures are better.<br>
  
'''Sandy:''' Well, I was just funning with you that time! But I guess all y'all underwater don't have to play fair!
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Sandy: Ok, you sea creatures got the upper hand in swimming. But we land creatures are way better than y'all sea creatures.<br>
  
'''SpongeBob:''' I guess I don't, air breather!<br>
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Patrick: At what?<br>
  
'''Sandy:''' Water sucker!<br>
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Sandy: Oh, at darn everything I guess. Horse riding and cow roping and pie eating and...<br>
  
'''SpongeBob:''' Tree climber!<br>
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Mr. Krabs: (comes along and Sandy finishes)<br>
  
'''Sandy:''' Gulf streamer!<br>
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SpongeBob: I'll admit. You got some pretty good moves, for a squirrel.<br>
  
'''SpongeBob:''' Kite flier!<br>
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Patrick: I bet they can't eat a Krabby Double Deluxe in one bite. (gulps a patty down) Ah.<br>
  
'''Sandy:''' Chum chewer!<br>
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Sandy: Give me that. They don't call me Cheeks for nothing. (tries to eat it, but her air helmet blocks it. Everyone else begins to laugh)<br>
  
'''SpongeBob:''' (gasps) Take that back! You... (nervously) not wet person!<br>
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Patrick: Thank you, thank you.<br>
  
'''Sandy:''' Aha! You can't even come up with another name! That proves it!<br>
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Sandy: Well, there's just one thing.<br>
  
'''SpongeBob:''' Proves what?<br>
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Mr. Krabs: Can you do this? (his eyeballs go into his head) Everyone in my family can do that.<br>
  
'''Sandy:''' That land critters are better than sea critters!<br>
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Sandy: Uh...uh...
  
'''Patrick:''' (walks to the two) Better at what?<br>
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Squidward: How about this? (balances six spinning plates on a stick with his tentacles) Huh?<br>
  
'''Sandy:''' Oh, dern near everything, I guess. Cattle roping and pie eating and wood chopping and flying!<br>
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SpongeBob: Can you reproduce by budding. (begins to do it) Can ya? Can ya? Can ya? Can ya?<br>
  
'''Squidward:''' (walks to the three) What's she blabbering about?<br>
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Sandy: No!<br>
  
'''Patrick:''' She says land creatures are best.<br>
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SpongeBob: Most importantly...can you do this? (All except Sandy begin gasping three times without releasing any breath)<br>
  
'''Sandy:''' Only 'cause it's true! We're best at horse riding and fur styling and rowing. Y'all got us licked in swimming, but we've got corn chucking, (Mr. Krabs walks to the four) and hay bailing, and barn raising, and fishing! (SpongeBob, Patrick, Squidward and Mr. Krabs all gasp) And name calling, for sure!<br>
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Sandy: Well, what would I wanna do any of that dumb stuff for anyway?<br>
  
'''Squidward:''' And drowning, don't forget drowning!<br>
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SpongeBob: Admit it, Sandy, you can't do anything a sea creatures can do. In fact, if wasn't for that suit, you couldn't live down here!<br>
  
'''SpongeBob:''' (laughing) Good one, Squidward! (jumps to hi-five Squidward) Woo!<br>
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Sandy: Well, you know... (all continue laughing) I don't need to... (all laughing harder) Grr... I'll show ya all! I don't need this air suit! (takes off suit, and all gasp)<br>
  
'''Squidward:''' Not on your life, sport. (SpongeBob falls)<br>
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Sandy: And I don't need this helmet neither! (throws helmet to ground)<br>
  
'''SpongeBob:''' I'll admit, you've got some pretty good moves. For a squirrel. (SpongeBob and the rest except Sandy start laughing) But you're still just a land creature.<br>
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Mr. Krabs: Neptune preserve her!<br>
  
'''Sandy:''' Squirrels can do anything they want to!<br>
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Squidward: How long can she stay like that?<br>
  
'''Patrick:''' I bet you can't eat a Krabby Double Deluxe in one bite. (gulps a patty down) Ah.<br>
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SpongeBob: I don't know!<br>
  
'''Sandy:''' Give me that. They don't call me Cheeks for nothing. (tries to eat it, but her air helmet blocks it. Everyone else begins to laugh)<br>
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Patrick: Sandy's a girl?<br>
  
'''Patrick:''' Thank you, thank you.<br>
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SpongeBob: Wow Sandy. I guess I was wrong. Land creatures really are best. At least until they have to breathe... (Sandy winks) Feelin' light-headed yet? (Sandy shakes her head) Remember this? (SpongeBob takes a deep breath in and out)<br>
  
'''Sandy:''' Well, that's just one thing.<br>
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Mr. Krabs: It's free! (Mr. Krabs takes a deep breath too)<br>
  
'''Mr. Krabs:''' Can you do this? (his eyeballs go into his head) Everyone in my family can do that.<br>
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Sandy: (starts suffocating underwater, then she puts her head into a pickle jar.)<br>
  
'''Sandy:''' Uh...uh...<br>
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Mr. Krabs: I knew it! There was no way some "airhead" was gonna win anything against a water breather!<br>
  
'''Squidward:''' How about this? (balances six spinning plates on a stick with his tentacles) Huh?<br>
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Patrick: Airhead... (laughs. The top of his head deflates like a balloon) Huh? (puts thumb in mouth and blows. His head becomes round at the top.)<br>
  
'''SpongeBob:''' Can you reproduce by budding? (begins to do it) Can ya? Can ya? Can ya? Can ya?<br>
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Sandy: All right already! You've had your laugh. Now it's my turn! You sea creatures flopping around and swimming with your fancy fins and gills such. But there's no way you old wetheads could last even a minute in my turf.<br>
  
'''Sandy:''' No!<br>
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Squidward: Do we need pickle jars? (all begin to laugh)<br>
  
'''SpongeBob:''' Most importantly...can you do this? (all except Sandy begin gasping three times without releasing any breath)<br>
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Sandy: (leads them all to a hill) Well?
  
'''Sandy:''' Well, what would I wanna do any of that dumb stuff for anyway?<br>
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Mr. Krabs: Well, um... we're late.<br>
  
'''SpongeBob:''' Admit it, Sandy, you can't do anything us sea creatures can do. In fact, if wasn't for that suit, you couldn't even live down here!<br>
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Squidward: Ya, late. We're all late for...<br>
  
'''Sandy:''' Well, you don't... (all continue laughing) I don't need to... (all laughing harder) Grr... I'll show y'all! I don't need this suit! (takes off suit, and all gasp) And I don't need this helmet neither! (throws helmet to ground)<br>
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Patrick: A fitting!<br>
  
'''Mr. Krabs:''' Neptune preserve her!<br>
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Sandy: Fit what? Your chicken costumes!
  
'''Squidward:''' How long can she stay like that?<br>
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Patrick: (holding popcorn) We are not chickens! (drops popcorn) Huh! My popcorn! (begins pecking on it like a chicken)<br>
  
'''SpongeBob:''' I don't know!<br>
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SpongeBob: Yeah, we can do it. (looks at his reflection on the surface and puts his finger above the water) There. Mission acomplished.<br>
  
'''Patrick:''' Sandy's a girl?<br>
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Sandy: Tell you what. You stay one minute there. And I forfeit the contest.<br>
  
'''SpongeBob:''' Wow, Sandy. You sure proved us wrong. I guess land creatures are better. At least until they need to breathe... (all but Sandy laugh. Sandy winks) Yup, won't be long now. Feelin' light-headed yet? (Sandy shakes her head) Remember this? (SpongeBob takes a deep breath in and out)<br>
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SpongeBob, Patrick, Squidward and Mr. Krabs: We're ready! (Patrick, Mr. Krabs and Squidward go at the back of SpongeBob, making him the first.)<br>
  
'''Mr. Krabs:''' It's free! (Krabs then takes a deep breath too)<br>
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SpongeBob: Well, here I go.<br>
  
'''Sandy:''' (starts suffocating underwater, then puts her head into a pickle jar. all others start laughing.) Stop laughing at me!<br>
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Mr. Krabs: Wait, SpongeBob! (gives him a glass)<br>
  
'''Mr. Krabs:''' I knew it! There was no way some "airhead" was gonna win anything against a water breather!<br>
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SpongeBob: Thanks, Mr. Krabs (drinks from it) Here I go! Hey, it isn't so bad here.<br>
  
'''Patrick:''' Airhead... (laughs. The top of his head deflates like a balloon) Huh? (puts thumb in mouth and blows. His head becomes round at the top.)<br>
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Patrick: Well, I'll do this quick. Cannonball!
  
'''SpongeBob, Patrick, Squidward and Mr. Krabs:''' Sea creatures rule! (chanting) Water! Water! Water!<br>
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Mr. Krabs: (goes up)
  
'''Sandy:''' All right, all right! You had your little laugh. But now it's my turn! Y'all think you're such hot stuff, don't ya! Swimming around with your fancy gills and such. But none of you wetheads would last a minute on my turf. Dry land!<br>
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SpongeBob: Yeah, Mr. Krabs!
  
'''Squidward:''' Do we have to wear pickle jars? (all but Sandy begin to laugh)<br>
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SpongeBob, Patrick and Mr. Krabs: Squidward! Squidward! Squidward!<br>
  
'''Sandy:''' Nope, nothing but the clothes on your backs.<br>
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Squidward: Well, ok. But I won't like it. (goes up. laughing stops.) What?<br>
  
'''SpongeBob:''' One minute? No problem, Landy! (all but Sandy begin to laugh)<br>
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SpongeBob: Well, here we are.<br>
  
'''Sandy:''' (all but her are still laughing, as she leads them all to a hill. As they see land, they stop laughing) Well? So are you going or not? (the four of them stammer)<br>
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Squidward: This is pretty easy.<br>
  
'''SpongeBob:''' Actually, you know, (stammers)<br>
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Patrick: I could keep a second rock up here.<br>
  
'''Squidward:''' We-we can't, uh... because...<br>
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Mr. Krabs: Once you get your land legs it's not so bad!<br>
  
'''Mr. Krabs:''' We're late for our...um...<br>
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SpongeBob: We are the masters of land and sea!<br>
  
'''Patrick:''' Our fitting!<br>
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SpongeBob: (approaching birds) Hey, a local. Hi, we're from underwater. Do you know Sandy Cheeks?
  
'''Sandy:''' Oh, you mean for your chicken costumes!<br>
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Sandy: 5,4,3,2,1. Wow. They made it. Better congratulate them. (goes up, discovers the birds attacking them, attacks the birds) Hey! You can't eat my friends like that!<br>
  
'''Patrick:''' (holding and eating popcorn) Hey! We are not chicken! (drops popcorn. He gasps.) My popcorn! (begins pecking on it like a chicken)<br>
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(back underwater)
  
'''SpongeBob:''' Yeah, we're not chicken, we'll do it. (looks at his reflection on the surface and puts his finger above the water) There. Mission accomplished.<br>
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SpongeBob: Wow, Sandy! Thanks for saving our butts back there.<br>
  
'''Sandy:''' Look, unless you can stay above water for one measly minute, you forfeit the contest and prove that land creatures are better than sea creatures!<br>
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Mr. Krabs: Free cheers for land creatures and sea creatures! Hep hep!<br>
  
'''SpongeBob:''' No, way, San-day. We can take on your challenge! <br>
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SpongeBob, Sandy, Patrick, Squidward and Mr. Krabs: Hooray!<br>
  
'''Patrick, Squidward and Mr. Krabs:''' Yeah!
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Mr. Krabs: Hep hep!<br>
  
'''SpongeBob:''' We're not afraid of your dumb old land!
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SpongeBob, Sandy, Patrick, Squidward and Mr. Krabs: Hooray!<br>
  
'''Patrick, Squidward and Mr. Krabs:''' Yeah!
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Mr. Krabs: Hep hep!<br>
  
'''SpongeBob:''' We're sea creatures!<br>
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Seagulls: Hooray.<br>
  
'''SpongeBob, Patrick, Squidward and Mr. Krabs:''' Yeah!
 
  
'''SpongeBob:''' Okay! Well, this is it.<br>
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{{Transcripts/Season 2}}
  
'''Mr. Krabs:''' Wait, boy! (gives him a glass) Make it last.<br>
 
 
'''SpongeBob:''' Thanks, Mr. Krabs. (drinks from it) Okay! Here I go! (gasps out of water) Hey, this isn't so bad. We can do this! Hey, Patrick, come on up! The air is fine!<br>
 
 
'''Patrick:''' I'm gonna do it quick and get it over with. Cannonball! (goes up to shore) Hey, I lost my trunks! Hi, SpongeBob!<br>
 
 
'''SpongeBob:''' All right, Pat, you made it! Come on, Mr. Krabs! Up here!<br>
 
 
'''Mr. Krabs:''' All ashore that's going ashore, Mr. Squidward! Land ho! (goes up)<br>
 
 
'''SpongeBob:''' Looking good, Mr. Krabs!<br>
 
 
'''Patrick:''' Yeah! Yeah! Whoo-hoo!<br>
 
 
'''SpongeBob:''' Come on, Squidward, you're missing all the dry. Come on, Squidward!<br>
 
 
'''SpongeBob, Patrick and Mr. Krabs:''' (chanting) Squidward! Squidward! Squidward! Squidward!<br>
 
 
'''Squidward:''' Well, I'll do it. But I won't like it. (goes up. Chanting stops) What?<br>
 
 
'''SpongeBob:''' Well, here we are.<br>
 
 
'''Squidward:''' This is pretty easy.<br>
 
 
'''Patrick:''' I may keep a second rock up here.<br>
 
 
'''Mr. Krabs:''' Once you get your land legs it's not so bad!<br>
 
 
'''SpongeBob:''' We're the masters of land and sea!<br>
 
 
'''SpongeBob:''' (approaching birds) Hey, it's a local. Hi, we're from underwater. Do you know Sandy Cheeks?<br>
 
 
'''Sandy:''' 3, 2, 1. Well, tan my fur. They made it! Better go congratulate them. (cut to the [[island]] SpongeBob! Patrick? Hmm, where'd those critters get to? (goes up, discovers the birds attacking them. She gasps.) Holy guacamole! You can't eat my friends, you rats with wings! (attacks the birds. All of them float back underwater)
 
 
'''SpongeBob:''' Uh, thanks for saving us, Sandy.<br>
 
 
'''Sandy:''' You know, everyone's best at something.<br>
 
 
'''SpongeBob:''' But no one's best at everything. Sorry I made you take off your helmet, Sandy.<br>
 
 
'''Sandy:''' Sorry I made you go up on dry land, SpongeBob.<br>
 
 
'''Mr. Krabs:''' Three cheers for feeling sorry for ourselves! Hip hip!<br>
 
 
'''SpongeBob, Sandy, Patrick, Squidward and Mr. Krabs:''' Hooray!<br>
 
 
'''Mr. Krabs:''' Hip hip!<br>
 
 
'''SpongeBob, Sandy, Patrick, Squidward and Mr. Krabs:''' Hooray!<br>
 
 
'''Mr. Krabs:''' Hip hip!<br>
 
 
(scene cut to live-action where the seagulls sitting on the island)<br>
 
 
'''Seagulls:''' Hooray.
 
 
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