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==Characters==
 
==Characters==
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]
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*[[SpongeBob]]
*[[Sandy Cheeks|Sandy]]
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*[[Sandy]]
*[[Patrick Star|Patrick]]
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*[[Patrick]]
*[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]]
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*[[Squidward]]
*[[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]]
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*[[Mr. Krabs]]
 
*[[The Seagulls from Land]]
 
*[[The Seagulls from Land]]
  
 
==Dialogue==
 
==Dialogue==
'''Sandy:''' (looking at the clouds) You know, SpongeBob, sometimes it's nice to hang up my hang-glider and just watch the clouds roll by.<br>
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Sandy: (looking at the clouds) You know, SpongeBob, sometimes it's nice to just get off my hang-glider and just relax.<br>
  
'''SpongeBob:''' Yup, and just relax.<br>
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SpongeBob: Yeah. Just relax. (sighs) They're beautiful.<br>
  
'''Sandy:''' Yeah. Relax.<br>
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Sandy: Yeah.<br>
  
'''SpongeBob:''' Oooh! Oooh! Oooh! You know what that cloud looks like?<br>
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SpongeBob: That one looks like a flower.<br>
  
'''Sandy:''' What?<br>
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Sandy: They all look like flowers, SpongeBob.<br>
  
'''SpongeBob:''' A flower.<br>
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SpongeBob: Yeah. All dirty and all sweaty.<br>
  
'''Sandy:''' They all look like flowers, SpongeBob. All the time.<br>
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Sandy: You know, normally I'd race you to the top of that mountain, but who would want to do that. <br>
  
'''SpongeBob:''' They sure do.<br>
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SpongeBob: Yeah!<br>
  
'''Sandy:''' You know, normally, I'd offer to race you to the top of coral cliffs. But I don't want to miss out on a second of this beautiful beauty.
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Sandy: And, we'd all know who would get to the top first.<br>
  
'''SpongeBob:''' Me either. Who wants to get all dirty anyway?
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SpongeBob and Sandy: Yeah. Me.<br>
  
'''Sandy:''' Yeah. And sweaty. Besides, I think we'd know who'd get to the top first.<br>
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SpongeBob: Very funny, Sandy. I thought you said you could beat me at the top of that mountain.<br>
  
'''SpongeBob:''' Yeah.<br>
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Sandy: Of course I can! I'm a squirrel. See? (points to her acorn badge)<br>
  
'''SpongeBob and Sandy:''' (laughing) Me.<br>
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SpongeBob: I thought that meant you were nuts. (laughs) What can you say?<br>
  
'''SpongeBob:''' That's funny, Sandy. It sounded like you said you could beat me in a climbing contest.<br>
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Sandy: Well, I'd say I'm already halfway there. (SpongeBob begins to climb the mountain, unleashes rocks at him)<br>
  
'''Sandy:''' 'Course I can! I'm a squirrel. See? (points to her acorn badge)<br>
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SpongeBob: Hey! You did that on purpose.<br>
  
'''SpongeBob:''' I thought that meant you were nuts. <br>  
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Sandy: That was an accident. This was on purpose! (throws more rocks at him) I hope you didn't forget your umbrella.<br>
  
'''Sandy:''' Nope, it means I'm a natural born climber. I'm from the surface world, and nothing prepares you for climbing like growing up on good ol' dry land. <br>
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SpongeBob: (holds on to an umbrella and floats up).<br>
  
'''SpongeBob:''' (laughs) Land-shmand, it's all about finger strength, baby, and if there's anything we've got plenty of down here, it's finger strength! (his fingers do poses) What do you say to that, "Miss Mittens"? <br>
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SpongeBob: Sentence enhancers?<br>
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'''Sandy:''' I'd say I'm already halfway there!<br>
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'''SpongeBob:''' Ahh! (begins to climb the mountain) No fair, Sandy! You got a head start!<br>
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Sandy: Well. It's about time you got here.<br>
  
'''Sandy:''' Sorry, SpongeBob, that's the way the coral crumbles! (collapses the rock SpongeBob is climbing on)<br>
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SpongeBob: Ooh. I bet you can't beat me to the Krusty Krab<br>
  
'''SpongeBob:''' Hey! (gets back on another rock) You did that on purpose!<br>
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Sandy: There is no way a sea creature is gonna beat me at running.<br>
  
'''Sandy:''' Yeah, but this is an accident! (unleashes more rocks at him. SpongeBob screams as he falls.) Too bad you forgot your umbrella!<br>
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SpongeBob: Well I'd say I'm already halfway there...halfway there (zoom out to reveal a busted record repeating "halfway there")<br>
  
'''SpongeBob:''' (holds on to an umbrella and floats up). I didn't! (laughing)<br>
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SpongeBob: (laughing, hits a brick wall, Sandy jumps on his sponge body).<br>
  
'''Sandy:''' Well. It's about time you showed up.<br>
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Sandy: See? I told you y'all can't...<br>
  
'''SpongeBob:''' But you were-I saw you-I-I-I want a rematch! First one to the Krusty Krab is the winner!<br>
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SpongeBob: (dressed as an old man) There you are! Lay on your land creature stuff to keep an old sea creature waiting! (rips off suit, laughing) <br>
  
'''Sandy:''' Ain't no way a sea critter can run faster than a land critter.<br>
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Sandy: I though y'all wanted a rematch.<br>
  
'''SpongeBob:''' I can underwater! I'm... HYDRODYNAMICALLY DESIGNED! Think you can win a fair race in that clunky tin tube?<br>
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Patrick: (comes along)<br>
  
'''Sandy:''' Why don't you ask my behind! That is, if you can catch it! What do you say to that, HydroPants?<br>
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Squidward: What's all the laughing!<br>
  
'''SpongeBob:''' I say I'm already halfway there!-halfway there! (zoom out to reveal a record player)-halfway there!-halfway there!.<br>
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Patrick: She says land creatures are better.<br>
  
'''Sandy:''' (gasps) Hey! (SpongeBob laughs but hits a brick wall. Jumps on SpongeBob) Thanks for the face lift! (laughs as she runs to the Krusty Krab) You see, I told you you didn't have a ch-
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Sandy: Ok, you sea creatures got the upper hand in swimming. But we land creatures are way better than y'all sea creatures.<br>
  
'''SpongeBob:''' (dressed as an old man) There you are! Ain't just like a land creature to keep a sea creature waiting! (rips off suit, laughing) <br>
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Patrick: At what?<br>
  
'''Sandy:''' I though y'all wanted a rematch.<br>
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Sandy: Oh, at darn everything I guess. Horse riding and cow roping and...<br>
  
'''SpongeBob:''' I did! And I took a head start like you did!<br>
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Mr. Krabs: (comes along and Sandy finishes)<br>
  
'''Sandy:''' Well, I was just funning with you that time! But I guess all y'all underwater don't have to play fair!
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SpongeBob: I'll admit. You got some pretty good moves, for a squirrel.<br>
  
'''SpongeBob:''' I guess I don't, air breather!<br>
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Patrick: I bet they can't eat a Krabby Double Deluxe in one bite. (gulps a patty down) Ah.<br>
  
'''Sandy:''' Water sucker!<br>
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Sandy: Give me that. They don't call me Cheeks for nothing. (tries to eat it, but her air helmet blocks it. Everyone else begins to laugh)<br>
  
'''SpongeBob:''' Tree climber!<br>
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Patrick: Thank you, thank you.<br>
  
'''Sandy:''' Gulf streamer!<br>
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Sandy: Well, there's just one thing.<br>
  
'''SpongeBob:''' Kite flier!<br>
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Mr. Krabs: Can you do this? (his eyeballs go into his head) Everyone in my family can do that.<br>
  
'''Sandy:''' Chum chewer!<br>
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Sandy: Uh...uh...
  
'''SpongeBob:''' (gasps) Take that back! You... (nervously) not wet person!<br>
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Squidward: How about this? (balances six spinning plates on a stick with his tentacles) Huh?<br>
  
'''Sandy:''' Aha! You can't even come up with another name! That proves it!<br>
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SpongeBob: Can you reproduce by budding. (begins to do it) Can ya? Can ya? Can ya? Can ya?<br>
  
'''SpongeBob:''' Proves what?<br>
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Sandy: No!<br>
  
'''Sandy:''' That land critters are better than sea critters!<br>
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SpongeBob: Most importantly...can you do this? (All except Sandy begin gasping three times without releasing any breath)<br>
  
'''Patrick:''' (walks to the two) Better at what?<br>
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Sandy: Well, what would I wanna do any of that dumb stuff for anyway?<br>
  
'''Sandy:''' Oh, dern near everything, I guess. Cattle roping and pie eating and wood chopping and flying!<br>
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SpongeBob: Admit it, Sandy, you can't do anything a sea creatures can do. In fact, if wasn't for that suit, you couldn't live down here!<br>
  
'''Squidward:''' (walks to the three) What's she blabbering about?<br>
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Sandy: Well, you know... (all continue laughing) I don't need to... (all laughing harder) Grr... I'll show ya all! I don't need this air suit! (takes off suit, and all gasp)<br>
  
'''Patrick:''' She says land creatures are best.<br>
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Sandy: And I don't need this helmet neither! (throws helmet to ground)<br>
  
'''Sandy:''' Only 'cause it's true! We're best at horse riding and fur styling and rowing. Y'all got us licked in swimming, but we've got corn chucking, (Mr. Krabs walks to the four) and hay bailing, and barn raising, and fishing! (SpongeBob, Patrick, Squidward and Mr. Krabs all gasp) And name calling, for sure!<br>
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Mr. Krabs: Neptune preserve her!<br>
  
'''Squidward:''' And drowning, don't forget drowning!<br>
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Squidward: How long can she stay like that?<br>
  
'''SpongeBob:''' (laughing) Good one, Squidward! (jumps to hi-five Squidward) Woo!<br>
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SpongeBob: I don't know!<br>
  
'''Squidward:''' Not on your life, sport. (SpongeBob falls)<br>
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Patrick: Sandy's a girl?<br>
  
'''SpongeBob:''' I'll admit, you've got some pretty good moves. For a squirrel. (SpongeBob and the rest except Sandy start laughing) But you're still just a land creature.<br>
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SpongeBob: Wow Sandy. I guess I was wrong. Land creatures really are best. At least until they have to breathe... (Sandy winks) Feelin' light-headed yet? (Sandy shakes her head) Remember this? (SpongeBob takes a deep breath in and out)<br>
  
'''Sandy:''' Squirrels can do anything they want to!<br>
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Mr. Krabs: It's free! (Mr. Krabs takes a deep breath too)<br>
  
'''Patrick:''' I bet you can't eat a Krabby Double Deluxe in one bite. (gulps a patty down) Ah.<br>
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Sandy: (starts suffocating underwater, then she puts her head into a pickle jar.)<br>
  
'''Sandy:''' Give me that. They don't call me Cheeks for nothing. (tries to eat it, but her air helmet blocks it. Everyone else begins to laugh)<br>
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Mr. Krabs: I knew it! There was no way some "airhead" was gonna win anything against a water breather!<br>
  
'''Patrick:''' Thank you, thank you.<br>
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Patrick: Airhead... (laughs. The top of his head deflates like a balloon) Huh? (puts thumb in mouth and blows. His head becomes round at the top.)<br>
  
'''Sandy:''' Well, that's just one thing.<br>
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Sandy: All right already! You've had your laugh. Now it's my turn! You sea creatures flopping around and swimming with your fancy fins and gills such. But there's no way you old wetheads could last even a minute in my turf.<br>
  
'''Mr. Krabs:''' Can you do this? (his eyeballs go into his head) Everyone in my family can do that.<br>
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Squidward: Do we need pickle jars? (all begin to laugh)<br>
  
'''Sandy:''' Uh...uh...<br>
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Sandy: (leads them all to a hill) Well?
  
'''Squidward:''' How about this? (balances six spinning plates on a stick with his tentacles) Huh?<br>
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Mr. Krabs: Well, um... we're late.<br>
  
'''SpongeBob:''' Can you reproduce by budding? (begins to do it) Can ya? Can ya? Can ya? Can ya?<br>
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Squidward: Ya, late. We're all late for...<br>
  
'''Sandy:''' No!<br>
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Patrick: A fitting!<br>
  
'''SpongeBob:''' Most importantly...can you do this? (all except Sandy begin gasping three times without releasing any breath)<br>
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Sandy: Fit what? Your chicken costumes!
  
'''Sandy:''' Well, what would I wanna do any of that dumb stuff for anyway?<br>
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Patrick: (holding popcorn) We are not chickens! (drops popcorn) Huh! My popcorn! (begins pecking on it like a chicken)<br>
  
'''SpongeBob:''' Admit it, Sandy, you can't do anything us sea creatures can do. In fact, if wasn't for that suit, you couldn't even live down here!<br>
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SpongeBob: Yeah, we can do it. (looks at his reflection on the surface and puts his finger above the water) There. Mission acomplished.<br>
  
'''Sandy:''' Well, you don't... (all continue laughing) I don't need to... (all laughing harder) Grr... I'll show y'all! I don't need this suit! (takes off suit, and all gasp) And I don't need this helmet neither! (throws helmet to ground)<br>
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Sandy: Tell you what. You stay one minute there. And I forfeit the contest.<br>
  
'''Mr. Krabs:''' Neptune preserve her!<br>
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SpongeBob, Patrick, Squidward and Mr. Krabs: We're ready! (Patrick, Mr. Krabs and Squidward go at the back of SpongeBob, making him the first.)<br>
  
'''Squidward:''' How long can she stay like that?<br>
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SpongeBob: Well, here I go.<br>
  
'''SpongeBob:''' I don't know!<br>
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Mr. Krabs: Wait, SpongeBob! (gives him a glass)<br>
  
'''Patrick:''' Sandy's a girl?<br>
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SpongeBob: Thanks, Mr. Krabs (drinks from it) Here I go! Hey, it isn't so bad here.<br>
  
'''SpongeBob:''' Wow, Sandy. You sure proved us wrong. I guess land creatures are better. At least until they need to breathe... (all but Sandy laugh. Sandy winks) Yup, won't be long now. Feelin' light-headed yet? (Sandy shakes her head) Remember this? (SpongeBob takes a deep breath in and out)<br>
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Patrick: Well, I'll do this quick. Cannonball!
  
'''Mr. Krabs:''' It's free! (Krabs then takes a deep breath too)<br>
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Mr. Krabs: (goes up)
  
'''Sandy:''' (starts suffocating underwater, then puts her head into a pickle jar. all others start laughing.) Stop laughing at me!<br>
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SpongeBob: Yeah, Mr. Krabs!
  
'''Mr. Krabs:''' I knew it! There was no way some "airhead" was gonna win anything against a water breather!<br>
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SpongeBob, Patrick and Mr. Krabs: Squidward! Squidward! Squidward!<br>
  
'''Patrick:''' Airhead... (laughs. The top of his head deflates like a balloon) Huh? (puts thumb in mouth and blows. His head becomes round at the top.)<br>
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Squidward: Well, ok. But I won't like it. (goes up. laughing stops.) What?<br>
  
'''SpongeBob, Patrick, Squidward and Mr. Krabs:''' Sea creatures rule! (chanting) Water! Water! Water!<br>
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SpongeBob: Well, here we are.<br>
  
'''Sandy:''' All right, all right! You had your little laugh. But now it's my turn! Y'all think you're such hot stuff, don't ya! Swimming around with your fancy gills and such. But none of you wetheads would last a minute on my turf. Dry land!<br>
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Squidward: This is pretty easy.<br>
  
'''Squidward:''' Do we have to wear pickle jars? (all but Sandy begin to laugh)<br>
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Patrick: I could keep a second rock up here.<br>
  
'''Sandy:''' Nope, nothing but the clothes on your backs.<br>
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Mr. Krabs: Once you get your land legs it's not so bad!<br>
  
'''SpongeBob:''' One minute? No problem, Landy! (all but Sandy begin to laugh)<br>
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SpongeBob: We are the masters of land and sea!<br>
  
'''Sandy:''' (all but her are still laughing, as she leads them all to a hill. As they see land, they stop laughing) Well? So are you going or not? (the four of them stammer)<br>
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SpongeBob: (approaching birds) Hey, a local. Hi, we're from underwater. Do you know Sandy Cheeks?
  
'''SpongeBob:''' Actually, you know, (stammers)<br>
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Sandy: 5,4,3,2,1. Wow. They made it. Better congratulate them. (goes up, discovers the birds attacking them, attacks the birds) Hey! You can't eat my friends like that!<br>
  
'''Squidward:''' We-we can't, uh... because...<br>
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(back underwater)
  
'''Mr. Krabs:''' We're late for our...um...<br>
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SpongeBob: Wow, Sandy! Thanks for saving our butts back there.<br>
  
'''Patrick:''' Our fitting!<br>
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Mr. Krabs: Free cheers for land creatures and sea creatures! Hep hep!<br>
  
'''Sandy:''' Oh, you mean for your chicken costumes!<br>
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SpongeBob, Sandy, Patrick, Squidward and Mr. Krabs: Hooray!<br>
  
'''Patrick:''' (holding and eating popcorn) Hey! We are not chicken! (drops popcorn. He gasps.) My popcorn! (begins pecking on it like a chicken)<br>
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Mr. Krabs: Hep hep!<br>
  
'''SpongeBob:''' Yeah, we're not chicken, we'll do it. (looks at his reflection on the surface and puts his finger above the water) There. Mission accomplished.<br>
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SpongeBob, Sandy, Patrick, Squidward and Mr. Krabs: Hooray!<br>
  
'''Sandy:''' Look, unless you can stay above water for one measly minute, you forfeit the contest and prove that land creatures are better than sea creatures!<br>
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Mr. Krabs: Hep hep!<br>
  
'''SpongeBob:''' No, way, San-day. We can take on your challenge! <br>
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Seagulls: Hooray.<br>
  
'''Patrick, Squidward and Mr. Krabs:''' Yeah!
 
  
'''SpongeBob:''' We're not afraid of your dumb old land!
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{{Transcripts/Season 2}}
  
'''Patrick, Squidward and Mr. Krabs:''' Yeah!
 
 
'''SpongeBob:''' We're sea creatures!<br>
 
 
'''SpongeBob, Patrick, Squidward and Mr. Krabs:''' Yeah!
 
 
'''SpongeBob:''' Okay! Well, this is it.<br>
 
 
'''Mr. Krabs:''' Wait, boy! (gives him a glass) Make it last.<br>
 
 
'''SpongeBob:''' Thanks, Mr. Krabs. (drinks from it) Okay! Here I go! (gasps out of water) Hey, this isn't so bad. We can do this! Hey, Patrick, come on up! The air is fine!<br>
 
 
'''Patrick:''' I'm gonna do it quick and get it over with. Cannonball! (goes up to shore) Hey, I lost my trunks! Hi, SpongeBob!<br>
 
 
'''SpongeBob:''' All right, Pat, you made it! Come on, Mr. Krabs! Up here!<br>
 
 
'''Mr. Krabs:''' All ashore that's going ashore, Mr. Squidward! Land ho! (goes up)<br>
 
 
'''SpongeBob:''' Looking good, Mr. Krabs!<br>
 
 
'''Patrick:''' Yeah! Yeah! Whoo-hoo!<br>
 
 
'''SpongeBob:''' Come on, Squidward, you're missing all the dry. Come on, Squidward!<br>
 
 
'''SpongeBob, Patrick and Mr. Krabs:''' (chanting) Squidward! Squidward! Squidward! Squidward!<br>
 
 
'''Squidward:''' Well, I'll do it. But I won't like it. (goes up. Chanting stops) What?<br>
 
 
'''SpongeBob:''' Well, here we are.<br>
 
 
'''Squidward:''' This is pretty easy.<br>
 
 
'''Patrick:''' I may keep a second rock up here.<br>
 
 
'''Mr. Krabs:''' Once you get your land legs it's not so bad!<br>
 
 
'''SpongeBob:''' We're the masters of land and sea!<br>
 
 
'''SpongeBob:''' (approaching birds) Hey, it's a local. Hi, we're from underwater. Do you know Sandy Cheeks?<br>
 
 
'''Sandy:''' 3, 2, 1. Well, tan my fur. They made it! Better go congratulate them. (cut to the [[island]] SpongeBob! Patrick? Hmm, where'd those critters get to? (goes up, discovers the birds attacking them. She gasps.) Holy guacamole! You can't eat my friends, you rats with wings! (attacks the birds. All of them float back underwater)
 
 
'''SpongeBob:''' Uh, thanks for saving us, Sandy.<br>
 
 
'''Sandy:''' You know, everyone's best at something.<br>
 
 
'''SpongeBob:''' But no one's best at everything. Sorry I made you take off your helmet, Sandy.<br>
 
 
'''Sandy:''' Sorry I made you go up on dry land, SpongeBob.<br>
 
 
'''Mr. Krabs:''' Three cheers for feeling sorry for ourselves! Hip hip!<br>
 
 
'''SpongeBob, Sandy, Patrick, Squidward and Mr. Krabs:''' Hooray!<br>
 
 
'''Mr. Krabs:''' Hip hip!<br>
 
 
'''SpongeBob, Sandy, Patrick, Squidward and Mr. Krabs:''' Hooray!<br>
 
 
'''Mr. Krabs:''' Hip hip!<br>
 
 
(scene cut to live-action where the seagulls sitting on the island)<br>
 
 
'''Seagulls:''' Hooray.
 
 
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