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| | ==Characters== | | ==Characters== |
| − | *[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]] | + | *[[SpongeBob]] |
| − | *[[Sandy Cheeks|Sandy]] | + | *[[Sandy]] |
| − | *[[Patrick Star|Patrick]] | + | *[[Patrick]] |
| − | *[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]] | + | *[[Squidward]] |
| − | *[[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]] | + | *[[Mr. Krabs]] |
| − | *[[The Seagulls from Land]] | + | *[[The Birds from Land]] |
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| | ==Dialogue== | | ==Dialogue== |
| − | '''Sandy:''' (looking at the clouds) You know, SpongeBob, sometimes it's nice to hang up my hang-glider and just watch the clouds roll by.<br>
| + | SpongeBob: Ha, looking at the clouds. They're beatiful.<br> |
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| − | '''SpongeBob:''' Yup, and just relax.<br>
| + | Sandy: Yeah!<br> |
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| − | '''Sandy:''' Yeah. Relax.<br>
| + | SpongeBob: That one looks like a flower.<br> |
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| − | '''SpongeBob:''' Oooh! Oooh! Oooh! You know what that cloud looks like?<br>
| + | Sandy: They all look like flowers, SpongeBob.<br> |
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| − | '''Sandy:''' What?<br>
| + | SpongeBob: Yeah. |
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| − | '''SpongeBob:''' A flower.<br>
| + | Sandy: You know, normally I'd race you to the top of that mountain, but who would want to do that. <br> |
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| − | '''Sandy:''' They all look like flowers, SpongeBob. All the time.<br>
| + | SpongeBob: Yeah!<br> |
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| − | '''SpongeBob:''' They sure do.<br>
| + | Sandy: And, we'd all know who would get to the top first.<br> |
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| − | '''Sandy:''' You know, normally, I'd offer to race you to the top of coral cliffs. But I don't want to miss out on a second of this beautiful beauty.
| + | SpongeBob and Sandy: Yeah. Me.<br> |
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| − | '''SpongeBob:''' Me either. Who wants to get all dirty anyway?
| + | SpongeBob: Very funny, Sandy. I thought you said you could beat me at the top of that mountain.<br> |
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| − | '''Sandy:''' Yeah. And sweaty. Besides, I think we'd know who'd get to the top first.<br>
| + | Sandy: Well, I'd say I'm already halfway there. (SpongeBob begins to climb the mountain, unleashes rocks at him)<br> |
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| − | '''SpongeBob:''' Yeah.<br>
| + | SpongeBob: Hey! You did that on purpose.<br> |
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| − | '''SpongeBob and Sandy:''' (laughing) Me.<br>
| + | Sandy: That was an accident. This was on purpose! (throws more rocks at him) I hope you didn't forget your umbrella.<br> |
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| − | '''SpongeBob:''' That's funny, Sandy. It sounded like you said you could beat me in a climbing contest.<br>
| + | SpongeBob: (holds on to an umbrella and floats up).<br> |
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| − | '''Sandy:''' 'Course I can! I'm a squirrel. See? (points to her acorn badge)<br>
| + | SpongeBob: Sentence enhancers?<br> |
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| − | '''SpongeBob:''' I thought that meant you were nuts. <br>
| + | Sandy: Well. It's about time you got here.<br> |
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| − | '''Sandy:''' Nope, it means I'm a natural born climber. I'm from the surface world, and nothing prepares you for climbing like growing up on good ol' dry land. <br>
| + | SpongeBob: Ooh. I bet you can't beat me to the Krusty Krab<br> |
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| − | '''SpongeBob:''' (laughs) Land-shmand, it's all about finger strength, baby, and if there's anything we've got plenty of down here, it's finger strength! (his fingers do poses) What do you say to that, "Miss Mittens"? <br>
| + | Sandy: There is no way a sea creature is gonna beat me at running.<br> |
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| − | '''Sandy:''' I'd say I'm already halfway there!<br>
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| − | '''SpongeBob:''' Ahh! (begins to climb the mountain) No fair, Sandy! You got a head start!<br>
| + | SpongeBob: Well I'd say I'm already halfway there...halfway there (zoom out to reveal a busted record repeating "halfway there")<br> |
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| − | '''Sandy:''' Sorry, SpongeBob, that's the way the coral crumbles! (collapses the rock SpongeBob is climbing on)<br>
| + | SpongeBob: (laughing, hits a brick wall, Sandy jumps on his sponge body).<br> |
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| − | '''SpongeBob:''' Hey! (gets back on another rock) You did that on purpose!<br>
| + | Sandy: See? I told you y'all can't...<br> |
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| − | '''Sandy:''' Yeah, but this is an accident! (unleashes more rocks at him. SpongeBob screams as he falls.) Too bad you forgot your umbrella!<br>
| + | SpongeBob: (dressed as an old man) Well! Keeping an old man waiting with your land creature... (rips off suit, laughing) <br> |
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| − | '''SpongeBob:''' (holds on to an umbrella and floats up). I didn't! (laughing)<br>
| + | Patrick: (comes along)<br> |
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| − | '''Sandy:''' Well. It's about time you showed up.<br>
| + | Squidward: What's all the laughing!<br> |
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| − | '''SpongeBob:''' But you were-I saw you-I-I-I want a rematch! First one to the Krusty Krab is the winner!<br>
| + | Patrick: She says land creatures are better.<br> |
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| − | '''Sandy:''' Ain't no way a sea critter can run faster than a land critter.<br>
| + | Sandy: Ok, you sea creatures got the upper hand in swimming. But we land creatures are way better than y'all sea creatures.<br> |
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| − | '''SpongeBob:''' I can underwater! I'm... HYDRODYNAMICALLY DESIGNED! Think you can win a fair race in that clunky tin tube?<br>
| + | Patrick: At what?<br> |
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| − | '''Sandy:''' Why don't you ask my behind! That is, if you can catch it! What do you say to that, HydroPants?<br>
| + | Sandy: Oh, at darn everything I guess. Horse riding and cow roping and...<br> |
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| − | '''SpongeBob:''' I say I'm already halfway there!-halfway there! (zoom out to reveal a record player)-halfway there!-halfway there!.<br>
| + | Mr. Krabs: (comes along and Sandy finishes)<br> |
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| − | '''Sandy:''' (gasps) Hey! (SpongeBob laughs but hits a brick wall. Jumps on SpongeBob) Thanks for the face lift! (laughs as she runs to the Krusty Krab) You see, I told you you didn't have a ch-
| + | SpongeBob: I'll admit. You got some pretty good moves, for a squirrel.<br> |
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| − | '''SpongeBob:''' (dressed as an old man) There you are! Ain't just like a land creature to keep a sea creature waiting! (rips off suit, laughing) <br>
| + | Patrick: I bet they can't eat a Krabby Double Deluxe in one bite. (gulps a patty down) Ah.<br> |
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| − | '''Sandy:''' I though y'all wanted a rematch.<br>
| + | Sandy: Give me that. They don't call me Cheeks for nothing. (tries to eat it, but her air helmet blocks it. Everyone else begins to laugh)<br> |
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| − | '''SpongeBob:''' I did! And I took a head start like you did!<br>
| + | Patrick: Thank you, thank you.<br> |
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| − | '''Sandy:''' Well, I was just funning with you that time! But I guess all y'all underwater don't have to play fair!
| + | Sandy: Well, there's just one thing.<br> |
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| − | '''SpongeBob:''' I guess I don't, air breather!<br>
| + | Mr. Krabs: Can you do this? (his eyeballs go into his head) Everyone in my family can do that.<br> |
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| − | '''Sandy:''' Water sucker!<br>
| + | Sandy: Uh...uh... |
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| − | '''SpongeBob:''' Tree climber!<br>
| + | Squidward: How about this? (balances six spinning plates on a stick with his tentacles) Huh?<br> |
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| − | '''Sandy:''' Gulf streamer!<br>
| + | SpongeBob: Can you reproduce by budding. (begins to do it) Can ya? Can ya? Can ya? Can ya?<br> |
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| − | '''SpongeBob:''' Kite flier!<br>
| + | Sandy: No!<br> |
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| − | '''Sandy:''' Chum chewer!<br>
| + | SpongeBob: Most importantly...can you do this? (All except Sandy begin gasping three times without releasing any breath)<br> |
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| − | '''SpongeBob:''' (gasps) Take that back! You... (nervously) not wet person!<br>
| + | Sandy: Well, what would I wanna do any of that dumb stuff for anyway?<br> |
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| − | '''Sandy:''' Aha! You can't even come up with another name! That proves it!<br>
| + | SpongeBob: Admit it, Sandy, you can't do anything a sea creatures can do. In fact, if wasn't for that suit, you couldn't live down here!<br> |
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| − | '''SpongeBob:''' Proves what?<br>
| + | Sandy: Well, you know... (all continue laughing) I don't need to... (all laughing harder) Grr... I'll show ya all! I don't need this air suit! (takes off suit, and all gasp)<br> |
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| − | '''Sandy:''' That land critters are better than sea critters!<br>
| + | Sandy: And I don't need this helmet neither! (throws helmet to ground)<br> |
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| − | '''Patrick:''' (walks to the two) Better at what?<br>
| + | Mr. Krabs: Neptune preserve her!<br> |
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| − | '''Sandy:''' Oh, dern near everything, I guess. Cattle roping and pie eating and wood chopping and flying!<br>
| + | Squidward: How long can she stay like that?<br> |
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| − | '''Squidward:''' (walks to the three) What's she blabbering about?<br>
| + | SpongeBob: I don't know!<br> |
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| − | '''Patrick:''' She says land creatures are best.<br>
| + | Patrick: Sandy's a girl?<br> |
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| − | '''Sandy:''' Only 'cause it's true! We're best at horse riding and fur styling and rowing. Y'all got us licked in swimming, but we've got corn chucking, (Mr. Krabs walks to the four) and hay bailing, and barn raising, and fishing! (SpongeBob, Patrick, Squidward and Mr. Krabs all gasp) And name calling, for sure!<br>
| + | SpongeBob: Wow Sandy. I guess I was wrong. Land creatures really are best. At least until they have to breathe... (Sandy winks) Feelin' light-headed yet? (Sandy shakes her head) Remember this? (SpongeBob takes a deep breath in and out)<br> |
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| − | '''Squidward:''' And drowning, don't forget drowning!<br>
| + | Mr. Krabs: It's free! (Mr. Krabs takes a deep breath too)<br> |
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| − | '''SpongeBob:''' (laughing) Good one, Squidward! (jumps to hi-five Squidward) Woo!<br>
| + | Sandy: (starts suffocating underwater, then she puts her head into a pickle jar.)<br> |
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| − | '''Squidward:''' Not on your life, sport. (SpongeBob falls)<br>
| + | Mr. Krabs: I knew it! There was no way some "airhead" was gonna win anything against a water breather!<br> |
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| − | '''SpongeBob:''' I'll admit, you've got some pretty good moves. For a squirrel. (SpongeBob and the rest except Sandy start laughing) But you're still just a land creature.<br>
| + | Patrick: Airhead... (laughs. The top of his head deflates like a balloon) Huh? (puts thumb in mouth and blows. His head becomes round at the top.)<br> |
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| − | '''Sandy:''' Squirrels can do anything they want to!<br>
| + | Sandy: All right already? You've had your turn, flopping around and swimming with your fancy fins and gills such. But there's no way you can last even a minute in my turf.<br> |
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| − | '''Patrick:''' I bet you can't eat a Krabby Double Deluxe in one bite. (gulps a patty down) Ah.<br>
| + | Squidward: Do we need pickle jars? (all begin to laugh)<br> |
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| − | '''Sandy:''' Give me that. They don't call me Cheeks for nothing. (tries to eat it, but her air helmet blocks it. Everyone else begins to laugh)<br>
| + | Sandy: (leads them all to a hill) Well? |
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| − | '''Patrick:''' Thank you, thank you.<br>
| + | Mr. Krabs: Well, um... we're late.<br> |
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| − | '''Sandy:''' Well, that's just one thing.<br>
| + | Squidward: Ya, late. We're all late for...<br> |
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| − | '''Mr. Krabs:''' Can you do this? (his eyeballs go into his head) Everyone in my family can do that.<br>
| + | Patrick: A fitting!<br> |
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| − | '''Sandy:''' Uh...uh...<br>
| + | Sandy: Fit what? Your chicken costumes! |
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| − | '''Squidward:''' How about this? (balances six spinning plates on a stick with his tentacles) Huh?<br>
| + | Patrick: (holding popcorn) We are not chickens! (drops popcorn) Huh! My popcorn (begins pecking on it like a chicken)<br> |
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| − | '''SpongeBob:''' Can you reproduce by budding? (begins to do it) Can ya? Can ya? Can ya? Can ya?<br>
| + | Sandy: Tell you what. You stay one minute there. And I'll admit it.<br> |
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| − | '''Sandy:''' No!<br>
| + | SpongeBob, Patrick, Squidward and Mr. Krabs: We're ready! (Patrick, Mr. Krabs and Squidward go at the back of SpongeBob, making him the first.)<br> |
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| − | '''SpongeBob:''' Most importantly...can you do this? (all except Sandy begin gasping three times without releasing any breath)<br>
| + | SpongeBob: Well, here I go.<br> |
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| − | '''Sandy:''' Well, what would I wanna do any of that dumb stuff for anyway?<br>
| + | Mr. Krabs: Wait, SpongeBob! (gives him a glass)<br> |
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| − | '''SpongeBob:''' Admit it, Sandy, you can't do anything us sea creatures can do. In fact, if wasn't for that suit, you couldn't even live down here!<br>
| + | SpongeBob: Thanks, Mr. Krabs (drinks from it) Here I go! Hey, it isn't so bad here.<br> |
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| − | '''Sandy:''' Well, you don't... (all continue laughing) I don't need to... (all laughing harder) Grr... I'll show y'all! I don't need this suit! (takes off suit, and all gasp) And I don't need this helmet neither! (throws helmet to ground)<br>
| + | Patrick: Well, I'll do this quick. Cannonball! |
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| − | '''Mr. Krabs:''' Neptune preserve her!<br>
| + | Mr. Krabs: (goes up) |
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| − | '''Squidward:''' How long can she stay like that?<br>
| + | SpongeBob: Yeah, Mr. Krabs! |
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| − | '''SpongeBob:''' I don't know!<br>
| + | SpongeBob, Patrick and Mr. Krabs: Squidward! Squidward! Squidward!<br> |
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| − | '''Patrick:''' Sandy's a girl?<br>
| + | Squidward: Well, ok. (goes up) What? It isn't so bad? I could last 2 minutes here.<br> |
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| − | '''SpongeBob:''' Wow, Sandy. You sure proved us wrong. I guess land creatures are better. At least until they need to breathe... (all but Sandy laugh. Sandy winks) Yup, won't be long now. Feelin' light-headed yet? (Sandy shakes her head) Remember this? (SpongeBob takes a deep breath in and out)<br>
| + | SpongeBob: (approached birds) Hey, a resident. Hi, we're from underwater. Do you know Sandy Cheeks? |
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| − | '''Mr. Krabs:''' It's free! (Krabs then takes a deep breath too)<br>
| + | Sandy: 5,4,3,2,1. Wow. They made it. Better congratulate them. (goes up, discovers the birds attacking them, attacks the birds) Hey! You can't eat my friends like that!<br> |
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| − | '''Sandy:''' (starts suffocating underwater, then puts her head into a pickle jar. all others start laughing.) Stop laughing at me!<br>
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| − | '''Mr. Krabs:''' I knew it! There was no way some "airhead" was gonna win anything against a water breather!<br>
| + | SpongeBob: Wow, Sandy! Thanks for saving our butts back there.<br> |
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| − | '''Patrick:''' Airhead... (laughs. The top of his head deflates like a balloon) Huh? (puts thumb in mouth and blows. His head becomes round at the top.)<br>
| + | Mr. Krabs: Free cheers for land creatures and sea creatures! Hep hep!<br> |
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| − | '''SpongeBob, Patrick, Squidward and Mr. Krabs:''' Sea creatures rule! (chanting) Water! Water! Water!<br>
| + | SpongeBob, Sandy, Patrick, Squidward and Mr. Krabs: Hooray!<br> |
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| − | '''Sandy:''' All right, all right! You had your little laugh. But now it's my turn! Y'all think you're such hot stuff, don't ya! Swimming around with your fancy gills and such. But none of you wetheads would last a minute on my turf. Dry land!<br>
| + | Mr. Krabs: Hep hep!<br> |
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| − | '''Squidward:''' Do we have to wear pickle jars? (all but Sandy begin to laugh)<br>
| + | SpongeBob, Sandy, Patrick, Squidward and Mr. Krabs: Hooray!<br> |
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| − | '''Sandy:''' Nope, nothing but the clothes on your backs.<br>
| + | Mr. Krabs: Hep hep!<br> |
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| − | '''SpongeBob:''' One minute? No problem, Landy! (all but Sandy begin to laugh)<br>
| + | Seagulls: Hooray.<br> |
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| − | '''Sandy:''' (all but her are still laughing, as she leads them all to a hill. As they see land, they stop laughing) Well? So are you going or not? (the four of them stammer)<br>
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| − | '''Squidward:''' We-we can't, uh... because...<br>
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| − | '''Mr. Krabs:''' We're late for our...um...<br>
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| − | '''Patrick:''' Our fitting!<br>
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| − | '''Sandy:''' Oh, you mean for your chicken costumes!<br>
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| − | '''Patrick:''' (holding and eating popcorn) Hey! We are not chicken! (drops popcorn. He gasps.) My popcorn! (begins pecking on it like a chicken)<br>
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| − | '''SpongeBob:''' Yeah, we're not chicken, we'll do it. (looks at his reflection on the surface and puts his finger above the water) There. Mission accomplished.<br>
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| − | '''Sandy:''' Look, unless you can stay above water for one measly minute, you forfeit the contest and prove that land creatures are better than sea creatures!<br>
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| − | '''SpongeBob:''' No, way, San-day. We can take on your challenge! <br>
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| − | '''Patrick, Squidward and Mr. Krabs:''' Yeah!
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| − | '''SpongeBob:''' We're not afraid of your dumb old land!
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| − | '''SpongeBob:''' Okay! Well, this is it.<br>
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| − | '''Mr. Krabs:''' Wait, boy! (gives him a glass) Make it last.<br>
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| − | '''SpongeBob:''' Thanks, Mr. Krabs. (drinks from it) Okay! Here I go! (gasps out of water) Hey, this isn't so bad. We can do this! Hey, Patrick, come on up! The air is fine!<br>
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| − | '''Patrick:''' I'm gonna do it quick and get it over with. Cannonball! (goes up to shore) Hey, I lost my trunks! Hi, SpongeBob!<br>
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| − | '''SpongeBob:''' All right, Pat, you made it! Come on, Mr. Krabs! Up here!<br>
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| − | '''Mr. Krabs:''' All ashore that's going ashore, Mr. Squidward! Land ho! (goes up)<br>
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| − | '''SpongeBob:''' Looking good, Mr. Krabs!<br>
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| − | '''Patrick:''' Yeah! Yeah! Whoo-hoo!<br>
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| − | '''SpongeBob:''' Come on, Squidward, you're missing all the dry. Come on, Squidward!<br>
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| − | '''SpongeBob, Patrick and Mr. Krabs:''' (chanting) Squidward! Squidward! Squidward! Squidward!<br>
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| − | '''Squidward:''' Well, I'll do it. But I won't like it. (goes up. Chanting stops) What?<br>
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| − | '''SpongeBob:''' Well, here we are.<br>
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| − | '''Squidward:''' This is pretty easy.<br>
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| − | '''Patrick:''' I may keep a second rock up here.<br>
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| − | '''Mr. Krabs:''' Once you get your land legs it's not so bad!<br>
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| − | '''SpongeBob:''' We're the masters of land and sea!<br>
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| − | '''SpongeBob:''' (approaching birds) Hey, it's a local. Hi, we're from underwater. Do you know Sandy Cheeks?<br>
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| − | '''Sandy:''' 3, 2, 1. Well, tan my fur. They made it! Better go congratulate them. (cut to the [[island]] SpongeBob! Patrick? Hmm, where'd those critters get to? (goes up, discovers the birds attacking them. She gasps.) Holy guacamole! You can't eat my friends, you rats with wings! (attacks the birds. All of them float back underwater)
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| − | '''SpongeBob:''' Uh, thanks for saving us, Sandy.<br>
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| − | '''Sandy:''' You know, everyone's best at something.<br>
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| − | '''SpongeBob:''' But no one's best at everything. Sorry I made you take off your helmet, Sandy.<br>
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| − | '''Sandy:''' Sorry I made you go up on dry land, SpongeBob.<br>
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| − | '''Mr. Krabs:''' Three cheers for feeling sorry for ourselves! Hip hip!<br>
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