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'''Sandy:''' Yeah. Relax.<br> | '''Sandy:''' Yeah. Relax.<br> | ||
| − | '''SpongeBob:''' Oooh! Oooh! Oooh! | + | '''SpongeBob:''' Oooh! Oooh! Oooh! Do you know what that cloud looks like?<br> |
'''Sandy:''' What?<br> | '''Sandy:''' What?<br> | ||
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'''SpongeBob:''' Me either. Who wants to get all dirty anyway? | '''SpongeBob:''' Me either. Who wants to get all dirty anyway? | ||
| − | '''Sandy:''' Yeah. And sweaty. | + | '''Sandy:''' Yeah. And sweaty. Anyway, I think we'd all know who'd get to the top first.<br> |
| − | '''SpongeBob:''' Yeah.<br> | + | '''SpongeBob and Sandy:''' Yeah. (laughing) Me.<br> |
| − | '''SpongeBob | + | '''SpongeBob:''' That's funny, Sandy. That sounded like you said you could beat me at a climbing contest.<br> |
| − | + | '''Sandy:''' Of course I can! I'm a squirrel. See? (points to her acorn badge)<br> | |
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'''SpongeBob:''' I thought that meant you were nuts. <br> | '''SpongeBob:''' I thought that meant you were nuts. <br> | ||
| − | '''Sandy:''' Nope, | + | '''Sandy:''' Nope, that means I'm a natural climber. I'm from the surface world, and nothing prepares you for climbing than growing up on good ol' dry land. <br> |
| − | '''SpongeBob:''' (laughs) Land-shmand, it's all about finger strength, baby, and if there's anything we've got plenty of down here, it's finger strength! (his fingers do poses) What do you | + | '''SpongeBob:''' (laughs) Land-shmand, it's all about finger strength, baby, and if there's anything we've got plenty of down here, it's finger strength! (his fingers do poses) What do you think about that, "Miss Mittens"? <br> |
'''Sandy:''' I'd say I'm already halfway there!<br> | '''Sandy:''' I'd say I'm already halfway there!<br> | ||
| − | '''SpongeBob:''' Ahh! (begins to climb the mountain) | + | '''SpongeBob:''' Ahh! (begins to climb the mountain) Hey, no fair! You got a head start!<br> |
'''Sandy:''' Sorry, SpongeBob, that's the way the coral crumbles! (collapses the rock SpongeBob is climbing on)<br> | '''Sandy:''' Sorry, SpongeBob, that's the way the coral crumbles! (collapses the rock SpongeBob is climbing on)<br> | ||
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'''SpongeBob:''' Hey! (gets back on another rock) You did that on purpose!<br> | '''SpongeBob:''' Hey! (gets back on another rock) You did that on purpose!<br> | ||
| − | '''Sandy:''' Yeah, but this is an accident! (unleashes more rocks at him | + | '''Sandy:''' Yeah, but this is an accident! (unleashes more rocks at him) Too bad you forgot your umbrella!<br> |
'''SpongeBob:''' (holds on to an umbrella and floats up). I didn't! (laughing)<br> | '''SpongeBob:''' (holds on to an umbrella and floats up). I didn't! (laughing)<br> | ||
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'''Sandy:''' Well. It's about time you showed up.<br> | '''Sandy:''' Well. It's about time you showed up.<br> | ||
| − | '''SpongeBob:''' | + | '''SpongeBob:''' (gibberish) I want a rematch! First one to the Krusty Krab is the winner!<br> |
'''Sandy:''' Ain't no way a sea critter can run faster than a land critter.<br> | '''Sandy:''' Ain't no way a sea critter can run faster than a land critter.<br> | ||
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'''SpongeBob:''' I can underwater! I'm... HYDRODYNAMICALLY DESIGNED! Think you can win a fair race in that clunky tin tube?<br> | '''SpongeBob:''' I can underwater! I'm... HYDRODYNAMICALLY DESIGNED! Think you can win a fair race in that clunky tin tube?<br> | ||
| − | '''Sandy:''' Why don't | + | '''Sandy:''' Why don't use ask my behind! That is, if you can catch it! What do you think of that, HydroPants?<br> |
| − | '''SpongeBob:''' I say I'm already halfway there!-halfway there! (zoom out to reveal a record player)-halfway there!-halfway there!.<br> | + | '''SpongeBob:''' I'd say I'm already halfway there!-halfway there! (zoom out to reveal a record player)-halfway there!-halfway there!.<br> |
| − | '''Sandy:''' (gasps) Hey! | + | '''Sandy:''' (gasps) Hey!<br> |
| − | '''SpongeBob:''' (dressed as an old man) There you are! | + | '''SpongeBob:''' (laughing, hits a brick wall)<br> |
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| + | '''Sandy:''' (jumps on SpongeBob) Thanks for the face lift! You see, I told you that you didn't-<br> | ||
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| + | '''SpongeBob:''' (dressed as an old man) There you are! Lay that just like a land creature to keep a sea creature waiting! (rips off suit, laughing) <br> | ||
'''Sandy:''' I though y'all wanted a rematch.<br> | '''Sandy:''' I though y'all wanted a rematch.<br> | ||
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'''SpongeBob:''' Kite flier!<br> | '''SpongeBob:''' Kite flier!<br> | ||
| − | '''Sandy:''' | + | '''Sandy:''' Tongue chewer!<br> |
'''SpongeBob:''' (gasps) Take that back! You... (nervously) not wet person!<br> | '''SpongeBob:''' (gasps) Take that back! You... (nervously) not wet person!<br> | ||
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'''SpongeBob:''' Proves what?<br> | '''SpongeBob:''' Proves what?<br> | ||
| − | '''Sandy:''' That land | + | '''Sandy:''' That land critter are better than sea critters!<br> |
'''Patrick:''' (walks to the two) Better at what?<br> | '''Patrick:''' (walks to the two) Better at what?<br> | ||
| − | '''Sandy:''' Oh, | + | '''Sandy:''' Oh, just near about everything, I guess. Cattle roping and pie eating and wood chopping and flying!<br> |
'''Squidward:''' (walks to the three) What's she blabbering about?<br> | '''Squidward:''' (walks to the three) What's she blabbering about?<br> | ||
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'''Patrick:''' She says land creatures are best.<br> | '''Patrick:''' She says land creatures are best.<br> | ||
| − | '''Sandy:''' Only | + | '''Sandy:''' Only because it's true! We're best at horse riding and first aid and rowing. Y'all got a swift in swimming, but we've got corn chucking (Mr. Krabs walks to the four) and hay bailing and barn raising and fishing!<br> |
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| + | '''SpongeBob, Patrick, Squidward and Mr. Krabs:''' (all gasp)<br> | ||
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| + | '''Sandy:''' And name calling, for sure!<br> | ||
'''Squidward:''' And drowning, don't forget drowning!<br> | '''Squidward:''' And drowning, don't forget drowning!<br> | ||
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'''SpongeBob:''' (laughing) Good one, Squidward! (jumps to hi-five Squidward) Woo!<br> | '''SpongeBob:''' (laughing) Good one, Squidward! (jumps to hi-five Squidward) Woo!<br> | ||
| − | '''Squidward:''' Not | + | '''Squidward:''' Not in your life, sport. (SpongeBob falls)<br> |
'''SpongeBob:''' I'll admit, you've got some pretty good moves. For a squirrel. (SpongeBob and the rest except Sandy start laughing) But you're still just a land creature.<br> | '''SpongeBob:''' I'll admit, you've got some pretty good moves. For a squirrel. (SpongeBob and the rest except Sandy start laughing) But you're still just a land creature.<br> | ||
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'''Patrick:''' Thank you, thank you.<br> | '''Patrick:''' Thank you, thank you.<br> | ||
| − | '''Sandy:''' Well, | + | '''Sandy:''' Well, there's just one thing.<br> |
'''Mr. Krabs:''' Can you do this? (his eyeballs go into his head) Everyone in my family can do that.<br> | '''Mr. Krabs:''' Can you do this? (his eyeballs go into his head) Everyone in my family can do that.<br> | ||
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'''Sandy:''' Well, what would I wanna do any of that dumb stuff for anyway?<br> | '''Sandy:''' Well, what would I wanna do any of that dumb stuff for anyway?<br> | ||
| − | '''SpongeBob:''' Admit it, Sandy, you can't do anything us sea creatures can do. In fact, if wasn't for that suit, you couldn't | + | '''SpongeBob:''' Admit it, Sandy, you can't do anything us sea creatures can do. In fact, if wasn't for that suit, you couldn't live down here!<br> |
| − | '''Sandy:''' Well, you | + | '''Sandy:''' Well, you know... (all continue laughing) I don't need to... (all laughing harder) Grr... I'll show ya all! I don't need this suit! (takes off suit, and all gasp) And I don't need this helmet neither! (throws helmet to ground)<br> |
'''Mr. Krabs:''' Neptune preserve her!<br> | '''Mr. Krabs:''' Neptune preserve her!<br> | ||
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'''Patrick:''' Sandy's a girl?<br> | '''Patrick:''' Sandy's a girl?<br> | ||
| − | '''SpongeBob:''' Wow, Sandy. You sure proved us wrong. I guess land creatures are better. At least until they | + | '''SpongeBob:''' Wow, Sandy. You sure proved us wrong. I guess land creatures are better. At least until they have to breathe... (Sandy winks) Yup, won't be long now. Feelin' light-headed yet? (Sandy shakes her head) Remember this? (SpongeBob takes a deep breath in and out)<br> |
'''Mr. Krabs:''' It's free! (Krabs then takes a deep breath too)<br> | '''Mr. Krabs:''' It's free! (Krabs then takes a deep breath too)<br> | ||
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'''Patrick:''' Airhead... (laughs. The top of his head deflates like a balloon) Huh? (puts thumb in mouth and blows. His head becomes round at the top.)<br> | '''Patrick:''' Airhead... (laughs. The top of his head deflates like a balloon) Huh? (puts thumb in mouth and blows. His head becomes round at the top.)<br> | ||
| − | '''SpongeBob, Patrick, Squidward and Mr. Krabs:''' Sea creatures rule! | + | '''SpongeBob, Patrick, Squidward and Mr. Krabs:''' Sea creatures rule! Water! Water! Water!<br> |
| − | '''Sandy:''' All right, all right! You had your little laugh. But now it's my turn! Y'all think you're | + | '''Sandy:''' All right, all right! You've had your little laugh. But now it's my turn! Y'all think you're some hot stuff, don't ya! Swimming around with your fancy gills and such. But none of you wetheads could last even a minute on my turf. Dry land!<br> |
'''Squidward:''' Do we have to wear pickle jars? (all but Sandy begin to laugh)<br> | '''Squidward:''' Do we have to wear pickle jars? (all but Sandy begin to laugh)<br> | ||
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'''SpongeBob:''' One minute? No problem, Landy! (all but Sandy begin to laugh)<br> | '''SpongeBob:''' One minute? No problem, Landy! (all but Sandy begin to laugh)<br> | ||
| − | '''Sandy:''' (all but her are still laughing, as she leads them all to a hill. | + | '''Sandy:''' (all but her are still laughing, as she leads them all to a hill. as they see land, they stop laughing) Well? So are you going or not?<br> |
| − | '''SpongeBob:''' Actually, you know, | + | '''SpongeBob:''' Actually, you know, but...<br> |
| − | '''Squidward:''' We | + | '''Squidward:''' We can't, uh... because...<br> |
| − | '''Mr. Krabs:''' | + | '''Mr. Krabs:''' Well, um... we're late for our...<br> |
'''Patrick:''' Our fitting!<br> | '''Patrick:''' Our fitting!<br> | ||
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'''Sandy:''' Oh, you mean for your chicken costumes!<br> | '''Sandy:''' Oh, you mean for your chicken costumes!<br> | ||
| − | '''Patrick:''' (holding and eating popcorn) | + | '''Patrick:''' (holding and eating popcorn) We are not chicken! (drops popcorn) Huh! My popcorn! (begins pecking on it like a chicken)<br> |
'''SpongeBob:''' Yeah, we're not chicken, we'll do it. (looks at his reflection on the surface and puts his finger above the water) There. Mission accomplished.<br> | '''SpongeBob:''' Yeah, we're not chicken, we'll do it. (looks at his reflection on the surface and puts his finger above the water) There. Mission accomplished.<br> | ||
| − | '''Sandy:''' | + | '''Sandy:''' Tell you what. Unless you can stay underwater for one measly minute, you forfeit the contest and prove that land creatures are better than sea creatures!<br> |
'''SpongeBob:''' No, way, San-day. We can take on your challenge! <br> | '''SpongeBob:''' No, way, San-day. We can take on your challenge! <br> | ||
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'''SpongeBob:''' All right, Pat, you made it! Come on, Mr. Krabs! Up here!<br> | '''SpongeBob:''' All right, Pat, you made it! Come on, Mr. Krabs! Up here!<br> | ||
| − | '''Mr. Krabs:''' All | + | '''Mr. Krabs:''' All to shore, it's going to shore, Squidward! Land ho! (goes up)<br> |
'''SpongeBob:''' Looking good, Mr. Krabs!<br> | '''SpongeBob:''' Looking good, Mr. Krabs!<br> | ||
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'''SpongeBob:''' Come on, Squidward, you're missing all the dry. Come on, Squidward!<br> | '''SpongeBob:''' Come on, Squidward, you're missing all the dry. Come on, Squidward!<br> | ||
| − | '''SpongeBob, Patrick and Mr. Krabs:''' | + | '''SpongeBob, Patrick and Mr. Krabs:''' Squidward! Squidward! Squidward! Squidward!<br> |
| − | '''Squidward:''' Well, | + | '''Squidward:''' Well, okay. But I won't like it. (goes up. chanting stops.) What?<br> |
'''SpongeBob:''' Well, here we are.<br> | '''SpongeBob:''' Well, here we are.<br> | ||
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'''SpongeBob:''' (approaching birds) Hey, it's a local. Hi, we're from underwater. Do you know Sandy Cheeks?<br> | '''SpongeBob:''' (approaching birds) Hey, it's a local. Hi, we're from underwater. Do you know Sandy Cheeks?<br> | ||
| − | '''Sandy:''' 3, 2, 1. Well, tan my fur. They made it! Better | + | '''Sandy:''' 3, 2, 1. Well, tan my fur. They made it! Better congratulate them. SpongeBob! Patrick? Hmm, where'd those critters go to? (goes up, discovers the birds attacking them, attacks the birds) Holy Cow! You can't eat my friends, you rats with wings!<br> |
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'''SpongeBob:''' Uh, thanks for saving us, Sandy.<br> | '''SpongeBob:''' Uh, thanks for saving us, Sandy.<br> | ||
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'''Mr. Krabs:''' Hip hip!<br> | '''Mr. Krabs:''' Hip hip!<br> | ||
| − | + | '''Seagulls:''' Hooray.<br> | |
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