Episode Transcript: Picture Day

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Episode Article: [[Picture Day]]
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==Characters==
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*[[SpongeBob]]
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*[[Patrick]]
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*[[Gary]]
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*[[Mrs. Puff]]
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==Dialogue==
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(Gary is snoring until the alarmhorn blows. SpongeBob’s blanket flies off but reveals a box for SpongeBob's body, a fork for the nose, and 2 potatoes for the feet)<br>
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SpongeBob: (laughs) Nice try, "alarmy", but you got to get up pretty early to wake me up on "picture day"!.<br>
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Gary: Meow. (crawls under SpongeBob's blanket)<br>
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SpongeBob: Now, if you'll excuse me, Gary, I must go make myself picturesque. (cut to SpongeBob putting a vacuum on
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his face then using a rolling pin to make his face shine. Then he gets some red and blue paint to paint the stripes on
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his socks. Next, he rolls on some paint for his pants and uses a white crayon for his teeth. He puts on a wig and then he turns it into The Beatles’ hair style do, then a Jamaican hair due, then shaves it off.) Perfect! I'm ready. Whoo-hoo!<br>
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Gary: Meow.<br>
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SpongeBob: (humming until a piece of seaweed leaves a green residue on his clothes) Fine, not to worry, no
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problem.(and did it again)
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Vacuum, Rolling Pin, Crayon, Red and Blue Paint.
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SpongeBob:Still looking good Spongy, and Boating School is just around the corner. (crowd is screaming and running away)
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Harold: Take cover! The teenagers, they've been let out of school and they're pelting us with balloons filled with...
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(gets hit with a balloon that leaves a red pile of goo on his back. SpongeBob tastes it)<br>
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SpongeBob: Ketchup?<br>
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Fish: Save yourself, kid. I'm already  finished. (SpongeBob runs away while dodging all the balloons. Hides behind a dumpster
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but there is a kid waiting for him witha ketchup bottle)<br>
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Teenager: Gotcha!<br>
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SpongeBob: Wait, wait, don't squirt! Please, you've got to spare me. I've got picture day today.<br>
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Teenager: Oh, pictures, huh? Well, let me help you with your makeup. (squirts ketchup at SpongeBob but SpongeBob blocks ketchup with his tongue and jumps away.) More teenagers run towards SpongeBob but he notices a hot dog stand and hides on the top
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where the giant hot dog is posing as mustard)<br>
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SpongeBob: Well, I'm not sure how I did it, but I... (gets squirt with ketchup by an old man who missed his hot dog)<br>
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Old Man: Fiddlesticks. Missed again. (cut to SpongeBob changing again)<br>
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SpongeBob: And now, as an extra precaution to keep me looking shiny and new...(takes out small bottle labled "Sponge Gloss") No grime can
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penetrate the glossy sheen(puts on some Sponge Gloss) of Sponge Gloss.(sparkles) (dodges everyone by hiding in all places. Then he spots the Boating School)
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There it is. So close, and still so shiny. (the sun comes out and its beams reflect off the gloss and into a truck
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driver's eyes that causes him to crash and spill water on SpongeBob, making the gloss come off) Hey, it's just a splash of  water.
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(a truck filled with stamps crashes and spills stamps all over SpongeBob) Stamps? all over me! (he tries taking them off but a truck
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spills oatmeal all over SpongeBob) Oatmeal? (a truck filled with glue spills all over SpongeBob) Glue. (cut to
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SpongeBob taking a shower and brushing all the stuff off of him)<br>
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Patrick: Hey, buddy.<br>
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SpongeBob: Patrick, a little privacy here.<br>
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Patrick: Oh, sorry, SpongeBob. I just came over to borrow some jelly.<br>
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SpongeBob: Well, go ahead, but I don't have time to play right now. I am late for picture day, and I just can't seem to
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get to school without being covered by unsightly debris. If only I had a sealed barrier to protect me from the filth of
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the outside world.<br>
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Patrick: I have a solution. (licks up all the jelly)<br>
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SpongeBob: Ew!.<br>
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Patrick: Ah. I have solved my hunger problem.<br>
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SpongeBob: That's it! (jumps in the jar) This jelly jar will insulate me from the dirty dregs of Bikini Bottom. If you
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don't mind, Patrick, we don't have much time. (Patrick runs to the Boating School with SpongeBob still in the jar)<br>
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Patrick: We're here. Hey, what did I bring jelly for?<br>
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SpongeBob: Uh, Patrick...<br>
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Patrick: Oh, yeah. I was gonna put it on this peanut butter taco.<br>
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SpongeBob: No, no, no, no, no, Patrick! I'm not jelly, I'm not jelly! (is poured into the taco)<br>
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Patrick: SpongeBob, get out of my taco. (SpongeBob cries) What's the matter, SpongeBob?<br>
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SpongeBob: (crying): Patrick, I just wanted to take a decent picture today because someday, I will graduate from Boating School
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and I don't want to be remembered as the guy covered in peanut butter and taco shells!<br>
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Mrs. Puff: There you are. (takes SpongeBob inside. Meanwhile, the photographer is taking another lady's picture)<br>
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Photographer: Say cheese. (takes the picture)<br>
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Mrs. Puff: And here's the last one. Now, just give a nice smile to the camera, SpongeBob.<br>
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SpongeBob: Wait, can I go home and change first?<br>
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Photographer: No time. Say cheese.<br>
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SpongeBob: (crying): Cheese, cheese, cheese, cheese, cheese!<br>
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Photographer: Quit that moody brooding. This will clean you up. (squirts all the stuff off of SpongeBob with water)
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Don't snivel like that. A winner doesn't snivel. Try putting this on. (SpongeBob puts on a green outfit) This is it.
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Now you are looking like a winner. (SpongeBob cries when he looks at his outfit)<br>
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Mrs. Puff: SpongeBob, please stop crying so he can take the picture.<br>
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Photographer: Do not worry, Mrs. Puff. I brought Pearlie.<br>
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SpongeBob: I can't stop crying!!<br>
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Photographer: (opens up his briefcase that has a giant pair of dentures in it) This will make you smile, yeah, whether
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you want to or not. (puts the giant teeth in SpongeBob's mouth) Now say cheese.<br>
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SpongeBob: (muffled): Cheese. (cut to later) There I am. (looking at his cautious memories book) Hey, I don't look so bad
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after all! (everyone in the book is smiling like SpongeBob)
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