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==Dialogue== | ==Dialogue== | ||
| − | ( | + | (Episode starts at the Discount Grocery Mart. Mr. Krabs places a basket of items on the counter and the Saleslady scans them) |
'''Saleslady''': Price check on industrial size econo pack of raw fiber. | '''Saleslady''': Price check on industrial size econo pack of raw fiber. | ||
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'''Mr. Krabs''': Come to Papa! Come to Papa! (two nickels slide out) Yay! Two nickels. (laughs, then gasps as he notices SpongeBob walking on the street) Hey, that's SpongeBob out there! (SpongeBob does some weird things) What in blue blazes is that boy up to? (SpongeBob points to something that appears to be a penny, then picks it up) Well, I'll be a jerracter jellyfish! SpongeBob found a penny! A bright shiny penny just sitting there, and he picked it right up! Huh, I can remember the whole thing as if it just happened a moment ago. (Mr. Krabs imagines what just happened) | '''Mr. Krabs''': Come to Papa! Come to Papa! (two nickels slide out) Yay! Two nickels. (laughs, then gasps as he notices SpongeBob walking on the street) Hey, that's SpongeBob out there! (SpongeBob does some weird things) What in blue blazes is that boy up to? (SpongeBob points to something that appears to be a penny, then picks it up) Well, I'll be a jerracter jellyfish! SpongeBob found a penny! A bright shiny penny just sitting there, and he picked it right up! Huh, I can remember the whole thing as if it just happened a moment ago. (Mr. Krabs imagines what just happened) | ||
| − | '''SpongeBob''' (in the thought bubble): Sir, Sir... (is actually Saleslady) | + | '''SpongeBob''' (in the thought bubble): Sir, Sir...(is actually Saleslady) |
'''Saleslady''': ...Sir. | '''Saleslady''': ...Sir. | ||
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'''Mr. Krabs''': Ooh, I am? | '''Mr. Krabs''': Ooh, I am? | ||
| − | '''Saleslady''': Next please. ( | + | '''Saleslady''': Next please. (cuts to night where Mr. Krabs is driving his boat) |
| − | '''Mr. Krabs''': Interesting how things work out that way. Some folks just walk along and stumble over free money, while others, others, they work! (there's another car next to his and hearing gibberish from Mr. Krabs) | + | '''Mr. Krabs''': Interesting how things work out that way. Some folks just walk along and stumble over free money, while others, others, they work! (zooms out seeing that there's another car next to his and hearing gibberish from Mr. Krabs) |
'''Billy''': Hey mommy, look at that weird guy in the car over there! | '''Billy''': Hey mommy, look at that weird guy in the car over there! | ||
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'''Billy's Mom''': Billy, mommy's watching the road right now. | '''Billy's Mom''': Billy, mommy's watching the road right now. | ||
| − | '''Mr. Krabs''': I mean why couldn't I have just walked along and found it? I have legs too you know! (sighs) How about a little music. Let song. ( | + | '''Mr. Krabs''': I mean why couldn't I have just walked along and found it? I have legs too you know! (sighs) How about a little music. Let song. (music dial turns into a penny) Oh! Okay, okay, get a grip Krabs. Just concentrate on driving. Race in minture (steering wheel turns into a penny. Mr. Krabs screams and let's go of it, then holds it again) Okay, getting all worked up over a little coin. Awsome penny great. (laughings) Ah, it must just be the full moon. Wait a second. Oh my first come is... (moon turns into a penny, and Mr. Krabs screams) I gotta have that penny! (cuts to next day at the Krusty Krab. SpongeBob walks in) Good morning SpongeBob. |
'''SpongeBob''': Good morning, Mr. Krabs. | '''SpongeBob''': Good morning, Mr. Krabs. | ||
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'''SpongeBob''': Well, I thought I did. | '''SpongeBob''': Well, I thought I did. | ||
| − | '''Mr. Krabs''': Front pockets? (SpongeBob checks | + | '''Mr. Krabs''': Front pockets? (SpongeBob checks) |
'''SpongeBob''': Hmm, No. | '''SpongeBob''': Hmm, No. | ||
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'''Mr. Krabs''': It is? | '''Mr. Krabs''': It is? | ||
| − | '''SpongeBob''': Well, I do have a tie pocket though. (checks | + | '''SpongeBob''': Well, I do have a tie pocket though. (SpongeBob checks) No, not in there either. |
'''Mr. Krabs''': Hey, maybe it fell in your sock. | '''Mr. Krabs''': Hey, maybe it fell in your sock. | ||
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'''Mr. Krabs''': Did you check there? (holds SpongeBob upside down, and shakes him. SpongeBob's brain falls out) Uhh? | '''Mr. Krabs''': Did you check there? (holds SpongeBob upside down, and shakes him. SpongeBob's brain falls out) Uhh? | ||
| − | '''SpongeBob''': Hey, look, it's my brain! (brain grows legs and walks away) Hey, where's it going? (brain falls though a crack) Ooh, there. (brain crawls on Squidward, and SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs follow it. They find it under a barrel) Aha! (brain squirts liquid at him. | + | '''SpongeBob''': Hey, look, it's my brain! (brain grows legs and walks away) Hey, where's it going? (brain falls though a crack) Ooh, there. (brain crawls on Squidward, and SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs follow it. They find it under a barrel) Aha! (brain squirts liquid at him. SpongeBob laughs) Not so fast, little guy. There now. Yes, I know. Come here. (brain crawls back into SpongeBob's head) |
'''Mr. Krabs''': Uhh? | '''Mr. Krabs''': Uhh? | ||
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'''SpongeBob''': What's the matter Mr. Krabs? Didn't you know I was a brain whisperer? | '''SpongeBob''': What's the matter Mr. Krabs? Didn't you know I was a brain whisperer? | ||
| − | '''Mr. Krabs''': So, | + | '''Mr. Krabs''': So, Uhh, no penny, huh? |
'''SpongeBob''': Nope. | '''SpongeBob''': Nope. | ||
| − | '''Mr. Krabs''': Darn! ( | + | '''Mr. Krabs''': Darn! (cuts to later when SpongeBob is mopping, and hears a noise) |
'''SpongeBob''': Squidward, these definite construction sounds are preventing me from working. | '''SpongeBob''': Squidward, these definite construction sounds are preventing me from working. | ||
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'''SpongeBob''': Yay! | '''SpongeBob''': Yay! | ||
| − | '''Mr. Krabs''': And you're just in time for the grand opening! (pulls a lever that turns on the electricity on) Step right up folks, and witness a spell binding tale chock full of adventure, and action, and thrills... ( | + | '''Mr. Krabs''': And you're just in time for the grand opening! (pulls a lever that turns on the electricity on) Step right up folks, and witness a spell binding tale chock full of adventure, and action, and thrills... (Mr. Krabs is talking gibberish as two fish walk up) |
'''Frank''': You know, I'm not really hungry. | '''Frank''': You know, I'm not really hungry. | ||
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'''SpongeBob''': Mr. Krabs, can I see the movie now? Please? | '''SpongeBob''': Mr. Krabs, can I see the movie now? Please? | ||
| − | '''Mr. Krabs''': Of course | + | '''Mr. Krabs''': Of course you can lad! You just gotta give me one penny. |
| − | '''SpongeBob''': But, | + | '''SpongeBob''': But, But... |
'''Mr. Krabs''': But what? | '''Mr. Krabs''': But what? | ||
'''SpongeBob''': But, I really don't have a penny. | '''SpongeBob''': But, I really don't have a penny. | ||
| − | + | '''Mr. Krabs''': But? But?! BUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Mr. Krabs screams, and then demolishes the movie theater. Cuts to night where SpongeBob is walking to the Krusty Krab) | |
| − | '''Mr. Krabs''': But? But?! BUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTT | + | |
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'''SpongeBob''': Huh, that's too bad. I really wanted to see that movie. Oh well. (Squidward is dressed like a waiter) | '''SpongeBob''': Huh, that's too bad. I really wanted to see that movie. Oh well. (Squidward is dressed like a waiter) | ||
| − | '''Squidward''': Good evening, (SpongeBob whistles) and | + | '''Squidward''': Good evening, (SpongeBob whistles) and (Squidward looks at a piece of paper) welcome to the (looks at paper) Krusty Krab semi-annual charity night. |
'''SpongeBob''': Squidward? You look beautiful! | '''SpongeBob''': Squidward? You look beautiful! | ||
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'''SpongeBob''': My table? Fancy. (gasps) My very own name tag! (lights turn off and Squidward sighs, as he shines a flash light on Mr. Krabs) | '''SpongeBob''': My table? Fancy. (gasps) My very own name tag! (lights turn off and Squidward sighs, as he shines a flash light on Mr. Krabs) | ||
| − | '''Mr. Krabs''': Hello, and welcome to a very important evening. Tonight's event is entitled: | + | '''Mr. Krabs''': Hello, and welcome to a very important evening. Tonight's event is entitled: Pennies, for the penny-less. And before the following images are shown, I would ask each of you to look not look with your eyes, but with your heart. (Mr. Krabs shows some images) Three dimes, two nickles, one quarter, zero pennies. As I realize the following images seen here tonight may be wretchedly hideous, I am going to tell you what you can do to end this crimsoning: You can donate one penny to me: Mr. Krabs. Also known as: Mr. Krabs, the man who doesn't have one. (Mr. Krabs starts crying and SpongeBob is crying too) |
'''SpongeBob''': Mr. Krabs. | '''SpongeBob''': Mr. Krabs. | ||
| − | '''Mr. Krabs''': ( | + | '''Mr. Krabs''': (cheered up) Yes? |
'''SpongeBob''': I would like to donate a penny. | '''SpongeBob''': I would like to donate a penny. | ||
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'''Mr. Krabs''': You would? | '''Mr. Krabs''': You would? | ||
| − | '''SpongeBob''': If I only had one. (starts crying. Mr. Krabs' eyes go into his head, and he screams. | + | '''SpongeBob''': If I only had one. (starts crying. Mr. Krabs's eyes go into his head, and he screams. Scene then cuts to SpongeBob's house. Mr. Krabs is using a flower delivery truck to spy on his house. He is speaking gibberish. He then notices SpongeBob walking out the door. He then walks in, with a metal detector. he then looks around) |
'''Mr. Krabs''': Hiding it, somewhere. Hiding it. Hiding it. Hiding it. Hiding it. | '''Mr. Krabs''': Hiding it, somewhere. Hiding it. Hiding it. Hiding it. Hiding it. | ||
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'''SpongeBob''': (gasps) Mr. Krabs! What is this metal detector doing on the floor? These should only be stored on special racks. (gasps) And you're not wearing your metal detector handling gloves! | '''SpongeBob''': (gasps) Mr. Krabs! What is this metal detector doing on the floor? These should only be stored on special racks. (gasps) And you're not wearing your metal detector handling gloves! | ||
| − | '''Mr. Krabs''': SpongeBob I... I... I... I just wanted that penny you found on the street yesterday. Oh, I'm sorry. | + | '''Mr. Krabs''': SpongeBob I... I... I...I just wanted that penny you found on the street yesterday. Oh, I'm sorry. |
'''SpongeBob''': Mr. Krabs, that wasn't a penny. (laughs) | '''SpongeBob''': Mr. Krabs, that wasn't a penny. (laughs) | ||
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'''SpongeBob''': No, that was just a dried up piece of gum for my collection. I think it's peppermint. | '''SpongeBob''': No, that was just a dried up piece of gum for my collection. I think it's peppermint. | ||
| − | '''Mr. Krabs''': | + | '''Mr. Krabs''': Ah-HA! (laughing) I feel so relieved. There was no penny after all. Well, I'll be going now. You can keep the metal detector, SpongeBob! |
| − | '''SpongeBob''': Thanks, Mr. Krabs. Here Gary, you can play with that. (Gary sniffs it, then spits on it | + | '''SpongeBob''': Thanks, Mr. Krabs. Here Gary, you can play with that. (Gary sniffs it, then spits on it, then walks away. The gum then absorbs it) Hey, this isn't gum at all. (pulls it out, revealing that it is a $500 bill) It's just a dumb old $500 bill. This won't go with my chewed up gum collection. Ah well, goodnight Gary. (turns off the light. then zooms out revealing that Mr. Krabs is digging holes outside of his house looking for the penny) |
'''Mr. Krabs''': Penny, must have buried it around here somewhere. I've just gotta keep digging. | '''Mr. Krabs''': Penny, must have buried it around here somewhere. I've just gotta keep digging. | ||
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