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==Characters== | ==Characters== | ||
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*[[SpongeBob SquarePants]] | *[[SpongeBob SquarePants]] | ||
| + | *[[Patrick Star]] | ||
*[[Eugene H. Krabs]] | *[[Eugene H. Krabs]] | ||
*[[Squidward Tentacles]] | *[[Squidward Tentacles]] | ||
*[[Mrs. Puff]] | *[[Mrs. Puff]] | ||
*[[Dirty Bubble]] | *[[Dirty Bubble]] | ||
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*[[Man Ray]] | *[[Man Ray]] | ||
*[[Mermaid Man]] | *[[Mermaid Man]] | ||
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'''Patrick:''' Think about it. Think, Patrick think. Hmmmmm... hmmpphh! (head swells up like a balloon and pops) Thinking is painful. (swings his deflated head over to look like a ponytail) Break time. (walks over to SpongeBob's chair, sits down, picks up the remote and turns on the television. TV shows commercial of Nicholas Withers on a small boat with three other fish in the background laying down and relaxing) | '''Patrick:''' Think about it. Think, Patrick think. Hmmmmm... hmmpphh! (head swells up like a balloon and pops) Thinking is painful. (swings his deflated head over to look like a ponytail) Break time. (walks over to SpongeBob's chair, sits down, picks up the remote and turns on the television. TV shows commercial of Nicholas Withers on a small boat with three other fish in the background laying down and relaxing) | ||
| − | '''Nicholas | + | '''Nicholas Whithers:''' Are you irritable? Listless? Jobless? Have you ever asked yourself: "I'm a loser. What am I doing with my life?" Well look no further. I have an answer that has helped millions- (Patrick changes channel. TV shows commercial of dolphins swimming and frolicking) |
| − | '''Announcer: | + | '''Announcer:''' Be all you can possibly be. (dolphin noise) Join the Marine Dolphins. (dolphin noise followed by Patrick changing the channel. TV then shows Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy cornered by Man Ray with a ray-gun in his hand) |
'''Man Ray:''' (evilly laughs. Display case falls on him) Huh? (action card appears reading "Clang!") The inescapable display case! (bangs on the case) Noooooooooo! | '''Man Ray:''' (evilly laughs. Display case falls on him) Huh? (action card appears reading "Clang!") The inescapable display case! (bangs on the case) Noooooooooo! | ||
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'''Mermaid Man:''' Remember: It's up to you... (points up with hand) ...to reveal the true face of crime. Sign up to be part of the Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy Junior Crime Fighters. (Patrick turns off TV) | '''Mermaid Man:''' Remember: It's up to you... (points up with hand) ...to reveal the true face of crime. Sign up to be part of the Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy Junior Crime Fighters. (Patrick turns off TV) | ||
| − | '''Patrick:''' (gets out of chair) I gotta figure out what to do in my life. (steps on Mermaid Man | + | '''Patrick:''' (gets out of chair) I gotta figure out what to do in my life. (steps on Mermaid Man poll that says "Fight evilllllllll!" Picks up the toy) Awww, I wish I was a superhero. (eyes burst in then back out) I know what I want to do with my life! To the changing room! (rushes to the changing room followed by a real starfish spinning towards, then away from the screen. Pulls out his underwear and puts it on over his pants. Attempts to put a belt with a buckle with a star on it on, but is hard to put on because of his fat body. Succeeds and clips the buckle in place) Ahhhhh. (body fat then bursts in between his belly and his moobs. Grabs a giant ice cream cone from SpongeBob's fridge, suddenly with two blue gloves on his hands, and eats the ice cream and a portion of the cone. With ice cream on his mouth, he then slips this cone on his head and bulges his eyes through it. Grabs a jar of seanut butter and writes a backwards P on his chest with seanut butter on his tongue) At last, I have found my calling. I am Patrick-Man: defender of Bikini Bottom! (runs out the front door, then trips on a rock. Gets up and continues running) |
'''Mr. Krabs:''' Mr. Squidward, what's with all the dilly-dallyin'? We got customer's money to take! | '''Mr. Krabs:''' Mr. Squidward, what's with all the dilly-dallyin'? We got customer's money to take! | ||
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'''Patrick:''' Shush, SpongeBob! My identity must be kept secret! My work here is done. Patrick-Man is off! The city needs my help! (runs off, but then comes back and holds up a dollar) Oh, I almost forgot, can I get a Krabby Patty? (bubble-wipe to high school. We see three fishes coming in the locker room looking at their exams) | '''Patrick:''' Shush, SpongeBob! My identity must be kept secret! My work here is done. Patrick-Man is off! The city needs my help! (runs off, but then comes back and holds up a dollar) Oh, I almost forgot, can I get a Krabby Patty? (bubble-wipe to high school. We see three fishes coming in the locker room looking at their exams) | ||
| − | '''Fish | + | '''Fish 1:''' Hey how did ya do on your final? |
| − | '''Fish | + | '''Fish 2:''' (showing his paper) I aced it. |
| − | '''Fish | + | '''Fish 1:''' (showing his paper) Me too. (both fish laugh while Patrick spies on them from behind a corner) |
| − | '''Fish | + | '''Fish 2:''' Looks like all the studying paid off. |
'''Fish Teenagers:''' High five! (they raise their hands to a high five. Patrick gasps at this and runs in between the two teenagers. They hit their hands between the sides of Patrick's head) | '''Fish Teenagers:''' High five! (they raise their hands to a high five. Patrick gasps at this and runs in between the two teenagers. They hit their hands between the sides of Patrick's head) | ||
| − | '''Fish | + | '''Fish 2:''' Whoa, you okay. man? |
'''Patrick:''' Just remember this: Violence solves nothing! | '''Patrick:''' Just remember this: Violence solves nothing! | ||
| − | '''Fish | + | '''Fish 2:''' Violence? But we were just giving high fives-- |
'''Patrick:''' No time for silly-talk, citizen. Patrick-Man is needed elsewhere! (runs off leaving the two fish teenagers to look at each other in confusion. Bubble-wipe to a street corner. Mr. Krabs and Mabel are standing in front of a street) | '''Patrick:''' No time for silly-talk, citizen. Patrick-Man is needed elsewhere! (runs off leaving the two fish teenagers to look at each other in confusion. Bubble-wipe to a street corner. Mr. Krabs and Mabel are standing in front of a street) | ||
