Episode Transcript: New Fish in Town

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Squidward: "It's finally complete! After weeks and weeks of burning the candle at both ends... Literally."
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'''Squidward:''' "It's finally complete! After weeks and weeks of burning the candle at both ends... Literally."
  
 
{Turns toward candle burning at both ends}
 
{Turns toward candle burning at both ends}
  
Squidward: "My first clarinet concerto is complete."
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'''Squidward:''' "My first clarinet concerto is complete."
  
 
{Walks over to clarinet}
 
{Walks over to clarinet}
  
Squidward: {Puts clarinet music on music stand} "And ready to be performed."
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'''Squidward:''' {Puts clarinet music on music stand} "And ready to be performed."
  
 
{Falls because of loud crash going on outside and drops papers. They fall on the candle burning at both ends, which causes a fire}
 
{Falls because of loud crash going on outside and drops papers. They fall on the candle burning at both ends, which causes a fire}
  
Squidward: "NOOOOOO!"
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'''Squidward:''' "NOOOOOO!"
  
 
{Falls again}
 
{Falls again}
  
Squidward: "Now, I'm flummoxed."
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'''Squidward:''' "Now, I'm flummoxed."
  
 
{Squidward peeks outside his front door to see what is going on, when another loud crash erupts, making Squidward bonk his head on the top of his door several times}
 
{Squidward peeks outside his front door to see what is going on, when another loud crash erupts, making Squidward bonk his head on the top of his door several times}
  
Squidward: "OW! OW! OW! OW! GRRRRR!"
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'''Squidward:''' "OW! OW! OW! OW! GRRRRR!"
  
 
{We then see Spongebob and Patrick standing in front of Patrick's house, pounding a For Rent sign into the ground]
 
{We then see Spongebob and Patrick standing in front of Patrick's house, pounding a For Rent sign into the ground]
  
Spongebob: "Hit it one more time, Patrick. Don't want anyone stealing it."
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'''Spongebob:''' "Hit it one more time, Patrick. Don't want anyone stealing it."
  
 
{For Rent sign then crashes to a million pieces and falls to the ground}
 
{For Rent sign then crashes to a million pieces and falls to the ground}
  
Spongebob: "Perfect."
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'''Spongebob:''' "Perfect."
  
Squidward: "GRRRRR! Alright, what's going on out here?! I can't even hear myself think!"
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'''Squidward:''' "GRRRRR! Alright, what's going on out here?! I can't even hear myself think!"
  
Patrick: {Raises hand} "OHH! OHH! Can you smell yourself think?"
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'''Patrick:''' {Raises hand} "OHH! OHH! Can you smell yourself think?"
  
Squidward: "No. As I was saying, you two-"
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'''Squidward:''' "No. As I was saying, you two-"
  
Patrick: "Or see?!"
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'''Patrick:''' "Or see?!"
  
Squidward: NO!
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'''Squidward:''' NO!
  
Patrick: "HOW, HOW about taste! Can you taste yourself think?!"
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'''Patrick:''' "HOW, HOW about taste! Can you taste yourself think?!"
  
 
Squidward: "Shut it! What are you two dingbats doing?"
 
Squidward: "Shut it! What are you two dingbats doing?"

Revision as of 13:52, 16 January 2012

Squidward: "It's finally complete! After weeks and weeks of burning the candle at both ends... Literally."

{Turns toward candle burning at both ends}

Squidward: "My first clarinet concerto is complete."

{Walks over to clarinet}

Squidward: {Puts clarinet music on music stand} "And ready to be performed."

{Falls because of loud crash going on outside and drops papers. They fall on the candle burning at both ends, which causes a fire}

Squidward: "NOOOOOO!"

{Falls again}

Squidward: "Now, I'm flummoxed."

{Squidward peeks outside his front door to see what is going on, when another loud crash erupts, making Squidward bonk his head on the top of his door several times}

Squidward: "OW! OW! OW! OW! GRRRRR!"

{We then see Spongebob and Patrick standing in front of Patrick's house, pounding a For Rent sign into the ground]

Spongebob: "Hit it one more time, Patrick. Don't want anyone stealing it."

{For Rent sign then crashes to a million pieces and falls to the ground}

Spongebob: "Perfect."

Squidward: "GRRRRR! Alright, what's going on out here?! I can't even hear myself think!"

Patrick: {Raises hand} "OHH! OHH! Can you smell yourself think?"

Squidward: "No. As I was saying, you two-"

Patrick: "Or see?!"

Squidward: NO!

Patrick: "HOW, HOW about taste! Can you taste yourself think?!"

Squidward: "Shut it! What are you two dingbats doing?"

Spongebob: "We were just posting Patrick's new For Rent sign." {Gestures towards the broken pieces of the For Rent sign laying on the ground} "We worked on it all morning. See?"

Squidward: "For Rent? You mean... one of you is moving out?" {Smiles really big}

Spongebob: {Laughing} "No! Patrick here is just gonna rent out his front yard."

Patrick: "I need a little extra cash if you know (TO BE CONTINUED)

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