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==Dialogue==
 
==Dialogue==
'''French Narrator:''' ''Ah, springtime in Bikini Bottom. All sea creatures have an innate sense of the seasonal changes...'' (Patrick jumps out of his rock with a purple sweater on) ''...like the starfish. A quick survey of his environment...'' (Patrick scratches his back) ''...and he knows that...''
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'''Narrator:''' Ah, springtime in Bikini Bottom. All sea creatures have an innate sense of the seasonal changes... (Patrick jumps out of his rock with a purple sweater on) ...like the starfish. A quick survey of his environment... (scratches his back) ...and he knows that...<br>
  
'''Patrick''': It's spring!
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'''Patrick''': It's spring!<br>
  
'''French Narrator:''' ''The starfish then sheds his winter coat...'' (takes his sweater off) ''...and stores it away safe for winter.'' (buries the sweater in the sand)
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'''Narrator:''' The starfish then sheds his winter coat... (takes his sweater off) ...and stores it away safe for winter. (buries the  
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sweater in the sand)<br>
  
 
'''SpongeBob:''' (walks outside and smells the air) I'd better call the doctor, 'cause I've got spring fever! Good morning,  
 
'''SpongeBob:''' (walks outside and smells the air) I'd better call the doctor, 'cause I've got spring fever! Good morning,  
little flowers. (sniffs them into his nose so hard, they go straight into three of his porous holes, smiles and sighs in delight) Hello Squidward, isn't it a lovely day?<br>
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little flowers. (sniffs them into his nose so hard, they go straight into three of his porous holes, smiles in sighs in delight) Hello Squidward, isn't it a lovely day?<br>
  
 
'''Squidward:''' Huh?<br>
 
'''Squidward:''' Huh?<br>
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'''SpongeBob:''' Have you said hello to the flowers yet?<br>
 
'''SpongeBob:''' Have you said hello to the flowers yet?<br>
  
'''Squidward:''' (sighs) Good morning, flowers. (flowers hiss at him like snakes. Runs inside)<br>
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'''Squidward:''' (sighs) Good morning, flowers. (flowers hiss at him like snakes. Squidward runs inside)<br>
  
'''SpongeBob:''' Gosh, I didn't know Squidward had hay fever. I'll do him the kindness and plant him some hypoallergenic flowers. (digs a hole and puts the flower in it) You're on your way. I bet you're thirsty. (turns around and grabs his  
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'''SpongeBob:''' Gosh, I didn't know Squidward had hay fever. I'll do him the kindness and plant him some hypoallergenic flowers.  
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(SpongeBob digs a hole and puts the flower in it) You're on your way. I bet you're thirsty. (turns around and grabs his  
 
container. When he turns back around, the flower is half eaten. Plants a new flower. Turns around and grabs the container  
 
container. When he turns back around, the flower is half eaten. Plants a new flower. Turns around and grabs the container  
 
of water, he sees the flower is eaten again) Huh? (plants a new one) I'm not taking my eyes off you. (eyes stretch out  
 
of water, he sees the flower is eaten again) Huh? (plants a new one) I'm not taking my eyes off you. (eyes stretch out  
staring at the flower. Time card appears)
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staring at the flower)<br>
  
'''French Narrator''': ''Three days later...'' (SpongeBob is still staring but his eyes have shriveled up so he uses the water to make his eyes normal)
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'''Narrator''': Three days later...<br>
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(SpongeBob is still staring but his eyes have shriveled up so he uses the water to make his eyes normal)<br>
  
 
'''Patrick''': (running by) Hey, SpongeBob!<br>
 
'''Patrick''': (running by) Hey, SpongeBob!<br>
  
'''SpongeBob''': (turns around) Hi Patrick! (when SpongeBob turns around, the flower is eaten again) How does this keep  
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'''SpongeBob''': (turns around) Hi Patrick! (When SpongeBob turns around, the flower is eaten again) How does this keep  
 
happening? (notices a seahorse eating the flower next to him) Hi. (horse whinnies then gallops onto a rock) She's beautiful!  
 
happening? (notices a seahorse eating the flower next to him) Hi. (horse whinnies then gallops onto a rock) She's beautiful!  
(imagines himself riding the seahorse with a head full of auburn wavy hair) What a magnificent seahorse. I shall tame her. Who  
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(SpongeBob imagines himself riding the seahorse with a head full of auburn wavy hair) What a magnificent seahorse. I shall tame her. Who  
 
knows what we can accomplish? (scene cuts to seahorse eating some flowers and SpongeBob looking at her from a distance  
 
knows what we can accomplish? (scene cuts to seahorse eating some flowers and SpongeBob looking at her from a distance  
 
writing in a book) Because of her mysterious behavior, I have decided to name her Mystery. Hmmm, now that I think of it,  
 
writing in a book) Because of her mysterious behavior, I have decided to name her Mystery. Hmmm, now that I think of it,  
she is very graceful and majestic. Perhaps I should name her Grace, or Majesty. Or Debbie. (seahorse nickers) She must have  
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she is very graceful and majestic. Perhaps I should name her Grace, or Majesty. Or Debbie. (seahorse neighs) She must have  
 
spotted my floral bookmark! (using a flower bookmark in his book. The seahorse gallops over slowly) She's coming this way.  
 
spotted my floral bookmark! (using a flower bookmark in his book. The seahorse gallops over slowly) She's coming this way.  
 
That's it girl. Don't be afraid. I'm just a talking sponge, is all. (sniffs the bookmark then eats it. Scene cuts to  
 
That's it girl. Don't be afraid. I'm just a talking sponge, is all. (sniffs the bookmark then eats it. Scene cuts to  
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take that as a yes!<br>
 
take that as a yes!<br>
  
'''Squidward''': (it's now morning as Squidward rides his bike. SpongeBob and Mystery gallop by him) What the...?<br>
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'''Squidward''': (It's now morning as Squidward rides his bike. Then SpongeBob and Mystery gallop by him) What the...?<br>
  
 
'''SpongeBob''': Hey Squidward! Still riding a machine to work, I see!<br>
 
'''SpongeBob''': Hey Squidward! Still riding a machine to work, I see!<br>
  
'''Squidward''': Don't say anything Squidward, remember your karma. (bike trips on something and he falls off a cliff then explodes. Groans. SpongeBob arrives at the Krusty Krab and ties Mystery to a bike rack)<br>
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'''Squidward''': Don't say anything Squidward, remember your karma. (Squidward's bike trips on something and he falls off a cliff  
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then explodes. He groans. SpongeBob arrives at the Krusty Krab and ties Mystery to a bike rack)<br>
  
'''SpongeBob''': Whoa, girl. Now you wait out here until I'm done with work. See you at the end of my shift. (walks in as Scooter and a friend walk by)<br>
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'''SpongeBob''': Whoa, girl. Now you wait out here until I'm done with work. See you at the end of my shift. (walks in as Scooter  
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and a friend walk by)<br>
  
'''Scooter''': Hey look, Mr Krabs put in a kiddie ride!<br>
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'''Scooter''': Hey look, Mr Krabs put in a kiddy ride!<br>
  
'''Lloyd''': Why don't you try it out? (Scooter gets out a quarter)<br>
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'''Friend''': Why don't you try it out? (Scooter gets out a quarter)<br>
  
'''Scooter''': I can't find the coin slot. Here it is! (finds the "coin slot;" it's actually Mystery's behind. Mystery kicks Scooter into the background and he explodes)<br>
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'''Scooter''': I can't find the coin slot. Here it is! (But it's actually Mystery's behind. Mystery kicks Scooter into the background  
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and he explodes)<br>
  
'''Lloyd''': (runs off) Help! Kiddie ride on the loose!<br>
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'''Surfer''': (runs off) Help! Kiddy ride on the loose!<br>
  
 
'''Mr. Krabs''': (walks out) What's with all the ruckus? (gasps) A monster scaring away me customers!<br>
 
'''Mr. Krabs''': (walks out) What's with all the ruckus? (gasps) A monster scaring away me customers!<br>
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'''Mr. Krabs''': It's either you or Mystery.<br>
 
'''Mr. Krabs''': It's either you or Mystery.<br>
  
'''SpongeBob''': I knew I should've named her Debbie. (bubble-wipe to SpongeBob, sad, grilling up some patties)<br>
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'''SpongeBob''': I knew I should've named her Debbie. (scene cuts to SpongeBob, sad, grilling up some patties)<br>
  
 
'''Mr. Krabs''': SpongeBob, thanks for finally getting rid of that horse!<br>
 
'''Mr. Krabs''': SpongeBob, thanks for finally getting rid of that horse!<br>
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'''SpongeBob''': Good one, sir. (takes his pair of sad eyes off) Ha, it worked, girl! (opens the cabinet with Mystery inside it)  
 
'''SpongeBob''': Good one, sir. (takes his pair of sad eyes off) Ha, it worked, girl! (opens the cabinet with Mystery inside it)  
We'll just keep you here until Patrick finishes that stable I asked him to build. (cut to Patrick with a board on his forehead) Only eight more hours. (closes cupboard. Time  card appears)<br>
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We'll just keep you here until Patrick finishes that stable I asked him to build. (scene cuts to Patrick with a board on  
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his forehead) Only eight more hours. (closes cupboard)<br>
  
'''French Narrator''': ''Twelve seconds later...'' (Mystery peeks out of the cupboard)<br>
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'''Narrator''': Twelve seconds later... (Mystery peeks out of the cupboard)<br>
  
 
'''SpongeBob''': No, Mystery, you can't come out yet. If old man Krabs sees you, I'll lose my job. (SpongeBob gives her a tray  
 
'''SpongeBob''': No, Mystery, you can't come out yet. If old man Krabs sees you, I'll lose my job. (SpongeBob gives her a tray  
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be quiet or...
 
be quiet or...
  
'''Mr. Krabs''': SpongeBob! (SpongeBob closes the cabinet quickly as Mr. Krabs comes bursting in) What was that? Is that horse in here?!
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'''Mr. Krabs''': SpongeBob! (SpongeBob closes the cabinet quickly as Mr. Krabs comes bursting in) What was that? Is that horse in  
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here?
  
 
'''SpongeBob''': No, Mr. Krabs. I was just practicing my imitation of Mystery. (weakly nickers)<br>
 
'''SpongeBob''': No, Mr. Krabs. I was just practicing my imitation of Mystery. (weakly nickers)<br>
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'''Squidward:''' Why don't you ask CowBob RanchPants and his faithful companion Sir Eats-A-Lot?<br>
 
'''Squidward:''' Why don't you ask CowBob RanchPants and his faithful companion Sir Eats-A-Lot?<br>
  
'''Mr. Krabs:''' (runs into the kitchen) SpongeBob, what's the meaning of all these nicknames? (seeing him) Davey H. Jones! (SpongeBob is by Mystery's side, who has eaten too much)<br>
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'''Mr. Krabs:''' (runs into the kitchen) SpongeBob, what's the meaning of all these nicknames? (seeing him) Davey H. Jones! (SpongeBob is by  
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Mystery's side, who has eaten too much)<br>
  
 
'''SpongeBob:''' Mystery got a belly-ache from eating Krabby Patties, so I made her a bi-carbonated soda. (Mystery spits out Old  
 
'''SpongeBob:''' Mystery got a belly-ache from eating Krabby Patties, so I made her a bi-carbonated soda. (Mystery spits out Old  
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'''Old Man Jenkins:''' What did I miss? (Mr. Krabs rubs his eyes)
 
'''Old Man Jenkins:''' What did I miss? (Mr. Krabs rubs his eyes)
  
'''Mr. Krabs:''' So, my eyes are correct! You still gave that horse even when I ordered you to get rid of it! Well, now I'm going to get rid of it once and for all!<br>
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'''Mr. Krabs:''' So, my eyes are correct! You still gave that horse even when I ordered you to get rid of it! Well, now I'm going  
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to get rid of it once and for all!<br>
  
'''SpongeBob:''' No, Mr. Krabs! Don't make me give up Mystery, I swear to Neptune, I will kill you! I know you think she's just a horse, but she's more than that, I tell you. She listens to me. She understands everything I say and I understand her! She's my best friend! (Squidward cries but because of a bowl of onions near him)<br>
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'''SpongeBob:''' No, Mr. Krabs! Don't make me give up Mystery! I know you think she's just a horse, but she's more than that, I  
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tell you. She listens to me. She understands everything I say and I understand her! She's my best friend! (Squidward cries  
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but because of a bowl of onions near him)<br>
  
 
'''Squidward:''' Hey, who left this bowl of onions here?<br>
 
'''Squidward:''' Hey, who left this bowl of onions here?<br>
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(Squidward cries, but the tears are coming from from the bowl of onions again)<br>
 
(Squidward cries, but the tears are coming from from the bowl of onions again)<br>
  
'''Squidward''': What? Would you get out of here!?<br>
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'''Squidward''': What? Would you get out of here?<br>
  
 
'''Mr. Krabs:''' The point is, sometimes you have to set things free even though it's hard. (points to Mystery) Look at her. She  
 
'''Mr. Krabs:''' The point is, sometimes you have to set things free even though it's hard. (points to Mystery) Look at her. She  
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'''SpongeBob:''' OK, girl, you're free to go. (takes Mystery outside and takes Mystery's leash off) I can't keep you anymore.  
 
'''SpongeBob:''' OK, girl, you're free to go. (takes Mystery outside and takes Mystery's leash off) I can't keep you anymore.  
(cries) I know it's hard for you to understand, but Mr. Krabs is right. You belong in the wild. (Mystery gallops away)(with furrowed brows.)
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(cries) I know it's hard for you to understand, but Mr. Krabs is right. You belong in the wild. (Mystery gallops away) Well,  
Well,  
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what are you waiting for? Can't you see I don't want you anymore? (Patrick walks up with the board on his head) Just get  
what are you waiting for? Can't you see I don't want you anymore? (Patrick walks up with the board on his head) (angrily)
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Just get  
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out of here, you stupid, dumb animal! (Patrick walks away as Mr. Krabs walks up to SpongeBob) Well, she's gone and I'll  
 
out of here, you stupid, dumb animal! (Patrick walks away as Mr. Krabs walks up to SpongeBob) Well, she's gone and I'll  
 
never see her again.<br>
 
never see her again.<br>
  
'''Mr. Krabs:''' It's OK, son. You did the proper thing. She's free now and we have no right to separate that wild animal from her natural habitat.<br>
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'''Mr. Krabs:''' It's ok, son. You did the proper thing. She's free now and we have no right to separate that wild animal from her  
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natural habitat.<br>
  
 
'''Squidward:''' Hey, Mr. Krabs, looks like old Mystery had an after-dinner salad! (vault of money opens to show dollar bills have been eaten and a bunch of money is missing)<br>
 
'''Squidward:''' Hey, Mr. Krabs, looks like old Mystery had an after-dinner salad! (vault of money opens to show dollar bills have been eaten and a bunch of money is missing)<br>
  
'''Mr. Krabs:''' GET THAT HORSE! (they start calling out Mystery's name, and SpongeBob also does his imitation of a seahorse as the episode fades to black. Fade back in to Patrick trying to enter a hat store, but the board on his head keeps knocking into the entrance)
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'''Mr. Krabs:''' Get that horse!! (they start calling out Mystery's name, and SpongeBob also does his imitation of a seahorse.)(Scene cuts to Patrick trying to enter a hat store, but the board on his head keeps knocking into the entrance.)  
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