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==Characters== | ==Characters== | ||
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| − | *[[Patrick | + | *[[Patrick]] |
| + | *[[Squidward]] | ||
*[[Gary]] | *[[Gary]] | ||
| − | *[[ | + | *[[Mr. Krabs]] |
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*[[Betty|Waitress (aka Betty)]] | *[[Betty|Waitress (aka Betty)]] | ||
*[[Sadie Rechid|Sadie]] | *[[Sadie Rechid|Sadie]] | ||
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'''Gary''': Meow.<br> | '''Gary''': Meow.<br> | ||
| − | '''SpongeBob''': Gary. Now that my horrific incident of terror is over, how about some breakfast? (grabs a can of snail food then sings and dances) The most important meal of the day, serving it up Gary's way-- pop! (pours the can into Gary's bowl) Enjoy, buddy. Hmm, you know, I've been feeding this to Gary for years, and I don't even know what it tastes like. (sticks out his tongue and tastes the snail food but finds it disgusting | + | '''SpongeBob''': Gary. Now that my horrific incident of terror is over, how about some breakfast? (grabs a can of snail food then sings and dances) The most important meal of the day, serving it up Gary's way-- pop! (pours the can into Gary's bowl) Enjoy, buddy. Hmm, you know, I've been feeding this to Gary for years, and I don't even know what it tastes like. (sticks out his tongue and tastes the snail food but finds it disgusting) Bleah! (sound echoes through the streets) Bleah! (sound echoes to the Snail Po headquarters) Bleah!<br> |
'''Sadie''': What is it, Peterson?<br> | '''Sadie''': What is it, Peterson?<br> | ||
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'''Customer''': Well, you really should be wearing a name tag so I can thank you properly.<br> | '''Customer''': Well, you really should be wearing a name tag so I can thank you properly.<br> | ||
| − | '''SpongeBob''': (laughs) While it is against my philosophy to disagree with the customer, I must point out that I am in fact wearing a name tag, right here. (points to an empty spot on his shirt where his name tag should be) Huh? (gasps | + | '''SpongeBob''': (laughs) While it is against my philosophy to disagree with the customer, I must point out that I am in fact wearing a name tag, right here. (points to an empty spot on his shirt where his name tag should be) Huh? (gasps over and over after he finds out he's not wearing a name tag. Squidward walks up to him)<br> |
'''Squidward''': Uh, SpongeBob?<br> | '''Squidward''': Uh, SpongeBob?<br> | ||
| − | '''SpongeBob''': Oh, Squidward, it's terrible! It's the most terrible thing that's ever happened to me. I lost my name tag. | + | '''SpongeBob''': Oh, Squidward, it's terrible! It's the most terrible thing that's ever happened to me. I lost my name tag. Forkwa! <br> |
'''Squidward''': SpongeBob, take it easy! I'm sure you can get a new one.<br> | '''Squidward''': SpongeBob, take it easy! I'm sure you can get a new one.<br> | ||
| − | '''SpongeBob''': But I don't want a new one, Squidward. My name tag is out there somewhere. Lost... Hungry... Who will help it? What if someone's using it? (SpongeBob | + | '''SpongeBob''': But I don't want a new one, Squidward. My name tag is out there somewhere. Lost... Hungry... Who will help it? What if someone's using it? (SpongeBob imagine's someone robbing a bank with his name tag on)<br> |
| − | ''' | + | '''Robber''': All right, nobody move! This is a bank robbery! Attica! (cut back to SpongeBob shrieking)<br> |
| − | '''SpongeBob''': I' | + | '''SpongeBob''': I'm innocent, I tell you. (faints then awakens and walks over to Squidward) Squidward, what happened?<br> |
'''Squidward''': Hmm? Oh, you fainted because you lost your name tag or something.<br> | '''Squidward''': Hmm? Oh, you fainted because you lost your name tag or something.<br> | ||
| − | '''SpongeBob''': Huh? (shrieks and gasps | + | '''SpongeBob''': Huh? (shrieks and gasps)<br> |
'''Squidward''': SpongeBob, will you get a hold of yourself? Since when is losing your name tag the end of the world? (Mr. Krabs comes out of his office)<br> | '''Squidward''': SpongeBob, will you get a hold of yourself? Since when is losing your name tag the end of the world? (Mr. Krabs comes out of his office)<br> | ||
| − | '''Mr. Krabs''': Attention, all employees! Just a quick heads-up, boys. There's going to be a surprise uniform inspection in one hour. Anyone who doesn't pass gets the boot! (SpongeBob and Squidward stare at Mr. Krabs, who pulls out a big, black boot) This boot, to be exact. It's very stinky, and you'll have to wear it all day. See you in an hour. (SpongeBob starts gasping | + | '''Mr. Krabs''': Attention, all employees! Just a quick heads-up, boys. There's going to be a surprise uniform inspection in one hour. Anyone who doesn't pass gets the boot! (SpongeBob and Squidward stare at Mr. Krabs, who pulls out a big, black boot) This boot, to be exact. It's very stinky, and you'll have to wear it all day. See you in an hour. (SpongeBob starts gasping again)<br> |
'''Squidward''': SpongeBob, if you really want to find your name tag, just retrace your steps.<br> | '''Squidward''': SpongeBob, if you really want to find your name tag, just retrace your steps.<br> | ||
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'''SpongeBob''': Patrick, this is an emergency! I lost my name tag this morning, and I need to retrace my steps.<br> | '''SpongeBob''': Patrick, this is an emergency! I lost my name tag this morning, and I need to retrace my steps.<br> | ||
| − | '''Patrick''': You lost your name tag? (gasps | + | '''Patrick''': You lost your name tag? (gasps like SpongeBob does. Scene cuts to SpongeBob poking his head out his window and Patrick standing outside his house)<br> |
'''SpongeBob''': Okay, Patrick, you know the plan, right?<br> | '''SpongeBob''': Okay, Patrick, you know the plan, right?<br> | ||
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'''Waitress''': What? (looks down at her name tag) Oh, sweetie, I'm not Betty. I just borrowed her uniform while mine's at the cleaners. | '''Waitress''': What? (looks down at her name tag) Oh, sweetie, I'm not Betty. I just borrowed her uniform while mine's at the cleaners. | ||
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