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==Characters== | ==Characters== | ||
| − | *[[ | + | *[[SpongeBob]] |
| − | *[[ | + | *[[Patrick]] |
| − | *[[ | + | *[[Squidward]] |
| − | *[[ | + | *[[Sandy]] |
| − | *[[ | + | *[[Mr. Krabs]] |
*[[Mermaid Man]] | *[[Mermaid Man]] | ||
| − | *[[Barnacle Boy | + | *[[Barnacle Boy]] |
*[[Dirty Bubble]] | *[[Dirty Bubble]] | ||
| − | *[[ | + | *[[ManRay]] |
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==Dialogue== | ==Dialogue== | ||
| − | + | Narrator: The New Adventures of Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy. In a familiar restaurant, in a familiar part of town, a call goes out in frustration.<br> | |
| − | + | All: Will you hurry up?<br> | |
| − | + | Narrator: A call that would normally be answered by Bikini Bottom's semi-retired champions. (If) they weren't the ones causing the problem.<br> | |
| − | + | Mermaid Man: Let's see...I wanna, no. I wanna, uh, no, uh, hmmm...<br> | |
| − | + | Squidward: Sir, will you please order already? You're holding up the line!<br> | |
| − | + | SpongeBob: (whispering in Mermaid Man's ear) Psst. Hey, Mermaid Man, get a Krabby Patty.<br> | |
| − | + | Mermaid man: I've made my decision.<br> | |
| − | + | Line of Customers: Hooray!<br> | |
| − | + | Mermaid Man: 1 Krabby Patty for me and a Pipsqueak Patty for the boy.<br> | |
| − | + | Barnacle Boy: Now, wait just a darn minute.<br> | |
| − | + | Line of Customers: Awww!<br> | |
| − | + | Barnacle Boy: I don't want a Pipsqueak Patty. I want an adult size Krabby Patty.<br> | |
| − | + | Mermaid Man: The Krabby Patty is too big for you. You'll never finish it.<br> | |
| − | + | Barnacle Boy: Don't you see what you're doing. You're treating me like a child.<br> | |
| − | + | Mr. Krabs: The boys eyes are bigger than his stomach. (laughs)<br> | |
| − | + | Barnacle Boy: And that's another thing. I'm not a boy. I'm so old I got hairs growing out of the wrinkles in my liver spots. (shows a hair popping out)<br> | |
| − | + | Squidward: One Pipsqueak patty and your bib and high chair.<br> | |
| − | + | Barnacle Boy: I'm 68 years old and I want a Krabby Patty!<br> | |
| − | + | Mermaid Man: Your Pipsqueak is getting cold. Shall I feed you?<br> | |
| − | + | Barnacle Boy: Feed this, old man! (slaps the krabby patty out of Mermaid Man's hand) I'm tired of playing second banana to a man who wears a bra! From now on, I want to be called Barnacle Man! And, I'm through protecting citizens that don't respect me!<br> | |
| − | + | SpongeBob: I respect you, Barnacle Man!<br> | |
| − | + | Barnacle Man: That's Barnacle Boy, I mean, man! Ohh...I say if you're not going to give me the respect I want as a hero, then maybe you'll give me respect as a villain. A villain who is...evil.<br> | |
| − | + | SpongeBob: Evil??<br> | |
| − | + | Mr. Krabs, Squidward, Patrick, & Sandy Evil?? (Mr. Krabs slaps MM)<br> | |
| − | + | Mermaid Man: EVIL!!!<br> | |
| − | + | Barnacle Man: I'm crossing over...to the dark side! (points to dark side of Krusty Krab)<br> | |
| − | + | Mr. Krabs: Why should I waste money lighting the whole store? (villain car comes in)<br> | |
| − | + | Dirty Bubble: Did someone say evil?<br> | |
| − | + | SpongeBob: Holy oil spill! It's Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy's arch enemies: ManRay and The Dirty Bubble! (BB gets in villain car)<br> | |
| − | + | Barnacle Man: Nighty night, you old goat!<br> | |
| − | + | Mermaid Man: Nighty-night! (to Squidward) Will you tuck me in?<br> | |
| − | + | Realistic Fish Head: We interrupt your bleak and meaningless lives for this news report. ManRay, The Dirty Bubble, and now, playing for the dark side, Barnacle Boy...<br> | |
| − | + | Barnacle Man: Barnacle Man!<br> | |
| − | + | Realistic Fish Head: ...have been committing a series of crimes in Bikini Bottom. (shows ManRay, The Dirty Bubble, and Barnacle Man ding-dong-ditching)<br> | |
| − | + | Barnacle Man: Shh!<br> | |
| − | + | Citizen: (opens door) I'll get you crazy kids.<br> | |
| − | + | Realistic Fish Head: These three have named their new alliance: Every Villain Is Lemons, also known as E.V.I.L.! What can we do? When will this crime wave end? How will we defeat the evil? Why am I asking (you) all these questions? Mermaid Man, where are you? (Mr. Krabs slaps MM again)<br> | |
| − | + | Mermaid Man: Huh? I'm right here! Don't worry, good citizens! Nothing will stop me from defeating the E.V.I.L.! Nothing! (ice cream truck sounds) Ice cream? I love ice cream! Two scoops of prune with bran sprinkles. Mmm. (MM takes a bite but explodes then E.V.I.L. is shown as ice cream men)<br> | |
| − | + | Barnacle Man: You might as well give up, Mermaid Man, because there are three of us and only one of you. You don't stand a chance.<br> | |
| − | + | SpongeBob: Are you okay, Mermaid Man? Oh, how are you going to beat those three guys all by yourself?<br> | |
| − | + | Mermaid Man: You're right. I give up.<br> | |
| − | + | SpongeBob: You can't give up. What if we help you?<br> | |
| − | + | Mermaid Man: No, no, that's a terrible idea. But what if you help me?<br> | |
| − | + | SpongeBob: Okay!<br> | |
| − | + | Mermaid Man: Who wants to save the world?<br> | |
| − | + | SpongeBob: I do!<br> | |
| − | + | Sandy: I do!<br> | |
| − | + | Patrick: I do!<br> | |
| − | + | Squidward: I don't.<br> | |
| − | + | Mr. Krabs: Oh, yes, you do. No world means no money! Now go save the world or you're fired!<br> | |
| − | + | Mermaid Man: Then it's settled! To the Mermalair!<br> | |
| − | + | SpongeBob: Wow! The Mermalair!<br> | |
| − | + | Mermaid Man: These costumes belonged to the original International Justice League of Super Acquaintances!<br> | |
| − | + | SpongeBob: Wow! The I.J.L.S.A. were the most heroic heroes ever! And you had the best lunch box, too.<br> | |
| − | + | Mermaid Man: Once you put on these costumes, their fantastic powers will become yours.<br> | |
| − | + | Sandy: Wow! I didn't think super powers worked that way.<br> | |
| − | + | Mermaid Man: Sure! Power's all in the costume! Why else would we run around in colored undies?<br> | |
| − | + | Squidward: I can think of three good reasons.<br> | |
| − | + | Narrator: The Quickster...with the ability to run really...quick!<br> | |
| − | + | SpongeBob: Want to see me run to that mountain and back? (doesn’t move) Want to see me do it again?<br> | |
| − | + | Narrator: Captain Magma...get him angry and he's bound to erupt!<br> | |
| − | + | Squidward: Krakatoa! (lava shoots out)<br> | |
| − | + | Narrator: The Elastic Waistband...able to stretch his body into fantastic shapes and forms!<br> | |
| − | + | Patrick: I can finally touch my toes! (stretches his toes over the back of his body and to his hands)<br> | |
| − | + | Narrator: And Miss Appear...now you see her...(disappears)...now you don't.<br> | |
| − | + | Sandy: Does this outfit make me look fat?<br> | |
| − | + | Narrator: The International Justice League of Super Acquaintances! A subsidiary of Viacom.<br> | |
| − | + | Mermaid Man: So, it's settled then. We'll get one cheese pizza, one with pepperoni and mushrooms, and one with olives.<br> | |
| − | + | Chief: Super Acquaintances, we need your help.<br> | |
| − | + | SpongeBob: Holy halibut! it's the chief!<br> | |
| − | + | Chief: Thank you for the introduction, Quickster, but we all know who I am! More importantly, we've found information on the whereabouts of E.V.I.L.<br> | |
| − | + | Patrick: The whoseabouts of what?<br> | |
| − | + | Sandy: You just tell us where they are, Chief, and we'll hog-tie 'em faster than you can say "Salsa Verde".<br> | |
| − | + | Chief: Our sources last found E.V.I.L. harassing teenagers up at "Make Out Reef". You know, Make-Out Reef? (makes out with himself) Whoo hoo hoo!<br> | |
| − | + | SpongeBob: Flopping flounder, Mermaid Man, Make-Out Reef!<br> | |
| − | + | Mermaid Man: Those fiends! Attacking hormonally stressed-out children!<br> | |
| − | + | Squidward: Ah, Make-Out Reef. Good times, good times.<br> | |
| − | + | Mermaid Man: To Make-Out Reef, away!<br> | |
| − | + | Patrick: Does this mean we're not getting pizza?<br> | |
| − | + | John & Nancy: Stop, please!<br> | |
| − | + | E.V.I.L.: John and Nancy, sittin' in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G!<br> | |
| − | + | Dirty Bubble: Oh! Shine the flashlight in that car, ManRay!<br> | |
| − | + | ManRay: Haha, with pleasure! (shines on a guy making out with a pillow)<br> | |
| − | + | Fish: Hey man, that's not cool.<br> | |
| − | + | Mermaid Man: You leave those young lovers alone!<br> | |
| − | + | ManRay: Well if it isn't Milk Maid Man! You've saved us the trouble of tracking you down!<br> | |
| − | + | Mermaid Man: You fiends can't win! You're outnumbered!<br> | |
| − | + | ManRay: You senile bag of fish paste! There are three of us and only one of you!<br> | |
| − | + | SpongeBob: Make that two!<br> | |
| − | + | ManRay: The Quickster!<br> | |
| − | + | Squidward: Three!<br> | |
| − | + | Barnacle Man: Captain Magma!<br> | |
| − | + | Patrick: Four!<br> | |
| − | + | Dirty Bubble: The Elastic Waistband!<br> | |
| − | + | Sandy: Five!<br> | |
| − | + | E.V.I.L.: M-M-Miss Appear!<br> | |
| − | + | Mermaid Man: And me makes ten, I think.<br> | |
| − | + | ManRay: Uh-oh, I don't have a good feeling about this.<br> | |
| − | + | Barnacle Man: Oh, there goes our toy deal.<br> | |
| − | + | Mermaid Man: Super Acquaintances, attack!<br> | |
| − | + | Barnacle Man: Oh no, please, mercy!<br> | |
| − | + | Squidward: Krakatoa! (lava shoots out onto The Quickster)<br> | |
| − | + | SpongeBob: Ah! Ah! Ah! Get it off!<br> | |
| − | + | Patrick: I'll save you, Quickster, ahh! (stretches his arms to try and save Quickster but ends up getting stuck)<br> | |
| − | + | Mermaid Man: I'll cool you off, Quickster, with one of my water balls! (concentrates but throws waterball at Captain Magma)<br> | |
| − | + | Squidward: No, no, I'm Captain Magma! (gets hit)<br> | |
| − | + | Sandy: Well, I guess it's up to me! I'll sneak over...unseen...and catch them by surprise. (a car hits Sandy sending her off the cliff)<br> | |
| − | + | SpongeBob: Get it off! Get it off! (eventually stops but only shown as shoes) Whew...I'm glad that's over!<br> | |
| − | + | Barnacle Man: We did it, we won! This day belongs to E.V.I.L.! You've lost Mermaid Man, and the superhero/super-villain rules say you have to give in to my demands.<br> | |
| − | + | Mermaid Man: Okay, what do you want?<br> | |
| − | + | ManRay: World domination! Tell him we want world domination!<br> | |
| − | + | Dirty Bubble: And make him eat dirt! Hahaha! In addition to the...domination thing.<br> | |
| − | + | Barnacle Man: First, I want to be treated like a superhero, not a sidekick. Second, I want to be called Barnacle Man. And number three...<br> | |
| − | + | ManRay: Come on, world domination!<br> | |
| − | + | Barnacle Man: I want an adult-sized Krabby Patty.<br> | |
| − | + | Dirty Bubble: Did you hear him say anything about eating dirt?<br> | |
| − | + | Barnacle Man: Need a hand, superpal? (both start to get tears in their eyes)<br> | |
| − | + | Mermaid Man: Good to have you back on the side of justice, Kyle. Let's go get you that Krabby Patty!<br> | |
| − | + | ManRay: Was that it? Oh, that's sickening.<br> | |
| − | + | Dirty Bubble: Oh, this reminds me of the time I went to Cancun with the killer shrimp. Oh, they had these papaya drinks...<br> | |
| − | + | ManRay: Oh, Neptune, shut up!<br> | |
| − | + | Mermaid Man: How is that adult-sized Krabby Patty treating you, Barnacle Man?<br> | |
| − | + | Barnacle Man: Actually, it's pretty big. I'm not sure if I can finish the whole thing. (everyone laughs) | |
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