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==Dialogue== | ==Dialogue== | ||
− | '''Johnny:''' The New Adventures of Mermaid Man and | + | '''Johnny:''' The New Adventures of Mermaid Man and Barnacleboy! We join Bikini Bottom's noblest, boldest, oldest superheroes as they bravely prepare for vacation. (both pack their clothes into their bags while "FOLD" and "PACK" come up as they put them in). But wait! While our heroes relax at Leisure Village, who will watch the Mermalair? (Barnacleboy opens the doors, and SpongeBob and Patrick jump in).<br> |
'''SpongeBob:''' ManSponge...<br> | '''SpongeBob:''' ManSponge...<br> | ||
− | '''Patrick''': ...and BoyPatrick | + | '''Patrick''': ...and BoyPatrick<br> |
'''SpongeBob & '''Patrick''':''' Reporting for duty.<br> | '''SpongeBob & '''Patrick''':''' Reporting for duty.<br> | ||
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'''SpongeBob & '''Patrick''':''' Loud and clear, trusted boy companion!<br> | '''SpongeBob & '''Patrick''':''' Loud and clear, trusted boy companion!<br> | ||
− | '''Barnacle Boy:''' Well, great. Here are the keys. (drops key into | + | '''Barnacle Boy:''' Well, great. Here are the keys. (drops key into Spongebob's hand). We'll see you in a week.<br> |
'''Mermaid Man:''' (both run out the door) Up, up, and away.<br> | '''Mermaid Man:''' (both run out the door) Up, up, and away.<br> | ||
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'''Patrick''': Oops. Gotta start again. (Patrick drops package again).<br> | '''Patrick''': Oops. Gotta start again. (Patrick drops package again).<br> | ||
− | '''Man-Ray:''' Ow | + | '''Man-Ray:''' Ow!<br> |
'''Patrick''': Oops!<br> | '''Patrick''': Oops!<br> | ||
− | '''Man-Ray:''' Eh, you butter-fingered pink thing | + | '''Man-Ray:''' Eh, you butter-fingered pink thing. What's in that box anyhow?<br> |
'''Patrick''': My wallets.<br> | '''Patrick''': My wallets.<br> | ||
− | '''Man-Ray:''' Ahh | + | '''Man-Ray:''' Ahh! (grabs Patrick's head and throws him on the ground a lot).<br> |
− | '''Patrick''': No! SpongeBob, tickle him! (SpongeBob pushes the tickle button | + | '''Patrick''': No! SpongeBob, tickle him! (SpongeBob pushes the tickle button, but Man-Ray keeps throwing Patrick around).<br> |
'''Man-Ray:''' It tickles but it's worth it.<br> | '''Man-Ray:''' It tickles but it's worth it.<br> | ||
− | '''SpongeBob:''' Alright, goodness lesson number three. Uhh, let's see. (Patrick, in bandages and a wheelchair, grabs the remote | + | '''SpongeBob:''' Alright, goodness lesson number three. Uhh, let's see. (Patrick, in bandages and a wheelchair, grabs the remote).<br> |
'''Patrick''': I've got one. I'm thinking of a number between 1 and 100. What is it?<br> | '''Patrick''': I've got one. I'm thinking of a number between 1 and 100. What is it?<br> | ||
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'''Patrick''': Wrong! (pushes button).<br> | '''Patrick''': Wrong! (pushes button).<br> | ||
− | '''Man-Ray:''' Haha. Stop. | + | '''Man-Ray:''' Haha. Stop.<br> |
− | '''SpongeBob:''' Hey, Patrick, that's got nothing to do with being good. | + | '''SpongeBob:''' Hey, Patrick, that's got nothing to do with being good.<br> |
− | '''Patrick''': | + | '''Patrick''': Let go of it, SpongeBob.<br> |
'''SpongeBob:''' Pat, we've got to use it only when he's bad.<br> | '''SpongeBob:''' Pat, we've got to use it only when he's bad.<br> | ||
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'''Patrick''': Same thing.<br> | '''Patrick''': Same thing.<br> | ||
− | '''SpongeBob:''' It's graduation day, Man-Ray. This is the key to your future. (unlocks belt) Just look at him, Patrick. The picture of goodness. (Man-Ray grabs the | + | '''SpongeBob:''' It's graduation day, Man-Ray. This is the key to your future. (unlocks belt) Just look at him, Patrick. The picture of goodness. (Man-Ray grabs the glove-zapper off the wall of weapons). Umm, we're not supposed to touch that stuff. We're not supposed to touch that, either. (Man-Ray grabs a bomb and attaches it on the glove-zapper). We are really not supposed to touch those, sir. Good people have no use for weapons like... (Man-Ray zaps them into dust).<br> |
'''Man-Ray:''' (laughs) The only thing I'm good at is being evil. (door opens and he runs). So long, suckers!<br> | '''Man-Ray:''' (laughs) The only thing I'm good at is being evil. (door opens and he runs). So long, suckers!<br> | ||
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'''SpongeBob:''' Not so fast, arch-villain. We still have the Orb of Confusion. (Patrick takes out the Orb of Confusion). Take this! (turns it on and they get all confused.) Doy. Duh.<br> | '''SpongeBob:''' Not so fast, arch-villain. We still have the Orb of Confusion. (Patrick takes out the Orb of Confusion). Take this! (turns it on and they get all confused.) Doy. Duh.<br> | ||
− | '''Man-Ray:''' | + | '''Man-Ray:''' Well, that was easy. (heads to the bank where he kicks in the door). Hahaha. All right, people! Everybody stand right where you are.<br> |
(citizens gasp)<br> | (citizens gasp)<br> | ||
− | '''Man-Ray:''' I want to, uh... (chuckles, so everyone else chuckles, too). No! No! Stop giggling or I'll have to... (chuckles again | + | '''Man-Ray:''' I want to, uh... (chuckles, so everyone else chuckles, too). No! No! Stop giggling or I'll have to... (chuckles again). Stop laughing, you fools.<br> |
'''Bank Lady:''' What can I do for you, sir?<br> | '''Bank Lady:''' What can I do for you, sir?<br> | ||
− | '''Man-Ray:''' What? I'll tell you what you can do. (points glove at the lady) Gimme all of your... (chuckles again) G-g-gimme all of your... (chuckles again) Give me... (chuckles too much) Ahh! The belt is gone, but I still feel its tickle. The urge to do bad is gone. | + | '''Man-Ray:''' What? I'll tell you what you can do. (points glove at the lady) Gimme all of your... (chuckles again) G-g-gimme all of your... (chuckles again) Give me... (chuckles too much) Ahh! The belt is gone, but I still feel its tickle. The urge to do bad is gone. I guess I'll just open a checking account. (Man-Ray returns to turn the Orb of Confusion off).<br> |
'''SpongeBob:''' Duh. Doy. (gasps) Man-Ray!<br> | '''SpongeBob:''' Duh. Doy. (gasps) Man-Ray!<br> | ||
− | '''Man-Ray:''' No need to be alarmed, SpongeBob. Your teachings have transformed me. Besides, I have checks...with little poodles on them! (Man-Ray | + | '''Man-Ray:''' No need to be alarmed, SpongeBob. Your teachings have transformed me. Besides, I have checks...with little poodles on them! (Man-Ray takes his head off and gives it to SpongeBob) I won't be needing this anymore. Farewell, fellow do-gooder. (walks off).<br> |
'''SpongeBob:''' Bye, Man-Ray! Wow. We did it! Just like the real Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy. We saved the day. Isn't it incredible, Patrick? Patrick?<br> | '''SpongeBob:''' Bye, Man-Ray! Wow. We did it! Just like the real Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy. We saved the day. Isn't it incredible, Patrick? Patrick?<br> | ||
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