Episode Transcript: Lockdown for Love

Transcript

• Sandy: Howdy, neighbor. It's your old pal Sandy Cheeks with a true to life tale direct from Bikini Bottom. It's the end of another long day and every critter in town is getting ready to hit the hay.
• Farmer Fish: What!
• Sandy: Even little old Spongebob and Gary are laying down their weary heads.
• Spongebob: Lockwood Today.
• Sandy: Now snails love to sleep but they also like to have their fun. And clever little Gary here is no different. With a dang nifty decoy of place Gary is ready to hit the town. But first things first. That gooey little varmint is mighty hungry. It may not look like much to you and me but this here is four-star dining to a snail. Now Gary never minds running into a friend but old Patrick here don't seem ready to share his meal. Ol' Gary feels as big as a ten-point buck right now but he's about to be reminded that life ain't all fun and games. Especially when animal control is on your tail.
• Marvin: Lockdown Alice!
• Gary: Meow.
• Marvin: Naked?
• Sandy: As much as Gary likes getting one over on the heat he has more important matters to attend to. This here is old Plankton's restauraunt the Chum Bucket. Gary ain't here for fitted though. No one's ever at the Chum Bucket for vittles.
• Gary: Plankton!
• Sandy: That there's Mama Plankton. Plankton's pet amoeba and Gary's best friend.
• Gary: Psst.
• Sandy: Spot's cute but as dumb as a barrel of hair. Gary better think quick or they'll both be busted before their night's ever begun.
• Plankton: Ough!
• Sandy: Ol' Gary and Spot have been sneaking out for ages though their owners are none the wiser. They love playing all sorts of games together but their doggone favorite is wrestling. It's the Krusty Krab kitchen. What a stroke of luck. Gary and Spot must have worked up quite an appetite with all them fun and games. Uh oh. That ice block is locked up tighter than a horse thief in a hoosegow. Oh boy. It's chow time. Whoo-whee! Looks like Gary is cooking up some fun. It may not be pretty but to a critter chow is chow.
• Marvin: Come out come out. Oh there you are. Ha ha. I've got you this time.
• Mr. Krabs: Shopping.
• Marvin: Animal control citizen. I'm hunting an errant snail.
• Mr. Krabs: I don't give a sea fig about snails! You tripped me silent alarm! Just look at this mess! Take that you varmint! Take that!
• Marvin: Ow! Ow! Ow!
• Sandy: Looks like our boys gave Johnny law the slip again.
• Mama Plankton: I like calling
• Mrs. Krabs: Tonight
• Mr. Krabs: Hello Love You
• Mrs. Krabs: Lockdown Today
• Mrs. Puff: What
• Mr. Puff: Eating
• Marvin: Animal Planet
• Mr. Krabs: History
• Sandy: To The Halloween Costume And Spot Have
• Spot: Mama
• Mama Plankton: What?
• Sandy: The Network
• Spongebob: Air The Top
• Marvin: Really