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| − | + | *[[SpongeBob SquarePants]] | |
| + | *[[Patrick Star]] | ||
| + | *[[Mr. Krabs]] | ||
| + | *[[Lou]] | ||
| + | *[[Officer Durado]] | ||
| + | *[[Officer Malley]] | ||
(Open at the Krusty Krab. It’s only a shot of the building. A voice comes on from the television playing inside the K.K.)<br> | (Open at the Krusty Krab. It’s only a shot of the building. A voice comes on from the television playing inside the K.K.)<br> | ||
| − | + | TV Announcer: And now, back to Crustacean Crime Theatre! | |
| − | + | (Cut to shot of B/W TV show with a crustacean sleeping on the ocean floor wearing a traditional crab shell. A bigger crab shows up, laughing menacingly, and steals the little crab’s shell. The little crab wakes up suddenly. The bigger crab runs away.)<br> | |
| − | + | Little Crab: Stop! Thief! | |
| − | (Cut to shot of B/W TV show with a crustacean sleeping on the ocean floor wearing a traditional crab shell | + | |
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(Some policemen show up.)<br> | (Some policemen show up.)<br> | ||
| − | + | Cop #1: Which way did he go?<br> | |
| − | + | Little Crab: (pointing to the direction the thief ran) He went that way!<br> | |
| − | + | (The policemen run after the thief and catch him. Cut to shot of jail bars going down with the crab thief behind it)<br> | |
| − | + | Thief: Curses! Foiled again!<br> | |
| − | + | (Cut to shot of Mr. Krabs, SpongeBob and Patrick watching the television)<br> | |
| − | (The policemen run after the thief and catch him. Cut to shot of jail bars going down with the crab | + | Mr Krabs: What a no-good eel-in-a-kelp that guy was. There ain’t nothing worse than a thief. Thieves need to be locked up forever. They should all be strung up by their gaze (sic?) and forced to breathe air.<br> |
| − | + | Spongebob: But, Mr. Krabs, what about all the stuff you stole?<br> | |
| − | (Cut to shot of Mr. Krabs, SpongeBob and Patrick watching the | + | Mr Krabs: What do you mean?<br> |
| − | + | Spongebob: (points to barrel Mr. Krabs is standing on) Like that barrel. It says property of Salty Sea Farms.<br> | |
| − | + | Mr Krabs: (jumps off of barrel) Oh, that’s where I rent me pickles from.<br> | |
| − | forever. They should all be strung up by their | + | Spongebob: Are you renting the barrel, too?<br> |
| − | + | Mr Krabs: Well, no.<br> | |
| − | + | Spongebob: Then you bought it?<br> | |
| − | + | Mr Krabs: No.<br> | |
| − | + | Spongebob: Then, isn’t that stealing?<br> | |
| − | + | Mr Krabs: Well, I, uhh…<br> | |
| − | + | Patrick: (holds up towel from the “Sizzling Spring Sauna”) What about this towel from the Sizzling Spring Sauna?<br> | |
| − | + | Mr Krabs: Umm…<br> | |
| − | + | Spongebob: (holds up phone)…And this Bikini Bell phone?<br> | |
| − | + | Mr Krabs: Well, I…<br> | |
| − | + | Patrick: (holds up hedge clippers) …And Sandy’s hedge clippers?<br> | |
| − | + | Mr Krabs: Oh, there…<br> | |
| − | + | Spongebob: (holds up mini-lawn mower) …And Plankton’s lawn mower?<br> | |
| − | + | Mr Krabs: Well, he…<br> | |
| − | + | Spongebob: (holds up hair curlers) Even Mrs. Puff’s hair curlers?<br> | |
| − | + | Mr Krabs: (grabs it) That one was a gift! Listen, all that stuff is, uhh, borrowed!<br> | |
| − | + | Spongebob: Borrowed? Well, that’s a relief. I thought you took it without permission.<br> | |
| − | + | Mr Krabs: Ahh, permission’s permission. You can borrow anything you want, anytime, as long as if you give it back before it’s missed. Everyone knows that. Right?<br> | |
| − | + | SpongeBob & Patrick: (raises fist in air) O.k.<br> | |
| − | + | Mr Krabs: All right then! (Hugs them) Hugs! (Shoves them out of the K.K.) You put in a hard day’s work, boys.<br> | |
| − | + | Patrick: But I don’t work here!<br> | |
| − | + | Mr Krabs: See you later! (Takes out Mrs. Puff’s hair curlers) Oh, that was a close one.<br> | |
| − | + | (Bubbles go up as the scene changes to Bikini Bottom Park, where people are frolicking and gamboling around. SpongeBob and Patrick walk around slouching, making them look like idiots’. They talk like one, too.)<br> | |
| − | + | Spongebob: What do you want to do today?<br> | |
| − | + | Patrick: I don’t know. What do you want to do today?<br> | |
| − | + | Spongebob: I don’t know. What do you want to do today?<br> | |
| − | + | Patrick: I don’t know. What do you want to do today?<br> | |
| − | + | Spongebob: I don’t know. What do you want to do today?<br> | |
| − | + | (Patrick stops after seeing a balloon cart)<br> | |
| − | + | Patrick: (gasp) I know what I want to do today! I need some money. (Patrick looks in both his empty pockets, and then decides to look in his belly button. All that is there are some lint, a paper clip and a ticket) Oh, I don’t have any money. (Pleading to SpongeBob) SpongeBob, I want a balloon really, really badly! (His eye veins start growing.) REALLY, REALLY BADLY! (Backs off)<br> | |
| − | + | Spongebob: It’s okay, Patrick. There’s lots of money in the First National Bank of SpongeBob. (Makes a rainbow appear out of nowhere. They jump on the rainbow and travel to the other side, where a black pot can be found. SpongeBob picks it up and turns it over. Nothing.)<br> | |
| − | + | Spongebob: Uh oh, I’m broke, too. Maybe we could borrow money from Squidward?<br> | |
| − | + | Patrick: No, wait! Instead of borrowing the money, why don’t we just borrow the balloon?<br> | |
| − | + | Spongebob: Yeah, like Mr. Krabs!<br> | |
| − | + | Patrick: It’s just borrowing, right?<br> | |
| − | + | Spongebob: Yeah, and borrowing is okay as long as we bring it back, right?<br> | |
| − | + | Patrick: Right!<br> | |
| − | + | (SpongeBob swiftly, but smoothly grabs the balloon while the balloon salesman gives a kid a balloon. They run off to the city to play with it.)<br> | |
| − | + | Patrick: This is SO great!<br> | |
| − | + | Spongebob: We’re going to have so much fun! First we can run with the balloon!<br> | |
| − | + | Patrick: Yeah, then we can go to the beach with the balloon!<br> | |
| − | + | Spongebob: Yeah, then we can take a bike ride with the balloon, then we can go to the movies and the arcade and the ice rink and the pizza shop!<br> | |
| − | + | Patrick: And the moon and the sky and under a car, behind the dumpster!<br> | |
| − | + | Spongebob: And the candy shop!<br> | |
| − | + | Patrick: And then my backyard!<br> | |
| − | it’s missed. Everyone knows that. Right?<br> | + | Spongebob: And in a plane!<br> |
| − | + | Patrick: And over a rock!<br> | |
| − | + | Spongebob: And under a hill!<br> | |
| − | + | Patrick: And with a whale!<br> | |
| − | + | Both: We love borrowing!<br> | |
| − | + | (The balloon pops. Both look flabbergasted and sullen.)<br> | |
| − | + | Spongebob: It popped?<br> | |
| − | + | (Both take another look, still quiet. They realize that it popped and start screaming.)<br> | |
| − | + | Patrick: How are we going to return it now, SpongeBob?<br> | |
| − | + | Spongebob: (On the ground, picking up the balloon shards) I got the pieces!<br> | |
| − | (Bubbles go up as the scene changes to Bikini Bottom Park, where people are frolicking and gamboling around. SpongeBob | + | Patrick: (put his hands in the, umm, “air”) I got the air!<br> |
| − | and Patrick walk around slouching, making them look like idiots’. They talk like one, too.)<br> | + | (The two hectically try to put the two components back together, but can’t.)<br> |
| − | + | Spongebob: We popped the balloon! We can’t return it! We’re thieves! We have to confess.<br> | |
| − | + | Patrick: Confess? Are you out of your mind? Do you have any idea what they do to people like us? We’re not talking about some dumb mail fraud scheme or a hijacking here, WE STOLE A BALLOON! And they’re going to lock us up forever.<br> | |
| − | + | Spongebob: (covering Patrick’s mouth so no one can hear him) You’re right, we’ve just got to keep our heads. Act normal. | |
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(A crowd gathers around admiring the show)<br> | (A crowd gathers around admiring the show)<br> | ||
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(They scream and run away. The salesman looks confused)<br> | (They scream and run away. The salesman looks confused)<br> | ||
| − | + | Lou: Hey! Don’t you want a free balloon? It’s National Free Balloon Day!<br> | |
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(Cut to SpongeBob and Patrick running)<br> | (Cut to SpongeBob and Patrick running)<br> | ||
| − | + | Patrick: He’s onto us!<br> | |
| − | + | Spongebob: It’s not safe for Bikini Bottom anymore. We’ve got to move fast and cover our tracks.<br> | |
| − | + | Patrick: (running while carrying a can of red paint and making a line of red paint on the sand) I’m on it, SpongeBob!<br> | |
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(Cut to the top of a cliff outside of Bikini Bottom. SpongeBob and Patrick are looking at the whole B.B. saddened)<br> | (Cut to the top of a cliff outside of Bikini Bottom. SpongeBob and Patrick are looking at the whole B.B. saddened)<br> | ||
| − | + | Spongebob: Take a last look Patrick. We can never go back.<br> | |
| − | + | Patrick: (waving) Good-bye Bikini Bottom.<br> | |
| − | + | Spongebob: (picking up hobo stick) We’ve only got ourselves and what we can carry on our backs.<br> | |
| − | + | Patrick: (Picks up stick with the cloth wrapped around his rock house) Yeah.<br> | |
| − | + | Spongebob: We’re going to have to travel lighter.<br> | |
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(They walk off into the sunset. Cut to next scene. SpongeBob and Patrick are sitting next to a burning fire)<br> | (They walk off into the sunset. Cut to next scene. SpongeBob and Patrick are sitting next to a burning fire)<br> | ||
| − | + | Patrick: I want to go home.<br> | |
| − | + | Spongebob: We can never go home, Pat; We’re wanted men. We’ll spend the rest of our lives running…running, but at least it’s warmer on the fire.<br> | |
| − | + | Patrick: Hey, if we’re underwater, how could there be a…<br> | |
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| − | + | Patrick: I’m scared, SpongeBob.<br> | |
| − | + | Spongebob: No more nice, warm beds.<br> | |
| − | + | Patrick: Uhh!<br> | |
| − | + | Spongebob: (saddened) No more Krabby Patties. No more getting mail. No more Gary. No more movies. No more Squidward. No more Sandy or Pearl or Mr. Krabs. No more anything. (Throws away the long list, he’s reading from)<br> | |
| − | + | Patrick: (crying) I want ice cream!<br> | |
| − | + | Spongebob: (sniffling) But it doesn’t have to be all bad, right? I mean, at least we have each other.<br> | |
| − | + | Patrick: (losing sadness) Yeah!<br> | |
| − | + | Spongebob: And all that running is good for your buns and thighs, right?<br> | |
| − | + | (A picture of a strong, muscular German man shows up. He is wearing nothing but flower-styled shorts.)<br> | |
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| − | + | Patrick: And the bitter cold, it’s bracing, isn’t it?<br> | |
| − | + | Spongebob: (looking like a cubic snowman) Yeah! Maybe being a felon could be…(breaks out of snowman) …fun! (Loosening tie) We can loosen our ties.<br> | |
| − | + | Patrick: Yeah! (Unloosens tie from his head. The tie was wrapped tightly on his temple. The air bubble stuck in there deflates. Patrick jumps, waving his hands) And we can fly!<br> | |
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(SpongeBob jumps too close to the edge of the cliff and falls screaming and hit’s the ground with a thud)<br> | (SpongeBob jumps too close to the edge of the cliff and falls screaming and hit’s the ground with a thud)<br> | ||
| − | + | Spongebob: (echoing from the bottom) Okay, we can’t still do that. (Coming back to Patrick) But we don’t have to shave.<br> | |
| − | + | Patrick: I’m way ahead of you buddy (shows SpongeBob his hairy legs)<br> | |
| − | shave.<br> | + | Spongebob: And you get to talk tough! (Transforming his head into a 10-gallon hat, imitating a cowboy) This town ain’t big enough for the two of us.<br> |
| − | + | Patrick: Uh, let me try: Uh…hey poke. (Laughing at himself)<br> | |
| − | + | Spongebob: And the best part is: now that we’re felons, we don’t have to return anything we borrowed!<br> | |
| − | + | Both: (jumping for joy) Yeah!<br> | |
| − | + | Patrick: (points to SpongeBob) And we owe it all to you.<br> | |
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| − | + | Patrick: Doh, I’m nothing but a lot of talk, you’re the one with the sticky fingers.<br> | |
| − | + | Spongebob: Ahh, Patrick, you’re the best bad influence ever.<br> | |
| − | + | Patrick: You, too! (Hugs) I wish we had something to eat, though.<br> | |
| − | + | Spongebob: (taking two chocolate bars out of his pants) Look what I’ve got!<br> | |
| − | + | Patrick: (cheering) Rectangles!<br> | |
| − | + | Spongebob: Not just any rectangles…Candy bars. (Patrick stares at it, amazed)<br> | |
| − | + | Patrick: Ohh!<br> | |
| − | + | Spongebob: All we have to do is make them last for the rest of our lives. (Gives one to Patrick)<br> | |
| − | + | Patrick: Thanks SpongeBob. (Stupidly) I think I’ll eat one now. (Takes big bite of the still-wrapped chocolate bar, finishes the rest and then sighs) I think I’ll eat it now. (Takes another big bite, but realizes it’s just his hand) Oww! Where’d my candy bar go? (Starts digging in sand) I must have dropped it.<br> | |
| − | + | Spongebob: You just ate it, Pat. It’s all over your face.<br> | |
| − | + | Patrick: (still looking) Where’d it go? I’m going to starve. (Digs a big hole) Where’d it go?<br> | |
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| − | + | Patrick: I can’t find it! Where could it possibly be? (Looks up and sees SpongeBob with his candy bar) Ah hah!<br> | |
| − | + | Spongebob: What?<br> | |
| − | + | Patrick: (jumps out of the hole, points at SpongeBob) You stole my candy bar!<br> | |
| − | + | Spongebob: No, I didn’t.<br> | |
| − | + | Patrick: Oh, so that’s how it is, huh? Once a thief always a thief.<br> | |
| − | + | Spongebob: You ate yours’, (points to his candy bar) this is mine.<br> | |
| − | + | Patrick: You took my only food, (camera pans down to show Patrick’s stomach blasting with cellulite) now I’m going to starve.<br> | |
| − | + | Spongebob: (nicely) Here Patrick, just take half of mine.<br> | |
| − | + | Patrick: Yours? You mean mine.<br> | |
| − | + | Spongebob: Do you want it or what?<br> | |
| − | + | Patrick: I don’t want it unless you admit you took it.<br> | |
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| − | + | Patrick: Liar, liar, plants for hire.<br> | |
| − | + | Spongebob: It’s “pants on fire”, Patrick.<br> | |
| − | + | Patrick: Well, you would know, liar.<br> | |
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| − | + | Patrick: Don’t!<br> | |
| − | + | ( SpongeBob moves his tongue closer, barely touching the bar.)<br> | |
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(SpongeBob licks the bar all around while Patrick screams. Then SpongeBob eats the bar.)<br> | (SpongeBob licks the bar all around while Patrick screams. Then SpongeBob eats the bar.)<br> | ||
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| − | + | Spongebob: Did I, Patrick, did I? Or did your criminal mind hypnotize me to steal it?<br> | |
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(Patrick stomps his foot down on the firewood. The fire lights up again. Patrick screams.)<br> | (Patrick stomps his foot down on the firewood. The fire lights up again. Patrick screams.)<br> | ||
| − | + | Patrick: First the balloon, now my candy bar. You’re out of control. I… (menacingly) I’m telling on you!<br> | |
| − | + | Spongebob: (gasps) Not if I tell on you first! (runs away, toward the direction of the B.B. police department)<br> | |
| − | + | Patrick: I’ll beat you there. (runs)<br> | |
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(The two are in a daftly race to the police department)<br> | (The two are in a daftly race to the police department)<br> | ||
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| − | + | Patrick: No, you are!<br> | |
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(The two finally reach the B.B.P.D. gasping. They going inside and all start to talk at once.)<br> | (The two finally reach the B.B.P.D. gasping. They going inside and all start to talk at once.)<br> | ||
| − | + | Officer Durado: What can I do for you boys?<br> | |
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Both: (they look at each other) We stole a balloon! (they start crying)<br> | Both: (they look at each other) We stole a balloon! (they start crying)<br> | ||
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(the policeman looks at them, confused. The second policeman comes up)<br> | (the policeman looks at them, confused. The second policeman comes up)<br> | ||
| − | + | Officer Malley: What’s the problem here?<br> | |
| − | + | Officer Durado: Well, it appears these two stole a balloon.<br> | |
| − | + | Spongebob: (still crying) What are you going to do to us?<br> | |
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(The policemen, uh, policefish whisper to each other)<br> | (The policemen, uh, policefish whisper to each other)<br> | ||
| − | + | Officer Duraldo: Okay, follow me.<br> | |
| − | + | (The two are taking into cell 1B and the door is shut on them.) If you can’t do the time, don’t do the crime. (pauses for a few) Okay, time’s up. (opens cell) Now, get out.<br> | |
| − | + | Spongebob: (confused) But…We stole a balloon.<br> | |
| − | (The two are taking into cell | + | Policeman Malley: Yeah, on Free Balloon Day! (laughs with comrade)<br> |
| − | a few) Okay, time’s up. (opens cell) Now, get out.<br> | + | (SpongeBob and Patrick are dumbfounded. Cut to scene: Outside of the BBPD.)<br> |
| − | + | Policeman Durado: (brings out lollipops) How about some lollipops for the roads, boys?<br> | |
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(They take them)<br> | (They take them)<br> | ||
| + | Spongebob: Let’s vow not to borrow anything without permission again.<br> | ||
| + | Patrick: You said it.<br> | ||
| + | (They put both their lollipops together, but Patrick’s is already eaten. Patrick’s mouth is covered with some lollipop residue.)<br> | ||
| + | Patrick: All right! Which one of you flatfoots stole my lollipop? (Everyone starts laughing.)<br> | ||
| + | Patrick: I mean it! | ||
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