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(Squidward smells himself.)<br> | (Squidward smells himself.)<br> | ||
'''Squidward:''' Ahhh... Lilac.<br> | '''Squidward:''' Ahhh... Lilac.<br> | ||
− | '''Mr. Krabs:''' It’s money that paid for all them renovations we did. (We see the Krusty Krab in bandages.) Oh, nothing in all the seven seas could matter more! Not even that (Something catches his eye.) | + | '''Mr. Krabs:''' It’s money that paid for all them renovations we did. (We see the Krusty Krab in bandages.) Oh, nothing in all the seven seas could matter more! Not even that(Something catches his eye.)scrumptious curvy cutie.<br> |
'''SpongeBob:''' I see her, Mr. Krabs. A Krabby Patty with cheese. The classic.<br> | '''SpongeBob:''' I see her, Mr. Krabs. A Krabby Patty with cheese. The classic.<br> | ||
'''Mr. Krabs:''' Not the sandwich, boy! The curvy cutie holding the sandwich.<br> | '''Mr. Krabs:''' Not the sandwich, boy! The curvy cutie holding the sandwich.<br> | ||
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'''SpongeBob:''' Hey, I know. Why don’t I take you over and introduce you?<br> | '''SpongeBob:''' Hey, I know. Why don’t I take you over and introduce you?<br> | ||
'''Mr. Krabs:''' Oh, no! No! No, I’m too old, boy - too hard-shelled for love. Besides, I ain't properly dressed!<br> | '''Mr. Krabs:''' Oh, no! No! No, I’m too old, boy - too hard-shelled for love. Besides, I ain't properly dressed!<br> | ||
− | '''SpongeBob:''' Oh, come on, Mr. Krabs | + | '''SpongeBob:''' Oh, come on, Mr. Krabs, you look great! (We see his clothes have grease stains, his pocket is inside-out with mud coloring it, and his fly is down.) You wait here while I go break the ice!<br> |
'''Mr. Krabs:''' SpongeBob, no, wait! I’m too nervous! Ooohhh...<br> | '''Mr. Krabs:''' SpongeBob, no, wait! I’m too nervous! Ooohhh...<br> | ||
(At Mrs. Puff's table...)<br> | (At Mrs. Puff's table...)<br> | ||
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'''Mr. Krabs:''' Who's that?<br> | '''Mr. Krabs:''' Who's that?<br> | ||
'''SpongeBob:''' Mrs. Puff.<br> | '''SpongeBob:''' Mrs. Puff.<br> | ||
− | '''Mr. Krabs:''' Oh, yeah. Well, wish me luck, lad | + | '''Mr. Krabs:''' Oh, yeah. Well, wish me luck, lad.<br> |
(Cut to "Fancy!", a restaurant which is a ship in a glass bottle. We see Krabs and Puff there.)<br> | (Cut to "Fancy!", a restaurant which is a ship in a glass bottle. We see Krabs and Puff there.)<br> | ||
'''Mrs. Puff:''' Oh, Mr. Krabs, this dinner has been so wonderful. The coral was cooked to perfection. (Laughs) I don’t think I could eat another bite.<br> | '''Mrs. Puff:''' Oh, Mr. Krabs, this dinner has been so wonderful. The coral was cooked to perfection. (Laughs) I don’t think I could eat another bite.<br> | ||
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(Sighs as the waiter approaches him again.)<br> | (Sighs as the waiter approaches him again.)<br> | ||
'''Waiter:''' Your bill, sir.<br> | '''Waiter:''' Your bill, sir.<br> | ||
− | '''Mr. Krabs:''' Huh? What! | + | '''Mr. Krabs:''' Huh? What! ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS!?! Well, this can’t possibly be correct.<br> |
− | '''Waiter:''' Oh, my mistake, sir. Thank you for pointing that out. (Hands him a different bill.) | + | '''Waiter:''' Oh, my mistake, sir. Thank you for pointing that out. (Hands him a different bill.) THIS is your bill.<br> |
− | + | '''Mr. Krabs:''' AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH! (The glass on the glass bottle crash. Back at Mr. Krabs' house, SpongeBob is watching Mr. Krabs sob on the floor.)<br> | |
'''SpongeBob:''' I don’t understand, Mr. Krabs. How can you spend $100,000 in one night?<br> | '''SpongeBob:''' I don’t understand, Mr. Krabs. How can you spend $100,000 in one night?<br> | ||
− | '''Mr. Krabs:''' Oh, SpongeBob | + | '''Mr. Krabs:''' Oh, SpongeBob, I couldn’t help but spend every cent I had on her. I couldn’t control myself.<br> |
'''SpongeBob:''' What are you going to do?<br> | '''SpongeBob:''' What are you going to do?<br> | ||
'''Mr. Krabs:''' I don’t know, boy! I’ve got another date tomorrow! I’m caught in the middle of me two greatest loves! Sweet Mrs. Puff, and the rest of me money! (sobs loudly)<br> | '''Mr. Krabs:''' I don’t know, boy! I’ve got another date tomorrow! I’m caught in the middle of me two greatest loves! Sweet Mrs. Puff, and the rest of me money! (sobs loudly)<br> | ||
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'''Mr. Krabs:''' Buy, buy, buy! Spend, spend, spend! Is that all you can think about?!<br> | '''Mr. Krabs:''' Buy, buy, buy! Spend, spend, spend! Is that all you can think about?!<br> | ||
'''Mrs. Puff:''' Oh, Eugene!<br> | '''Mrs. Puff:''' Oh, Eugene!<br> | ||
− | ( | + | (Krabs presents the box to Puff.)<br> |
'''Mr. Krabs:''' Here’s those chocolates I bought for ya! What are we doing today, Mrs. Puff? Dinner? Dancing? A trip to the moon?<br> | '''Mr. Krabs:''' Here’s those chocolates I bought for ya! What are we doing today, Mrs. Puff? Dinner? Dancing? A trip to the moon?<br> | ||
'''SpongeBob:''' Mr. Krabs! We’re just going for a walk in the park, remember?<br> | '''SpongeBob:''' Mr. Krabs! We’re just going for a walk in the park, remember?<br> | ||
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'''Mr. Krabs:''' There’s no time for suggestions! Go buy a hat!<br> | '''Mr. Krabs:''' There’s no time for suggestions! Go buy a hat!<br> | ||
'''SpongeBob:''' But...<br> | '''SpongeBob:''' But...<br> | ||
− | '''Mr. Krabs:''' Today! Don’t worry, Mrs. Puff! I’ll | + | '''Mr. Krabs:''' Today! Don’t worry, Mrs. Puff! I’ll save you!<br> |
(Places a barrel on Mrs. Puff's head. As SpongeBob comes back from the store.)<br> | (Places a barrel on Mrs. Puff's head. As SpongeBob comes back from the store.)<br> | ||
'''Mr. Krabs:''' SpongeBob, hurry!<br> | '''Mr. Krabs:''' SpongeBob, hurry!<br> | ||
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'''Narrator:''' A few moments later...<br> | '''Narrator:''' A few moments later...<br> | ||
(Krabs is happy and hearts float in the background.)<br> | (Krabs is happy and hearts float in the background.)<br> | ||
− | '''Mr. Krabs:''' SpongeBob | + | '''Mr. Krabs:''' SpongeBob, Mrs. Puff needs a new fur coat!<br> |
(After SpongeBob buys one, Krabs is mad and flaming dollars float in the background.)<br> | (After SpongeBob buys one, Krabs is mad and flaming dollars float in the background.)<br> | ||
'''Mr. Krabs:''' You’re spending all me money! (Happily) Puffy needs a new pair of shoes.<br> | '''Mr. Krabs:''' You’re spending all me money! (Happily) Puffy needs a new pair of shoes.<br> | ||
(SpongeBob gets them.)<br> | (SpongeBob gets them.)<br> | ||
− | '''Mr. Krabs:''' (Angrily...) You’re breaking me, boy! (Happily) She needs fine jewelry | + | '''Mr. Krabs:''' (Angrily...) You’re breaking me, boy! (Happily) She needs fine jewelry. (SpongeBob gets them, but...) Not THAT fine!<br> |
(We see SpongeBob running to and from stores, and Krabs keeps yelling his name, alternating happy and angry.)<br> | (We see SpongeBob running to and from stores, and Krabs keeps yelling his name, alternating happy and angry.)<br> | ||
'''Mr. Krabs:''' SpongeBob! (SpongeBob grabs an umbrella) SpongeBob! SpongeBob! (SpongeBob rides a bicycle) SpongeBob! SpongeBob! (SpongeBob grabs a surfboard, then in rapid succession, a grandfather clock, a barbell made of anchors, a television, and too many others to count) SpongeBob! SpongeBob! SpongeBob! SpongeBob! SpongeBob! SpongeBob! SpongeBob! SpongeBob! SpongeBob! SpongeBob! SpongeBob! SpongeBob! (By this time, SpongeBob is too tired to move) (happy) SpongeBob, I’m glad I caught you! I want you to buy Mrs. Puff...<br> | '''Mr. Krabs:''' SpongeBob! (SpongeBob grabs an umbrella) SpongeBob! SpongeBob! (SpongeBob rides a bicycle) SpongeBob! SpongeBob! (SpongeBob grabs a surfboard, then in rapid succession, a grandfather clock, a barbell made of anchors, a television, and too many others to count) SpongeBob! SpongeBob! SpongeBob! SpongeBob! SpongeBob! SpongeBob! SpongeBob! SpongeBob! SpongeBob! SpongeBob! SpongeBob! SpongeBob! (By this time, SpongeBob is too tired to move) (happy) SpongeBob, I’m glad I caught you! I want you to buy Mrs. Puff...<br> | ||
− | '''SpongeBob:''' (interrupts) WAIT! Don’t tell me | + | '''SpongeBob:''' (interrupts) WAIT! Don’t tell me! You want me to run down to the store and buy Mrs. Puff something she doesn’t need - (imitates running) then you want me to run back here so you can say... (stretches his eyes over his head and imitates Mr. Krabs) “Arrgh, SpongeBob! You’re spending all me money!” And then, I’ll say, “But Mr. Krabs, I’m only doing what you said!” Then you’ll say, “We’re not talking about this..." (Makes the triangle) ..."Or this"... (Makes the square) ..."we’re talking about this!"<br> |
+ | (SpongeBob makes a dotted line all over the screen, then pants in exhaustion)<br> | ||
'''Mr. Krabs:''' But, lad, this time’s different! Mrs. Puff needs this!<br> | '''Mr. Krabs:''' But, lad, this time’s different! Mrs. Puff needs this!<br> | ||
(Cut to Mrs. Puff who has many unneeded, expensive items surrounding her.)<br> | (Cut to Mrs. Puff who has many unneeded, expensive items surrounding her.)<br> | ||
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'''SpongeBob:''' See?! You just did it again!<br> | '''SpongeBob:''' See?! You just did it again!<br> | ||
'''Mr. Krabs:''' Lad, I can’t help it if you’re loose with other people’s money. (Looks at the washing machine) Do you think Mrs. Puff will need a dryer to go along with that?<br> | '''Mr. Krabs:''' Lad, I can’t help it if you’re loose with other people’s money. (Looks at the washing machine) Do you think Mrs. Puff will need a dryer to go along with that?<br> | ||
− | '''SpongeBob:''' Well, Mr. Krabs... Do you want to know what I think? (SpongeBob starts screaming gibberish, and it | + | '''SpongeBob:''' Well, Mr. Krabs... Do you want to know what I think? Uuuuhhhh... (SpongeBob starts screaming gibberish, and it sounds like he is saying the F word. During this, Mrs. Puff looks up the words SpongeBob says in a dictionary and blushes. The following is decipherable during this:) Mr. Krabs... wallet... said... Mr. Krabs' wallet!<br> |
(SpongeBob angrily storms home to his pineapple, and Mr. Krabs’ mouth is agape.)<br> | (SpongeBob angrily storms home to his pineapple, and Mr. Krabs’ mouth is agape.)<br> | ||
'''Mrs. Puff:''' I didn’t know SpongeBob had such a colorful vocabulary. Actually, there’s something I’d like to say too, Mr. Krabs. (Takes off her fur coat, shoes and hat.) I’m afraid I don’t feel comfortable accepting all these gifts. I’d rather go Dutch, if you don’t mind.<br> | '''Mrs. Puff:''' I didn’t know SpongeBob had such a colorful vocabulary. Actually, there’s something I’d like to say too, Mr. Krabs. (Takes off her fur coat, shoes and hat.) I’m afraid I don’t feel comfortable accepting all these gifts. I’d rather go Dutch, if you don’t mind.<br> |