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| − | [[de:Episodenmitschrift: Die Krossen Knochenbrecher]]
| + | Perch Perkins: Perch Perkins here and coming to you live from the bikini bottom wrestling royal rumble free for all. [mr. krabs comes up] |
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| + | Mr.krabs: free?!?!?! gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme. uhh... what do I get? |
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| + | Perch perkins: heh heh well what you get is the most anticipated event of the wrestling season. [shows tough guys lined up] |
| − | !Back Episode Transcript
| + | hundreds of wrestlers from around the world face off against the heavy weight champs..... [shows the heavy weight champs] |
| − | !Next Episode Transcript
| + | Heavy weight champs: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!! [one puches other one in the stomach and other one rips the other champ in half and crowd is shocked] aaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!! [both together] |
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| + | Perch perkins: anyone who can defeat these giants will earn the championship title [mr.krabs yawns] |
| − | |align="center"| [[Episode Transcript: Choir Boys|Choir Boys]]
| + | Mr. krabs: big deal. |
| − | |align="center"| [[Episode Transcript: The Card|The Card]]
| + | Perch perkins: and the million dollar cash prize. |
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| + | Mr. krabs: million dollars cash prize!!!!!!! [mr.krabs rips off his shirt] ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!! [then runs toward the stage and sees that everyone is getting beaten up on the stage] money money money money money..... money....money...money [ambulance comes and takes out the people in a ball] ohhhhhh. [mr. krabs quivers, looks upon the stage] |
| − | | + | Person: My leg! my leg. |
| − | Episode Article: [[Krusty Krushers (Episode)|Krusty Krushers]]
| + | mr.krabs I'll have to suffer through of what I witnessed today. except mabye..... [spongebob and patrick walk on the stage and they both laugh] |
| − | | + | Spongebob: where are you taking us mr. krabs? [they still laugh] |
| − | ==Characters==
| + | mr. krabs: now go get them. |
| − | *[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]
| + | Spongebob: what do you think the surprise is patrick? |
| − | *[[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]]
| + | Patrick: I dont know. what do you think it is. |
| − | *[[Patrick Star|Patrick]]
| + | Spongebob: I dont know what it is! [they both get hit by the wrestlers] ohhh. whatever it is, its really big. |
| − | *[[Perch Perkins]]
| + | Patrick: And hairy. [pops out from one of the wrestlers chest hair] |
| − | *[[Reg]]
| + | Wrestler: [breaths on spongebob and coughs every time he gets blown on] |
| − | *[[Fred]]
| + | Spongebob: And it smells angry. |
| − | *[[Tina]]
| + | Patrick: Is it time to look yet? |
| − | | + | Spongebob: You pick first. |
| − | ==Dialogue==
| + | Patrick: No you pick first. [wrestler squeezes spongebob until his eyeballs pop out and see the wrestlers and does same to patrick] |
| − | '''Perch Perkins:''' Perch Perkins here and coming to you live from the Bikini Bottom Wrestling Royal Rumble Free for All. (Mr. Krabs comes up)
| + | Both: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! [gets out of wrestlers hand and runs behind mr. krabs] |
| − | | + | Spongebob: Hey who are those guys mr. krabs? They look like they wanna hurt us. |
| − | '''Mr. Krabs:''' Free?! Gimme, gimme, gimme! (runs around, holding out and pinching his claws) Gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme! (becomes aware that there is no money in the building) Gimme. Gimme? Gimme? (goes back to Perch) Uhh... what do I get?
| + | Mr. krabs: What? Those 2? ahhhhhh. There harmless. Its all just part of the act. |
| − | | + | Spongebob: The act? |
| − | '''Perch Perkins:''' Heh, heh. Well, what you get is the most anticipated event of the wrestling season. (shows tough guys lined up) Hundreds of wrestlers from around the world face off against the heavyweight champs. (shows the heavyweight champs. Both roar. Wrestler #1 punches Wrestler #2 in the stomach repeatedly and Wrestler #2 rips Wrestler #1 in half using his knee and crowd is shocked. Wrestler #2 roars and throws the 2 pieces of Wrestler #1 onto the ring floor. Wrestler #1 gets up, looking unharmed. Both roar again, then slowly breathe in and out) Anyone who can defeat these giants will earn the championship title...
| + | Mr. krabs: Of course. There just pretending. |
| − | | + | Patrick: Pretending? |
| − | '''Mr. Krabs:''' (yawns) Big deal.
| + | Both: We like pretending! |
| − | | + | Mr. krabs: [laughs] Don't we all? |
| − | '''Perch Perkins:''' ...and the million dollar cash prize. (the wrestlers are next to a green bag with a dollar sign on it. Wrestler #2 has his foot on it)
| + | Patrick: can we wear costumes?!?!?! |
| − | | + | Mr. krabs: ehhh..... sure. |
| − | '''Mr. Krabs:''' Million... dollars... cash... prize?! (rips off his shirt and screams then goes to back of line) Gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme! (the fight bell rings and a man detaches the red rope holding the line of contestants back only to get stomped on as they run towards the arena) Money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money! (the line crashes into the wrestlers) Money, money... (hears contestants getting beaten up by the wrestlers; nervously) Money...money...money. (stops as the rest of the line advances) Money? (a medical crew comes and takes out the people in a ball) Ohhhhhh. (quivers and looks upon the stage. A pile of contestants is on the ring floor as Wrestlers #1 and #2 slowly breathe in and out again)
| + | Patrick: Hey spongebob how do I look? |
| − | | + | Spongebob: Wow. Looks like those iron bun workout videos are really paying off.[shows patrick at home doing his bun workouts] |
| − | '''Person:''' My leg! My leg. (a janitor sweeps the pile from the ring)
| + | Patrick: I can even do it in my sleep. |
| − | | + | Spongebob: Wow! Can we have cool nicknames too? |
| − | '''Mr. Krabs:''' No living soul should have to suffer through what I've witnessed here today. Except maybe... (later, SpongeBob and Patrick run to the stage blindfolded and excited and they both laugh. Mr. Krabs guides them with a leash)
| + | Mr. krabs: ohhhhhh fine. your the uh short order boy and he's the uhh pink patty. |
| − | | + | Spongebob: And together we are........ |
| − | '''SpongeBob:''' Where are you taking us, Mr. Krabs?
| + | Mr. krabs: The krusty krushers. Now go out there and wrestle me up a million dollars!!! [they both go against the ropes and bounce off] |
| − | | + | Both: [they laugh] |
| − | '''Patrick:''' (at the same time) Where, where? (they continue to laugh. Mr. Krabs releases the leash)
| + | Spongebob: This is going to be so fun. yeah! |
| − | | + | Patrick: whoo! |
| − | '''Mr. Krabs:''' Now go get them!
| + | Spongebob: Yeah! |
| − | | + | Patrick: whoo! |
| − | '''SpongeBob:''' What do you think the surprise is, Patrick?
| + | Spongebob: yeah! |
| − | | + | Patrick: whoo! |
| − | '''Patrick:''' I don't know. What do you think it is?
| + | Spongebob: yeah! |
| − | | + | Patrick: whoo! |
| − | '''SpongeBob:''' I don't know. What do you... (they both run into the wrestlers) Ohhh. Whatever it is, it's really big.
| + | Spongebob: okay where ready. |
| − | | + | Announcer: Huh? oh yeah. al, send the mike down. We got fresh meat. |
| − | '''Patrick:''' (pops out from Wrestler #2's chest hair) And hairy.
| + | Spongebob: Actually where here to fake wrestle. |
| − | | + | Patrick: And to pretend wrestle. |
| − | '''Wrestler #2:''' (picks up and breathes on SpongeBob who coughs every time he gets blown on)
| + | Announcer: Whatever. [clears his voice] In this corner we have the challengers. The krusty krushers! [they both get a krabby patty and they chew it like there tough. spongebob burps after he bites it. |
| − | | + | Spongebob: ohhh. Excuse me. |
| − | '''SpongeBob:''' And it smells angry.
| + | Mr. krabs: you can do it!!!!! |
| − | | + | Announcer: and on the opposite side of the ring, we have the undefeated champions. [shows one wrestler lifting up a barbell then the other wrestler crushes the barbell and puts it in a krabby patty and eats it then burps at the other until his skin rips apart] |
| − | '''Patrick:''' Is it time to look yet?
| + | Spongebob and Patrick: Happy buns, happy buns, happy buns [2 wrestlers go over them] |
| − | | + | Spongebob: Did it just get dark in here? |
| − | '''SpongeBob:''' You peek first.
| + | Patrick: Dark?!?!?!?! I'm afraid of the dark. |
| − | | + | Spongebob: Now dont be afraid. Its just them. |
| − | '''Patrick:''' No, you peek first. (Wrestlers #1 and #2 grin at each other. Wrestler #2 squeezes SpongeBob until his eyeballs pop out and see the wrestlers and Wrestler #1 does the same to Patrick. Their blindfolds are now their headbands for the rest of the episode. Both scream and get out of the wrestlers' hands and run behind Mr. Krabs)
| + | Patrick: oh right its just those guys where gonna wrestle. Hello fello competeters. [wrestler screams so loud that they fall to the ground] |
| − | | + | Patrick: What was that? |
| − | '''SpongeBob:''' Hey, who are those guys, Mr. Krabs? They look like they wanna hurt us.
| + | Spongebob: Thats wrestilies for your dead meat. |
| − | | + | Patrick: I dont get it. [wrestler picks up both of them and throws them] |
| − | '''Mr. Krabs:''' What? Those two? Ah, they're harmless. It's all just part of the act.
| + | Spongebob: Hey look patrick its mr. krabs cheering us on. [they hit the other wrestler then they fall in a bucket] Whoow. |
| − | | + | Patrick: Hey spongebob. |
| − | '''SpongeBob:''' The act?
| + | Spongebob: Hey patrick. look patrick its a fist. |
| − | | + | Patrick: A fist where? ohhh yeah thats definatly a..... [they both get punched more and more until they turn to liquid. one wresler gargles spongebob and patrick and spits it out in the drain. mr. krabs uses a plunger to get them out. |
| − | '''Mr. Krabs:''' Of course. They're just pretending.
| + | Both: yeahhhhhh! |
| − | | + | Spongebob: how fun was that? |
| − | '''Patrick:''' Pretending?
| + | Patrick: It was so super duper fun. [they do a handshake] |
| − | | + | Both: Boom!!!! |
| − | '''Both:''' We like pretending.
| + | Mr. krabs: eh hem. |
| − | | + | Spongebob: Did you need something mr. krabs? |
| − | '''Mr. Krabs:''' (laughs) Don't we all?
| + | Mr. krabs: oh. did I need something? hmm let me think did I need something. YES I NEED SOMETHING!!!!!!!! I need you 2 to get back in there and show them who's boss!!!!!! Show them what short oder boy and pink patty can really do! |
| − | | + | Spongebob: Right!!! c'mom patrick, lets show these 2 who there messing with. |
| − | '''Patrick:''' Can we wear costumes?
| + | Patrick: with pleasure. |
| − | | + | Both: Lets do this!!! |
| − | '''Mr. Krabs:''' Eh... sure.
| + | Mr. krabs: thats the million dollar winning spirit. |
| − | | + | Spongebob: Alright you 2 no more messing around. you see this. [pulls out his spatula] is just a spatula right? wrong!!!! actually this represents your face. after i get through mangling it. [trys to bend spatula but can't] there you see that? its not gonna be pretty when I get done with ya. |
| − | '''Patrick:''' (turns to show his buttocks) Hey, SpongeBob, how do I look?
| + | Patrick: Hey good one spongebob. |
| − | | + | Spongebob: thanks patrick. now you try saying something intimitating as well. |
| − | '''SpongeBob:''' Wow. Looks like those Iron Bun workout videos are really paying off. (wipe to Patrick at home doing his butt workouts)
| + | Patrick: okay. and if you think this is bad, wait till I get my hands on ya. [takes out a piece of paper] i'm gonna.. i'm gonna tear ya to shreads. like a ........ [struggles with ripping the paper] c'mom ahhhhh i got a paper cut paper cut. [starts sucking his hands] |
| − | | + | Spongebob: Patrick are you okay? |
| − | '''Woman on Exercising Video:''' And 2, and 3, and 4 steps closer to your dream body. (wipe to Patrick sleeping and still doing the exercise)
| + | Patrick: huh? oh i'm fine. i just like to suck on my hand. |
| − | | + | Spongebob: Really me too. [they both suck on their hands. wrestler picks up patrick and squishes him into a ball. mr. krabs yells thinking he gonna get hurt but wresler takes the rope. |
| − | '''Patrick:''' I can even do it in my sleep. (scene cuts back to the wrestling arena)
| + | Mr. krabs: ahhhhhhhh! ohh. heh heh. now what? [gets rope and ties it to patrick. then picks up spongebob and puts the rope behind his back connected to patrick. then the wrestler pretends its a paddle ball. spongebob laughs] |
| − | | + | Spongebob: That tickles. [other wrestler takes patrick as a ball and twists him] |
| − | '''SpongeBob:''' Wow! Can we have cool nicknames too?
| + | Patrick: good catch!! [does same to spongebob] |
| − | | + | Spongebob: look i'm a......... |
| − | '''Mr. Krabs:''' Ohhhhhh, fine. (pointing at SpongeBob) You're the, uh, Short Order Boy, (pointing at Patrick) and he's the, uh, Pink Patty.
| + | Patrick: helicopter? [then they collide an turn into crumbs. then a wrestler gets a wagon and puts them in there as crumbs. wrestler puts wagon and them in a cement truck. they turn into cement] |
| − | | + | Spongebob:ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [crowd cheers. mr. krabs bites on the rope. drops them into deep spaces and they dry out. the wrestlers put there foot and hand there] |
| − | '''SpongeBob:''' And together we are...
| + | Spongebob: heeeeeeeee! [wrestlers both laugh and do a body slam. mr. krabs pulls them out with a spatula. |
| − | | + | Mr. krabs: what are you doing out there!?!?!?! |
| − | '''Mr. Krabs:''' The Krusty Krushers. Now go out there and wrestle me up a million dollars! (they both fly into the ropes because of the force of Mr. Krabs' yell and bounce off. They both laugh)
| + | Spongebob: fake wrestling. |
| − | | + | Mr. krabs: okay, but you still have to try to win fake wrestling. |
| − | '''SpongeBob:''' This is going to be so fun. Yeah!
| + | Spongebob: mr. krabs where having so much fun. dosen't that make us winners? |
| − | | + | Mr. krabs: Actually it dosen't!!!!!!! okay, okay look just... [notices there gone] hey where'd they huhhhh!!!! oh no! |
| − | '''Patrick:''' Whoo!
| + | Perch Perkins: wow, now thats a serious sleeper holder. [shows spongebob in the arms of one wrestler about to go to sleep] |
| − | | + | Spongebob: oh hello mr. fluffy. [then shows patrick doing the same thing. patrick does baby talk then puts them in a bed] |
| − | '''SpongeBob:''' Yeah!
| + | Perch perkins: and it looks like the champs are ready to end it. |
| − | | + | Mr. krabs: end it!?!?!?!?!?!?! [crowd says end it] get up, get up you guys! |
| − | '''Patrick:''' Whoo!
| + | Perch: yep. there gonna leave more than a mark with this special move. the mother of all moves. the flying, double decker, atomic head butt of all destruction. with a spin. [they fall into the ring] |
| − | | + | mr. krabs: ahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!! c'mom c'mom wake up!!!!!!!! [patrick is dreaming of doing his bun exercise] ohh who am i kidding. goodbye money. goodbye money. |
| − | '''SpongeBob:''' Yeah!
| + | both wrestlers: oh no. the iron butt. [then the wrestlers crack into crumbs] |
| − | | + | Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen. here are your new champions. |
| − | '''Patrick:''' Whoo!
| + | Mr. krabs: new champions? |
| − | | + | Perch: thats right skip. and the winner of one million dollars. |
| − | '''SpongeBob:''' Yeah!
| + | Mr. krabs: Hello money!!!!!!!!!!!!!! whoooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [starts hugging the money]sweet money |
| − | | + | perch: or..... |
| − | '''Patrick:''' Whoo!
| + | Mr. krabs: or |
| − | | + | Perch: or you can take whats behind curtain number 2. |
| − | '''SpongeBob:''' Okay, we're ready.
| + | Mr. krabs: curtain number 2? |
| − | | + | Perch: make all your dreams come true with 1 week at wrestle camp. |
| − | '''Announcer:''' (looks at watch) Huh? Oh, yeah. Al, send the mike down. We got fresh meat.
| + | Mr. krabs: like the're really gonna turn all this money for...... |
| − | | + | Spongebob and Patrick: Wrestle camp!!!!!!! [they keep repeating it] |
| − | '''SpongeBob:''' Actually, we're here to fake wrestle.
| + | Perch: Wrestle camp it is. [guy vaccums up all the money then mr. krabs falls apart] |
| − | | + | Spongebob: see you at wrestle camp mr. krabs! [they drop a wrestle camp hat on him] |
| − | '''Patrick:''' And to pretend wrestle.
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| − | '''Announcer:''' Whatever. (clears his voice) In this corner we have the challengers, the Krusty Krushers! (they both pull out a Krabby Patty and they chew it like they're tough. SpongeBob burps after he bites his)
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| − | '''SpongeBob:''' Oh, excuse me.
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| − | '''Mr. Krabs:''' You can do it!
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| − | '''Announcer:''' And on the opposite side of the ring, we have the undefeated champions. (Wrestler #1 lifts up a barbell then Wrestler #2 crushes the barbell and puts it in a Krabby Patty and eats it then burps in Wrestler #1's face until his skin rips off. SpongeBob and Patrick are running in a circle with their hands together)
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| − | '''Both:''' Happy thoughts, happy thoughts, happy thoughts... (As the 2 wrestlers' shadows go over them, the announcer runs away and SpongeBob and Patrick stop)
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| − | '''SpongeBob:''' Did it just get dark in here?
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| − | '''Patrick:''' Dark?! I'm afraid of the dark.
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| − | '''SpongeBob:''' Oh, don't be afraid. It's just them.
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| − | '''Patrick:''' Oh, right, it's just those guys we're gonna wrestle. Hello, fellow competitors. (Wrestler #1 screams so loud that they fall to the ground) What was that?
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| − | '''SpongeBob:''' (reading Wrestling for Beginners Book) That's Wrestlese for "You're dead meat."
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| − | '''Patrick:''' I don't get it. (Wrestler #1 picks up both of them and throws them)
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| − | '''SpongeBob:''' Hey, look, Patrick, it's Mr. Krabs cheering us on. (they crash into Wrestler #2. SpongeBob falls into a bucket) Whoa. (Patrick also lands into the bucket on top of SpongeBob)
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| − | '''Patrick:''' Oh, hey, SpongeBob.
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| − | '''SpongeBob:''' Hey, Patrick. Look, Patrick, it's a fist.
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| − | '''Patrick:''' A fist? Where? Oh, yeah, that's definitely a... (they both get punched more and more until they turn to liquid. Wrestler #1 gargles SpongeBob and Patrick and spits them out into the drain. The crowd cheers as they slosh down the drain. An impatient Mr. Krabs uses a plunger to get them out. They both fall out of the plunger and onto the ring floor)
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| − | '''Both:''' Yeah!
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| − | '''SpongeBob:''' How fun was that?
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| − | '''Patrick:''' It was so super duper fun. (they do a Patty Cake-like handshake)
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| − | '''Both:''' Boom! (Mr. Krabs clears his throat)
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| − | '''SpongeBob:''' Did you need something, Mr. Krabs?
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| − | '''Mr. Krabs:''' Oh, did I need something? Hmm, let me think. Did I need something? Yes, I need something! I need you 2 to get back in there and show them who's boss! Show them what Short Order Boy and Pink Patty can really do!
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| − | '''SpongeBob:''' Right! C'mon, Patrick, let's show these two who they're messing with.
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| − | '''Patrick:''' With pleasure.
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| − | '''Both:''' Let's do this! (they both walk away with angry expressions)
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| − | '''Mr. Krabs:''' That's the million dollar winning spirit.
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| − | '''SpongeBob:''' Alright, you two, no more messing around. You see this? (pulls out his spatula) It's just a spatula, right? Wrong! Actually, this represents your face after I get through mangling it. (tries to bend spatula but can only bend it a little bit) There, you see that? It's not gonna be pretty when I get done with ya.
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| − | '''Patrick:''' Hey, good one, SpongeBob.
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| − | '''SpongeBob:''' Thanks, Patrick. Now you try saying something intimidating as well.
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| − | '''Patrick:''' Okay. (grabs SpongeBob's bent spatula) And if you think this is bad... (drops SpongeBob's spatula) ...wait till I get my hands on ya. (takes out a piece of paper) I'm gonna... I'm gonna tear ya to shreds like a... (struggles with ripping the paper) C'mon! Ah! (drops piece of paper) I got a paper cut! Paper cut! (starts sucking his hand)
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| − | '''SpongeBob:''' Patrick, are you okay?
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| − | '''Patrick:''' Huh? Oh, I'm fine. I just like to suck on my hand.
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| − | '''SpongeBob:''' Really? Me, too. (They both suck on their hands. Wrestler #1 picks up Patrick and squishes him into a ball. He reaches for the rope Mr. Krabs is behind. Mr. Krabs screams thinking he's gonna get hurt but Wrestler #1 takes the rope)
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| − | '''Mr. Krabs:''' Oh. Heh heh. Now what? (Wrestler #1 ties the rope to Patrick. He then picks up SpongeBob and puts the rope connected to Patrick behind his back. Then he pretends it's a paddleball. SpongeBob laughs)
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| − | '''SpongeBob:''' That tickles. (Wrestler #2 takes Patrick as a ball)
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| − | '''Patrick:''' Good catch! (Wrestler #2 twists him and lets go and Wrestler #1 does the same to SpongeBob)
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| − | '''SpongeBob:''' Look, I'm a...
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| − | '''Patrick:''' Helicopter. (they collide and are shredded into pieces. They fall into a wagon and Wrestler #1 throws the wagon in a cement truck. Both scream as the truck starts blending them and the crowd cheers. Mr. Krabs bites on the rope nervously. Inside the truck, Wrestler #2 pulls the pour lever and SpongeBob and Patrick come out as cement and go into the wagon. Whistling, Wrestler #1 pours them into deep spaces and they dry out. Wrestler #1 puts his hand in SpongeBob and writes "Jim was here" with his finger. SpongeBob giggles. Wrestler #2 puts his foot in Patrick and writes "My foot was here" with his toe. Patrick giggles. The wrestlers both laugh and butt heads. Mr. Krabs pulls them out with 2 spatulas)
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| − | '''Mr. Krabs:''' What are you doing out there?!
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| − | '''SpongeBob:''' Fake wrestling.
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| − | '''Mr. Krabs:''' Okay, but you still have to try to ''win'' in fake wrestling.
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| − | '''SpongeBob:''' Mr. Krabs, we're having so much fun. Doesn't that make us winners?
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| − | '''Mr. Krabs:''' Actually, '''it doesn't!''' (SpongeBob and Patrick just stand there; slaps eye stalks, since he has no forehead) Okay, okay, look. Just... (notices they're gone) Hey, where'd they... (gasps) Oh, no! Not the... (the crowd gasps)
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| − | '''Perch Perkins:''' Wow, now that's a serious Sleeper Hold. (SpongeBob is in the arms of Wrestler #1, who has a speaker/cradle attached to his body playing a lullaby, about to go to sleep. He gives him a jellyfish plush)
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| − | '''SpongeBob:''' Oh, hello, Mr. Fluffy. (giggles and rolls over. Patrick and Wrestler #2 are doing the same thing. Patrick does baby talk before being handed a bottle)
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| − | '''Crowd:''' Aww... (the wrestlers put them in a bed and cover them with a blanket)
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| − | '''Perch Perkins:''' And it looks like the champs are ready to end it.
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| − | '''Mr. Krabs:''' End it?!
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| − | '''Crowd:''' End it, end it...
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| − | '''Mr. Krabs:''' Get up! Get up, you guys! (the wrestlers dig a hole in the sand floor. Wrestler #1 grabs one of the ropes and the wrestlers use it as a slingshot to launch themselves high into the air and through the ceiling of the arena. They wrap their arms together and spin as they fall and crash back into the arena. As they do this, Perch speaks)
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| − | '''Perch Perkins:''' Yep. They're gonna leave more than a mark with this special move. The mother of all moves, the Flying Double Decker Atomic Headbutt of Destruction... With a Spin.
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| − | '''Mr. Krabs:''' (screams) C'mon, c'mon, wake up! (Patrick is dreaming of doing his Iron Buns exercise)
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| − | '''Patrick:''' (in his sleep) 1 and 2 and squeeze!
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| − | '''Mr. Krabs:''' Oh, who am I kidding? Goodbye, money. (goes to ringside)
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| − | '''Patrick:''' Squeeze!
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| − | '''Mr. Krabs:''' Goodbye, money. (sobs)
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| − | '''Patrick:''' Oh, squeeze! (Iron Buns rips through his costume)
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| − | '''Wrestlers #1 and #2:''' (gasp) Oh, no.
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| − | '''Wrestler #2:''' Not Iron Buns. (they land on Patrick's Iron Buns and crack, then shatter into pieces. The crowd cheers as they are swept up by the janitor, who is whistling)
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| − | '''Announcer:''' Ladies and gentlemen, here are your new champions.
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| − | '''Mr. Krabs:''' Goodbye, money... new champions?
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| − | '''Perch Perkins:''' That's right, Skip. And the winner of one million dollars.
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| − | '''Mr. Krabs:''' Hello, money! (starts hugging the money) Woo-hoo! Money, sweet money.
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| − | '''Perch Perkins:''' Or...
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| − | '''Mr. Krabs:''' Or?
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| − | '''Perch Perkins:''' You can take what's behind Curtain #2.
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| − | '''Mr. Krabs:''' Curtain #2?
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| − | '''Perch Perkins:''' Make all your dreams come true with 1 week at Wrestle Camp.
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| − | '''Mr. Krabs:''' Like we're really gonna turn all this money for...
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| − | '''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' Wrestle Camp! Wrestle Camp, Wrestle Camp, Wrestle Camp!
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| − | '''Perch Perkins:''' Wrestle Camp it is. (the janitor vacuums up all the money then Mr. Krabs falls apart)
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| − | '''SpongeBob:''' See you at Wrestle Camp, Mr. Krabs. (drops a wrestle camp hat on Mr. Krabs)
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