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*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]] | *[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]] | ||
*[[Krusty Krab]] Customers | *[[Krusty Krab]] Customers | ||
| − | *[[ | + | *[[Dr. Gill Gilliam]] |
| − | *[[Patrick Star|Patrick]] ( | + | *[[Patrick Star|Patrick]] (Does not speak.) |
==Dialogue== | ==Dialogue== | ||
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| − | Squidward: (hands a customer his tray of food) Here you go, sir. A King Size Ultra Krabby Supreme with the works, double batter fried on a stick. (puts a stick into the food) | + | Squidward: (hands a customer his tray of food) Here you go, sir. A King Size Ultra Krabby Supreme with the works, double batter fried on a stick. (puts a stick into the food)<br> |
| − | + | Harold: Thanks! (walks off)<br> | |
| − | Squidward: Barnacle head. (Harold comes back) | + | Squidward: Barnacle head. (Harold comes back)<br> |
| − | + | Harold: Pardon me?<br> | |
| − | Squidward: (holds up a mayonnaise bottle) You forgot your mayonnaise. (sets it on Harold's tray) | + | Squidward: (holds up a mayonnaise bottle) You forgot your mayonnaise. (sets it on Harold's tray)<br> |
| − | + | Harold: Thanks. (walks off and sits at his table)<br> | |
| − | Squidward: Look at them eating that garbage. (Harold bites into his food and squirts mayonnaise into his mouth) It's disgusting. They're sickening. I hate Krabby Patties.<br> | + | Squidward: Look at them eating that garbage. (Harold bites into his food and squirts mayonnaise into his mouth) It's |
| + | disgusting. They're sickening. I hate Krabby Patties.<br> | ||
SpongeBob: (laughing from the kitchen window) Good one, Squidward.<br> | SpongeBob: (laughing from the kitchen window) Good one, Squidward.<br> | ||
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appear in the kitchen)<br> | appear in the kitchen)<br> | ||
| − | + | All: The only people who don't like a Krabby Patty have never tasted one! (they all disappear)<br> | |
Squidward: That's me. Never had one, never will. (SpongeBob flips a Krabby Patty through the ceiling of the Krusty Krab | Squidward: That's me. Never had one, never will. (SpongeBob flips a Krabby Patty through the ceiling of the Krusty Krab | ||
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Squidward: (slaps the wormy out of SpongeBob’s hand) Get that toy outta my face! (SpongeBob runs off and brings it back) | Squidward: (slaps the wormy out of SpongeBob’s hand) Get that toy outta my face! (SpongeBob runs off and brings it back) | ||
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SpongeBob: If you try it, you'll love it!<br> | SpongeBob: If you try it, you'll love it!<br> | ||
| − | Squidward: Try one of those radioactive sludge balls you call food? Next I suppose you'll want me to go square-dancing with Patrick?! ( | + | Squidward: Try one of those radioactive sludge balls you call food? Next I suppose you'll want me to go square-dancing with |
| + | Patrick?! (pan over to Patrick dressed as a cowboy, standing next to him)<br> | ||
| − | SpongeBob: (to Patrick) Sorry, Patrick. (Patrick sighs and walks off. SpongeBob tries to give Squidward the patty again) Come on, you're gonna--<br> | + | SpongeBob: (to Patrick) Sorry, Patrick. (Patrick sighs and walks off. SpongeBob tries to give Squidward the patty again) |
| + | Come on, you're gonna--<br> | ||
Squidward: (pushes the patty away) No.<br> | Squidward: (pushes the patty away) No.<br> | ||
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SpongeBob: Come on, open wide!<br> | SpongeBob: Come on, open wide!<br> | ||
| − | Squidward: SpongeBob, if I were trapped at the bottom of a well for three years with nothing to eat but that Krabby Patty, I'd eat my own legs first! (walks out from behind the counter) And not just the extra ones. (walks off as SpongeBob follows) | + | Squidward: SpongeBob, if I were trapped at the bottom of a well for three years with nothing to eat but that Krabby Patty, |
| + | I'd eat my own legs first! (walks out from behind the counter) And not just the extra ones. (walks off as SpongeBob follows) | ||
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SpongeBob: But it's good for you!<br> | SpongeBob: But it's good for you!<br> | ||
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Squidward: (turns around) Good for me? That thing is a heart attack on a bun!<br> | Squidward: (turns around) Good for me? That thing is a heart attack on a bun!<br> | ||
| − | SpongeBob: No, Squidward, I | + | SpongeBob: No, Squidward, I meant… good for your soul. (background turns to heaven and flying doves and SpongeBob wearing wings and a halo) |
| + | <br> | ||
Squidward: Oh, puh-lease! I have no soul. (background turns to fire and flying bats and evil laughter are heard. Squidward walks off)<br> | Squidward: Oh, puh-lease! I have no soul. (background turns to fire and flying bats and evil laughter are heard. Squidward walks off)<br> | ||
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SpongeBob: One bite?<br> | SpongeBob: One bite?<br> | ||
| − | Squidward: No! (enters the bathroom. When he opens a stall door, SpongeBob shows him the patty)<br> | + | Squidward: No! (Squidward enters the bathroom. When he opens a stall door, SpongeBob shows him the patty)<br> |
SpongeBob: Just smell it.<br> | SpongeBob: Just smell it.<br> | ||
| − | Squidward: If I didn't want it out there, what makes you think I'd find it more appealing in here? (slams the door. | + | Squidward: If I didn't want it out there, what makes you think I'd find it more appealing in here? (slams the door. Cut to |
| + | Squidward washing dishes. SpongeBob rises up, made with pink bubble in the sink, holding a Krabby Patty in his hand)<br> | ||
SpongeBob: Come on, Squidward.<br> | SpongeBob: Come on, Squidward.<br> | ||
| − | Squidward: No! (all the bubbles pop, also the patty. Cut to Squidward putting money in the register. SpongeBob pops out of the register with coins on his head and eyes)<br> | + | Squidward: No! (all the bubbles pop, also the patty. Cut to Squidward putting money in the register. SpongeBob pops out of the register |
| + | with coins on his head and eyes)<br> | ||
SpongeBob: One bite.<br> | SpongeBob: One bite.<br> | ||
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really?<br> | really?<br> | ||
| − | SpongeBob: | + | SpongeBob: Ah… (Squidward stretches his mouth) Ooh... (Squidward takes a tiny bite of the Krabby Patty and smiles. |
| + | SpongeBob's eyes turn into hearts)<br> | ||
| − | Squidward: Why... this Krabby Patty may be the most... (suddenly angry) Horrible! Putrid! Poorly prepared! Vile! (SpongeBob's eyes turn into atomic explosions) Unappetizing! Disgusting excuse for a sandwich it has ever been my displeasure to have slithered down my throat!<br> | + | Squidward: Why... this Krabby Patty may be the most... (suddenly angry) Horrible! Putrid! Poorly prepared! Vile! (SpongeBob's eyes turn into atomic explosions) Unappetizing! Disgusting excuse for a sandwich it has ever been my displeasure to have slithered down my |
| + | throat!<br> | ||
SpongeBob: But--<br> | SpongeBob: But--<br> | ||
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SpongeBob: No.<br> | SpongeBob: No.<br> | ||
| − | Squidward: Good. Now go spread the word. (SpongeBob walks back into the Krusty Krab. When he shuts the door, Squidward gasps and digs for the Krabby Patty) Come on! Come on! Come on! (holds up the Krabby Patty covered in sand) Ah... still alive! (shoves the whole thing in his mouth) Oh, so delicious! (cries) Oh! All the wasted years! (licks the ground) I gotta have more! I gotta have more! (runs to the back of the Krusty Krab and is about to open the door but doesn't) But wait! (stands by the window. His eyes float over to the side of his face looking at SpongeBob grilling) After that performance, he'd never let me live it down! I gotta sneak one. Just one, then I'm off the stuff for good!<br> | + | Squidward: Good. Now go spread the word. (SpongeBob walks back into the Krusty Krab. When he shuts the door, Squidward |
| + | gasps and digs for the Krabby Patty) Come on! Come on! Come on! (holds up the Krabby Patty covered in sand) Ah... still | ||
| + | alive! (shoves the whole thing in his mouth) Oh, so delicious! (cries) Oh! All the wasted years! (licks the ground) I | ||
| + | gotta have more! I gotta have more! (runs to the back of the Krusty Krab and is about to open the door but doesn't) But | ||
| + | wait! (stands by the window. His eyes float over to the side of his face looking at SpongeBob grilling) After that | ||
| + | performance, he'd never let me live it down! I gotta sneak one. Just one, then I'm off the stuff for good!<br> | ||
| − | SpongeBob: I didn't think it was possible, but I guess some people just don't like Krabby Patties. (flips one in the air. Squidward peeks through the window)<br> | + | SpongeBob: I didn't think it was possible, but I guess some people just don't like Krabby Patties. (flips one in the air. |
| + | Squidward peeks through the window)<br> | ||
Squidward: Uhh, SpongeBob?<br> | Squidward: Uhh, SpongeBob?<br> | ||
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SpongeBob: Coming right up! (flips the patties again) Listen, Squidward. I want to apologize for before. I was only trying | SpongeBob: Coming right up! (flips the patties again) Listen, Squidward. I want to apologize for before. I was only trying | ||
| − | to make you happy. (Squidward moans and groans. His | + | to make you happy. (Squidward moans and groans. His eyes turn into the patties and flip as they do) ...but not I've learned |
there's room for all kinds of people... (Squidward licks his lips) ...and they all don't have to like the same things. (the | there's room for all kinds of people... (Squidward licks his lips) ...and they all don't have to like the same things. (the | ||
steam from the patties forms a figure and it kisses Squidward's nose then disappears)<br> | steam from the patties forms a figure and it kisses Squidward's nose then disappears)<br> | ||
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Squidward: Don't go.<br> | Squidward: Don't go.<br> | ||
| − | SpongeBob: While I strongly disagree with your decision, I accept it. (holds up the Krabby Patty. Squidward tries | + | SpongeBob: While I strongly disagree with your decision, I accept it. (SpongeBob holds up the Krabby Patty. Squidward tries |
to take a bite but SpongeBob takes it away and Squidward's face goes into the grill) You know, it's not often I get to make | to take a bite but SpongeBob takes it away and Squidward's face goes into the grill) You know, it's not often I get to make | ||
one like this. I want to see the look on their face when they take that first bite. (walks off. Squidward looks up with a | one like this. I want to see the look on their face when they take that first bite. (walks off. Squidward looks up with a | ||
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SpongeBob: Nope, a patty this special should be eaten fresh, and... well, I haven't had one of these babies in over twenty minutes so... (eats the whole patty in one bite. Squidward gasps) Well, whoever they were, they had great taste! (Squidward groans and chatters then starts to cry) Ah, they don't know what they're missing. Well, back to work. (walks back into the kitchen)<br> | SpongeBob: Nope, a patty this special should be eaten fresh, and... well, I haven't had one of these babies in over twenty minutes so... (eats the whole patty in one bite. Squidward gasps) Well, whoever they were, they had great taste! (Squidward groans and chatters then starts to cry) Ah, they don't know what they're missing. Well, back to work. (walks back into the kitchen)<br> | ||
| − | Squidward: What do I have to do? Eat one out of the garbage? (Frank with a big belly walks up to the trash can with a partially eaten Krabby Patty)<br> | + | Squidward: What do I have to do? Eat one out of the garbage? (Frank with a big belly walks up to the trash can with a |
| + | partially eaten Krabby Patty)<br> | ||
| − | + | Frank: I wish I could eat this, but I'm so darn full. Oh well. (drops the patty in the garbage)<br> | |
| − | Squidward: I had to say garbage, but okay! (runs to the trash can. Inhales deeply and eats everything in the trash can. When he lifts up his head, the Krabby Patty is the only thing left in the garbage. He spits out what's in his mouth and grabs the Krabby Patty. SpongeBob runs over and grabs it out of his hand)<br> | + | Squidward: I had to say garbage, but okay! (runs to the trash can. Inhales deeply and eats everything in the trash |
| + | can. When he lifts up his head, the Krabby Patty is the only thing left in the garbage. He spits out what's in his mouth | ||
| + | and grabs the Krabby Patty. SpongeBob runs over and grabs it out of his hand)<br> | ||
SpongeBob: Oh no, what's this doing here? This patty should be cremated! (runs to the furnace and throws it in and cries. | SpongeBob: Oh no, what's this doing here? This patty should be cremated! (runs to the furnace and throws it in and cries. | ||
| − | Squidward walks up) I know you didn't like him, but it means so much that you came. (runs off as Squidward starts crying. | + | Squidward walks up) I know you didn't like him, but it means so much that you came. (runs off as Squidward starts crying. Cut to nighttime where Squidward is sitting in his chair, still crying, when there is a knock on the door. Squidward |
| − | answers it and it's a giant Krabby Patty. Squidward kisses it and sighs. | + | answers it and it's a giant Krabby Patty. Squidward kisses it and sighs. Cut to Squidward having dinner with the patty, |
marrying the patty, having a kid with the patty, and growing old with it. Dream sequence ends)<br> | marrying the patty, having a kid with the patty, and growing old with it. Dream sequence ends)<br> | ||
Squidward: Honey? (wakes up) What? Oh... I have got to get my hands on a Krabby Patty! And no one's gonna stop me! (runs | Squidward: Honey? (wakes up) What? Oh... I have got to get my hands on a Krabby Patty! And no one's gonna stop me! (runs | ||
| − | out of his house, panting, but tip-toes past SpongeBob's house, then pants some more to the Krusty Krab) There it is. ( | + | out of his house, panting, but tip-toes past SpongeBob's house, then pants some more to the Krusty Krab) There it is. (Squidward is looking at the patty vault in the back of the restaurant. He walks up to it and opens it) Holy shrimp! (inside are piles of Krabby Patties are inside the vault) I don't know where to start. (picks up a patty) All that matters is |
that it's just you... and me... and nobody--<br> | that it's just you... and me... and nobody--<br> | ||
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notices he's showing the patty in his hand and puts it behind his back again)<br> | notices he's showing the patty in his hand and puts it behind his back again)<br> | ||
| − | SpongeBob: I always come to work at 3 a.m. This is when I count the sesame seeds. (takes off his green hat, reveals his Krusty Krab hat) What are you doing here?<br> | + | SpongeBob: I always come to work at 3 a.m. This is when I count the sesame seeds. (takes off his green hat, reveals his Krusty Krab hat) What are |
| + | you doing here?<br> | ||
Squidward: Uhh, I forgot my--<br> | Squidward: Uhh, I forgot my--<br> | ||
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SpongeBob: And why are you holding a patty behind your back?<br> | SpongeBob: And why are you holding a patty behind your back?<br> | ||
| − | Squidward: I... I... I... no, I | + | Squidward: I... I... I... no, I didn’t do...<br> |
| − | SpongeBob: And why are you acting so nervous? And why are you sweating so much? And why do you look so hungry? And-- (grins)<br> | + | SpongeBob: And why are you acting so nervous? And why are you sweating so much? And why do you look so hungry? And-- |
| + | (SpongeBob grins)<br> | ||
| − | Squidward: No, wait... it's not what you think. Th-this is a big misunderstanding. You've got to believe me, I... Listen, I am telling you... (jumps up and down) You better listen to me, SpongeBob!<br> | + | Squidward: No, wait... it's not what you think. Th-this is a big misunderstanding. You've got to believe me, I... Listen, I |
| + | am telling you... (jumps up and down) You better listen to me, SpongeBob!<br> | ||
SpongeBob: You like Krabby Patties, don't you, Squidward? (Squidward begins to sweat then slams the door on SpongeBob) | SpongeBob: You like Krabby Patties, don't you, Squidward? (Squidward begins to sweat then slams the door on SpongeBob) | ||
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SpongeBob: No, worse, it'll go right to your thighs!<br> | SpongeBob: No, worse, it'll go right to your thighs!<br> | ||
| − | Squidward: My thighs? ( | + | Squidward: My thighs? (pan down showing Squidward’s huge thighs)<br> |
| − | SpongeBob: ...and then you'll blow up. ( | + | SpongeBob: ...and then you'll blow up. (Krusty Krab explodes with a BOOM! Squidward’s head is sitting on the ambulance's bench while |
| + | his legs are in a bucket)<br> | ||
| − | + | Paramedic: (laughs) Yeah, I remember my first Krabby Patty. | |
