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*[[Charles]] | *[[Charles]] | ||
*[[Fred]] | *[[Fred]] | ||
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==Dialogue== | ==Dialogue== | ||
| − | (SpongeBob's | + | (SpongeBob's fog horn honks) |
| − | '''SpongeBob''': Bikini Bottom pet show today! Good thing I put those notes there. Otherwise I could've forgotten. And I wouldn't wanna do that because the Bikini Bottom pet show is where you gotta go to see the best pets in town. Not than any other pet can take a chance against my buddy Gary. He's the bestest pet in the whole world. Love you, gar-gar. ( | + | '''SpongeBob''': Bikini Bottom pet show today! Good thing I put those notes there. Otherwise I could've forgotten. And I wouldn't wanna do that because the Bikini Bottom pet show is where you gotta go to see the best pets in town. Not than any other pet can take a chance against my buddy Gary. He's the bestest pet in the whole world. Love you, gar-gar. (Watch rings) Oh! The show starts in an hour! Hey, gar, coming to... Gary? Ow! Gary? Gary? Gary? Gary? |
'''Perch Perkins''': Looks like another beautiful day here in Bikini Bottom. It... Huh? | '''Perch Perkins''': Looks like another beautiful day here in Bikini Bottom. It... Huh? | ||
| − | '''SpongeBob''': Gary? Ohhhh! Gary? Oh, hi, Squidward. Whoooooooaaaaa! Ohhhhhhhh! Gary? Gary? Gary? Gary, there you are. What are you doing here? Well, today is the day you show everyone else you're the best pet in the whole world. Now, for a quick checklist. Let's see, eye reflects. Check. Slime discussidy. (drags Gary's slime around his house, then Squidward's house) Hi, Squidward. ( | + | '''SpongeBob''': Gary? Ohhhh! Gary? Oh, hi, Squidward. Whoooooooaaaaa! Ohhhhhhhh! Gary? Gary? Gary? Gary, there you are. What are you doing here? Well, today is the day you show everyone else you're the best pet in the whole world. Now, for a quick checklist. Let's see, eye reflects. Check. Slime discussidy. (SpongeBob drags Gary's slime around his house, then, Squidward's house) Hi, Squidward. (Continues) Ready! Hi again, Squidward. |
'''Squidward''': Hello. | '''Squidward''': Hello. | ||
| − | '''SpongeBob''': Check. First, but, not least. Now, for the carrige check. (squeezes his neck and the alarm rings inside Gary as he angrily hisses and yowls like a cat) Gary! Bad snail! Whoa, | + | '''SpongeBob''': Check. First, but, not least. Now, for the carrige check. (squeezes his neck and the alarm rings inside Gary as he angrily hisses and yowls like a cat) Gary! Bad snail! Whoa, ok, maybe we should skip that one. Let's see... Yep, that's about does it. (Gary tries to run away from home) A second, buddy. I'll carry your shell. Ahhhhh! (Dogs bark and chase SpongeBob) |
'''Fish #1''': Stand up straight. Poisture is everything in appearance. | '''Fish #1''': Stand up straight. Poisture is everything in appearance. | ||
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'''SpongeBob''': Huh, people sure seem to treat their pets differently here. | '''SpongeBob''': Huh, people sure seem to treat their pets differently here. | ||
| − | '''Fish #4''': That's a good boy, | + | '''Fish #4''': That's a good boy, Foofie. Look at your luxurious mane. Every self-respecting snail has one. |
'''SpongeBob''': Luxurious mane? | '''SpongeBob''': Luxurious mane? | ||
| − | ''' | + | '''Foofie''': Meow. |
'''Fish #4''': Oh, yes. How could I forget? Accessories? Your diamond stubbing leash? | '''Fish #4''': Oh, yes. How could I forget? Accessories? Your diamond stubbing leash? | ||
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'''SpongeBob''': Umm, Gary? | '''SpongeBob''': Umm, Gary? | ||
| − | '''Gary''': Meeeoooowwwwwwwww. (opens his mouth and shows his rotten teeth) | + | '''Gary''': Meeeoooowwwwwwwww. (Gary opens his mouth and shows his rotten teeth) |
| − | '''Fish #4''': Well, it's best if we run along. Foofs. Goodbye for now. | + | '''Fish #4''': Well, it's best if we run along. Foofs. Goodbye for now. |
'''SpongeBob''': Pedicure? I don't know how how much has he been training? | '''SpongeBob''': Pedicure? I don't know how how much has he been training? | ||
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'''Patrick''': Hey, SpongeBob, what are you doing? | '''Patrick''': Hey, SpongeBob, what are you doing? | ||
| − | '''SpongeBob''': Patrick, I'm so glad you happened to show up. ( | + | '''SpongeBob''': Patrick, I'm so glad you happened to show up. (Whispers) (Gary tries to run away, then, SpongeBob grabs him from his place and put him in the bathtub) Gary, stop it. I'm only doing this because I love you. Gary, look, it's him. |
| − | '''Fish #4''': Come, now, | + | '''Fish #4''': Come, now, foof. Put your tail up, up, up. |
'''SpongeBob''': Hello. Sorry to bother you. Just wanna to get in my opinion snail, Gary. | '''SpongeBob''': Hello. Sorry to bother you. Just wanna to get in my opinion snail, Gary. | ||
| − | '''Fish #4''': (laughs) My boy, don't seem to get him do you. There's only one way to have a pet's beauty. It is winning the pet contest. But I wouldn't bon. So, my boy | + | '''Fish #4''': (laughs) My boy, don't seem to get him do you. There's only one way to have a pet's beauty. It is winning the pet contest. But I wouldn't bon. So, my boy Foofie has won in the past 5 years! (laughs) Oh, well, enough for visiting folks. we need our umbrella, Foof. |
'''SpongeBob''': This is it, Gary. It's our time to shine. Wow, Patrick. There sure is a lot of pet loving today. | '''SpongeBob''': This is it, Gary. It's our time to shine. Wow, Patrick. There sure is a lot of pet loving today. | ||
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'''Gary''': Meow. | '''Gary''': Meow. | ||
| − | '''Judge''': All right, let's see. Uh-huh. Esil stocking. Oh, good hen jackson. Ah, | + | '''Judge''': All right, let's see. Uh-huh. Esil stocking. Oh, good hen jackson. Ah, Foofie. Excellent bow stretch. Eyelid capilarries. Foofie is as good looking as any other person, Charles. |
| − | ''' | + | '''Fish #4''': Oh, why, thank you, sir. |
'''Judge''': OK, let's take a look and see, shall we? Ah, yes, good space on good things. Nice digestive chamber. Or with degreed description. | '''Judge''': OK, let's take a look and see, shall we? Ah, yes, good space on good things. Nice digestive chamber. Or with degreed description. | ||
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'''Pets''': Meesssssss! Meow! Meow! Meow! | '''Pets''': Meesssssss! Meow! Meow! Meow! | ||
| − | ''' | + | '''Fish #4''': What a hideous display. At least I know you'd never behave like all these heathens, right Foofie? |
| − | ''' | + | '''Foofie''': Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr... |
| − | ''' | + | '''Fish #4''': Foofie? |
| − | ''' | + | '''Foofie''': Ohhhhhhhhhhhh!! Sssssssssssss!! |
| − | ''' | + | '''Fish #4''': Foofie! |
'''Pets''': Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow! | '''Pets''': Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow! | ||
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'''Fish #6''': No, Mosteeze! OH NO! (Mosteeze puts glasses on his eyes. Screams) | '''Fish #6''': No, Mosteeze! OH NO! (Mosteeze puts glasses on his eyes. Screams) | ||
| − | ''' | + | '''Pet #3''': Ohhhgrrrrrrr... |
'''Fish #5''': No, wait! WAIT! (Sqiuggles puts wig on him. Screams) | '''Fish #5''': No, wait! WAIT! (Sqiuggles puts wig on him. Screams) | ||
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'''Pets''': Grrrrrrohhhhhhhhhhhhh!! Ruff, ruff! | '''Pets''': Grrrrrrohhhhhhhhhhhhh!! Ruff, ruff! | ||
| − | ''' | + | '''Fish #4''': Foofie, what have you done? |
| − | ''' | + | '''Foofie''': Grrrrrrrrrrrr... |
| − | ''' | + | '''Fish #4''': What's this about? Does anyone speak snail? |
'''SpongeBob''': I speak a little bit sir! I know what they're saying. They're saying: "Owners, owners, owners, owners, owners, owners, owners, owners.. please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please don't be this way. They're saying they don't want this type of pampering. They want to be treated as companions, not dress-up dolls. They don't want scratchy outfits. They want to be scratched. They are protesting the indignity of wigs and jewel encrusted collars, and they want to be free from superficial and degrading pageants, like these. (everyone applauds) | '''SpongeBob''': I speak a little bit sir! I know what they're saying. They're saying: "Owners, owners, owners, owners, owners, owners, owners, owners.. please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please don't be this way. They're saying they don't want this type of pampering. They want to be treated as companions, not dress-up dolls. They don't want scratchy outfits. They want to be scratched. They are protesting the indignity of wigs and jewel encrusted collars, and they want to be free from superficial and degrading pageants, like these. (everyone applauds) | ||
