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==Characters== | ==Characters== | ||
| − | *[[ | + | *[[SpongeBob]] |
| − | *[[ | + | *[[Mr. Krabs]] |
| − | + | *[[Plankton]] | |
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*[[Karen]] | *[[Karen]] | ||
*[[Mama Krabs]] | *[[Mama Krabs]] | ||
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==Dialogue== | ==Dialogue== | ||
| − | ( | + | (everyone screams and points at the plankton robot as it grabs a handful of people in each hand and drops them inside the Chum Bucket)<br> |
Plankton: (everyone running around inside) Oh, good, the lunch rush. Now that my ChumBot has dropped you into my clutches, | Plankton: (everyone running around inside) Oh, good, the lunch rush. Now that my ChumBot has dropped you into my clutches, | ||
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Plankton: (walking away) Why did I ever install that nagging software?<br> | Plankton: (walking away) Why did I ever install that nagging software?<br> | ||
| − | Karen: Nagging software? I heard that! Come back and dust my screen | + | Karen: Nagging software? I heard that! Come back and dust my screen.<br> |
| − | + | Plankton: Oh, money. You're always there for me. (kissing noisily)<br> | |
Mama Krabs: Hello, Eugene.<br> | Mama Krabs: Hello, Eugene.<br> | ||
| − | Mr. Krabs: Mother! What | + | Mr. Krabs: Mother! What bring you by today?<br> |
Mama Krabs: I just wanted to see my favorite son.<br> | Mama Krabs: I just wanted to see my favorite son.<br> | ||
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Mama Krabs: Well, I did see the prettiest hat in town today.<br> | Mama Krabs: Well, I did see the prettiest hat in town today.<br> | ||
| − | Mr. Krabs: Oh, look at the time! So sorry to have to rush off. Bye | + | Mr. Krabs: Oh, look at the time! So sorry to have to rush off. Bye! (pushes Mama Krabs out his office and closes his door) Whew, that was a close one.<br> |
| − | Plankton: Why did I ever buy that computer wife? I need a real woman--not a girl in a cold | + | Plankton: Why did I ever buy that computer wife? I need a real woman--not a girl in a cold-hearted shell. (Plankton hears Mama Krabs humming outside so he brings down his periscope and through it we can see a real crab in the ocean) Such beauty. She's an angel; and no wires. I've never felt like this before. I don't even know her name and yet she's stolen my heart.<br> |
Karen: Plankton?! You've fallen in love with another woman? I'm your wife!<br> | Karen: Plankton?! You've fallen in love with another woman? I'm your wife!<br> | ||
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Plankton: And now to woo that beloved creature. (cut to Mama Krabs taking a nap while Robot Plankton is looking through her window. Then the robot grabs her)<br> | Plankton: And now to woo that beloved creature. (cut to Mama Krabs taking a nap while Robot Plankton is looking through her window. Then the robot grabs her)<br> | ||
| − | Robot Plankton: Roses are red. Violets are blue. World domination has nothing on you.<br> | + | Robot Plankton: Roses are red. Violets are blue. World domination has nothing on you. (she screams)<br> |
| − | + | Plankton: Hmmm, I guess she's not a poetry fan. (everyone is running around screaming while the robot is using its eye laser to spell out "I (heart) You" on the ground, but while destroying some of the town when doing this. Mama Krabs reads it and screams a few times) Poetry, love notes--nothing's working. Perhaps something personal. (Mama Krabs is shrieking. The roboto walks over to a rock and karate chops a memorial-like statue of Mama Krabs' head)<br> | |
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Mama Krabs: Am I really that pretty?<br> | Mama Krabs: Am I really that pretty?<br> | ||
| − | Plankton: Oh, yeah...I am smooth. (cut to later in his restaurant by a phone) Just dial the number and ask her to dinner. C'mon, you can do this. (dial tones beeping; Plankton grunting) | + | Plankton: Oh, yeah...I am smooth. (cut to later in his restaurant by a phone) Just dial the number and ask her to dinner. C'mon, you can do this. (dial tones beeping; Plankton grunting)<br> |
Mama Krabs: Hello? (Plankton grunting in the phone) I'm hanging up.<br> | Mama Krabs: Hello? (Plankton grunting in the phone) I'm hanging up.<br> | ||
| − | Plankton: Wait! | + | Plankton: Wait! This is your secret admirer.<br> |
Mama Krabs: Oh, you're that giant robot?<br> | Mama Krabs: Oh, you're that giant robot?<br> | ||
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Plankton: It was...just a lucky guess. I've admired you from afar for far too long, my angel. We must meet face-to-face.<br> | Plankton: It was...just a lucky guess. I've admired you from afar for far too long, my angel. We must meet face-to-face.<br> | ||
| − | Mama Krabs: Well, how about the Krusty Krab tonight at 8?<br> | + | Mama Krabs: Well, how about the Krusty Krab tonight at 8:00?<br> |
Plankton: Sounds wonderful. I'll be the tall fellow wearing a red carnation. Until tonight, my dear. (cut to Mama Krabs walking into the Krusty Krab)<br> | Plankton: Sounds wonderful. I'll be the tall fellow wearing a red carnation. Until tonight, my dear. (cut to Mama Krabs walking into the Krusty Krab)<br> | ||
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Mr. Krabs: Ah! Quick, SpongeBob, swallow me wallet!<br> | Mr. Krabs: Ah! Quick, SpongeBob, swallow me wallet!<br> | ||
| − | SpongeBob: Ok. (Mr. Krabs shoves his wallet in SpongeBob's mouth and SpongeBob swallows it) | + | SpongeBob: Ok. (Mr. Krabs shoves his wallet in SpongeBob's mouth and SpongeBob swallows it)<br> |
Mr. Krabs: Oh, sorry, mommy. I can't lend you any money. SpongeBob accidentally swallowed me wallet. (sniffs his mother's hat) Mommy, you got yourself a hat without my financial assistance.<br> | Mr. Krabs: Oh, sorry, mommy. I can't lend you any money. SpongeBob accidentally swallowed me wallet. (sniffs his mother's hat) Mommy, you got yourself a hat without my financial assistance.<br> | ||
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Mama Krabs: Isn't it nice, Eugene? It's just the one I wanted.<br> | Mama Krabs: Isn't it nice, Eugene? It's just the one I wanted.<br> | ||
| − | Mr. Krabs: But, mommy, you shouldn't be spending my inheritence...I mean, since you told me you wanted a hat, I dug one up. (takes out a hat with holes in it)<br> | + | Mr. Krabs: But, mommy, you shouldn't be spending my inheritence...I mean, since you told me you wanted a hat, I went out and I dug one up. (takes out a hat with holes in it)<br> |
Mama Krabs: Where did you get this old thing? (at a funeral where two fish are paying their respects to the person in the coffin)<br> | Mama Krabs: Where did you get this old thing? (at a funeral where two fish are paying their respects to the person in the coffin)<br> | ||
Fish #1: She looks so peaceful.<br> | Fish #1: She looks so peaceful.<br> | ||
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Fish #2: Yeah, but wasn't she wearing a hat? (Mr. Krabs is seen running out with the hat)<br> | Fish #2: Yeah, but wasn't she wearing a hat? (Mr. Krabs is seen running out with the hat)<br> | ||
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Mama Krabs: You can take this one back to the trash heap.<br> | Mama Krabs: You can take this one back to the trash heap.<br> | ||
| − | Mr. Krabs: Yes, mommy. (tosses hat and shovel to Squidward) Squidward, make a return for me.<br> | + | Mr. Krabs: Yes, mommy. (tosses hat and shovel to Squidward) Squidward, I need you to make a return for me.<br> |
Mama Krabs: Thank ye for your concern for my finances, but me new boyfriend bought me this hat.<br> | Mama Krabs: Thank ye for your concern for my finances, but me new boyfriend bought me this hat.<br> | ||
| − | Mr. Krabs: Boyfriend? Someone to spend money...time with you? That's wonderful! Who is he? What's his name?<br> | + | Mr. Krabs: Boyfriend? Someone to spend money...I mean time with you? That's wonderful! Who is he? What's his name?<br> |
Mama Krabs: I don't know. I'm meeting him here, tonight.<br> | Mama Krabs: I don't know. I'm meeting him here, tonight.<br> | ||
| − | Mr. Krabs: Wonderful! I'll stay open late so ye can have a nice, romantic dinner. Run along, make yourself pretty. SpongeBob, you're working late tonight. No overtime! (SpongeBob lunges himself into the door. | + | Mr. Krabs: Wonderful! I'll stay open late so ye can have a nice, romantic dinner. Run along, make yourself pretty. SpongeBob, you're working late tonight. No overtime! (SpongeBob lunges himself into the door. Cut to a rose walking into the Krusty Krab where SpongeBob is in a waiter uniform)<br> |
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Plankton: (clears throat) I've reservations for two, tonight.<br> | Plankton: (clears throat) I've reservations for two, tonight.<br> | ||
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Plankton: Is my tie on straight?<br> | Plankton: Is my tie on straight?<br> | ||
| − | SpongeBob: You look | + | SpongeBob: You look fabulous! (Mama Krabs walks in) Your gentlemen caller awaits. (Mama Krabs walks up to the table)<br> |
Plankton: (pulls rose away from his body) Hello, my dear. I must say you look ravishing tonight. (Mama Krabs notices tiny Plankton)<br> | Plankton: (pulls rose away from his body) Hello, my dear. I must say you look ravishing tonight. (Mama Krabs notices tiny Plankton)<br> | ||
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Mama Krabs: Oh, my, you're a tiny thing, but awfully cute. Tell me about yourself. (sits down in a chair that SpongeBob has brought to her)<br> | Mama Krabs: Oh, my, you're a tiny thing, but awfully cute. Tell me about yourself. (sits down in a chair that SpongeBob has brought to her)<br> | ||
| − | Plankton: Well, I'm in the food service business. I'm a bit of a | + | Plankton: Well, I'm in the food service business. I'm a bit of a restauranter. I'm the founder and owner of the Chum Bucket.<br> |
Mama Krabs: Never heard of it.<br> | Mama Krabs: Never heard of it.<br> | ||
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Mama Krabs: Doesn't ring a bell.<br> | Mama Krabs: Doesn't ring a bell.<br> | ||
| − | Plankton: It's on the back of the phone book. C'mon, I paid a lot of money for that ad! | + | Plankton: It's on the back of the phone book. C'mon, I paid a lot of money for that ad! Nevermind. Nevermind. I'd like to hear about you.<br> |
Mama Krabs: Well...<br> | Mama Krabs: Well...<br> | ||
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Mr. Krabs: This no-good conniving chiseler is your date? <br> | Mr. Krabs: This no-good conniving chiseler is your date? <br> | ||
| − | SpongeBob: And this handsome sponge is your waiter.<br> | + | SpongeBob: And this devilish handsome sponge is your waiter.<br> |
| − | Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob! I don't know what sort of | + | Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob! I don't know what sort of skullduggory you're up to, Plankton, and I'm not waiting to find out. (picks up Plankton by his antenna)<br> |
Mama Krabs: Eugene, you put me boyfriend down, this instant!<br> | Mama Krabs: Eugene, you put me boyfriend down, this instant!<br> | ||
| − | Plankton: Boyfriend | + | Plankton: Boyfriend...<br> |
Mr. Krabs: But, mommy...<br> | Mr. Krabs: But, mommy...<br> | ||
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Mr. Krabs: Don't play stupid with me. Of course she does. It's an old Krabs family recipe. And you're not family! (Plankton frowns) I'm telling you for the last time: stay away from me mother. (walks out)<br> | Mr. Krabs: Don't play stupid with me. Of course she does. It's an old Krabs family recipe. And you're not family! (Plankton frowns) I'm telling you for the last time: stay away from me mother. (walks out)<br> | ||
| − | Plankton: Not family, eh? | + | Plankton: Not family, eh? I can fix that. (cut to Mama Krabs walking into the Krusty Krab)<br> |
Mama Krabs: Eugene.<br> | Mama Krabs: Eugene.<br> | ||
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Mama Krabs: What did I tell ye about interfering in me life?<br> | Mama Krabs: What did I tell ye about interfering in me life?<br> | ||
| − | Mr. Krabs: Mommy, can't you see? He's trying to seduce the Krabby Patty formula from you.<br> | + | Mr. Krabs: Mommy, can't you see? He's trying to seduce the Krabby Patty formula right from under you.<br> |
Mama Krabs: For your information, Eugene, he hasn't asked me once about the formula. I doubt that he even knows that I know it.<br> | Mama Krabs: For your information, Eugene, he hasn't asked me once about the formula. I doubt that he even knows that I know it.<br> | ||
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Mama Krabs: I forbid ye to interfere in me private business. Go to your office, now!<br> | Mama Krabs: I forbid ye to interfere in me private business. Go to your office, now!<br> | ||
| − | Mr. Krabs: Yes, mommy. (walks into his office) | + | Mr. Krabs: Yes, mommy. (walks into his office)<br> |
| − | Plankton: Somebody call heaven | + | Plankton: Somebody call heaven because I think an angel's gone missing.<br> |
Mama Krabs: Oh, Sheldon.<br> | Mama Krabs: Oh, Sheldon.<br> | ||
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Mr. Krabs: Oh, brother.<br> | Mr. Krabs: Oh, brother.<br> | ||
| − | Plankton: Attention, everyone. I'd like to make an announcement. Mrs Krabs, in full view of this restaurant, I ask you for your hand in holy matrimony.<br> | + | Plankton: Attention, attention everyone. I'd like to make an announcement. Mrs Krabs, in full view of this restaurant, I ask you for your hand in holy matrimony.<br> |
Crowd: Aww!<br> | Crowd: Aww!<br> | ||
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Plankton: Would you marry me? (big diamond ring shown up close)<br> | Plankton: Would you marry me? (big diamond ring shown up close)<br> | ||
| − | Mr. Krabs: | + | Mr. Krabs: Ahh, that's it. No more hiding in my room like a scared little kid. It's time to act like a man. (pretends to jump at Plankton)<br> |
Plankton: Gasp!<br> | Plankton: Gasp!<br> | ||
| − | Mr. Krabs: (jumps in his mother's lap) Please don't marry him, mommy | + | Mr. Krabs: (jumps in his mother's lap) Please don't marry him, mommy. Don't marry this bad, bad man. I don't want you to!<br> |
| − | Plankton: Too late Krabsy. We're going to be married. And you're | + | Plankton: Too late Krabsy. We're going to be married. And you're gonna be my new son! (laughs maniacally. Mama Krabs hands the ring back to Plankton) Huh? What's this, honey bunch?<br> |
| − | Mama Krabs: I am flattered by your offer, really I am, but I'm just not ready for that kind of commitment.<br> | + | Mama Krabs: I am flattered by your offer, really I am, but I'm just not ready for that kind of commitment. (Mr. Krabs laughs) |
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Plankton: What is this? There's somebody else, isn't there? (Robot Plankton stomping thunderously)<br> | Plankton: What is this? There's somebody else, isn't there? (Robot Plankton stomping thunderously)<br> | ||
| − | Robot Plankton: I...this is very uncomfortable. I'll just wait in the car.<br> | + | Robot Plankton: I...I...this is very uncomfortable. I'll just wait in the car.<br> |
| − | Plankton: I don't believe this | + | Plankton: I don't believe this. You led me on!<br> |
Mama Krabs: Now, now, Plankton, it's not what ye think.<br> | Mama Krabs: Now, now, Plankton, it's not what ye think.<br> | ||
| − | Plankton: I don't want to hear your lies! You owe me for leading me on like this | + | Plankton: I don't want to hear your lies! You owe me for leading me on like this. Give me the Krabby Patty formula and we'll call it even.<br> |
Mama Krabs: The formula? Is that what this whole thing was about?<br> | Mama Krabs: The formula? Is that what this whole thing was about?<br> | ||
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Karen: Working.<br> | Karen: Working.<br> | ||
| − | Plankton: So, you | + | Plankton: So, you decided to come crawling back to me, huh?<br> |
| − | Karen: ( | + | Karen: (a laser machine comes down) What did you say?<br> |
Plankton: (chuckles nervously) Nothing, dear.<br> | Plankton: (chuckles nervously) Nothing, dear.<br> | ||
| − | Karen: (zaps him and Plankton screams) Yeah, that's what I thought you said, honey bunch. (Plankton groans) | + | Karen: (zaps him and Plankton screams) Yeah, that's what I thought you said, honey bunch. (Plankton groans) |
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