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Episode Article: [[Driven to Tears (Episode)|Driven to Tears]]
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Episode Article: [[Driven to Tears]]
  
 
==Characters==
 
==Characters==
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==Dialogue==
 
==Dialogue==
(episode begins at Bikini Atoll as the camera dives into Bikini Bottom)
 
  
'''French Narrator''': ''It is a very special day in Bikini Bottom.''
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Narrator: A very special day in Bikini Bottom<br>
  
 
'''SpongeBob''': I'm ready! (walking up to Mrs. Puff's Boating School with Patrick) I'm ready! I'm ready! Patrick, did you bring  
 
'''SpongeBob''': I'm ready! (walking up to Mrs. Puff's Boating School with Patrick) I'm ready! I'm ready! Patrick, did you bring  
my flashcards?
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my flashcards?<br>
  
 
'''Patrick''': Right here, buddy. (takes them out of his pocket) Everything you need to pass the test is on these cards. (eats  
 
'''Patrick''': Right here, buddy. (takes them out of his pocket) Everything you need to pass the test is on these cards. (eats  
the cards) Mmm.
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the cards) Mmm.<br>
  
'''SpongeBob''': No, Patrick!
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'''SpongeBob''': No, Patrick!<br>
  
'''Patrick''': Hey, learning tastes good.
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'''Patrick''': Hey, learning tastes good.<br>
  
'''SpongeBob''': Patrick, I needed those.
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'''SpongeBob''': Patrick, I needed those.<br>
  
'''Patrick''': Oh, fiddlesticks. You've taken that driving test more times than anyone.
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'''Patrick''': Oh, fiddlesticks. You've taken that driving test more times than anyone.<br>
  
'''SpongeBob''': 57 times.
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'''SpongeBob''': 57 times.<br>
  
'''Patrick''': Well, then 58 is your lucky number. You're gonna pass that driving test, SpongeBob, because you're a winner.
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'''Patrick''': Well, then 58 is your lucky number. You're gonna pass that driving test, SpongeBob, because you're a winner.<br>
  
'''SpongeBob''': I'm a winner?
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'''SpongeBob''': I'm a winner?<br>
  
'''Patrick''': Who's a winner?
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'''Patrick''': Who's a winner?<br>
  
'''SpongeBob''': (sadly) I'm a winner.
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'''SpongeBob''': (sadly) I'm a winner.<br>
  
'''Patrick''': Who's a winner?
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'''Patrick''': Who's a winner?<br>
  
'''SpongeBob''': (cheered up a little) I'm a winner.
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'''SpongeBob''': (cheered up a little) I'm a winner.<br>
  
'''Patrick''': Who's a winner?!
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'''Patrick''': Who's a winner?!<br>
  
'''SpongeBob''': I'm a winner! I'm a winner! I'm a winner! (runs into the classroom. Time card appears)
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'''SpongeBob''': I'm a winner! I'm a winner! I'm a winner! (runs into the classroom)<br>
  
'''French Narrator''': ''One minute thirty seven seconds later...'' (SpongeBob walks up sobbing)
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Narrator: One minute thirty seven seconds later... (SpongeBob walks up sobbing)<br>
  
'''Patrick''': How'd you do, winner? (crying continues) Let's see that license.
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'''Patrick''': How'd you do, winner? (crying continues) Let's see that license.<br>
  
'''SpongeBob''': I didn't get a license, Patrick.
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'''SpongeBob''': I didn't get a license, Patrick.<br>
  
'''Patrick''': Are they gonna mail it to you?
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'''Patrick''': Are they gonna mail it to you?<br>
  
'''SpongeBob''': No, Patrick, I failed the boating test. I guess 58 wasn't my lucky number after all.
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'''SpongeBob''': No, Patrick, I failed the boating test. I guess 58 wasn't my lucky number after all.<br>
  
'''Patrick''': No way! 58 is like the luckiest number ever! The test must be rigged.
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'''Patrick''': No way! 58 is like the luckiest number ever! The test must be rigged.<br>
  
'''SpongeBob''': Let's just go home, Patrick.
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'''SpongeBob''': [[Episode Transcript: The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie|Let's just go home, Patrick.]]<br>
  
'''Patrick''': We're not going anywhere until I get to the bottom of this. I'm taking that test, myself.
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'''Patrick''': We're not going anywhere until I get to the bottom of this. I'm taking that test, myself.<br>
  
 
'''SpongeBob''': (hanging onto Patrick's pants) No, Patrick! I've been training for years. They'll eat you alive. (Patrick's  
 
'''SpongeBob''': (hanging onto Patrick's pants) No, Patrick! I've been training for years. They'll eat you alive. (Patrick's  
pants rip off)
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pants rip off)<br>
  
'''Patrick''': Please, SpongeBob. I think I know what I'm doing.
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'''Patrick''': Please, SpongeBob. I think I know what I'm doing.<br>
  
'''SpongeBob''': No, Patrick. No!
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'''SpongeBob''': No, Patrick. No!<br>
  
'''Mrs. Puff''': (Patrick walks up to the boat she is sitting in and gets in it, in his underwear) Good morning.
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Mrs. Puff: (Patrick walks up to the boat she is sitting in and gets in it, in his underwear) Good morning.<br>
  
'''Patrick''': You're not the judge of me!
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'''Patrick''': You're not the judge of me!<br>
  
'''Mrs. Puff''': Actually, I am. Let the testing begin! (clicks pen. Cut to SpongeBob, outside the boating school)
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Mrs. Puff: Actually, I am. Let the testing begin! (clicks pen. Scene cuts to SpongeBob, outside the boating school)<br>
  
'''SpongeBob''': I shouldn't have let him do it. What kind of friend am I?
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'''SpongeBob''': I shouldn't have let him do it. What kind of friend am I?<br>
  
'''Patrick''': SpongeBob! SpongeBob!
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'''Patrick''': SpongeBob! SpongeBob!<br>
  
'''SpongeBob''': I'm here for you, buddy.
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'''SpongeBob''': I'm here for you, buddy.<br>
  
'''Patrick''': I passed my test!
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'''Patrick''': I passed my test!<br>
  
'''SpongeBob''': You got a perfect score?
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'''SpongeBob''': You got a perfect score?<br>
  
'''Patrick''': Yeah, I thought you said it was hard.
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'''Patrick''': Yeah, I thought you said it was hard.<br>
  
'''SpongeBob''': Perfect score. (eye twitches)
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'''SpongeBob''': Perfect score. (eye twitches)<br>
  
'''Patrick''': Come on, I'm gonna get my picture taken for my new license. (bubble-wipe to the license registration building. Patrick is standing in front of the camera with a big smile on his face, while SpongeBob is angrily standing nearby with his arms folded)
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'''Patrick''': Come on, I'm gonna get my picture taken for my new license. (scene cuts to the license registration building)<br>
  
'''Lady''': Stand behind the line, sir.
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Lady: Stand behind the line, sir.<br>
  
'''Patrick''': (holding his smile) How do I look?
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'''Patrick''': (smiling) How do I look?<br>
  
'''SpongeBob''': (sarcastically) Like a winner.
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'''SpongeBob''': (sarcastically) Like a winner.<br>
  
'''Lady''': Ready?
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Lady: Ready?<br>
  
'''Patrick''': Ready. (banner comes down which says "CONGRATULATIONS" on it. Balloons and confetti fall)
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'''Patrick''': Ready. (banner comes down which says "CONGRATULATIONS" on it. Balloons and confetti fall)<br>
  
'''SpongeBob''': Huh? (fish holding a microphone walks in)
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'''SpongeBob''': Huh?<br>
  
'''Fish''': Congratulations, Mr. Star. You're the one millionth person to pass the test
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Fish: Congratulations, Mr. Star. You're the one millionth person to pass the test.<br>
  
'''Patrick''': Does that mean I get a free key chain?
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'''Patrick''': Does that mean I get a free key chain?<br>
  
'''Fish''': Uhh, no.
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Fish: Uhh, no.<br>
  
'''Patrick''': Oh...
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'''Patrick''': Oh.<br>
  
'''Fish''': You get a ''brand-new boat mobile!!'' The new [[Bass Blaster 3000]], the ultimate boating machine.
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Fish: You get a brand-new boat mobile. The new Bass Blaster 3000. The ultimate boating machine.<br>
  
'''Patrick''': Yeah! All right!
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'''Patrick''': Yeah! All right!<br>
  
'''Fish''': Women will want you. (all sigh) Men will want to be you. (all sigh) You'll be the envy of your friends. (SpongeBob  
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Fish: Women will want you. (all sigh) Men will want to be you. (all sigh) You'll be the envy of your friends. (SpongeBob  
growls in fury)
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groans)<br>
  
'''Patrick''': Isn't this great? I got my license and a new boat.
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'''Patrick''': Isn't this great? I got my license and a new boat.<br>
  
'''SpongeBob''': I'm...so...happy...for...you. ("La Cucaracha" horn blows in his face) Whoa!
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'''SpongeBob''':("La Cucaracha" horn blows in his face) Whoa!<br>
  
'''Patrick''': The horn works. (bubble-wipe to Patrick driving his new boat down the road) Whoo! This is the greatest day ever.  
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'''Patrick''': The horn works. (scene cuts to Patrick driving his new boat down the road) Whoo! This is the greatest day ever.  
Right, SpongeBob?
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Right, SpongeBob?<br>
  
'''SpongeBob''': Right, Patrick. I can't think of one thing that would make this day better. Except maybe getting my license.
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'''SpongeBob''': Right, Patrick. I can't think of one thing that would make this day better. Except maybe getting my license.<br>
  
'''Patrick''': Maybe if you apply yourself you could be the two millionth person to get his license.
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'''Patrick''': Maybe if you apply yourself you could be the two millionth person to get his license.<br>
  
'''SpongeBob''': Two millionth?
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'''SpongeBob''': Two millionth?<br>
  
'''Patrick''': Then you can get a free boat just like me.
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'''Patrick''': Then you can get a free boat just like me.<br>
  
'''SpongeBob''': Yeah, just like you.
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'''SpongeBob''': Yeah, just like you.<br>
  
'''Patrick''': I try to serve as an inspiration to others.
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'''Patrick''': I try to serve as an inspiration to others.<br>
  
'''SpongeBob''': Can we go home now? (cut to reveal Patrick is driving around his rock over and over) We've been driving  
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'''SpongeBob''': Can we go home now? (zoom out and scene shows Patrick driving around his rock over and over) We've been driving  
around your house for hours.
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around your house for hours.<br>
  
'''Patrick''': I know. It's a lot faster than walking, isn't it?
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'''Patrick''': I know. It's a lot faster than walking, isn't it?<br>
  
'''SpongeBob''': Thanks for the ride, Patrick.
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'''SpongeBob''': Thanks for the ride, Patrick.<br>
  
'''Patrick''': No problem, buddy. You can't help being a...pedestrian. (shudders then drives off. SpongeBob grumbles and waves his hands. Bubble-wipe to SpongeBob in bed asleep. His clock turns to 3:00 AM when an engine revving is heard which sends SpongeBob into his diving board then back into his bed)
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'''Patrick''': No problem, buddy. You can't help being a...pedestrian. (shudders then drives off. SpongeBob imitates Patrick.  
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Scene cuts to SpongeBob in bed asleep. His clock turns to 3:00am when an engine revving is heard which sends SpongeBob into  
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his diving board then back into his bed)
  
'''SpongeBob''': Patrick, what are you doing?
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'''SpongeBob''': Patrick, what are you doing?<br>
  
'''Patrick''': I'm trying to work on my boat mobile! Now could you keep it down? It's 3 in the morning, people are trying to  
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'''Patrick''': I'm trying to work on my boat mobile. Now could you keep it down? It's 3 in the morning, people are trying to  
sleep. (SpongeBob groans and shuts his window then goes back to bed. Cut to 4:00 AM)
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sleep. (SpongeBob groans and shuts his window then goes back to bed. Scene cuts to 4:00am)<br>
  
 
'''SpongeBob''': 4 o'clock? (yawns. Doorbell rings) Who could be at the door at this hou-- (falls down the stairs. Opens the  
 
'''SpongeBob''': 4 o'clock? (yawns. Doorbell rings) Who could be at the door at this hou-- (falls down the stairs. Opens the  
door) Now what is it, Patrick?
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door) Now what is it, Patrick?<br>
  
'''Patrick''': You will never guess what happen to me today.
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'''Patrick''': You will never guess what happen to me today.<br>
  
'''SpongeBob''': You got your license.
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'''SpongeBob''': You got your license.<br>
  
'''Patrick''': Yeah! (shows his license) But that's not all.
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'''Patrick''': Yeah! (shows his license) But that's not all.<br>
  
'''SpongeBob''': You got a new boat.
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'''SpongeBob''': You got a new boat.<br>
  
'''Patrick''': Yeah. (suspiciously) Have you been following me? You know, you need to get your own life. (walks off)
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'''Patrick''': Yeah. Have you been following me? You know, you need to get your own life. (walks off)<br>
  
'''SpongeBob''': (gets back into bed) Oh...I just need a few minutes sleep. (foghorn alarm blows)
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'''SpongeBob''': (gets back into bed) Oh...I just need a few minutes sleep. (foghorn alarm blows)<br>
  
'''Gary''': Meow.
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Gary: Meow.<br>
  
'''SpongeBob''': Yes, Gary, I saw his new boat. (bubble-wipe to morning where SpongeBob is leaving home to go to work) I'm so  
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'''SpongeBob''': Yes, Gary, I saw his new boat. (scene cuts to morning where SpongeBob is leaving home to go to work) I'm so  
tired. (horn honks)
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tired. (horn honks)<br>
  
'''Patrick''': Hey, buddy. Need a ride to work?
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'''Patrick''': Hey, buddy. Need a ride to work?<br>
  
'''SpongeBob''': Thanks, Patrick, but I'd rather walk to work. (tries to take a step but falls down in the process. Bubble-wipe to Patrick driving SpongeBob to the Krusty Krab)
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'''SpongeBob''': Thanks, Patrick, but I'd rather walk to work. (tries to take a step but falls down in the process. Scene cuts to  
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Patrick driving SpongeBob to the Krusty Krab)<br>
  
'''Patrick''': Boy, I never realized how empty life is without a license.
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'''Patrick''': Boy, I never realized how empty life is without a license.<br>
  
'''SpongeBob''': Thanks for the ride.
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'''SpongeBob''': Thanks for the ride.<br>
  
'''Patrick''': No problem, buddy. You can give me rides once you get your license...err...I mean, ''if'' you get your license.
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'''Patrick''': No problem, buddy. You can give me rides once you get your license. I mean, if you get your license.<br>
  
'''SpongeBob''': That's it. I am through driving around with Patrick. If I have to see one more boat mobile...
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'''SpongeBob''': That's it. I am through driving around with Patrick. If I have to see one more boat mobile...<br>
  
'''Mr. Krabs''': SpongeBob, you're manning the drive-thru.
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Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob, you're manning the drive-thru.<br>
  
'''SpongeBob''': When did we get a drive-thru?
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'''SpongeBob''': When did we get a drive-thru?<br>
  
'''Mr. Krabs''': I realized there's a lot of young people on the go these days. They don't have time to sit down and eat. They're  
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Mr. Krabs: I realized there's a lot of young people on the go these days. They don't have time to sit down and eat. They're  
too busy out on the open road living their dreams.
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too busy out on the open road living their dreams.<br>
  
'''SpongeBob''': I used to have a dream.
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'''SpongeBob''': I used to have a dream.<br>
  
'''Mr. Krabs''': Yeah? I used to have a kidney stone. Everything passes eventually. Now stop dreaming and work for a living.
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Mr. Krabs: Yeah? I used to have a kidney stone. Everything passes eventually. Now stop dreaming and work for a living.<br>
  
'''SpongeBob''': (through headphones) Welcome to the Krusty Krab, may I -- ("La Cucaracha" horn honks. Patrick pulls up to the window)
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'''SpongeBob''': (through headphones) Welcome to the Krusty Krab, may I -- ("La Cucaracha" horn honks)<br>
  
'''Patrick''': The horn still works! (bubble-wipe to SpongeBob switching the "OPEN" sign to "CLOSED" then walking out of work. Patrick drives up in a racing uniform) Hey, SpongeBob.
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'''Patrick''': The horn still works. (scene cuts to SpongeBob switching the OPEN sign to CLOSED then walking out of work. Patrick  
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drives up in a racing uniform) Hey, SpongeBob.<br>
  
'''SpongeBob''': What's with the helmet, Patrick?
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'''SpongeBob''': What's with the helmet, Patrick?<br>
  
'''Patrick''': Well, since I'm now an expert driver, I have to keep up my image. (clicks tongue)
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'''Patrick''': Well, since I'm now an expert driver, I have to keep up my image. (clicks tongue)<br>
  
'''SpongeBob''': Uh-huh. (bubble-wipe to Patrick driving)
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'''SpongeBob''': Uh-huh. (scene cuts to Patrick driving)<br>
  
'''Patrick''': (smugly) Boy, driving is so easy.
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'''Patrick''': Boy, driving is so easy.<br>
  
'''SpongeBob''': Oh?
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'''SpongeBob''': Oh?<br>
  
'''Patrick''': Do you want me to give you lessons?
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'''Patrick''': Do you want me to give you lessons?<br>
  
'''SpongeBob''': (sarcastic) Oh, that would be great.
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'''SpongeBob''': (sarcastic) Oh, that would be great.<br>
  
'''Patrick''': Oh! (drives over to SpongeBob's parents)
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'''Patrick''': Oh! (drives over to SpongeBob’s parents)<br>
  
'''SpongeBob''': Patrick!
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'''SpongeBob''': Patrick!<br>
  
'''Patrick''': Hi, mommy. Hi, daddy.
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'''Patrick''': Hi, mommy. Hi, daddy.<br>
  
'''Harold SquarePants''': Patrick, how many times do we have to tell you we're SpongeBob's mom and dad, not yours?
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Mr. SquarePants: Patrick, how many times do we have to tell you we're SpongeBob’s mom and dad, not yours?<br>
  
'''Patrick''': What? I'm an orphan? Oh, but guess what? I passed my driver's test.
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'''Patrick''': What? I'm an orphan? Oh, but guess what? I passed my driver's test.<br>
  
'''Margaret SquarePants''': That's great, Patrick.
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Mrs. SquarePants: That's great, Patrick.<br>
  
'''Patrick''': SpongeBob failed his test, so don't mention it.
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'''Patrick''': SpongeBob failed his test, so don't mention it.<br>
  
'''Mrs. SquarePants''': Oh, we know how to stay clear of that minefield.
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Mrs. SquarePants: Oh, we know how to stay clear of that minefield.<br>
  
'''SpongeBob''': Mom!
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'''SpongeBob''': Mom!<br>
  
'''Patrick''': Well, I've got to take Mr. Walks-a-lot back home. He's always asking for rides.
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'''Patrick''': Well, I've got to take Mr. Walks-a-lot back home. He's always asking for rides.<br>
  
'''SpongeBob''': (offended) Hey! (Patrick drives off)
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'''SpongeBob''': Hey. (Patrick drives off)<br>
  
'''Mr. SquarePants''': Even Patrick has a license. (both parents sigh. Cut to Patrick driving on the road)
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Mr. SquarePants: Even Patrick has a license. (both parents sigh)<br>
  
'''Patrick''': Let's see what this baby can do. (steps on the gas. Ride pass a sign that reads 'SPEED LIMIT 40 MPH')
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'''Patrick''': Let's see what this baby can do. (steps on the gas. Ride pass a sign that reads 'SPEED LIMIT 40 MPH')<br>
  
'''SpongeBob''': Patrick, the speed limit is 40 miles per hour.
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'''SpongeBob''': Patrick, the speed limit is 40mph.<br>
  
'''Patrick''': Yeah, yeah.
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'''Patrick''': Yeah, yeah.<br>
  
'''SpongeBob''': (reads the speedometer) 40 and a ''half'' miles per hour? That's almost 41 miles per hour. He's speeding. Patrick! Stop this car! (car stops next to a policeman)
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'''SpongeBob''': (reads the speedometer) 40.5mph? That's almost 41mph. He's speeding. Patrick! Stop this car. (car stops next to  
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a policeman)<br>
  
'''Patrick''': What? Where? Who?
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'''Patrick''': What? Where? Who?<br>
  
'''SpongeBob''': Officer, it is my civilian duty to report that the the driver of this vehicle is speeding! Why don't you clock  
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'''SpongeBob''': Officer, it is my civilian duty to report that the the driver of this vehicle is speeding. Why don't you clock  
him with your radar gun?
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him with your radar gun?<br>
  
'''Officer''': Umm...OK. (uses radar gun. It reads "0 MPH") Actually, he's going 40 miles ''under'' the limit. So, move along before I run you in, tattletale. (drives off)
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Officer: Umm...ok. (uses radar gun. It reads 0mph) Actually, he's going 40mph under the limit. So, move along before I run you in, tattletale. (drives off)<br>
  
'''SpongeBob''': Are you sure you don't want to run him in? (Patrick grins triumphantly. Cut to Patrick driving. Green light turns red) It's a red light, Patrick! (Patrick runs three red lights in a row, resulting in 3 accidents behind them) Patrick, you just ran 3 red lights!
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'''SpongeBob''': Are you sure you don't want to run him in? (scene cuts to Patrick driving. Green light turns red) It's a red  
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light, Patrick! (Patrick runs through red lights) Patrick, you just ran 3 red lights!<br>
  
'''Patrick''': (smugly) So?
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'''Patrick''': So?<br>
  
'''SpongeBob''': You're suppose to ''stop!''
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'''SpongeBob''': You're suppose to stop!<br>
  
'''Patrick''': I think the driving genius... (holds up his license) knows what he's doing!
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'''Patrick''': I think the driving genius knows what he's doing!<br>
  
'''SpongeBob''': (enraged) Driving '''''genius?!''''' Would a genius make an illegal U-turn... through an orphanage?!
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'''SpongeBob''': Driving ''genius?!'' Would a genius make an illegal u-turn... through an orphanage?!<br>
  
'''Patrick''': (confused) They ran for it in time. What are you so mad about?
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'''Patrick''': They ran for it in time. What are you so mad about?<br>
  
'''SpongeBob''': '''''I''''' should've gotten that license, and this should be '''''my''''' boat mobile!
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'''SpongeBob''': '''''I''''' should've gotten that license, and this should be '''''my''''' boat mobile!!!!!!<br>
  
'''Patrick''': How can you say that?! If you were my friend, you'd be happy for me getting my license!
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'''Patrick''': How can you say that?! If you were my friend, you'd be happy for me getting my license!<br>
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'''SpongeBob''': If you were '''''my''''' friend, you wouldn't rub your license in my face!<br>
  
'''SpongeBob''': If you were '''''my''''' friend, you wouldn't rub your license in my '''''face!'''''
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'''Patrick''': I'm not rubbing my license in your face! '''''This''''' is rubbing my license in your face! (takes out license and rubs it
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in SpongeBob’s face, which makes muffled noises)<br>
  
'''Patrick''': I'm not rubbing my license in your face! '''''This''''' is rubbing my license in your face! (takes out license and rubs it in SpongeBob's face, which makes muffled noises)
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'''SpongeBob''': Oh, give me that! I worked my whole life for this! You don't deserve this! (tears up Patrick's license then
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laughs. The pieces of the license fly into the officers hands)
  
'''SpongeBob''': ''OHHHH, '''GIVE ME THAT!!!!''''' (snatches Patrick's license away) I worked my whole '''life''' for this! You don't deserve this! (tears up Patrick's license then laughs cruelly. Patrick is horrified. The pieces of the license fly into the officers hands)
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Officer: Huh, litterbugs. This is why I joined the force. (drives off after SpongeBob & Patrick)<br>
  
'''Officer''': Huh, litterbugs. This is why I joined the force. (drives off after SpongeBob and Patrick)
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SpongeBob & '''Patrick''': It's the police!<br>
  
'''SpongeBob and Patrick''': It's the police!
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Officer: (over speaker) Pull it over, litterbug!<br>
  
'''Officer''': (over speaker) Pull it over, litterbug!
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'''Patrick''': Litterbug?! No! (drives faster)<br>
  
'''Patrick''': Litterbug?! No! (drives faster)
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Officer: Ooh, I got me a runner. (a bunch of police cars are following him)<br>
  
'''Officer''': Ooh, I got me a runner. (a bunch of police cars are following him)
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'''SpongeBob''': Patrick, what do you think you're doing?<br>
  
'''SpongeBob''': Patrick, what do you think you're doing?
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'''Patrick''': I don't know! I don't have a license anymore. (drives around cards, through a sign then off a cliff into the front
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lot of the Bikini Bottom Jail. Scene cuts to courtroom)<br>
  
'''Patrick''': I don't know! I don't have a license anymore. (drives around cards, through a sign then off a cliff into the front lot of the Bikini Bottom Jail. Bubble-wipe to courtroom)
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Judge: 90 days. I hope you learned a valuable lesson about littering.<br>
  
'''Judge''': 90 days. I hope you learned a valuable lesson about littering.
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'''Patrick''': So long, buddy. Don't forget to feed Gary. Sometimes you forget to feed him.<br>
 
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'''Patrick''': So long, buddy. Don't forget to feed Gary. Sometimes you forget to feed him.
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'''SpongeBob''': What have I done? Patrick can't survive in prison. He's too soft. Wait! (runs up to the judge) Patrick's  
 
'''SpongeBob''': What have I done? Patrick can't survive in prison. He's too soft. Wait! (runs up to the judge) Patrick's  
innocent. I tore up Patrick's license and threw it out the window. I'm the litterbug. Take me instead.
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innocent. I tore up Patrick's license and threw it out the window. I'm the litterbug. Take me instead.<br>
  
'''Judge''': Well, considering there's no legal precedent...oh, what the heck. 90 days! (SpongeBob is put in jail)
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Judge: Well, considering there's no legal precedent...oh, what the heck. 90 days! (SpongeBob is put in jail)<br>
  
'''French Narrator''': ''One debt to society later...'' (door buzzes. SpongeBob is released from jail where Patrick is waiting for him)
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Narrator: One debt to society later... (door buzzes. SpongeBob is let go out of jail where Patrick is waiting for him)<br>
  
'''SpongeBob''': Patrick!
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'''SpongeBob''': Patrick!<br>
  
'''Patrick''': SpongeBob! (both hug)
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'''Patrick''': SpongeBob! (both hug)<br>
  
'''SpongeBob''': I'm glad you passed the test. I'm glad you have a license. And to prove it, I made you this: Pals 4 Ever. (shows him a license plate that reads "PALS 4 EVER") Let's put it on your boat mobile, buddy.
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'''SpongeBob''': I'm glad you passed the test. I'm glad you have a license. And to prove it, I made you this: Pals 4 Ever. (shows  
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him a license plate that reads "PALS 4 EVER") Let's put it on your boat mobile, buddy.<br>
  
'''Patrick''': Oh, I don't have a boat mobile anymore.
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'''Patrick''': Oh, I don't have a boat mobile anymore.<br>
  
'''SpongeBob''': What?
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'''SpongeBob''': What?<br>
  
'''Patrick''': It stopped working so I threw it away. The needle was on E and I figured that must mean end.
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'''Patrick''': It stopped working so I threw it away. The needle was on E and I figured that must mean end.<br>
  
'''SpongeBob''': Oh, then what do we do with this? (Patrick takes it and puts it on his behind)
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'''SpongeBob''': Oh, then what do we do with this? (Patrick takes it and puts it on his behind)<br>
  
'''Patrick''': How's that?
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'''Patrick''': How's that?<br>
  
'''SpongeBob''': Yeah!
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'''SpongeBob''': Yeah!<br>
  
'''Patrick''': Ready, buddy?
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'''Patrick''': Ready, buddy?<br>
  
 
'''SpongeBob''': Ready, pal. (hops on Patrick's shoulders and makes car noises) Whoo! Whoo!
 
'''SpongeBob''': Ready, pal. (hops on Patrick's shoulders and makes car noises) Whoo! Whoo!
  
 
{{Transcripts/Season 4}}
 
{{Transcripts/Season 4}}
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[[Category:Transcript]]
 
[[Category:Transcript]]
 
[[Category:Episode Transcripts/Season 4]]
 
[[Category:Episode Transcripts/Season 4]]

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