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==Dialogue==
 
==Dialogue==
  
(SpongeBob and Patrick are standing in front of the pineapple as the mailman comes walking by and puts a package into SpongeBob's mailbox)<br>
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(SpongeBob and Patrick are standing in front of the pineapple as the mailman comes walking by and puts a package into SpongeBob's mailbox.)<br>
  
 
[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]] & [[Patrick Star|Patrick]]: It's here! (takes out the package and opens it)<br>
 
[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]] & [[Patrick Star|Patrick]]: It's here! (takes out the package and opens it)<br>
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'''SpongeBob''': Behold, Patrick! The official Goofy Goober Back Scratcher! And it only cost me 52 box-tops.<br>
 
'''SpongeBob''': Behold, Patrick! The official Goofy Goober Back Scratcher! And it only cost me 52 box-tops.<br>
  
'''Patrick''': Whoa.<br>
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'''Patrick''': Wow.<br>
  
 
'''SpongeBob''': (scratches his back with the item) Ooh. Mm-hmm. Oh... Oh! Whoo! Oh, yeah, that's it!<br>
 
'''SpongeBob''': (scratches his back with the item) Ooh. Mm-hmm. Oh... Oh! Whoo! Oh, yeah, that's it!<br>
  
'''Patrick''': Let me try! (uses the item to scratch his back) Ahh...<br>
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'''Patrick''': Let me try! (uses the item to scratch his back)<br>
  
 
'''SpongeBob''': Uh, Patrick, that's not the back scratcher. That's my arm.<br>
 
'''SpongeBob''': Uh, Patrick, that's not the back scratcher. That's my arm.<br>
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'''Patrick''': What's it saying?<br>
 
'''Patrick''': What's it saying?<br>
  
'''SpongeBob''': It says... "It's dark in here." Got anything else, Sandy?<br>
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'''SpongeBob''': It's saying... "It's dark in here." Got anything else, Sandy?<br>
  
Sandy: There's my nuttachino machine. It makes a nice hot, frothy cup of any nut you choose. (puts the nut into the machine. The  
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Sandy: There's my nuttachino machine. It makes a hot, frothy cup of any nut you choose. (puts the nut into the machine. The  
 
nuts screams which makes SpongeBob sad) And lastly, my fully automated nutcracker. (turns it on. The nutcracker tries to  
 
nuts screams which makes SpongeBob sad) And lastly, my fully automated nutcracker. (turns it on. The nutcracker tries to  
 
crack open a nut but it can't and gives up) Oh! I can't even make a simple nutcracker.<br>
 
crack open a nut but it can't and gives up) Oh! I can't even make a simple nutcracker.<br>
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'''SpongeBob''': That's a mirror, Patrick. It's already been invented.<br>
 
'''SpongeBob''': That's a mirror, Patrick. It's already been invented.<br>
  
'''Patrick''': Somebody keeps stealing my ideas.<br>
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'''Patrick''': Somebody keeps stealing my ideas, huh?<br>
  
 
SpongeBob's Image: (strange accent) Well, I thought it was a pretty good idea.<br>
 
SpongeBob's Image: (strange accent) Well, I thought it was a pretty good idea.<br>
  
'''SpongeBob''': (his invention crashes, nothing but a spring) Ohh... I give up. I'll never invent anything. (acoustic guitar plays. It's Sandy)
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'''SpongeBob''': (his invention crashes, nothing but a spring) Ooh... I give up. I'll never invent anything. (acoustic guitar plays. It's Sandy)
  
'''''Music:''''' "[[So Long Bikini Bottom (Song)|So Long Bikini Bottom]]"
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'''''Music:''''' "[[So Long Bikini Bottom]]"
 
  So long, Bikini Bottom
 
  So long, Bikini Bottom
 
  I can't leave without a good-bye
 
  I can't leave without a good-bye
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  There's so many things I'll miss
 
  There's so many things I'll miss
 
  From your smoggy, crowded city
 
  From your smoggy, crowded city
  To your stingin' jellyfish
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  To your stingin' [[jellyfish]]
  
 
  This town is filled with many things
 
  This town is filled with many things
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Professor Percy: We are the board of directors of Tree Dome Enterprises Limited, and we are here to ascertain if Miss  
 
Professor Percy: We are the board of directors of Tree Dome Enterprises Limited, and we are here to ascertain if Miss  
Cheeks' inventions are up to snuff.<br>
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Cheek's inventions are up to snuff.<br>
  
 
'''SpongeBob''': Why everyone in town has benefited from Sandy's scientific knowledge. Before Sandy showed up, I used to be a  
 
'''SpongeBob''': Why everyone in town has benefited from Sandy's scientific knowledge. Before Sandy showed up, I used to be a  
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'''Patrick''': Doctor Professor Patrick. Don't mind him. You know how interns are.<br>
 
'''Patrick''': Doctor Professor Patrick. Don't mind him. You know how interns are.<br>
  
Professor Percy: Where is Miss Cheeks?<br>
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Professor Percy: Where is [[Sandy|Miss Cheeks]]?<br>
  
 
'''SpongeBob''': She should be back any moment.<br>
 
'''SpongeBob''': She should be back any moment.<br>
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'''SpongeBob''': Patrick.<br>
 
'''SpongeBob''': Patrick.<br>
  
'''Patrick''': That's Mr. Doctor Professor Patrick to you!<br>
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'''Patrick''': That's Mr. [[Patrick|Doctor Professor Patrick]] to you!<br>
  
 
'''SpongeBob''': Don't you think it's time to show them Sandy's invention, Mr. Doctor Professor Patrick?<br>
 
'''SpongeBob''': Don't you think it's time to show them Sandy's invention, Mr. Doctor Professor Patrick?<br>
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'''SpongeBob''': Uh-huh. Isn't it great?<br>
 
'''SpongeBob''': Uh-huh. Isn't it great?<br>
  
Lord Reginald: An automatic back scratcher, hair comber, nose picker, ukulele tuner. Yes, well, I've heard that claim  
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Lord Reginald: An automatic back scratcher, hair comber, nose picker, ukulele tuner. Yes, well I've heard that claim  
 
before.<br>
 
before.<br>
  
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'''SpongeBob''': Pudding? I don't remember that part of the invention.<br>
 
'''SpongeBob''': Pudding? I don't remember that part of the invention.<br>
  
Lord Reginald: And now it's tuning my ukulele. (one sour note of the ukelele and the invention gets out-of-control. Lord  
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Lord Reginald: Now it's tuning my ukulele. (one sour note of the ukelele and the invention gets out-of-control. Lord  
Reginald is hit on the head with the ukulele) Ouch! Ooh! I say, was that necessary? (is slapped in the back of his head)  
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Reginald is hit on the head with the ukulele) Ouch! Oo! I say, was that necessary? (is slapped in the back of his head)  
 
You, sir, are impertinent. (a pair of scissors, fire, a saw, and more gadgets surround him) Oh, dear. (screams)<br>
 
You, sir, are impertinent. (a pair of scissors, fire, a saw, and more gadgets surround him) Oh, dear. (screams)<br>
  
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Bus Driver: It sure does. We make stops in Quittersville, Failuretown, and Loserburg. (Sandy heres the screaming)<br>
 
Bus Driver: It sure does. We make stops in Quittersville, Failuretown, and Loserburg. (Sandy heres the screaming)<br>
  
Sandy: What in tarnation? (enters her treedome) What's with all the monkey business? (gasps)<br>
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Sandy: What in tar nation? (enters her treedome) What's with all the monkey business? (gasps)<br>
  
 
'''SpongeBob''': Sandy!<br>
 
'''SpongeBob''': Sandy!<br>

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