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| − | + | SpongeBob:(singing) Workin' at the Krusty Krab! Workin' at the Krusty Krab! La, la, la, la! Loo... (speaking) Squidward? Squidward? (snaps fingers four times) Squidward, are you okay? | |
| − | + | Squidward: Hm? Oh! I couldn't be better! | |
| − | + | SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs! It happened again, Mr. Krabs! | |
| − | + | Mr. Krabs: What are you talking about? | |
| − | + | SpongeBob: It's Squidward! | |
| − | + | Squidward: (smiling and staring into the distance) | |
| − | + | SpongeBob: What is it about the third Wednesday of every month that makes Squidward so happy? | |
| − | + | Mysterious man: Psst. Squidward? | |
| − | + | Squidward: Roger! Is that you? | |
| − | + | Mysterious man: Tonight's the big night. | |
| − | + | Squidward: (Gasp!) | |
| − | + | A few hours pass. It is night now. | |
| − | + | SpongeBob: These camouflage outfits should help us find out what Squidward's secret Wednesday secret is! | |
| − | + | SpongeBob and Patrick: (giggling) | |
| − | + | Squidward: (walks out of his house) | |
| − | + | SpongeBob and Patrick: (dive into kelp. When Squidward walks away, they follow him.) | |
| − | + | Squidward:(sitting at bus stop. The bus arrives, and Squidward gets in.) | |
| − | + | SpongeBob and Patrick: (hiding under Squidward's bus seat.) | |
| − | + | The bus arrives at a strange, pyramid-shaped building. Squidward gets off the bus. | |
| − | + | Squidward: Hello, Brother Roger. | |
| − | + | Squidward and Brother Roger: (do secret hand-shake) | |
| − | + | Brother Roger: Come right in, Brother Squidward. | |
| − | + | Squidward: Thank you. | |
| − | + | Lodge members: (talking) | |
| − | + | Squidward: Ah. This almost makes the other three hundred and fifty-three days worth living for. | |
| − | + | Lodge leader: For centuries, cephalapods have had but one nemisis. Let ye among you who wishes to join the lodge face your greatest fear. Contagarus Moray Eelyus! | |
| − | + | Lodge members: (Gasp!) | |
| − | + | Contagarus Moray Eelyus: Huh? | |
| − | + | New lodge member: (shivering while walking up to the moray eel's cage) | |
| − | + | Squidward: I'll never forget my initiation ceremony. | |
| − | + | New lodge member: (shivering) | |
| − | + | Contagarus Moray Eelyus: (stings new lodge member) | |
| − | + | Lodge members: (cheering) | |
| − | + | Brother Roger: (puts lodge hat on new lodge member) | |
| − | + | SpongeBob and Patrick: (clapping) | |
| − | + | SpongeBob: Yeah! Way to go! | |
| − | + | Patrick: Way to go! | |
| − | + | Lodge members: (Gasp!) | |
| − | + | Lodge leader: (Gasp!) | |
| − | + | SpongeBob and Patrick: (clapping) | |
| − | + | Squidward: SpongeBob! Patrick! Did you follow me here? | |
| − | + | Lodge leader: Brother Squidward! For thousands of years, no outsiders have witnessed this sacred initiation. You have desicrated the sanctity of this lodge! | |
| − | + | Squidward: But...but, I..I...I.... | |
| − | + | Squidward and SpongeBob:(get kicked out of lodge) | |
| − | + | Squidward: I can't believe it. They kicked me out of the Cephalapod Lodge. | |
| − | + | SpongeBob: Do we get to join the lodge? | |
| − | + | Squidward: Were you dropped on your head when you were a baby? | |
| − | + | SpongeBob: Huh! How did you know? | |
| − | + | Squidward: Pshycic powers. Hey! Where's Patrick? | |
| − | + | SpongeBob: Maybe he got to join the lodge! | |
| − | + | Patrick: (falls out of the sky and crushes Squidward) | |
| − | + | SpongeBob: Or... maybe not. They didn't let you join either? | |
| − | + | Patrick: Nah. I found the institution had nothing of to offer me. I was stagnated. | |
| − | + | SpongeBob: Hey, where's Squidward? | |
| − | + | Patrick: Hold on. (shakes right leg. Nothing happens. shakes left leg) | |
| − | + | Squidward: (head pops out of Patrick's shorts) | |
| − | + | Patrick: Found Squidward. (pulls Squidward out of his shorts. Then, pulls the hat out and puts it on Squidward's head.) | |
| − | + | Squidward: The last thing in my life I really enjoyed. And SpongeBob ruined it, too. | |
| − | + | Patrick: Well, at least you still have the hat. | |
| − | + | Squidward: Yeah. I do, don't I? | |
| − | + | Brother Roger: Eh, hem. (takes Squidward's hat) | |
| − | + | SpongeBob: You still have your robes. | |
| − | + | Brother Roger: (takes Squidward's robes) | |
| − | + | Patrick: You still have your underwear. | |
| − | + | Brother Roger: (takes Sguidaward's underwear) | |
| − | + | Squidward: No! | |
| − | + | SpongeBob: (covers his own eyes and Patrick's) | |
| − | + | Squidward: (pulls on his regular shirt) You can look now. | |
| − | + | SpongeBob: Don't you worry, Squidward. I'm sure if Paatrick and I just explain what happened, they're sure to let you back in. | |
| − | + | (knocks on Cephalopod Lodge door) | |
| − | + | Brother Roger: What is it? Oh, it’s you two. | |
| − | + | SpongeBob: We just came to explain that Squidward had no idea that we followed him to the lodge. So, it's not his fault. | |
| − | + | Patrick: Yeah. Not his fault. | |
| − | + | Brother Roger: Then whose fault was it? | |
| − | + | Patrick: Was it my fault? | |
| − | + | SpongeBob: No, it wasn't your fault, Patrick. | |
| − | + | Patrick: Thanks, SpongeBob. And it wasn't your fault either. | |
| − | + | Brother Roger: Well, if it wasn't your fault, and it wasn't Squidward's fault, whose fault was it? | |
| − | + | Patrick: Uh...maybe it's your fault. | |
| − | + | Brother Roger: Squidward is never allowed in this lodge again! | |
| − | + | Squidward: SpongeBob! Are they letting me back in the lodge?! | |
| − | + | SpongeBob: No. You can't set foot in the lodge. | |
| − | + | Patrick: Ever! | |
| − | + | Squidward: Oh. Now that you two have ruined the last good thing in my life,...I think I'll go slam my head in the door. Repeateatly. | |
| − | + | SpongeBob: Squidward, wait! I'm sorry we got you kicked out of your lodge. Is there anything I can do to make it up to you? | |
| − | + | Squidward: No. Why didn't you just make up your own dumb club instead of ruining mine? | |
| − | + | SpongeBob: That's it!!! (jumps on Squidward) Squidward! We'll make our own club! And it'll be so much better than that dumb old Ceph-f-f-f-f-alopod Lodge! And you can be our leader! How great does that sound, O Mighty One?! Wanna join our club, Patrick? | |
| − | + | Patrick: Dog-pile on Squidward! | |
| − | + | Squidward: Aaahhhh! | |
| − | + | The three walk back home. | |
| − | + | SpongeBob: Squidward, you're the lodge expert. What do we do first? | |
| − | + | Squidward: Say good-bye. (enters his house) | |
| − | + | SpongeBob and Patrick: Good-bye! | |
| − | + | Squidward: Morons. | |
| − | + | SpongeBob: (climbs in through Squidward's window) So anyway, Squidward, I was thinking we should be working on our secret lodge initiation. | |
| − | + | Patrick: (falls through Squidward's window) Hey. | |
| − | + | SpongeBob: Patrick and I have come up with a secret hand-shake. | |
| − | + | Patrick: Secret! | |
| − | + | SpongeBob: (claps hands over head) | |
| − | + | SpongeBob and Patrick: Patty-cake, patty-cake, sailor man! Bake me a cake as fast... | |
| − | + | Squidward: SpongeBob! That's not a secret hand-shake! Everybody knows Patty-cake! | |
| − | + | SpongeBob: Not the way we do it. | |
| − | + | Patrick: We don't use our pinkies. | |
| − | + | Squidward: (pushes SpongeBob and Patrick out of his house) Out!!!!!! | |
| − | + | Patrick: I don't think Squidward wants to join our lodge. | |
| − | + | SpongeBob: Oh, sure he does. He just needs a little push. (knocks on Squidward's door) | |
| − | + | Squidward: Oh, what now? I'm coming! What do you... Great. Must be one of SpongeBob's pranks. | |
| − | + | SpongeBob: (traps Squidward in a light brown bag) Let's move. (SpongeBob and Patrick carry the bag away.) | |
| − | + | They arrive at Jellyfish Fields. | |
| − | + | SpongeBob: Okay, we can let him out now. | |
| − | + | Squidward: Are you insane? You kidnapped me? | |
| − | + | SpongeBob: Oh, we didn't kidnap you. We just brought you here for... | |
| − | + | Patrick: Initiation. | |
| − | + | Squidward: What? What kind of initiation? | |
| − | + | SpongeBob: A very special initiation. (pulls a jellyfish out of his net) | |
| − | + | Squidward: Oh, boy. Look at the time! Gotta run. | |
| − | + | Patrick: (smashes Squidward to the ground) | |
| − | + | SpongeBob: Would you care to go first, Brother Patrick? | |
| − | + | Patrick: After you, Brother SpongeBob. | |
| − | + | SpongeBob: (flicks the jellyfish and puts it on his tounge) Ow! Ooo, ooo! Ow! Brother Patrick. | |
| − | + | Patrick: Brother SpongeBob. (slaps the jellyfish and puts it on his tounge) Aaahhhh! Brother Squidward. (pulls on Squidward's tounge and puts the jellyfish on it) | |
| − | + | Squidward: (jumps into the air) Eee-aahhhhhhh! | |
| − | + | The next morning, SpongeBob, Patrick, and Squidward are all back at home. | |
| − | + | Unknown person: (knocks on Squidward's door) | |
| − | + | Squidward: What's this? Can it be? My lodge robes! I'm back in the lodge! I gotta try 'em on! (He comes out of his room, dressed in a chicken suit) Huh? This can't be right! These aren't my cephalopod robes! | |
| − | + | SpongeBob and Patrick: (giggling. They are in chicken suits, too.) | |
| − | + | SpongeBob: They sure aren't. They're your uniform for your new lodge! Welcome to the first official meeting of...the Feather Friends. | |
| − | + | Squidward: Feather Friends? | |
| − | + | SpongeBob: Somebody already had Feather Buddies. | |
| − | + | Patrick: Yeah. Those Feather Buddies better hope they don't run into us in a dark alley. | |
| − | + | Squidward: Grrrr. (shreads his chicken suit) I don't wanna be a Feather Buddy! | |
| − | + | SpongeBob: Do you still wanna be a Feather Friend? | |
| − | + | Squidward: Grrr...no. | |
| − | + | SpongeBob: Aw...Squidward, I hadn't realized how special your lodge was to you. I'll get you back in that club. And I know just how to do it. (takes off his chicken suit) Everything we need is in this drawer. (pulls Squidward's sock out of the drawer) | |
| − | + | Squidward: A sock? | |
| − | + | SpongeBob: Not just a sock...a disguise. Patrick and I will climb inside the sock and pretend to be a giant albino eel. We will then gain entrance to the lodge, and frighten everyone inside. Once they're good and terrified, you, Squidward, will storm in, defeat that giant eel, and rescue all the lodge members. You'll be a hero, Squidward. They'll half to let you back in the lodge! | |
| − | + | Patrick: Hm. It's genius. But, I see one flaw in your plan. | |
| − | + | Squidward: One flaw? | |
| − | + | Patrick: That sock is way too small. | |
| − | + | SpongeBob: It is. Time to break out the heavy artillary. (grabs a giant sock) | |
| − | + | Patrick: That's what I'm talkin' about! | |
| − | + | It is night time at the Cephalopod Lodge. | |
| − | + | Albino eel (SpongeBob): Okay, Squidward. Just give us five minutes and then do your stuff. | |
| − | + | Albino eel (SpongeBob and Patrick): (walk to the lodge) | |
| − | + | Squidward: Huh. | |
| − | + | Narrator: 5 minutes later....... | |
| − | + | Squidward: (walks to the lodge) This is ridiculous, No one is dumb enough to believe SpongeBob and Patrick are a..a....giant albino eel! | |
| − | + | Lodge members: (screaming and running) | |
| − | + | Albino eel (Patrick): Roooo! | |
| − | + | Albino eel (SpongeBob): Roar! | |
| − | + | Lodge members: (screaming and running) | |
| − | + | Albino eel (Patrick): Roo! | |
| − | + | Albino eel (SpongeBob): Roar! | |
| − | + | Squidward: Unbelievable. | |
| − | + | Lodge member: Squidward! | |
| − | + | Brother Roger: Look out! | |
| − | + | Lodge member: There's a giant abino eel on the loose! | |
| − | + | Squidward: (clears throat) Do not worry. I will save you. Be gone, foul beast, or, I will smite thee. (punches the sock twice) | |
| − | + | Albino eel (SpongeBob and Patrick): Oh! Oh, ow! Ow! Oof! (sock flattens and collapses) | |
| − | + | Lodge members: (cheering) Squidward! Squidward! Squidward! | |
| − | + | Squidward: (laughing) | |
| − | + | Brother Roger: (gives Squidward his hat and robes) | |
| − | + | SpongeBob and Patrick: (cheering) | |
| − | + | SpongeBob: Way to go, Squidward. | |
| − | + | Patrick: It works! | |
| − | + | Squidward: Whoa! | |
| − | + | SpongeBob, Patrick, and Squidward: (get kicked out of lodge) | |
| − | + | SpongeBob: Don't worry, Squidward. We still have the Feather Friends. | |
| − | + | Patrick: But you'll have to pass the initiation again. | |
| − | + | Squidward: Aaah! Aaaahhhh! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! | |
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