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==Characters==
 
==Characters==
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*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]
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*[[SpongeBob]]
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*[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]]
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*[[Squidward]]
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*[[Patrick Star|Patrick]]
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*[[Patrick]]
 
*[[Eugene H. Krabs]]
 
*[[Eugene H. Krabs]]
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*Chief of the society
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* Chief of the society
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*Roger
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* Roger
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*Little Sock
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*Giant Sock
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==Dialogue==
 
==Dialogue==
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'''SpongeBob''': (singing) Workin' at the Krusty Krab! Workin' at the Krusty Krab! La, la, la, la! Doo... (stops when he sees Squidward smiling and staring into the distance) Squidward? Squidward? (snaps fingers four times) Squidward, are you okay?
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SpongeBob:(singing) Workin' at the Krusty Krab! Workin' at the Krusty Krab! La, la, la, la! Doo... (speaking) Squidward? Squidward? (snaps fingers four times) Squidward, are you okay?
  
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'''Squidward''': Hm? Oh! I couldn't be better!
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Squidward: Hm? Oh! I couldn't be better!
  
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'''SpongeBob''': Mr. Krabs! (He runs to Mr. Krabs' office. Mr. Krabs is stacking his money into a sculpture of himself in his office when suddenly SpongeBob crashes into him destroying it) It happened again, Mr. Krabs!
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SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs! It happened again, Mr. Krabs!
  
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'''Mr. Krabs''': What are you talking about?
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Mr. Krabs: What are you talking about?
  
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'''SpongeBob''': It's Squidward! (Squidward continues to smile and stare into the distance) What is it about the third Wednesday of every month that makes Squidward so happy?
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SpongeBob: It's Squidward!
  
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'''Mysterious man''': Psst. Squidward?
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Squidward: (smiling and staring into the distance)
  
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'''Squidward''': Roger! Is that you?
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SpongeBob: What is it about the third Wednesday of every month that makes Squidward so happy?
  
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'''Mysterious man''': Tonight's the big night. (Squidward gasps. Bubble-wipe to night)
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Mysterious man: Psst. Squidward?
  
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'''SpongeBob''': These camouflage outfits should help us find out what Squidward's secret Wednesday secret is! (he and Patrick giggle. Squidward walks out of his house. SpongeBob and Patrick dive into kelp. When Squidward walks away, they follow him to a bus stop. A bus arrives, and Squidward gets in. SpongeBob and Patrick follow and hide under Squidward's bus seat. The bus arrives at a strange, pyramid-shaped building. Squidward gets off the bus)
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Squidward: Roger! Is that you?
  
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'''Squidward''': Hello, Brother Roger. (he and Brother Roger do secret hand-shake)
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Mysterious man: Tonight's the big night.
  
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'''Brother Roger''': Come right in, Brother Squidward.
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Squidward: (Gasp!)
  
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'''Squidward''': Thank you. (lodge members are talking. Puts on red robes like the other lodge members) Ah. This almost makes the other 353 days worth living for. (a gong chimes. Everyone including Squidward gathers around lodge leader)
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A few hours pass. It is night now.
  
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'''Lodge leader''': For centuries, cephalopods have had but one nemesis. Let ye among you who wishes to join the lodge face your greatest fear. Cantankerous Moray Eelius! (lodge members gasp)
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SpongeBob: These camouflage outfits should help us find out what Squidward's secret Wednesday secret is!
  
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'''Cantankerous Moray Eelius''': Huh? (a new lodge member shivers while walking up to the moray eel's cage)
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SpongeBob and Patrick: (giggling)
  
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'''Squidward''': I'll never forget my initiation ceremony. (new lodge member is shivering. Cantankerous Moray Eeleus stings new lodge member. Lodge members cheer. Brother Roger puts lodge hat on new lodge member. SpongeBob and Patrick clap)
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Squidward: (walks out of his house)
  
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'''SpongeBob''': Yeah! Way to go!
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SpongeBob and Patrick: (dive into kelp. When Squidward walks away, they follow him.)
  
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'''Patrick''': Way to go! (all lodge members, including the leader, gasp. SpongeBob and Psatrick are still clapping)
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Squidward:(sitting at bus stop. The bus arrives, and Squidward gets in.)
  
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'''Squidward''': (gasps) SpongeBob? Patrick? Did you follow me here? (SpongeBob shakes his head but Patrick nods)
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SpongeBob and Patrick: (hiding under Squidward's bus seat.)
  
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'''Lodge leader''': Brother Squidward! For thousands of years, no outsiders have witnessed this sacred initiation. You have deliberately desecrated the sanctity of this lodge!
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The bus arrives at a strange, pyramid-shaped building. Squidward gets off the bus.
  
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'''Snooty male judge''': Kick him out!
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Squidward: Hello, Brother Roger.
  
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'''Squidward''': But...but, I...I...I...I... (he and SpongeBob get kicked out of the cephalopod lodge. Squidward lands with his head stuck in the ground. He flails about wildly and we hear muffled shouting coming from him. SpongeBob pulls him out of the dirt) I can't believe it. They kicked me out of the Cephalopod Lodge.
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Squidward and Brother Roger: (do secret hand-shake)
  
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'''SpongeBob''': Do we get to join the lodge? (Squidward makes a face and SpongeBob smiles)
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Brother Roger: Come right in, Brother Squidward.
  
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'''Squidward''': Were you dropped on your head when you were a baby?
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Squidward: Thank you.
  
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'''SpongeBob''': Huh? How did you know?
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Lodge members: (talking)
  
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'''Squidward''': Psychic powers. Hey! Where's Patrick?
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Squidward: Ah. This almost makes the other three hundred and fifty-three days worth living for.
  
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'''SpongeBob''': Maybe he got to join the lodge! (Patrick falls out of the sky and crushes Squidward) Or... maybe not. They didn't let you join either?
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Lodge leader: For centuries, cephalopods have had but one nemesis. Let ye among you who wishes to join the lodge face your greatest fear. Cantankerous Moray Eeleus!
  
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'''Patrick''': Nah. I found the institution had nothing left to offer me. I was stagnating.
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Lodge members: (Gasp!)
  
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'''SpongeBob''': Hey, where's Squidward at?
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Cantankerous Moray Eeleus: Huh?
  
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'''Patrick''': Hold on. (shakes his right leg. Nothing happens, so he shakes his left leg. Squidward's head pops out of Patrick's shorts) I found Squidward. (pulls Squidward out of his shorts. Pulls the hat out and puts it on Squidward's head)
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New lodge member: (shivering while walking up to the moray eel's cage)
  
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'''Squidward''': The last thing in my life I really enjoyed, and SpongeBob ruined it, too.
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Squidward: I'll never forget my initiation ceremony.
  
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'''Patrick''': Well, at least you still have the hat.
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New lodge member: (shivering)
  
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'''Squidward''': Yeah. I do, don't I?
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Cantankerous Moray Eeleus: (stings new lodge member)
  
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'''Brother Roger''': Ahem. (takes Squidward's hat)
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Lodge members: (cheering)
  
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'''SpongeBob''': You still have your robes. (Brother Roger takes Squidward's robes off)
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Brother Roger: (puts lodge hat on new lodge member)
  
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'''Patrick''': You still have your underwear. (Brother Roger takes off Squidward's underwear, leaving him [off-camera] naked)
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SpongeBob and Patrick: (clapping)
  
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'''Squidward''': No! (SpongeBob covers his own eyes and Patrick's. Pulls on his regular shirt) You can look now, you two.
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SpongeBob: Yeah! Way to go!
  
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'''SpongeBob''': Don't you worry, Squidward. I'm sure if Patrick and I just explain what happened, they're sure to let you back in. (Bubble-wipe to him knocking on Cephalopod Lodge door)
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Patrick: Way to go!
  
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'''Brother Roger''': What is it? Oh, it’s you two.
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Lodge members: (Gasp!)
  
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'''SpongeBob''': We just came to explain that Squidward had no idea that we followed him to the lodge. So it's not his fault.
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Lodge leader: (Gasp!)
  
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'''Patrick''': Yeah. Not his fault.
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SpongeBob and Patrick: (clapping)
  
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'''Brother Roger''': Well, then, whose fault was it?
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Squidward: SpongeBob! Patrick! Did you follow me here?
  
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'''Patrick''': Was it my fault?
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Lodge leader: Brother Squidward! For thousands of years, no outsiders have witnessed this sacred initiation. You have desicrated the sanctity of this lodge!
  
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'''SpongeBob''': No, it wasn't your fault, Patrick.
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Squidward: But...but, I..I...I....
  
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'''Patrick''': Thanks, SpongeBob. And it wasn't your fault either.
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Squidward and SpongeBob:(get kicked out of lodge)
  
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'''Brother Roger''': Well, if it wasn't your fault and it wasn't Squidward's fault, then whose fault was it?
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Squidward: I can't believe it. They kicked me out of the Cephalapod Lodge.
  
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'''Patrick''': Uh... maybe it's your fault.
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SpongeBob: Do we get to join the lodge?
  
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'''Brother Roger''': Squidward is never allowed in this lodge again! (slams door)
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Squidward: Were you dropped on your head when you were a baby?
  
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'''Squidward''': SpongeBob! Are they letting me back in the lodge?!
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SpongeBob: Huh! How did you know?
  
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'''SpongeBob''': No. You can't set foot in the lodge.
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Squidward: Pshycic powers. Hey! Where's Patrick?
  
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'''Patrick''': Ever!
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SpongeBob: Maybe he got to join the lodge!
  
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'''Squidward''': Oh. Now that you two have ruined the last good thing in my life... I think I'll go home and slam my head in the door...repeatedly.
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Patrick: (falls out of the sky and crushes Squidward)
  
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'''SpongeBob''': Squidward, wait! I'm sorry we got you kicked out of your lodge. Is there anything I can do to make it up to you?
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SpongeBob: Or... maybe not. They didn't let you join either?
  
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'''Squidward''': No. Why didn't you just make up your own dumb club instead of ruining mine?
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Patrick: Nah. I found the institution had nothing of to offer me. I was stagnated.
  
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'''SpongeBob''': That's it! (jumps on Squidward) Squidward! We'll make our own club! And it'll be so much better than that dumb old Cephalop-olaphapa Lodge! And you can be our leader! How great does that sound, O Mighty One?! Want to join our club, Patrick?
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SpongeBob: Hey, where's Squidward?
  
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'''Patrick''': Dog-pile on Squidward! (Squidward screams. Bubble-wipe to the three walking back home)
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Patrick: Hold on. (shakes right leg. Nothing happens. shakes left leg)
  
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'''SpongeBob''': Squidward, you're the lodge expert. What do we do first?
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Squidward: (head pops out of Patrick's shorts)
  
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'''Squidward''': Say goodbye. (enters his house)
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Patrick: Found Squidward. (pulls Squidward out of his shorts. Then, pulls the hat out and puts it on Squidward's head.)
  
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'''SpongeBob and Patrick''': Good-bye!
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Squidward: The last thing in my life I really enjoyed. And SpongeBob ruined it, too.
  
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'''Squidward''': Morons.
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Patrick: Well, at least you still have the hat.
  
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'''SpongeBob''': (climbs in through Squidward's window) So anyway, Squidward, I was thinking we should be working on our secret lodge initiation.
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Squidward: Yeah. I do, don't I?
  
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'''Patrick''': (falls through Squidward's window) Hey.
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Brother Roger: Eh, hem. (takes Squidward's hat)
  
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'''SpongeBob''': Patrick and I have come up with a secret handshake.
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SpongeBob: You still have your robes.
  
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'''Patrick''': Secret! (SpongeBob claps his hands over his head)
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Brother Roger: (takes Squidward's robes)
  
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'''SpongeBob and Patrick''': Patty cake, patty cake, sailor man! Bake me a cake as fast...
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Patrick: You still have your underwear.
  
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'''Squidward''': SpongeBob! That's not a secret handshake! Everyone knows Patty Cake!
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Brother Roger: (takes Sguidaward's underwear)
  
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'''SpongeBob''': Not the way we do it.
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Squidward: No!
  
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'''Patrick''': We don't use our pinkies.
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SpongeBob: (covers his own eyes and Patrick's)
  
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'''Squidward''': (pushes SpongeBob and Patrick out of his house) '''''OUT!'''''
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Squidward: (pulls on his regular shirt) You can look now.
  
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'''Patrick''': I don't think Squidward wants to join our lodge.
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SpongeBob: Don't you worry, Squidward. I'm sure if Patrick and I just explain what happened, they're sure to let you back in.
  
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'''SpongeBob''': Oh, sure he does. He just needs a little push. (knocks on Squidward's door)
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(knocks on Cephalopod Lodge door)
  
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'''Squidward''': Oh, what now? I'm coming! What do you... Great. Must be one of SpongeBob's pranks.
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Brother Roger: What is it? Oh, it’s you two.
  
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'''SpongeBob''': (traps Squidward in a light brown bag) Let's move. (he and Patrick carry the bag away. Bubble-wipe to a while later. They arrive at Jellyfish Fields)
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SpongeBob: We just came to explain that Squidward had no idea that we followed him to the lodge. So, it's not his fault.
  
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'''SpongeBob''': Okay, we can let him out now.
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Patrick: Yeah. Not his fault.
  
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'''Squidward''': Are you insane? You kidnapped me?
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Brother Roger: Then who's fault was it?
  
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'''SpongeBob''': Oh, we didn't kidnap you. We just brought you here for...
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Patrick: Was it my fault?
  
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'''Patrick''': Initiation.
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SpongeBob: No, it wasn't your fault, Patrick.
  
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'''Squidward''': What? What kind of initiation?
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Patrick: Thanks, SpongeBob. And it wasn't your fault either.
  
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'''SpongeBob''': A very ''special'' initiation. (pulls a jellyfish out of his net)
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Brother Roger: Well, if it wasn't your fault, and it wasn't Squidward's fault, who's fault was it?
  
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'''Squidward''': Oh, boy. Look at the time! Gotta run. (Patrick smashes Squidward to the ground so he can't leave)
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Patrick: Uh...maybe it's your fault.
  
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'''SpongeBob''': Would you care to go first, Brother Patrick?
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Brother Roger: '''''SQUIDWARD IS NEVER ALLOWED IN THIS LODGE AGAIN!'''''
  
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'''Patrick''': After you, Brother SpongeBob.
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Squidward: SpongeBob! Are they letting me back in the lodge?!
  
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'''SpongeBob''': (flicks the jellyfish and puts it on his tongue) Ow! Ooo, ooo! Ooo! (muffled) Brother Patrick.
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SpongeBob: No. You can't set foot in the lodge.
  
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'''Patrick''': Brother SpongeBob. (slaps the jellyfish and puts it on his tongue) Aaahhhh! (muffled) Brother Squidward. (pulls on Squidward's tongue and puts the jellyfish on it. Squidward jumps into the air, screaming. Bubble-wipe to the next morning. SpongeBob, Patrick, and Squidward are all back at home. An unknown person knocks on Squidward's door, leaving a package behind)
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Patrick: Ever!
  
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'''Squidward''': What's this? Can it be? My lodge robes! I'm back in the lodge! I gotta try 'em on! (comes out of his room, dressed in a chicken suit) Huh? This can't be right! These aren't my cephalopod robes! (SpongeBob and Patrick giggle. They are in chicken suits, too)
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Squidward: Oh. Now that you two have ruined the last good thing in my life,...I think I'll go home and slam my head in the door. Repeatedly.
  
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'''SpongeBob''': They sure aren't. They're your uniform for your new lodge! Welcome to the first official meeting of the Feather Friends.
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SpongeBob: Squidward, wait! I'm sorry we got you kicked out of your lodge. Is there anything I can do to make it up to you?
  
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'''Squidward''': Feather Friends?
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Squidward: No. Why didn't you just make up your own dumb club instead of ruining mine?
  
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'''SpongeBob''': Somebody already had Feather Buddies.
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SpongeBob: That's it!!! (jumps on Squidward) Squidward! We'll make our own club! And it'll be so much better than that dumb old Cephalop-olaphapa Lodge! And you can be our leader! How great does that sound, O Mighty One?! Wanna join
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our club, Patrick?
  
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'''Patrick''': Yeah. Those Feather Buddies better hope they don't run into us in a dark alley.
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Patrick: Dog-pile on Squidward!
  
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'''Squidward''': (growls and rips his chicken suit in half) '''''I DON'T WANT TO BE A FEATHER BUDDY!'''''
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Squidward: Aaahhhh! (The three walk back home).
  
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'''SpongeBob''': Do you still want to be a Feather Friend?
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SpongeBob: Squidward, you're the lodge expert. What do we do first?
  
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'''Squidward''': Grrr...no.
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Squidward: Say good-bye. (enters his house)
  
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'''SpongeBob''': Aw...Squidward, I hadn't realized how special your lodge was to you. I'll get you back in that club. And I know just how to do it. (takes off his chicken suit) Everything we need is in this drawer. (pulls one of Squidward's socks out of the drawer)
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SpongeBob and Patrick: Good-bye!
  
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'''Squidward''': A sock?
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Squidward: Morons.
  
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'''SpongeBob''': Not just a sock...a disguise. Patrick and I will climb inside the sock and pretend to be a giant albino eel. We will then gain entrance to the lodge, and frighten everyone inside. Once they're good and terrified, you, Squidward, will storm in, defeat that giant eel, and rescue all the lodge members. You'll be a hero, Squidward. They'll have to let you back in the lodge!
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SpongeBob: (climbs in through Squidward's window) So anyway, Squidward, I was thinking we should be working on our secret lodge initiation.
  
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'''Patrick''': Hm. It's genius. But, I see one flaw in your plan.
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Patrick: (falls through Squidward's window) Hey.
  
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'''Squidward''': One flaw?
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SpongeBob: Patrick and I have come up with a secret hand-shake.
  
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'''Patrick''': That sock is way too small.
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Patrick: Secret!
  
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'''SpongeBob''': Yeah, it is. Time to break out the heavy artillery. (grabs a photo-realistic giant sock)
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SpongeBob: (claps hands over head)
  
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'''Patrick''': That's what I'm talking about! (bubble-wipe to night time at the Cephalopod Lodge, where another meeting is beginning. SpongeBob and Patrick, both inside the photo-realistic giant sock, and Squidward look on)
 
  
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'''Albino eel (SpongeBob)''': Okay, Squidward. Just give us five minutes and then do your stuff. (SpongeBob and Patrick walk to the lodge still inside the sock)
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SpongeBob and Patrick: Patty-cake, patty-cake, sailor man! Bake me a cake as fast...
  
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'''Squidward''': Huh? (time card appears)
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Squidward: SpongeBob! That's not a secret hand-shake! Everybody knows Patty-cake!
  
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'''French Narrator''': ''5 minutes later...''
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SpongeBob: Not the way we do it.
  
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'''Squidward''': (walks to the lodge) This is ridiculous. No one is dumb enough to believe SpongeBob and Patrick are a..a....giant albino eel?! (the lodge members are seen screaming and running away from the "albino eel")
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Patrick: We don't use our pinkies.
  
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'''Albino eel (Patrick)''': Roooo!
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Squidward: (pushes SpongeBob and Patrick out of his house) Out!!!!!!
  
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'''Albino eel (SpongeBob)''': ROOOOOOOOAAAAAAARRRRR!
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Patrick: I don't think Squidward wants to join our lodge.
  
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'''Albino eel (Patrick)''': Roo!
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SpongeBob: Oh, sure he does. He just needs a little push. (knocks on Squidward's door)
  
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'''Albino eel (SpongeBob)''': ROOOOOAAAARRRRR!
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Squidward: Oh, what now? I'm coming! What do you... Great. Must be one of SpongeBob's pranks.
  
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'''Squidward''': Unbelievable.
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SpongeBob: (traps Squidward in a light brown bag) Let's move. (SpongeBob and Patrick carry the bag away.)
  
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'''Lodge member''': Squidward!
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They arrive at Jellyfish Fields.
  
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'''Brother Roger''': Look out!
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SpongeBob: Okay, we can let him out now.
  
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'''Lodge member''': There's a giant albino eel on the loose!
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Squidward: Are you insane? You kidnapped me?
  
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'''Squidward''': (clears throat) Do not worry. I will save you. Be gone, foul beast, or, I will smite thee. (punches the sock twice)
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SpongeBob: Oh, we didn't kidnap you. We just brought you here for...
  
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'''Albino eel (SpongeBob and Patrick)''': Oh! Oh, ow! Arrgh! Oof! (sock flattens and collapses)
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Patrick: Initiation.
  
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'''Lodge members''': (cheering) Squidward! Squidward! Squidward! (Squidward laughs as Brother Roger puts the robe and hat back on him, implying that he has been reinstated into the Cephalopod Lodge. Suddenly, however, the emotional ceremony is interrupted by the incessant cheering of SpongeBob and Patrick)
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Squidward: What? What kind of initiation?
  
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'''SpongeBob''': Way to go, Squidward.
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SpongeBob: A very special initiation. (pulls a jellyfish out of his net)
  
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'''Patrick''': It works! (the lodge members glare angrily at Squidward and pick him up)
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Squidward: Oh, boy. Look at the time! Gotta run.
  
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'''Announcer''': Will somebody kick them out?
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Patrick: (smashes Squidward to the ground)
  
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'''Squidward''': Whoa! (SpongeBob, Patrick and Squidward are thrown out of the lodge again)
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SpongeBob: Would you care to go first, Brother Patrick?
  
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'''SpongeBob''': Don't worry, Squidward. We still have the Feather Friends.
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Patrick: After you, Brother SpongeBob.
  
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'''Patrick''': But you'll have to pass the initiation again. (turns on the stinging jellyfish)
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SpongeBob: (flicks the jellyfish and puts it on his tongue) Ow! Ooo, ooo! Ow! Brother Patrick.
  
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'''Squidward''': Aah! No! (Patrick grabs Squidward's tongue. Fade to black and a sting is heard. Squidward then screams in pain)
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Patrick: Brother SpongeBob. (slaps the jellyfish and puts it on his tongue) Aaahhhh! Brother Squidward. (pulls on Squidward's tongue and puts the jellyfish on it)
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Squidward: (jumps into the air) Eee-aahhhhhhh!
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The next morning, SpongeBob, Patrick, and Squidward are all back at home.
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Unknown person: (knocks on Squidward's door)
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Squidward: What's this? Can it be? My lodge robes! I'm back in the lodge! I gotta try 'em on! (He comes out of his room, dressed in a chicken suit) Huh? This can't be right! These aren't my cephalopod robes!
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SpongeBob and Patrick: (giggling. They are in chicken suits, too.)
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SpongeBob: They sure aren't. They're your uniform for your new lodge! Welcome to the first official meeting of...the Feather Friends.
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Squidward: Feather Friends?
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SpongeBob: Somebody already had Feather Buddies.
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Patrick: Yeah. Those Feather Buddies better hope they don't run into us in a dark alley.
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Squidward: Grrrr. (rips his chicken suit in half) I don't want to be a Feather Buddy!!!!
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SpongeBob: Do you still wanna be a Feather Friend?
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Squidward: Grrr...no.
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SpongeBob: Aw...Squidward, I hadn't realized how special your lodge was to you. I'll get you back in that club. And I know just how to do it. (takes off his chicken suit) Everything we need is in this drawer. (pulls Squidward's sock out of the
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drawer)
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Squidward: A sock?
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SpongeBob: Not just a sock...a disguise. Patrick and I will climb inside the sock and pretend to be a giant albino eel. We will then gain entrance to the lodge, and frighten everyone inside. Once they're good and terrified, you, Squidward, will
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storm in, defeat that giant eel, and rescue all the lodge members. You'll be a hero, Squidward. They'll have to let you back in the lodge!
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Patrick: Hm. It's genius. But, I see one flaw in your plan.
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Squidward: One flaw?
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Patrick: That sock is way too small.
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SpongeBob: It is. Time to break out the heavy artillery. (grabs a giant sock)
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Patrick: That's what I'm talkin' about!
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It is night time at the Cephalopod Lodge.
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Albino eel (SpongeBob): Okay, Squidward. Just give us five minutes and then do your stuff.
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Albino eel (SpongeBob and Patrick): (walk to the lodge)
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Squidward: Huh.
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Narrator: 5 minutes later.......
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Squidward: (walks to the lodge) This is ridiculous, No one is dumb enough to believe SpongeBob and Patrick are a..a....giant albino eel!
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Lodge members: (screaming and running)
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Albino eel (Patrick): Roooo!
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Albino eel (SpongeBob): Roar!
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Lodge members: (screaming and running)
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Albino eel (Patrick): Roo!
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Albino eel (SpongeBob): Roar!
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Squidward: Unbelievable.
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Lodge member: Squidward!
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Brother Roger: Look out!
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Lodge member: There's a giant albino eel on the loose!
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Squidward: (clears throat) Do not worry. I will save you. Be gone, foul beast, or, I will smite thee. (punches the sock twice)
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Albino eel (SpongeBob and Patrick): Oh! Oh, ow! Ow! Oof! (sock flattens and collapses)
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Lodge members: (cheering) Squidward! Squidward! Squidward!
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Squidward: (laughing)
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Brother Roger: (gives Squidward his hat and robes)
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SpongeBob and Patrick: (cheering)
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SpongeBob: Way to go, Squidward.
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Patrick: It works!
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Squidward: Whoa!
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SpongeBob, Patrick, and Squidward: (get kicked out of lodge)
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SpongeBob: Don't worry, Squidward. We still have the Feather Friends.
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Patrick: But you'll have to pass the initiation again.
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Squidward: Aaah! Aaaaahhhh!! Aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh!!!
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