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==Characters== | ==Characters== | ||
| − | *[[ | + | *[[SpongeBob]] |
| − | *[[ | + | *[[Mr. Krabs]] |
| − | *[[ | + | *[[Patrick]] |
| − | *[[ | + | *[[Squidward]] |
| − | *[[ | + | *[[Gary]] |
==Dialogue== | ==Dialogue== | ||
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| − | + | (at the Krusty Krab)<br> | |
| − | + | Mr. Krabs: spongebob! squidward Just put me out of my misery.<br> | |
| − | + | squidward: Why, Mr. Krabs? What could be wrong on this fine day?<br> | |
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| − | ''' | + | Mr. Krabs: Fine?! (grabs squdward’s shirt and ties it up) Today's not the day for that word, boy. Not after I received this |
| + | letter from the Union. It says here cash regester squidward tenticles has accumulated too much vacation time. And if | ||
| + | you don't take some time off, I'll have to pay a fine. (cries)<br> | ||
| − | + | Squidward: Time off? | |
| − | + | Mr. Krabs: Oh, I guess there's no other way to say this...Squidward, take a vacation.<br> | |
| − | + | Squidward: bye bye!, Mr. Krabs. (runs out)<br> | |
| − | + | Mr. Krabs: Well, that went better than expected.<br> | |
| − | '' | + | Squidward: (running down the street) yeHAAAA! im on vacation! for the whole month. (enters his house) Hey, |
| + | clary. That's right, clary, I am home early. I'm on vacation. Well, good night, clary. (walks into his bed and closes his | ||
| + | eyes for no more than two seconds before his alarm goes off. Scene cuts to him playing his claranet , eating cereal, | ||
| + | flossing, showering, then putting on some spray to make him shine. He grabs his hat then walks into the Krusty Krab) Good | ||
| + | morning, Krusty Krew! Hello, Spongebob.<br> | ||
| − | + | Spongebob: Squidward, you were on vacation.<br> | |
| − | + | Mr. Krabs: (stops Squidward) He was and is. I told you to take a vacation.<br> | |
| − | ' | + | Squidward: What's a vacation.<br> |
| − | + | Mr. Krabs: Well, a vacation is when you don't come into work.<br> | |
| − | + | Squidward: (gasps) No work?! But what'll I do all day?<br> | |
| − | '' | + | Mr. Krabs: Oh, I dunno. Just go have fun or whatever. I really don't care. Ya just can't be here.<br> |
| − | + | Squidward: But who do the cash regester and got the change while I'm gone? spongebob can't do it all alone.<br> | |
| − | + | Spongebob: Nor will I.<br> | |
| − | '' | + | Mr. Krabs: That's why I've hired an unpaid intern as your temporary replacement.<br> |
| − | + | Patrick: (walks in) Good morning, boss. I'm ready for my first day to do the cash regester.<br> | |
| − | + | Mr. Krabs: Speaking of starfish, here's your replacement right here.<br> | |
| − | + | Squidward: Replacement?<br> | |
| − | + | Patrick: Hi, SpongeBob.<br> | |
| − | ' | + | Mr. Krabs: That's enough banter on my dime.<br> |
| − | + | Patrick: Ok, boss.<br> | |
| − | + | Mr. Krabs: Wait a second, Patrick. You'll need the right tools for the job. (takes Squidward’s hat and gives it | |
| + | to Patrick)<br> | ||
| − | + | Patrick: Wow. (notices his reflection in the cash regester) Huh! They put a tiny me in the money tilt. (scratches his | |
| + | his back) Wow. plays with money too!<br> | ||
| − | + | Mr. Krabs: Ah, take it from me, Squidward. Just go on home. Enjoy your vacation.<br> | |
| − | + | Squidward: I really should tell Patrick the proper money program technique. (Mr. Krabs shuts the doors in Squidward’s face. | |
| + | Scene cuts to inside Squidward’s house)<br> | ||
| − | + | clary: hey squidward.<br> | |
| − | ''' | + | Squidward I'm on vacation, clary. I'm not allowed to go to work. (stomach growls then shrinks. Squidward gasps) My stomach |
| + | has receded! Mr. Krabs said I couldn't work at the Krusty Krab. He didn't say I couldn't eat there. This is my ticket back | ||
| + | inside! (scene cuts to Krusty Krab)<br> | ||
| − | + | spongebob : Go away, Squidward. You're ruining my vacation...from you.<br> | |
| − | + | Squidward: I'm not here to see you, Spongebob.<br> | |
| − | + | Mr. Krabs: Squidward, do we have to go through this again?<br> | |
| − | ' | + | squidward : I'm here as a customer not as an employee. Just gonna grab a krabby patty with spongebob.<br> |
| − | + | Mr. Krabs: Alright, but lunch only. If you so much as touch money, you'll be vacationing in Davey Jones' locker.<br> | |
| − | + | Squidward: You have my word, sir. No working. (enters kitchen) Hey spongebob , it's time for your lunch <br> | |
| − | + | spongebob:okay squidward ! i am coming<br> | |
| − | + | Patrick: well this is fun<br> | |
| − | + | squidward: You need to turn to my clary right!<br> | |
| − | + | Patrick: this is no way to treat a krabby patty.<br> | |
| − | + | Mr. Krabs: (storms into the kitchen) Squidward ! What did I tell you about working?<br> | |
| − | ' | + | squidward: Wait, it's not what you think.<br> |
| − | + | Mr krabs: (wheels SpongeBob on a dolly) Out you go.<br> | |
| − | + | Squidward: But my knowledge could help spongebob maintain the high standards of the Krusty Krab.<br> | |
| − | ''' | + | Mr.krabs : We've got it all under control here. I don't want to see hide or tail of ya 'til your vacation is over. You got |
| + | that?<br> | ||
| − | + | Squidward: Yes, Mr. Krabs.<br> | |
| − | ''' | + | Mr. Krabs: Well (launches Squidward off) off ya go! And don't come back 'til it's over. (scene cuts to squidward |
| + | entering his house)<br> | ||
| − | + | Squidward: Oh, what to do, what to do. I know just the thing to get the spirits up. The official Krusty Krab playset. (sits | |
| + | down in front of a toy Krusty Krab with Krusty Krew figures. Opens it up)<br> | ||
| − | + | Spongebob: (Squidward imitating him) SpongeBob, I need 20 krabby patties on the double, please.<br> | |
| − | + | Squidward: Sure thing, squidward, sir. 20 krabby patties coming up.<br> | |
| − | + | Mr. Krabs: (Squidward imitating him) Squidward, what are you doing here? You're gonna cost me some loot if you don't get | |
| + | your square keister home. Out, out, out until your vacation is over. (takes Squidward’s krusty hat off. squidward walks | ||
| + | home, sad)<br> | ||
| − | + | Squidward: (walking inside his house) Oh, what to do on this boring vacation. Hey, I know just the thing to get the ol' | |
| + | spirits up. (plays with a smaller Krusty Krab playset)<br> | ||
| − | + | Squidward: (squidward imitating him) I need 20 krabby patties, please.<br> | |
| − | + | Squidward: Sure thing, ol' buddy, ol' Squid. 20 krabby patties coming...<br> | |
| − | + | clary:AGH!<br> | |
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| − | ' | + | squidward: You're right, clary. It is unhealthy to think of the Krusty Krab while I'm on vacation. I need to get out of the |
| + | house. (scene cuts to Krusty Krab where Spongebob is washing windows until he sees Squidward)<br> | ||
| − | + | Spongebob: Uh, Mr. Krabs, he's out there again.<br> | |
| − | + | Mr. Krabs: I'll deal with this, you're on Krusty Krab property. Back it up. (Squdward steps backwards) Further. (steps | |
| + | backwards more) Further. (steps backwards more) Further. (steps backwards more) Further. (steps backwards until he is in | ||
| + | front of his house) That'll do. <br> | ||
| − | ''' | + | Squidward: Mr. Krabs is right. In order to enjoy my vacation, I need to stay away from work. Physically and mentally. (looks |
| + | at his claranet) Hey, that reminds me of... (his claranet turns into a dollar bill Pretends to go but stops) Hold it right there, Mr. | ||
| + | Workaholicsquid. You're on vacation. You just need to sit down and relax. (floats onto the ground) That's more like it. | ||
| + | Just sit back and watch the clouds. (watches a cloud go by) That one's a chair! (another cloud goes by) That's a pirate | ||
| + | ship. (another cloud goes by) And that's the money tilt whoa! (scene cuts to Krusty Krab where a | ||
| + | delivery truck backs up. Squidward, in a disguise, walks up to the kitchen door) Got your steaming, hot bun delivery here. | ||
| + | (another delivery truck backs up. A delivery fish gets out with the same buns on a plate)<br> | ||
| − | + | Delivery Fish: Huh? What's the big idea, here? (Squidward laughs nervously then gets booted out. Scene cuts to the phone | |
| + | ringing inside the Krusty Krab. Patrick answers)<br> | ||
| − | '' | + | spongebob: Hello? Hello? Hello? (Squidward slips through phone cord and through spongebob's head but gets shot out of the |
| + | Krsuty Krab, through the doors. Scene cuts to the Krusty Krab restroom where spongebob is cleaning out his ear) Huh, I didn't | ||
| + | even know I had an ear. (notices water splashing out from the toilet behind him) Hey, I just cleaned that one.<br> | ||
| − | + | Squidward: spongebob, shhh.<br> | |
| − | + | spongebob: It talks! Ahh! (runs out)<br> | |
| − | ' | + | Squidward: Somebody help me, I'm stuck. (Mr. Krabs walks up) Mr. Krabs! Thank Neptune it's you. I'm in a bit of a fix here. |
| + | (Mr. Krabs grabs a cord above the toilet) Mr. Krabs? (Mr. Krabs flushes the toilet) No! (gets flushed down the toilet. Scene | ||
| + | cuts to Squidward jumping out of a customers shirt and into the grease fryer in the kitchen)<br> | ||
| − | + | Mr. Krabs: Now what? (picks up the fryer) Tsk, tsk, tsk. (puts squidward in his boat out back) I've had enough for one day, . (drives off)<br> | |
| − | + | Squidward: Thanks for the ride home, Mr. Krabs.<br> | |
| − | + | Mr. Krabs: Not a problem at all.<br> | |
| − | + | Squidward: Just take the next right. (Mr. Krabs drives past his house) Mr. Krabs, we just passed the turn off.<br> | |
| − | + | Mr. Krabs: Uh-huh.<br> | |
| − | + | Squidward: My house is back that way, Mr. K.<br> | |
| − | + | Mr. Krabs: Far out, little man. Far out. (drives into a forest and stops)<br> | |
| − | + | Squidward: Where'd you say you were taking me?<br> | |
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| − | + | Mr. Krabs: Look boy, (takes out a dollar) I brought your money. (Squidward glares at the dollar and acts like a dog) | |
| − | + | C'mon, boy, get it. Get the dollar. Go get it! (throws the dollar into the forest. Squidward chases after it while Mr. | |
| + | Krabs turns around and drives off) Enjoy your vacation!<br> | ||
| − | ''' | + | squidward : It's not fair. Why would Mr. Krabs try so hard to get rid of me. I'm only on vacation. Unless, it's a... |
| + | (gasps) ...permanent vacation. That's it! Mr. Krabs wants to replace me. Oh, I should've known. Patrick's had his eye on my | ||
| + | job all along. He's been scheming. They think I'm outdated. They think I'm all washed up. Well, I'll show them. (scene cuts | ||
| + | to Patrick running down the street to his rock)<br> | ||
| − | + | Patrick: Working at the Krusty Krab. Making money all day. working hard uhh, that's | |
| + | a hard song to remember. (opens his rock and jumps in) Huh? | ||
| − | + | Squidward: (sitting in the corner of Patrick's rock) Who do they think they are? I gave the best years of my life to this place and they think they can just fire like that? Like trash? I don't think so.<br> | |
| − | + | Patrick: squidward? Is that you?<br> | |
| − | ' | + | Squidward: (turns around with an evil look on his face) I've been waiting for you, Patrick. (walks towards Patrick, growling)<br> |
| − | ' | + | Patrick: Squidward, you're scaring me. Ahh! (Squidward laughs maniacally and closes in around Patrick. Scene cuts to Krusty Krab)<br> |
| − | + | Customer: One krabby patty, please.<br> | |
| − | + | mr krabs: One shell on a shingle. (many orders come out)<br> | |
| − | + | Mr. Krabs: Well, I'll be...Patrick! Your program is solved . Congratulations, boy, you've finally got the | |
| + | hang of it. (Patrick turns around but it'squidward in a Patrick costume) Squidward? No wonder. Patrick could never pay | ||
| + | that in an hour. What happen to that feller, anyway?<br> | ||
| − | + | Squidward: Oh, I told him to stay home and watch television. (Patrick is sitting at home watching a broken TV)<br> | |
| − | + | Mr. Krabs: Why'd you do it?<br> | |
| − | + | Squidward: (starts to cry) Oh, Mr Krabs, I love the money tilt so bad, I just couldn't stay away please get my job back.<br> | |
| − | + | Mr. Krabs: You don't have to. (takes out a calendar) Your accumulated vacation time is used up. (tears up calendar) The | |
| + | union can't fine me, anymore.<br> | ||
| − | + | Squidward: You must've saved a fortune.<br> | |
| − | + | Mr. Krabs: Bumping barnacles, yes. (laughs and holds up a dime) There she is.<br> | |
| − | + | Squidward: Wow! That's more than I make in a year.<br> | |
| − | + | Mr. Krabs: Don't be askin me for a raise. Just get back to work.<br> | |
| − | + | Squidward: (jumps out of the Patrick costume) Yippee! I happily acquiesce. | |
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