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*[[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]] | *[[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]] | ||
*[[Flying Dutchman]] | *[[Flying Dutchman]] | ||
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==Dialogue== | ==Dialogue== | ||
| − | Squidward: (switches the ' | + | Squidward: (switches the 'OPEN' sign to 'CLOSED') Closing time. The happiest time of the day. |
(scene cuts to SpongeBob in the kitchen crying) | (scene cuts to SpongeBob in the kitchen crying) | ||
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(SpongeBob throws the patty in the trash. A siren goes off as a fishing line retrieves the patty) | (SpongeBob throws the patty in the trash. A siren goes off as a fishing line retrieves the patty) | ||
| − | Mr. Krabs: (runs in) What happened? (gasps then runs up to the trash can) | + | Mr. Krabs: (runs in) What happened? (gasps then runs up to the trash can) Someone tried to throw away a patty! (takes it off the hook) |
Pinch-o-matic: Pinch-o-matic has saved you 5.2 cents. | Pinch-o-matic: Pinch-o-matic has saved you 5.2 cents. | ||
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Mr. Krabs: You're not to make another patty until that one is sold. Understand? | Mr. Krabs: You're not to make another patty until that one is sold. Understand? | ||
| − | Narrator: The next day. | + | Narrator: The next day. [[File:Schlechterburger.jpg]] |
'''SpongeBob''': Order up, Squidward. (puts the tray with the black patty in the burger on the window) | '''SpongeBob''': Order up, Squidward. (puts the tray with the black patty in the burger on the window) | ||
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Squidward: What? Place mats? Have you lost your mind? It's that old patty you keep trying to sell to everybody! It's gone bad.<br> | Squidward: What? Place mats? Have you lost your mind? It's that old patty you keep trying to sell to everybody! It's gone bad.<br> | ||
| − | Mr. Krabs: Gone bad? That's nonsense. Bring it | + | Mr. Krabs: Gone bad? That's nonsense. Bring it here, SpongeBob. (picks up the cage with the patty inside it) Uhh, why is it in a cage?<br> |
'''SpongeBob''': Because it growled at me. (patty starts to growl and bark. Squidward hides behind Mr. Krabs)<br> | '''SpongeBob''': Because it growled at me. (patty starts to growl and bark. Squidward hides behind Mr. Krabs)<br> | ||
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The Flying Dutchman: I'm here to escort you to the resting place of all bad undersea folk: Davy Jones' Locker!<br> | The Flying Dutchman: I'm here to escort you to the resting place of all bad undersea folk: Davy Jones' Locker!<br> | ||
| − | Mr. Krabs: | + | Mr. Krabs: DAVY JONES' LOCKER? Why do I have to go there? I’m not a bad crab!<br> |
| − | The Flying Dutchman: Ah, but you were cheap, and being cheap is a terrible thing. Next stop, Davy Jones' locker! (scene cuts to | + | The Flying Dutchman: Ah, but you were cheap, and being cheap is a terrible thing. Next stop, Davy Jones' locker! (scene cuts to Davey Jones' locker where Bowser and Mr. Krabs reappear) Here we are.<br> |
Mr. Krabs: (smells something nasty) Blec! Why does it smell so foul?<br> | Mr. Krabs: (smells something nasty) Blec! Why does it smell so foul?<br> | ||
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The Flying Dutchman: Davy Jones works out a lot. (opens the locker where a bunch of smelly socks are) These are his socks. Get in!<br> | The Flying Dutchman: Davy Jones works out a lot. (opens the locker where a bunch of smelly socks are) These are his socks. Get in!<br> | ||
| − | Mr. Krabs: (gets on his knees, crying) Oh, please, Mr. Dutchman, I don't want to go in there! I'll do anything! Please, give me | + | Mr. Krabs: (gets on his knees, crying) Oh, please, Mr. Dutchman, I don't want to go in there! I'll do anything! Please, give me another chance!<br> |
The Flying Dutchman: Come on, Krabs, show a little dignity.<br> | The Flying Dutchman: Come on, Krabs, show a little dignity.<br> | ||
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Mr. Krabs: Mommy!<br> | Mr. Krabs: Mommy!<br> | ||
| − | The Flying Dutchman: Alright, alright, stop your crying. I'll give you | + | The Flying Dutchman: Alright, alright, stop your crying. I'll give you another chance, but you must always be generous. Never cheap.<br> |
| − | Mr. Krabs: You have | + | Mr. Krabs: You have me word as a sailor. |
(scene cuts to the Krusty Krab where a sign hangs over it that says 'Out of Business')<br> | (scene cuts to the Krusty Krab where a sign hangs over it that says 'Out of Business')<br> | ||
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'''SpongeBob''': Squidward, you shouldn't be going through Mr. Krabs' belongings. (sniffs) He won't like it.<br> | '''SpongeBob''': Squidward, you shouldn't be going through Mr. Krabs' belongings. (sniffs) He won't like it.<br> | ||
| − | Squidward: SpongeBob, I | + | Squidward: SpongeBob, I told you what the doctor said. Mr. Krabs isn't coming back. (tries to open the safe) Now, keep quiet so I can hear the tumblers in his safe. (Mr. Krabs walks in)<br> |
Mr. Krabs: Hey boys! (SpongeBob screams with joy)<br> | Mr. Krabs: Hey boys! (SpongeBob screams with joy)<br> | ||
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Squidward: Should be over in a couple of hours. Have SpongeBob send back a patty and an iced tea, will you? (walks off)<br> | Squidward: Should be over in a couple of hours. Have SpongeBob send back a patty and an iced tea, will you? (walks off)<br> | ||
| − | Mr. Krabs: Sure thing, | + | Mr. Krabs: Sure thing, Squidward. Take it easy. (walks up to a customer watching a movie) |
Are you enjoying your in-meal movie?<br> | Are you enjoying your in-meal movie?<br> | ||
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Mr. Krabs: Unhand that penny, or the arm comes off. (The Flying Dutchman reappears. The customer runs away) | Mr. Krabs: Unhand that penny, or the arm comes off. (The Flying Dutchman reappears. The customer runs away) | ||
| − | The Flying Dutchman: A-ha! That little display of parsimonious penny pinching just earned you a nice little spot in Davy Jones' locker... | + | The Flying Dutchman: A-ha! That little display of parsimonious penny pinching just earned you a nice little spot in Davy Jones' locker...FOR ETERNITY!!!! |
| − | Mr. Krabs: I | + | Mr. Krabs: I'm not cheap! I'm generous!<br> |
Squidward: You almost tore a man's arm off for a penny.<br> | Squidward: You almost tore a man's arm off for a penny.<br> | ||
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'''SpongeBob''': Mr. Krabs!<br> | '''SpongeBob''': Mr. Krabs!<br> | ||
| − | Flying Dutchman: Here you go, Krabs. | + | Flying Dutchman: Here you go, Krabs. 62¢. (hands him the change and picks up SpongeBob) Next stop: Davy Jones' locker! (laughs evilly as SpongeBob screams, as they both dissapear. Squidward looks up in shock)<br> |
Mr. Krabs: Look, Squidward, money!<br> | Mr. Krabs: Look, Squidward, money!<br> | ||
| − | Squidward: Mr. Krabs, I can't believe I'm | + | Squidward: Mr. Krabs, I can't believe I'm saying this, but how could you trade SpongeBob for 62¢? |
Mr. Krabs: You think I could've gotten more?<br> | Mr. Krabs: You think I could've gotten more?<br> | ||
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Squidward: He stuck up for you and you sold him out. You should be ashamed of yourself!<br> | Squidward: He stuck up for you and you sold him out. You should be ashamed of yourself!<br> | ||
| − | Mr. Krabs: Oh, what have I done? ( | + | Mr. Krabs: Oh, what have I done? (cries) I want another chance! I didn't learn anything! I lost me best fry cook. I don't want this foul money. (he throws the change on the ground) I want SpongeBob back! (cries some more. The Flying Dutchman reappears and drops SpongeBob on the floor)<br> |
Flying Dutchman: Here, take him back.<br> | Flying Dutchman: Here, take him back.<br> | ||
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Mr. Krabs: You heard what I said about the money?<br> | Mr. Krabs: You heard what I said about the money?<br> | ||
| − | Flying Dutchman: Heard what you said? I couldn't hear myself thinking with this one around. I only had him for 30 seconds. (scene cuts to SpongeBob and Flying Dutchman at Davy Jones' locker with SpongeBob talking a lot) And it's jellyfishing this and Mermaid Man | + | Flying Dutchman: Heard what you said? I couldn't hear myself thinking with this one around. I only had him for 30 seconds. (scene cuts to SpongeBob and Flying Dutchman at Davy Jones' locker with SpongeBob talking a lot) And it's jellyfishing this and Mermaid Man that. Why, not giving him back is a fate worse than death! He's your problem now. (he disappears)<br> |
Mr. Krabs: Heh, about trading you for pocket change...<br> | Mr. Krabs: Heh, about trading you for pocket change...<br> | ||
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'''SpongeBob''': No. (all laugh. Scene back at live-action island. The scene cut to black. Scene cuts to the Flying Dutchman sitting on a chair, reading a book until the phone rings)<br> | '''SpongeBob''': No. (all laugh. Scene back at live-action island. The scene cut to black. Scene cuts to the Flying Dutchman sitting on a chair, reading a book until the phone rings)<br> | ||
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Flying Dutchman: Dutchman's residence. (SpongeBob is on the other end speaking gibberish. Flying Dutchman groans) | Flying Dutchman: Dutchman's residence. (SpongeBob is on the other end speaking gibberish. Flying Dutchman groans) | ||
