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*[[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]] | *[[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]] | ||
*[[Flying Dutchman]] | *[[Flying Dutchman]] | ||
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==Dialogue== | ==Dialogue== | ||
| − | Squidward: (switches the ' | + | Squidward: (switches the 'OPEN' sign to 'CLOSED') Closing time. The happiest time of the day. |
(scene cuts to SpongeBob in the kitchen crying) | (scene cuts to SpongeBob in the kitchen crying) | ||
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(SpongeBob throws the patty in the trash. A siren goes off as a fishing line retrieves the patty) | (SpongeBob throws the patty in the trash. A siren goes off as a fishing line retrieves the patty) | ||
| − | Mr. Krabs: (runs in) What happened? (gasps then runs up to the trash can) | + | Mr. Krabs: (runs in) What happened? (gasps then runs up to the trash can) Someone tried to throw away a patty! (takes it off the hook) |
Pinch-o-matic: Pinch-o-matic has saved you 5.2 cents. | Pinch-o-matic: Pinch-o-matic has saved you 5.2 cents. | ||
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'''SpongeBob''': But, it's old and cold and so very full of mold. | '''SpongeBob''': But, it's old and cold and so very full of mold. | ||
| − | Mr. Krabs: You're not to make another patty until that one is sold | + | Mr. Krabs: You're not to make another patty until that one is sold, understand? |
| − | Narrator: The next day. | + | Narrator: The next day. |
'''SpongeBob''': Order up, Squidward. (puts the tray with the black patty in the burger on the window) | '''SpongeBob''': Order up, Squidward. (puts the tray with the black patty in the burger on the window) | ||
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Squidward: What? Place mats? Have you lost your mind? It's that old patty you keep trying to sell to everybody! It's gone bad.<br> | Squidward: What? Place mats? Have you lost your mind? It's that old patty you keep trying to sell to everybody! It's gone bad.<br> | ||
| − | Mr. Krabs: Gone bad? That's nonsense | + | Mr. Krabs: Gone bad? That's nonsense! Bring it here, SpongeBob. (picks up the cage with the patty inside it) Uhh, why is it in a cage?<br> |
'''SpongeBob''': Because it growled at me. (patty starts to growl and bark. Squidward hides behind Mr. Krabs)<br> | '''SpongeBob''': Because it growled at me. (patty starts to growl and bark. Squidward hides behind Mr. Krabs)<br> | ||
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Mr. Krabs: That's not a good sign. (thunder roars as the room turns into fire. The Flying Dutchman appears. Mr. Krabs pulls his covers over his head) Oh, no, it's The Flying Dutchman!<br> | Mr. Krabs: That's not a good sign. (thunder roars as the room turns into fire. The Flying Dutchman appears. Mr. Krabs pulls his covers over his head) Oh, no, it's The Flying Dutchman!<br> | ||
| − | The Flying Dutchman: Eugene Krabs, your time has come | + | The Flying Dutchman: Eugene Krabs, your time has come!<br> |
Mr. Krabs: I'm not Eugene Krabs, I'm, uhh, Harold. Harold, uhh... (looks at the flower vase next to him) Flower!<br> | Mr. Krabs: I'm not Eugene Krabs, I'm, uhh, Harold. Harold, uhh... (looks at the flower vase next to him) Flower!<br> | ||
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The Flying Dutchman: I'm here to escort you to the resting place of all bad undersea folk: Davy Jones' Locker!<br> | The Flying Dutchman: I'm here to escort you to the resting place of all bad undersea folk: Davy Jones' Locker!<br> | ||
| − | Mr. Krabs: Davy Jones' | + | Mr. Krabs: Davy Jones' locker? Why do I have to go there? I’m not a bad crab!<br> |
| − | The Flying Dutchman: Ah, but you were cheap, and being cheap is a terrible thing. Next stop, Davy Jones' locker! (scene cuts to | + | The Flying Dutchman: Ah, but you were cheap, and being cheap is a terrible thing. Next stop, Davy Jones' locker! (scene cuts to Davey Jones' locker where Bowser and Mr. Krabs reappear) Here we are.<br> |
Mr. Krabs: (smells something nasty) Blec! Why does it smell so foul?<br> | Mr. Krabs: (smells something nasty) Blec! Why does it smell so foul?<br> | ||
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The Flying Dutchman: Davy Jones works out a lot. (opens the locker where a bunch of smelly socks are) These are his socks. Get in!<br> | The Flying Dutchman: Davy Jones works out a lot. (opens the locker where a bunch of smelly socks are) These are his socks. Get in!<br> | ||
| − | Mr. Krabs: (gets on his knees, crying) Oh, please, Mr. Dutchman, I don't want to go in there! I'll do anything! Please, give me | + | Mr. Krabs: (gets on his knees, crying) Oh, please, Mr. Dutchman, I don't want to go in there! I'll do anything! Please, give me another chance!<br> |
The Flying Dutchman: Come on, Krabs, show a little dignity.<br> | The Flying Dutchman: Come on, Krabs, show a little dignity.<br> | ||
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Mr. Krabs: Mommy!<br> | Mr. Krabs: Mommy!<br> | ||
| − | The Flying Dutchman: Alright, alright, stop your crying. I'll give you | + | The Flying Dutchman: Alright, alright, stop your crying. I'll give you another chance, but you must always be generous. Never cheap.<br> |
| − | Mr. Krabs: You have | + | Mr. Krabs: You have me word as a sailor. |
(scene cuts to the Krusty Krab where a sign hangs over it that says 'Out of Business')<br> | (scene cuts to the Krusty Krab where a sign hangs over it that says 'Out of Business')<br> | ||
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'''SpongeBob''': Squidward, you shouldn't be going through Mr. Krabs' belongings. (sniffs) He won't like it.<br> | '''SpongeBob''': Squidward, you shouldn't be going through Mr. Krabs' belongings. (sniffs) He won't like it.<br> | ||
| − | Squidward: SpongeBob, I | + | Squidward: SpongeBob, I told you what the doctor said. Mr. Krabs isn't coming back. (tries to open the safe) Now, keep quiet so I can hear the tumblers in his safe. (Mr. Krabs walks in)<br> |
Mr. Krabs: Hey boys! (SpongeBob screams with joy)<br> | Mr. Krabs: Hey boys! (SpongeBob screams with joy)<br> | ||
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Squidward: Should be over in a couple of hours. Have SpongeBob send back a patty and an iced tea, will you? (walks off)<br> | Squidward: Should be over in a couple of hours. Have SpongeBob send back a patty and an iced tea, will you? (walks off)<br> | ||
| − | Mr. Krabs: Sure thing, | + | Mr. Krabs: Sure thing, Squidward. Take it easy. (walks up to a customer watching a movie) |
Are you enjoying your in-meal movie?<br> | Are you enjoying your in-meal movie?<br> | ||
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Squidward: Here's the bill. (gives Mr. Krabs the bill)<br> | Squidward: Here's the bill. (gives Mr. Krabs the bill)<br> | ||
| − | Mr. Krabs: You mean...I'm awake? (screams as his head cracks through the middle over and over. Each time he cracks his head open, a new one appears. He runs up to a customer drinking a soda and grabs it from him) No | + | Mr. Krabs: You mean...I'm awake?! (screams as his head cracks through the middle over and over. Each time he cracks his head open, a new one appears. He runs up to a customer drinking a soda and grabs it from him) No free refills! (takes it to the soda machine and the drink gets sucked back into it. Then he runs up to two kids playing with toys) Give me back them toys, you freeloaders! (takes the toys then runs over to a guy watching the movie) Show's over, cheapskate! (turns the TV off then presses a button that erases his memory of the movie)<br> |
Customer #3: Hey, it's my lucky day, a penny! (reaches for the penny)<br> | Customer #3: Hey, it's my lucky day, a penny! (reaches for the penny)<br> | ||
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Mr. Krabs: Unhand that penny, or the arm comes off. (The Flying Dutchman reappears. The customer runs away) | Mr. Krabs: Unhand that penny, or the arm comes off. (The Flying Dutchman reappears. The customer runs away) | ||
| − | The Flying Dutchman: A-ha! That little display of parsimonious penny pinching just earned you a nice little spot in Davy Jones' locker | + | The Flying Dutchman: A-ha! That little display of parsimonious penny pinching just earned you a nice little spot in Davy Jones' locker for eternity! |
| − | Mr. Krabs: I | + | Mr. Krabs: I'm not cheap! I'm generous!<br> |
Squidward: You almost tore a man's arm off for a penny.<br> | Squidward: You almost tore a man's arm off for a penny.<br> | ||
| − | Mr. Krabs: | + | Mr. Krabs: Thanks, Squidward, I knew I could count on you. (Flying Dutchman picks up Mr. Krabs) Well, a deal's a deal. Let's go.<br> |
'''SpongeBob''': Wait just a burger-flipping second. (Flying Dutchman turns around)<br> | '''SpongeBob''': Wait just a burger-flipping second. (Flying Dutchman turns around)<br> | ||
| − | Flying Dutchman: Who dares back-sass the Flying Dutchman? | + | Flying Dutchman: Who dares back-sass the Flying Dutchman?! |
'''SpongeBob''': That would be me: SpongeBob BacksassPants. I say you got the wrong crab. This Mr. Krabs is the most generous, big-hearted, non-skinflinted crab in the whole sea.<br> | '''SpongeBob''': That would be me: SpongeBob BacksassPants. I say you got the wrong crab. This Mr. Krabs is the most generous, big-hearted, non-skinflinted crab in the whole sea.<br> | ||
| − | Flying Dutchman: | + | Flying Dutchman: He'd sell your soul for a couple of bucks.<br> |
'''SpongeBob''': I'd bet my soul he wouldn't.<br> | '''SpongeBob''': I'd bet my soul he wouldn't.<br> | ||
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'''SpongeBob''': Mr. Krabs!<br> | '''SpongeBob''': Mr. Krabs!<br> | ||
| − | Flying Dutchman: (shows money) | + | Flying Dutchman: (shows money) Sixty-two cents.<br> |
Mr. Krabs: I'll take the money.<br> | Mr. Krabs: I'll take the money.<br> | ||
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'''SpongeBob''': Mr. Krabs!<br> | '''SpongeBob''': Mr. Krabs!<br> | ||
| − | Flying Dutchman: Here you go, Krabs. 62 cents. (hands him the change and picks up SpongeBob) Next stop | + | Flying Dutchman: Here you go, Krabs. 62 cents. (hands him the change and picks up the terrified SpongeBob) Next stop: Davy Jones' locker! (laughs evily with SpongeBob screaming, as they both dissapear)<br> |
Mr. Krabs: Look, Squidward, money!<br> | Mr. Krabs: Look, Squidward, money!<br> | ||
| − | Squidward: Mr. Krabs, I can't believe I'm | + | Squidward: Mr. Krabs, I can't believe I'm saying this, but how could you trade SpongeBob for sixty-two cents? |
Mr. Krabs: You think I could've gotten more?<br> | Mr. Krabs: You think I could've gotten more?<br> | ||
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Squidward: He stuck up for you and you sold him out. You should be ashamed of yourself!<br> | Squidward: He stuck up for you and you sold him out. You should be ashamed of yourself!<br> | ||
| − | Mr. Krabs: Oh, what have I done? ( | + | Mr. Krabs: Oh, what have I done? (cries) I want another chance! I didn't learn anything! I lost me best fry cook. I don't want this foul money. (he throws the change on the ground) I want SpongeBob back! (cries some more. The Flying Dutchman reappears and drops SpongeBob on the floor)<br> |
Flying Dutchman: Here, take him back.<br> | Flying Dutchman: Here, take him back.<br> | ||
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Mr. Krabs: You heard what I said about the money?<br> | Mr. Krabs: You heard what I said about the money?<br> | ||
| − | Flying Dutchman: Heard what you said? I couldn't hear myself thinking with this one around | + | Flying Dutchman: Heard what you said? I couldn't hear myself thinking with this one around! I only had him for 30 seconds. (scene cuts to SpongeBob and Flying Dutchman at Davy Jones' locker with SpongeBob talking a lot) And it's jellyfishing this and Mermaid Man that. Why, not giving him back is a fate worse than death! He's your problem now. (he disappears)<br> |
Mr. Krabs: Heh, about trading you for pocket change...<br> | Mr. Krabs: Heh, about trading you for pocket change...<br> | ||
| − | '''SpongeBob''': | + | '''SpongeBob''': Say no more, Mr. Krabs. You did it for the Krusty Krab. I would have done the same thing.<br> |
Mr. Krabs: You would have?<br> | Mr. Krabs: You would have?<br> | ||
| − | '''SpongeBob''': No. (all laugh | + | '''SpongeBob''': No. (all laugh. Scene cuts to the Flying Dutchman sitting on a chair, reading a book until the phone rings)<br> |
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Flying Dutchman: Dutchman's residence. (SpongeBob is on the other end speaking gibberish. Flying Dutchman groans) | Flying Dutchman: Dutchman's residence. (SpongeBob is on the other end speaking gibberish. Flying Dutchman groans) | ||
