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==Characters==
 
==Characters==
*[[Squidward]]
 
 
*[[SpongeBob]]
 
*[[SpongeBob]]
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*[[Squidward]]
 
*[[Mrs. Puff]]
 
*[[Mrs. Puff]]
 
*Random fish on the video
 
*Random fish on the video
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==Dialogue==
 
==Dialogue==
  
Narrator: "Boat Smarts with Mrs. Puff". This driving film is brought to you by: C.O.B.B.U.T.K.S.B.S.P.O.T.R.A.O.O.B.A.T. (Citizens Of Bikini Bottom United To Keep SpongeBob SquarePants Off The Road And Out Of Boats All Together)
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Narrator: "Boat Smarts with Mrs. Puff". This driving film is brought to you by: [[C.O.B.B.U.T.K.S.B.S.P.O. T.R.A.O.O.B.A.T]]. (Citizens Of Bikini Bottom United To Keep SpongeBob SquarePants Off The Road And Out Of Boats All Together)
  
 
Mrs. Puff: Good day, future motorists. I'm Mrs. Puff, state accredited boating instructor. Today, we'll be discussing the differences between a driver with boat smarts... (cut to Squidward in an airplane uniform)
 
Mrs. Puff: Good day, future motorists. I'm Mrs. Puff, state accredited boating instructor. Today, we'll be discussing the differences between a driver with boat smarts... (cut to Squidward in an airplane uniform)
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Squidward: Ripping good day for a spot of driving.
 
Squidward: Ripping good day for a spot of driving.
  
Mrs. Puff:...and a driver without boat smarts. (cut to SpongeBob sliding in on his head next to Squidward)
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Mrs. Puff: ...and a driver without boat smarts. (cut to SpongeBob sliding in on his head next to Squidward)
  
 
SpongeBob: Hey, Squidward! Look at what I can do with my feet! (wiggles his legs. Squidward gets angry)
 
SpongeBob: Hey, Squidward! Look at what I can do with my feet! (wiggles his legs. Squidward gets angry)
  
Mrs. Puff: Let's see some examples, shall we? "Tire Pressure". (cut to Squidward putting air in his tires) Before you can even think about boating, the boater who uses boat smarts always fills his tires to the appropriate level. (cut to SpongeBob pumping too much air in his tires) While this driver pays no heed to boat smarts. (tires flips the boat over. Then the tire explodes and blows air into Squidward's face)
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Mrs. Puff: Let's see some examples, shall we? "Tire Pressure". (cut to Squidward putting air in his tires) Before you can even think about boating, the boater who uses boat smarts always fills his tires to the appropriate level. (cut to SpongeBob pumping too much air in his tires) While this driver pays no need to boat smarts. (tires flips the boat over. Then the tire explodes and blows air into Squidward's face)
  
 
Mrs. Puff: "Buckling Up". (cut to Squidward putting on safety belt) As demonstrated by this driver, he has enough boat smarts to use his seat belt and avoid a serious casualty as a result of a collision. (drives off but stops slowly at a stop light) Notice how he comes gently to a stop sign. (cut to SpongeBob driving his boat through town destructively) Now this driver, with not regard for safety... (Squidward screams as SpongeBob slams into the backend of Squidward's boat, sending him flying into the air still in his seat and buckled up with the steering wheel in his hand. Squidward screams more as he sees a spiky steamroller driving on the road he is flying into. He tries to get his seat belt off but goes through the spikes anyways) Well, at least he had his seat belt on.
 
Mrs. Puff: "Buckling Up". (cut to Squidward putting on safety belt) As demonstrated by this driver, he has enough boat smarts to use his seat belt and avoid a serious casualty as a result of a collision. (drives off but stops slowly at a stop light) Notice how he comes gently to a stop sign. (cut to SpongeBob driving his boat through town destructively) Now this driver, with not regard for safety... (Squidward screams as SpongeBob slams into the backend of Squidward's boat, sending him flying into the air still in his seat and buckled up with the steering wheel in his hand. Squidward screams more as he sees a spiky steamroller driving on the road he is flying into. He tries to get his seat belt off but goes through the spikes anyways) Well, at least he had his seat belt on.
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SpongeBob: Mirrors? Oh, that reminds me. I haven't adjusted this one yet. (adjusts it to where the light in the reflection blinds Squidward)
 
SpongeBob: Mirrors? Oh, that reminds me. I haven't adjusted this one yet. (adjusts it to where the light in the reflection blinds Squidward)
  
Squidward: Ah! Can't see! D'oh! (puts on sunglasses and giggles. Screams as he crashes into a brick wall. Footage from live-action crash test dummies is showing with Squidward's head replacing the dummy’s head) Ow.
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Squidward: Ah! Can't see! D'oh! (puts on sunglasses and giggles. Screams as he crashes into a brick wall. Footage from crash test dummies is showing with Squidward's head replacing the dummy’s head) Ow.
  
Mrs. Puff: Finally, and most importantly, a driver with boat smarts always pays attention to his surroundings and avoids distractions. Notice how this driver's eyes are locked firmly on the road. (Squidward's eyes turn into a lock but vision the road as well. Cut to SpongeBob eating a Krabby Patty and reading the newspaper while driving) And here we have the epitome of a driver who is carelessly distracting himself from the road and safety. (SpongeBob is shaving himself while driving the wrong way on a one way street. He causes a woman to crash into a streetlight pole)
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Mrs. Puff: Finally, and most importantly, a driver with boat smarts always pays attention to his surroundings and avoids distractions. Notice how this driver's eyes are locked firmly on the road. (Squidward's eyes turn into a lock but vision the road as well. Cut to SpongeBob eating a burger and reading the newspaper while driving) And here we have the epitome of a driver who is carelessly distracting himself from the road and safety. (SpongeBob is shaving himself while driving the wrong way on a one way street. He causes a fish to crash into a streetlight pole)
  
Woman: (screams) Jerk!
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Fish: (screams) Jerk!
  
 
SpongeBob: Hi there!
 
SpongeBob: Hi there!
  
Man: Help! Lunatic driver! (crashes his boat into SpongeBob’s but SpongeBob’s boat is unharmed and keeps driving. He causes many drivers to flip their boats over and get in accidents)
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Fish #2: Help! Lunatic driver! (crashes his boat into SpongeBob’s but SpongeBob’s boat is unharmed and keeps driving. He causes many drivers to flip their boats over and get in accidents)
  
 
Mrs. Puff: SpongeBob, I mean, a boater without boat smarts shows contempt for his boater brethren and the law. (SpongeBob’s boat slips in some water and turns around and around)
 
Mrs. Puff: SpongeBob, I mean, a boater without boat smarts shows contempt for his boater brethren and the law. (SpongeBob’s boat slips in some water and turns around and around)
  
SpongeBob: Whee! (his boat is driving backwards now) Hi, Squidward. Hi, Mrs. Puff. (Squidward and Mrs. Puff scream. SpongeBob’s boat stops on a rock and sends Squidward's boat into the air then into the pile of boat mobiles that are in the accident. Mrs. Puff blows up to a big puffer fish)
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SpongeBob: Whee! (his boat is driving backwards now) Hi, Squidward. (Squidward and Mrs. Puff scream. SpongeBob’s boat stops on a rock and sends Squidward's boat into the air then into the pile of boat mobiles that are in the accident. Mrs. Puff blows up to a big puffer fish)
  
 
SpongeBob: Looks like you guys forgot your boat smarts! (laughs and drives off)
 
SpongeBob: Looks like you guys forgot your boat smarts! (laughs and drives off)
  
Mrs. Puff: Never mind. (film strip ends while we see the end of the film strip.)
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Mrs. Puff: Never mind.
 
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