Episode Transcript: Best Day Ever

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Episode Article: [[Best Day Ever]]
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==Characters==
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*[[SpongeBob]]
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*Mr. Sun
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*[[Jellyfish]]
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*[[Gary]]
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*[[Mr. Krabs]]
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*Nematodes
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*[[Sandy]]
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*[[Patrick]]
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*[[Squidward]]
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*Doorman
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*[[Mrs. Puff]]
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*Audience
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==Dialogue==
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'''Music:''' "[[The Best Day Ever (Song)|The Best Day Ever]]"
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Mr. Sun came up, and he smiled at me
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Said, "It's gonna be a good one just wait and see."
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Jumped out of bed
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And I ran outside
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Feeling so extra ecstatified
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It’s the best day ever! (Best day ever)
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Hey, Gary.
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Gary: Meow.
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Why is this the best day ever you ask?
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Because, Gary, I get to start this wonderful day bringing life to a
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whole new generation of delicious Krabby Patties,
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followed by a vigorous mid-day session of karate with Sandy,
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and an afternoon jellyfishing with Patrick,
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where I'll unveil my newest, most prized possesion:
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the Deluxe Jelly Slayer Composite Pro!
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And for the grand finale,
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every one of my closest friends joining together for Squidward's
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clarinet recital.
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I am so excited I think I'm gonna explode!
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(explodes into pieces then walks out of his house)
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It’s the best day ever (Best day ever)
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It’s the best day ever (Best day ever)
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It’s the best day ever (Best day ever)
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It's the best day ever (Best day.)
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(laughs then tries opening the door to the Krusty Krab but can't because it's locked)<br>
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Mr. Krabs: Get out of the way, boy! (SpongeBob flies off the door and bounces into Mr. Krabs) Me building's been condemned,
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boy. We got ourselves a nematode infestation. (Nematodes come and eat the Krusty Krab. Mr. Krabs faints)<br>
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SpongeBob: But... the best day ever starts at the Krusty Krab. Guys, I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to ask you to leave
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(nematodes eat his pants) Ow! Guys, you're ruining the (off-key) best day... (clears throat) Wait, no. (off-key) Best
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day... (plays his nose as a flute. The nematodes line up. When SpongeBob stops, the nematodes walk up) Huh? (plays
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the 'best day ever' tune. The nematodes chatter excitedly. They follow SpongeBob)<br>
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Mr. Krabs: (sighs) Keep playing, lad! Take them devil sons of the sea away from me restaurant! (later, SpongeBob stops
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playing and falls over due to being tired. The nematodes fall asleep, also. SpongeBob’s watch beeps)<br>
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SpongeBob: Whoa! I gotta get to Sandy's! (scene cuts to Sandy's treedome. SpongeBob opens up her door then jumps behind a
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bush) Wait till Sandy gets a load of these adhesive karate gloves. Hyah! (karate chops the box the gloves were in. Then he
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chuckles and jumps onto the top of the treedome and sticks due to his gloves. He moves above her tree and falls through it
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and lands on a tree branch then jumps at her) Hyah! (Sandy ducks and SpongeBob hits her buckets of water)<br>
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Sandy: (standing on a ladder, using a bucket to catach water in) SpongeBob, what on earth are you doing?!<br>
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SpongeBob: Oh, just a little something I like to call karate.<br>
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Sandy: I can't right now, SpongeBob. I got a leak in my roof the size of a full-grown quarter horse!<br>
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SpongeBob: Mm-hmm. I see. Ok, then I'll come back later. (walks off but then reappears by Sandy and tries to karate chop
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her)<br>
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Sandy: Knock...it...off. (punches SpongeBob up high. The leak stops) It stopped? SpongeBob!<br>
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SpongeBob: Yeah?<br>
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Sandy: Hang on. I'm going to get some sealant and patch and trowel! (runs into her treedome)<br>
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SpongeBob: (groans) Oh. (slips out of his glove and falls. Scene cuts to SpongeBob walking to Jellyfish Fields) Oh. No
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krabby patties, no karate. At least I have jellyfishing with... Hey, there he is now! (sees Patrick chasing a jellyfish)
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Wait for me, Patrick. I've got a brand-new... (Patrick is crying) What's wrong, Patrick?<br>
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Patrick: I broke my net! (sobs)<br>
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SpongeBob: Well, lucky for you, I brought my old net. (Patrick grabs it)<br>
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Patrick: For me? (giggles)<br>
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SpongeBob: Yeah, I won't be needing it now that I got my brand-new... (Patrick's jellyfish net breaks. He cries)<br>
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Patrick: SpongeBob, I broke...could I use this one? (points to SpongeBob’s new net)<br>
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SpongeBob: Well, actually, Patrick, that's my brand-new net.<br>
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Patrick: Yeah? (cut to later where SpongeBob is waiting for his net while Patrick uses it)<br>
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SpongeBob: Okay, Patrick, it's my turn, now. (Patrick ignores him) Hey, Patrick? Pat, old buddy. P-Patrick? It's my turn
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now. (sighs) I guess I'll see you at the concert. (cut to SpongeBob walking at night to the concert) (sadly) It's the best
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day ever. It's the best day ever. Oh, this best day ever isn't going so good. No work, no karate, no jellyfishing. Hey, I
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still have Squidward's concert! I won't let this one slip through my fingers. (cut to Squidward crying outside the Bikini
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Bottom Recreation Center, in his uniform) Hey, Squidward. Squidward, what's wrong?<br>
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Squidward: The concert is ruined. My reed is shot. (shows it) See? I'm finished.<br>
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SpongeBob: (slaps Squidward) Pull yourself together, man! I came for a concert, and darn it, I am gonna get one!<br>
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Squidward: (sobbing) But my reed! (SpongeBob pulls one of his front teeth out and uses it as a reed)<br>
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SpongeBob: Now play!<br>
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Squidward: But... (SpongeBob slaps him)<br>
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SpongeBob: I said play! (Squidward plays)<br>
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Squidward: Not bad. (SpongeBob slaps him again)<br>
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SpongeBob: Now get in there and give me a concert to remember. (outside usher grabs him)<br>
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Usher: Where do you think you're going, kid?<br>
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SpongeBob: I'm going to see Squidward play his clarinet. Today's my best day ever.<br>
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Usher: Where's you're ticket?<br>
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SpongeBob: One ticket, coming right up, Captain! (searches his pocket) Must be here somewhere. (takes off his pants and
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dumps out what is in it) I don't have a ticket.<br>
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Usher: No ticket, no entry.<br>
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SpongeBob: But...<br>
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Usher: No ticket, no entry! (cut to a SpongeBob puppet on strings coming down)<br>
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SpongeBob Puppet: Oh, dear. I don't have a ticket. But I want to go to this show. Hmmm...what should I do? Oh, I know. I'll
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just sneak in through the back door. (leaves)<br>
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Usher: Oh, no you don't! (runs after him as SpongeBob climbs down the wall, laughing)<br>
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SpongeBob: SpongeBob, you are so... (walks backwards into an usher puppet)<br>
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Usher Puppet: Ticket, please. (later, SpongeBob, wearing a ski mask, is climbing up the side of the building and through
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the vent on the roof. He uses a flamethrower to cut his way through a door, which is actually the entry doors. The usher
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kicks him away from the building. Cut to later, where Mrs. Puff drives up in her boat and gets out, walking up to the usher)
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Usher: Ticket, ma'am.<br>
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Mrs. Puff: Certainly. (reaches into her purse. She hears some giggling and takes out what it is) SpongeBob?<br>
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Usher: You? This time I'm gonna... Wait a minute! Did you say SpongeBob? SpongeBob SquarePants? You're on the VIP list.
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(the usher carries SpongeBob on a pillow to his seat)<br>
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SpongeBob: (gasps) A reserved seat? Next to my friends? I made it! All I have to do is sit down... (everyone applauds as
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the curtains close) No...! No! It is not over!<br>
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Fish: Huh?<br>
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SpongeBob: This was supposed to be my perfect day. But then everything... (a fish gets up and starts to leave) Sit down!
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(the fish does) Then everything turned to doo-doo. (Mr. Krabs, Patrick and Sandy go upstage with him)<br>
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Mr. Krabs: It's okay, SpongeBob.<br>
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SpongeBob: No, it's not okay! This was going to be my best day ever, starting with doing the best job in the world: working
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at the Krusty Krab.<br>
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Mr. Krabs: Boy, you saved me barnacle the way you put the run on them nematodes.<br>
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SpongeBob: (sniffles) Yeah, I guess so. But then I was going to do karate with Sandy.<br>
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Sandy: I know, but you saved the treedome! Pretty cool, if you ask me.<br>
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SpongeBob: Well, I suppose. But then I was going to go jellyfishing with Patrick.<br>
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Patrick: But then you... Uh, what'd you do again?<br>
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Squidward: And, I hate to admit it, but I suppose if you hadn't fixed my reed, the concert would have been a bust.<br>
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Mr. Krabs: You see, SpongeBob, it's not about you or your perfect day or any of those things.<br>
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SpongeBob: It's not?<br>
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Mr. Krabs: No. (giggles) It's about us.<br>
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SpongeBob: It is?<br>
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Mr. Krabs: Yep. And since you did such a good job, we wanna make it up to you.<br>
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SpongeBob: You do?<br>
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Mr. Krabs: So, just tell us anything your little heart desires, and it's yours. (SpongeBob smiles and scene cuts to Mr.
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Krabs coming on stage with the light shining on him) Ladies and gentlemen, tonight, the Bikini Bottom Players proudly
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present a very expensive production of... "The Best Day Ever." And it better be good for all it's costing me.<br>
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'''Music:''' "The Best Day Ever (Concert Version)"
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My perfect job starts my perfect day
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Then it’s time to kick back, relax and play
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Sing along
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Hear that happy sound
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Don’t let those sour notes bring you down
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That's where it's at!
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I'm not paying for that!
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It’s the best day ever (Best day ever)
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It’s the best day ever (Best day ever)
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It’s the best day ever (Best day ever)
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It’s the best day ever (Best day ever)
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How long do we have to keep this up?
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Just till his little heart gives out, Squidward. <br>
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Just till his little heart gives out.
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