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==Dialogue== | ==Dialogue== | ||
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| + | '''Music:''' "[[The Best Day Ever (Song)|The Best Day Ever]]" | ||
Mr. Sun came up, and he smiled at me | Mr. Sun came up, and he smiled at me | ||
Said, "It's gonna be a good one just wait and see." | Said, "It's gonna be a good one just wait and see." | ||
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And I ran outside | And I ran outside | ||
Feeling so extra ecstatified | Feeling so extra ecstatified | ||
| − | + | It’s the best day ever! (Best day ever) | |
| − | '''SpongeBob''': Hey, Gary. | + | :'''SpongeBob''': Hey, Gary. |
| − | + | :'''Gary''': Meow. | |
| − | '''Gary''': Meow. | + | :'''SpongeBob''': Why is this the best day ever you ask? Because, Gary, I get to start this wonderful day bringing life to a whole new generation of delicious Krabby Patties, followed by a vigorous mid-day session of karate with Sandy, and an afternoon jellyfishing with Patrick, where I'll unveil my newest, most prized possesion: the Deluxe Jelly Slayer Composite Pro! And for the grand finale, every one of my closest friends joining together for Squidward's clarinet recital. I am so excited I think I'm gonna explode! |
| − | + | (explodes into pieces then walks out of his house) | |
| − | '''SpongeBob''': Why is this the best day ever you ask? Because, Gary, I get to start this wonderful day bringing life to a whole new generation of delicious Krabby Patties, followed by a vigorous mid-day session of karate with Sandy, and an afternoon jellyfishing with Patrick, where I'll unveil my newest, most prized possesion: the Deluxe Jelly Slayer Composite Pro! And for the grand finale, every one of my closest friends joining together for Squidward's clarinet recital. I am so excited I think I'm gonna explode! (explodes into pieces then walks out of his house) | + | It’s the best day ever (Best day ever) |
| − | + | It’s the best day ever (Best day ever) | |
| − | + | It’s the best day ever (Best day ever) | |
| − | + | It's the best day ever (Best day.) | |
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| − | It's the best day ever (Best day | + | |
(laughs then tries opening the door to the Krusty Krab but can't because it's locked)<br> | (laughs then tries opening the door to the Krusty Krab but can't because it's locked)<br> | ||
| − | '''Mr. Krabs:''' Get out of the way, boy! (SpongeBob flies off the door and bounces into Mr. Krabs) Me building's been condemned, boy. We got ourselves a nematode infestation. (Nematodes come and eat the Krusty Krab. Mr. Krabs | + | '''Mr. Krabs:''' Get out of the way, boy! (SpongeBob flies off the door and bounces into Mr. Krabs) Me building's been condemned, |
| + | boy. We got ourselves a nematode infestation. (Nematodes come and eat the Krusty Krab. Mr. Krabs faints)<br> | ||
| − | '''SpongeBob''': But... the best day ever starts at the Krusty Krab. Guys, I'm sorry, but I'm | + | '''SpongeBob''': But... the best day ever starts at the Krusty Krab. Guys, I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to ask you to leave |
(nematodes eat his pants) Ow! Guys, you're ruining the (off-key) best day... (clears throat) Wait, no. (off-key) Best | (nematodes eat his pants) Ow! Guys, you're ruining the (off-key) best day... (clears throat) Wait, no. (off-key) Best | ||
day... (plays his nose as a flute. The nematodes line up. When SpongeBob stops, the nematodes walk up) Huh? (plays | day... (plays his nose as a flute. The nematodes line up. When SpongeBob stops, the nematodes walk up) Huh? (plays | ||
the 'best day ever' tune. The nematodes chatter excitedly. They follow SpongeBob)<br> | the 'best day ever' tune. The nematodes chatter excitedly. They follow SpongeBob)<br> | ||
| − | '''Mr. Krabs:''' (sighs) Keep playing, lad! Take them devil sons of the sea away from me restaurant | + | '''Mr. Krabs:''' (sighs) Keep playing, lad! Take them devil sons of the sea away from me restaurant! (later, SpongeBob stops |
playing and falls over due to being tired. The nematodes fall asleep, also. SpongeBob’s watch beeps)<br> | playing and falls over due to being tired. The nematodes fall asleep, also. SpongeBob’s watch beeps)<br> | ||
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'''SpongeBob''': Yeah?<br> | '''SpongeBob''': Yeah?<br> | ||
| − | '''Sandy:''' Hang on. I'm going to get some sealant and patch and trowel | + | '''Sandy:''' Hang on. I'm going to get some sealant and patch and trowel! (runs into her treedome)<br> |
'''SpongeBob''': (groans) Oh. (slips out of his glove and falls. Scene cuts to SpongeBob walking to Jellyfish Fields) Oh. No Krabby Patties, no karate. At least I have jellyfishing with... Hey, there he is now! (sees Patrick chasing a jellyfish) Wait for me, Patrick. I've got a brand-new... (Patrick is crying) What's wrong, Patrick?<br> | '''SpongeBob''': (groans) Oh. (slips out of his glove and falls. Scene cuts to SpongeBob walking to Jellyfish Fields) Oh. No Krabby Patties, no karate. At least I have jellyfishing with... Hey, there he is now! (sees Patrick chasing a jellyfish) Wait for me, Patrick. I've got a brand-new... (Patrick is crying) What's wrong, Patrick?<br> | ||
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'''Patrick''': Yeah? (cut to later where SpongeBob is waiting for his net while Patrick uses it)<br> | '''Patrick''': Yeah? (cut to later where SpongeBob is waiting for his net while Patrick uses it)<br> | ||
| − | '''SpongeBob''': Okay, Patrick, it's my turn, now. (Patrick ignores him) Hey, Patrick? Pat, old buddy. P-Patrick? It's my turn now. (sighs) I guess I'll see you at the concert. (cut to SpongeBob walking at night to the concert) (sadly) It's the best day ever. It's the best day ever. Oh, this best day ever isn't going so good. No work, no karate, no jellyfishing. Hey, I still have Squidward's concert! I won't let this one slip through my fingers. (cut to Squidward crying outside the Bikini Bottom Recreation Center, in his uniform) Hey, Squidward. Squidward, what's wrong | + | '''SpongeBob''': Okay, Patrick, it's my turn, now. (Patrick ignores him) Hey, Patrick? Pat, old buddy. P-Patrick? It's my turn now. (sighs) I guess I'll see you at the concert. (cut to SpongeBob walking at night to the concert) (sadly) It's the best day ever. It's the best day ever. Oh, this best day ever isn't going so good. No work, no karate, no jellyfishing. Hey, I still have Squidward's concert! I won't let this one slip through my fingers. (cut to Squidward crying outside the Bikini Bottom Recreation Center, in his uniform) Hey, Squidward. Squidward, what's wrong?<br> |
'''Squidward:''' The concert is ruined. My reed is shot. (shows it) See? I'm finished.<br> | '''Squidward:''' The concert is ruined. My reed is shot. (shows it) See? I'm finished.<br> | ||
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'''SpongeBob''': (slaps Squidward) Pull yourself together, man! I came for a concert, and darn it, I am gonna get one!<br> | '''SpongeBob''': (slaps Squidward) Pull yourself together, man! I came for a concert, and darn it, I am gonna get one!<br> | ||
| − | '''Squidward:''' (crying) But my reed | + | '''Squidward:''' (crying) But my reed! (SpongeBob pulls one of his front teeth out and uses it as a reed)<br> |
| − | '''SpongeBob''': Now play | + | '''SpongeBob''': Now play!<br> |
'''Squidward:''' But... (SpongeBob slaps him)<br> | '''Squidward:''' But... (SpongeBob slaps him)<br> | ||
| − | '''SpongeBob''': I said play! (Squidward plays)<br> | + | '''SpongeBob''': I said play!! (Squidward plays)<br> |
'''Squidward:''' Not bad. (SpongeBob slaps him again)<br> | '''Squidward:''' Not bad. (SpongeBob slaps him again)<br> | ||
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'''Usher:''' Where do you think you're going, kid?<br> | '''Usher:''' Where do you think you're going, kid?<br> | ||
| − | '''SpongeBob''': I'm | + | '''SpongeBob''': I'm going to see Squidward play his clarinet. Today's my best day ever.<br> |
'''Usher:''' Where's you're ticket?<br> | '''Usher:''' Where's you're ticket?<br> | ||
| − | '''SpongeBob''': One ticket, coming right up, Captain | + | '''SpongeBob''': One ticket, coming right up, Captain! (searches his pocket) Must be here somewhere. (takes off his pants and dumps out what is in it) I don't have a ticket.<br> |
'''Usher:''' No ticket, no entry.<br> | '''Usher:''' No ticket, no entry.<br> | ||
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'''Mrs. Puff:''' Certainly. (reaches into her purse. She hears some giggling and takes out what it is) SpongeBob?<br> | '''Mrs. Puff:''' Certainly. (reaches into her purse. She hears some giggling and takes out what it is) SpongeBob?<br> | ||
| − | '''Usher:''' You? This time I'm gonna... Wait a minute | + | '''Usher:''' You? This time I'm gonna... Wait a minute! Did you say SpongeBob? SpongeBob SquarePants? You're on the VIP list. (the usher carries SpongeBob on a pillow to his seat)<br> |
'''SpongeBob''': (gasps) A reserved seat? Next to my friends? I made it! All I have to do is sit down... (everyone applauds as the curtains close) No...! No! It is not over!<br> | '''SpongeBob''': (gasps) A reserved seat? Next to my friends? I made it! All I have to do is sit down... (everyone applauds as the curtains close) No...! No! It is not over!<br> | ||
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'''Mr. Krabs:''' It's okay, SpongeBob.<br> | '''Mr. Krabs:''' It's okay, SpongeBob.<br> | ||
| − | '''SpongeBob''': No, it's not okay! This was | + | '''SpongeBob''': No, it's not okay! This was going to be my best day ever, starting with doing the best job in the world: working |
at the Krusty Krab.<br> | at the Krusty Krab.<br> | ||
'''Mr. Krabs:''' Boy, you saved me barnacle the way you put the run on them nematodes.<br> | '''Mr. Krabs:''' Boy, you saved me barnacle the way you put the run on them nematodes.<br> | ||
| − | '''SpongeBob''': (sniffles) Yeah, I guess so. But then I was | + | '''SpongeBob''': (sniffles) Yeah, I guess so. But then I was going to do karate with Sandy.<br> |
'''Sandy:''' I know, but you saved the treedome! Pretty cool, if you ask me.<br> | '''Sandy:''' I know, but you saved the treedome! Pretty cool, if you ask me.<br> | ||
| − | '''SpongeBob''': Well, I suppose. But then I was | + | '''SpongeBob''': Well, I suppose. But then I was going to go jellyfishing with Patrick.<br> |
'''Patrick''': But then you... Uh, what'd you do again?<br> | '''Patrick''': But then you... Uh, what'd you do again?<br> | ||
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'''SpongeBob''': You do?<br> | '''SpongeBob''': You do?<br> | ||
| − | '''Mr. Krabs:''' So, just tell us anything your little heart desires, and it's yours. (SpongeBob smiles and scene cuts to Mr. Krabs coming on stage with the light shining on him) Ladies and gentlemen, tonight, the Bikini Bottom Players proudly present a very expensive production of "The Best Day Ever." And it better be good for all it's costing me.<br> | + | '''Mr. Krabs:''' So, just tell us anything your little heart desires, and it's yours. (SpongeBob smiles and scene cuts to Mr. Krabs coming on stage with the light shining on him) Ladies and gentlemen, tonight, the Bikini Bottom Players proudly present a very expensive production of... "The Best Day Ever." And it better be good for all it's costing me.<br> |
'''Music:''' "The Best Day Ever (Concert Version)" | '''Music:''' "The Best Day Ever (Concert Version)" | ||
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Sing along | Sing along | ||
Hear that happy sound | Hear that happy sound | ||
| − | Don’t let those sour notes bring you down | + | Don’t let those sour notes bring you down |
That's where it's at! | That's where it's at! | ||
I'm not paying for that! | I'm not paying for that! | ||
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'''Squidward:''' How long do we have to keep this up? | '''Squidward:''' How long do we have to keep this up? | ||
| − | '''Mr. Krabs:''' Just till his little heart gives out, Squidward. Just till his little heart gives out. | + | '''Mr. Krabs:''' Just till his little heart gives out, Squidward. Just till his little heart gives out. |
{{Transcripts/Season 4}} | {{Transcripts/Season 4}} | ||
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[[Category:Episode Transcripts/Season 4]] | [[Category:Episode Transcripts/Season 4]] | ||
