Episode Transcript: 20,000 Patties Under the Sea

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==Dialogue==
 
==Dialogue==
SpongeBob: Breaker, breaker auto perimeter clear. Over.
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'''SpongeBob:''' Breaker, breaker auto perimeter clear. Over.
  
Patrick: Robert, Robert...uhh...Ronald.
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'''Patrick:''' Robert, Robert...uhh...Ronald.
  
SpongeBob: Are you sure your not trying to say Rodger?
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'''SpongeBob:''' Are you sure your not trying to say Rodger?
  
Patrick: Oh, wait I got it. Ringo...
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'''Patrick:''' Oh, wait I got it. Ringo...
  
SpongeBob: Patrick, we have visual contact.
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'''SpongeBob:''' Patrick, we have visual contact.
  
Patrick: SpongeBob, you're gonna need to speak up. My ears aren't what they used to be.
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'''Patrick:''' SpongeBob, you're gonna need to speak up. My ears aren't what they used to be.
  
SpongeBob: Patrick, look! There's a weird thing sticking out of the ground over there.
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'''SpongeBob:''' Patrick, look! There's a weird thing sticking out of the ground over there.
  
Patrick: Yeah, dark.
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'''Patrick:''' Yeah, dark.
  
SpongeBob: There has to be a light switch around here somewhere. Found it. Excuse me, sir.
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'''SpongeBob:''' There has to be a light switch around here somewhere. Found it. Excuse me, sir.
  
Mr. Krabs: That's it! We'll take the Krusty Krab on the road.
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'''Mr. Krabs:''' That's it! We'll take the Krusty Krab on the road.
  
SpongeBob: Bye, Squidward. Bye, Mr. Krabs. (Dreamily) Bye, Squidward.  
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'''SpongeBob:''' Bye, Squidward. Bye, Mr. Krabs. (Dreamily) Bye, Squidward.  
  
Patrick: You said "Bye, Squidward" twice.
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'''Patrick:''' You said "Bye, Squidward" twice.
  
SpongeBob: I like Squidward.  
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'''SpongeBob:''' I like Squidward.  
  
Plankton: Here comes my first customer. Hello. Welcome.
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'''Plankton:''' Here comes my first customer. Hello, little boy. Would you like a chumburger?
  
Boy: Do they come in raspberry?
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'''Boy:''' Do they come in raspberry?
  
Plankton: No.
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'''Plankton:''' No.
  
Boy: Blueberry?
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'''Boy:''' Blueberry?
  
Plankton: No.
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'''Plankton:''' No.
  
Boy: Uhhhhhhhhh...raspberry?
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'''Boy:''' Uhhhhhhhhh...raspberry?
  
Plankton: Come on, kid. You asked that already. Now quit wasting my time!   
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'''Plankton:''' Come on, kid. You asked that already. Now quit wasting my time!   
  
Lady Fish: You can't talk to my son like that. Just who do you think you are?   
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'''Lady Fish:''' You can't talk to my son like that. Just who do you think you are?   
  
Plankton: I'm Plankton, you old hag. And your son smells like boogers.  
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'''Plankton:''' I'm Plankton, you old hag. And your son smells like boogers.  
  
Man Fish: Hey, you can't talk about my wife that way. What do you think this is?
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'''Man Fish:''' Hey, you can't talk about my wife that way. What do you think this is?
  
Plankton: I think it's time for you to lose some weight, fatty. That's what this is.
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'''Plankton:''' I think it's time for you to lose some weight, fatty. That's what this is.
  
Grandma: You can't talk about my grandson like that. Someone oughta put you in a mental hospital.
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'''Grandma:''' You can't talk about my grandson like that. Someone oughta put you in a mental hospital.
  
Plankton: Someone should put you in a box floating down the river, Grandma.
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'''Plankton:'''  Someone should put you in a box floating down the river, Grandma.
  
Grandma: You're probably right.
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'''Grandma:''' You're probably right.
  
Man Fish: Look. The rocks are all gone.  
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'''Plankton:''' You people are crazy. I'm getting out of here. (They start throwing rocks) What the?
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'''Man Fish:''' Look. The rocks are all gone. (Plankton smiles)
  
 
(cut to SpongeBob and Patrick back in the abyss)
 
(cut to SpongeBob and Patrick back in the abyss)
  
SpongeBob: What?
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'''SpongeBob:''' What?
  
Patrick: Who's that?
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'''Patrick:''' Who's that?
  
SpongeBob: He looks dark and depressing. Would you like anything?
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'''SpongeBob:''' He looks dark and depressing. Would you like anything?
  
Sea Monster: Who you calling dark and depressing?
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'''Sea Monster:''' Who you calling dark and depressing?
  
Patrick: Order..uh...up.  
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'''Patrick:''' Order..uh...up.  
  
Plankton: Now that those two are out of the picture, all of the customers will come running to me.
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'''Plankton:''' Now that those two are out of the picture, all of the customers will come running to me.
  
SpongeBob: It's not just a sandwich. It's a...Chumwich.
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'''SpongeBob:''' It's not just a sandwich. It's a...Chumwich.
  
Plankton: Don't give another penny to those fast-food phonies.     
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'''Plankton:''' Don't give another penny to those fast-food phonies.     
  
Mr. Krabs: I don't care about that. Just tell me about the money.
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'''Mr. Krabs:''' I don't care about that. Just tell me about the money.
  
 
To Be Continued
 
To Be Continued

Revision as of 00:19, 18 July 2008

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Episode Article: 20,000 Patties Under the Sea

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Dialogue

SpongeBob: Breaker, breaker auto perimeter clear. Over.

Patrick: Robert, Robert...uhh...Ronald.

SpongeBob: Are you sure your not trying to say Rodger?

Patrick: Oh, wait I got it. Ringo...

SpongeBob: Patrick, we have visual contact.

Patrick: SpongeBob, you're gonna need to speak up. My ears aren't what they used to be.

SpongeBob: Patrick, look! There's a weird thing sticking out of the ground over there.

Patrick: Yeah, dark.

SpongeBob: There has to be a light switch around here somewhere. Found it. Excuse me, sir.

Mr. Krabs: That's it! We'll take the Krusty Krab on the road.

SpongeBob: Bye, Squidward. Bye, Mr. Krabs. (Dreamily) Bye, Squidward.

Patrick: You said "Bye, Squidward" twice.

SpongeBob: I like Squidward.

Plankton: Here comes my first customer. Hello, little boy. Would you like a chumburger?

Boy: Do they come in raspberry?

Plankton: No.

Boy: Blueberry?

Plankton: No.

Boy: Uhhhhhhhhh...raspberry?

Plankton: Come on, kid. You asked that already. Now quit wasting my time!

Lady Fish: You can't talk to my son like that. Just who do you think you are?

Plankton: I'm Plankton, you old hag. And your son smells like boogers.

Man Fish: Hey, you can't talk about my wife that way. What do you think this is?

Plankton: I think it's time for you to lose some weight, fatty. That's what this is.

Grandma: You can't talk about my grandson like that. Someone oughta put you in a mental hospital.

Plankton: Someone should put you in a box floating down the river, Grandma.

Grandma: You're probably right.

Plankton: You people are crazy. I'm getting out of here. (They start throwing rocks) What the?

Man Fish: Look. The rocks are all gone. (Plankton smiles)

(cut to SpongeBob and Patrick back in the abyss)

SpongeBob: What?

Patrick: Who's that?

SpongeBob: He looks dark and depressing. Would you like anything?

Sea Monster: Who you calling dark and depressing?

Patrick: Order..uh...up.

Plankton: Now that those two are out of the picture, all of the customers will come running to me.

SpongeBob: It's not just a sandwich. It's a...Chumwich.

Plankton: Don't give another penny to those fast-food phonies.

Mr. Krabs: I don't care about that. Just tell me about the money.

To Be Continued

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