Episode Transcript: Walking The Plankton

• [Plankton, Mr. Krabs, Sandy, SpongeBob, Squidward and Patrick gather at SpongeBob's pineapple]

• Plankton: [laughs] Salutations, puny mortals! I am the great genie of the slide carousel! WHOOOO! Endorse my vacation slides or I shall grant you three miseries!

• Mr. Krabs: Heh, it's supposed to be three wishes.

• Plankton: Silence, red one! Withstand my slides!

• Mr. Krabs: [sighs]

• SpongeBob: [happily] Yaay!

• Plankton: [Plankton turns on the projector but gets launched back by the slide and gets burnt by the light] AAAAGHHH!! [Plankton jumps up, destroys the projector and spills slides everywhere]

• SpongeBob: Everything okay in here, oh great genie?

• Plankton: What are you, mocking me, kid? Of course everything's not okay. I can't show my slides!

• SpongeBob: Well, that's not the can-do spirit. [SpongeBob takes the projector light and sticks it in one of his holes. He picks up one of the slides with his tongue and places it in front of the light. Now the slide is visible]

• Plankton: Now we're cooking with blubber! My second honeymoon, it started out as any romantic getaway would. With five days of round-the-clock surveillance...

• [cuts to Plankton watching through his telescope as the mailman tip-toes up to the Krusty Krab mailbox and tries as quietly as possible to put the letter into the mailbox]

• SpongeBob: [SpongeBob bashes through the front doors of the Krusty Krab] Woah! [He takes out the letter] Oooh, a letter! Thank you, Mr. Mailman!

• Mailman: [Annoying] Oh, if I weren't already on parole.

• SpongeBob: [SpongeBob crashes through the roof of the Krusty Krab with the letter between his feet] Ha ha ha ha! Mail call! [SpongeBob opens the letter with his teeth and gives it to Mr. Krabs]

• Mr. Krabs: That-a-boy! Ar ar ar ar! [He reads the letter] It's free tickets!

• SpongeBob: Free tickets to what, Mr. Krabs? [He reads the letter out loud] You and a guest have won a week of relaxation on a luxury ocean cruise ship!

• Mr. Krabs: Wohoo! Works for me! [Mr. Krabs grabs his suitcases] Gentlemen, I'm leaving you in-charge! See you when I see ya!

• SpongeBob: [SpongeBob looks at the letter again] Oh, Mr. Krabs, this says you and a guest!

• Mr. Krabs: [He stops] Well, I suppose I could make that extra ticket available to, say, who ever is to be me man-servant?

• SpongeBob: [SpongeBob picks up Mr. Krabs' bags] Right this way, sir! [They exit the Krusty Krab]

• Plankton: [Looking through his telescope] You might as well hand over that secret formula right now, 'cause once you shove off it's as good as mine! Ha ha ha! What in sea-bottoms?!

• Mr. Krabs: [To SpongeBob] Now look here, boy. I'm bringing along the secret formuler as a precation, just in case our absence proves to tempin' to a certain one-eyed creepy-crawly.

• Plankton: Well played, Krabs, well played indeed. But, as usual, this one-eyed creepy-crawly is one step ahead of you! [Plankton pulls down a chart] You can't beat Plan B, you can't beat it! Ah, this is going to be so sweet! Karen, we are going on a luxury cruise!

• Karen the Computer: A cruise, just the two of us?! Oh, Plankton! [She cries out of joy but soon stops] Hey, if this is another scheme to steal the secret formula, you can leave me home!

• Plankton: No, of course not! [He gets rid of the chart] Just think of it as our second honeymoon.

• Karen: Don't you have to have a first honeymoon before you embark on a second?

• Plankton: Why don't I bump those vacation settings up a sminch? [Plankton turns up Karen's vacation settings]

• Karen: Oh, Plankton, this second honeymoon is gonna be so great!

• Plankton: [Pulling a big suitcase] Yeah, it's going to be groovy, babe. Now a quick check of the vacation inventory. Suntan lotion, sunglass, death laser...

• Karen: Got it! [Karen shoots a death laser and splits the suitcase in half] Did you see the pretty laser, honey?

• Plankton: See it?! It almost split me in half!

• Karen: Whoops, sorry! I'm just so excited about our cruise, cruisey cruise cruise, ha ha ha! Cruise, cruise! [Plankton turns down Karen's vacation settings] Cruise, ha ha ha, cruise...

• Plankton: Gotta rethink that vacation algorithm when we get back.

• [The next scene is on the huge luxury ocean cruise ship. A band is playing and fish are relaxing on deck]

• Plankton: [Plankton and Karen are relaxing on deck] Nothing tops kicking back next to my loving computer wife and soaking up the rays.

• Karen: Oh, I hope I don't get screen burn.

• Plankton: Let me give you a hand with that, honey. [Plankton puts sunscreen on Karen's screen]

• Karen: Oh, Plankton, you're such a sweet husband when you aren't obsessing over that stupid secret formula! [Plankton sees SpongeBob pushing Mr. Krabs along the deck in a mobile chair]

• Mr. Krabs: Weee, ah ha ha!

• Plankton: There he is, that swabby fool. Your turn now, Krabs.

• Karen: Plankton, what you are denouncing now?

• Plankton: Um, oh, the d'oeuvre guy, he's late with my nibbles again.

• Karen: Oh, don't get all worked up, Plankton. Let's just focus on spending some quality time together alone for a change. [Plankton spots Mr. Krabs again]

• Mr. Krabs: Ah, ha ha ha! Now push me back to the top, push me to the top!

• D'oeuvre Guy: Would you like a nibble, sir?

• Plankton: Is that kelp cheese? [Plankton grabs the cheese, but it's too heavy for him, so he falls with the cheese on his head. Karen takes a photo of him]

• Karen: That snack is as big as you are! Ha ha ha ha!