Episode Transcript: The Slumber Party

(Mr.krabs is sleeping with chips on his stomach)

Pearl: Unacceptable!

Mr. Krabs: Pearl!

Pearl: My friends will be here in 20 minutes for my slumber party and you're laying around in your tighty no longer whities.

Mr. Krabs: A man works hard all week to keep his pants off all weekend.

Pearl: If you trusted me you would leave for the night.

Mr. Krabs: (crackers comes out of Mr. Krabs' nose) (laughs) You make crackers come out of me nose.

Pearl: Dad!

Mr. Krabs: Look I'll stay upstairs in me room and not interrupt.

Pearl: You promise?

Mr. Krabs: I promise.

Pearl: Good night daddy. (giggles)

Mr. Krabs: Good night sweetie. (walks up the stairs)

Pearl: (notices Mr. Krabs is still there) Daaaad!

Mr.krabs; oh hi pumpkin i was just setting out refreshments for your friends (hands it too pearl)

Pearl; crackers and tab water your are the ceapes krab alive

mr.krabs; dont say that here would your friends want some pizza

pearl; well yeah yeah we would

mr.krabs; ok you could have your allowence early

pearl; kethup

mr.krabs; see you put it on the crackers and mamma mia you gota onea pizza pie hah (eats it) um

pearl; (grabs mr.krabs)

mr.krabs; ok ok im going

pearl; (throws mr.krabs in his room) ow ow there here (comes outside) hi (notices mr.krabs building rules) dad

mr.krabs; just putting up the house rules

pearl; no dancing no loud music after 7;30 no touching the root beer cellar

mr.krabs; adn the most important one in all no boys allowed isnt it gloryis(looks the door on mr.krabs) (trys to open the door) sweetie you antecedently lock the door