Transcript: SpongeBob's Speech as Hall Monitor

SpongeBobs Speech as Hall Monitor was a very boring speech performed by SpongeBob SquarePants in the episode: Hall Monitor

Speech

SpongeBob: Yahoo! Hall monitor Spongebob reporting for duty, ma’am! I am ready to assume my position...in the hall! I will protect all that are weak...in the hall! All rules will be enforced...in the hall!

Mrs Puff: Ok! Just take the hat and belt. (tries handing him uniform)

SpongeBob: I can’t accept that yet, ma’am. First I have to make my speech.

Mrs Puff: You can’t make this easy, can you?

SpongeBob: Classmates!! Who am I to deserve such a great honor? Why, I would be nothing without Mrs Puff.

Mrs Puff: Give me a break.

SpongeBob: And to my public, all I can say is I’m touched. And furthermore, I will carry out my duties... (clock moves forward in time as Spongebob continues his speech) ...crime and punishment, punishment and crime in the hall! (at this point, everyone is almost asleep) Which reminds me of an extremely long speech written by the greatest hall monitor of all time. (takes out a long roll of paper) “Friends, students, juvenile delinquents, lend me your ears.” (the clock has disappeared, and it is now much later in the day. Puff is asleep at her desk) In conclusion, and without a moment to spare, I will put on this uniform (takes out the hat and belt) and assume my duties as... (puts on the uniform) ...hall monitor! Wish me luck, Mrs Puff! (walks towards the door then turns around) Oh, and I will be... (bell rings as all studens run over Spongebob)

Personality

    This speech is possibly one of the most unpopular talks in Bikini Bottom. Also, the roll of paper is written by SpongeBob

Squarepants. Somewhat there is high definition, which is ``juvenile delinquents, but people might not know what juvenile delinquents mean. SpongeBob is the only person who likes this speech. This speech took place from 9:00 a.m. to 3:00 p.m. It took 7 hours to be done. It is extremely long and boring, more than the speech of the Gettysburg Address in the 1860s. The Hall Monitor Speech isn't very important because everybody doesn't like the job of being Hall Monitor.

    SpongeBob however broke his promise of his speech that he'll protect all the weak because he DESTROYS half of Bikini

Bottom. Things got much worse because the speech is in false form, and the opposite is in fact the facts. SpongeBob put too many opinions in his speech, and many people know they're not true. Whatever you do, don't LISTEN to the speech, because at the end of the speech, everybody ran away from school to avoid hearing the speech again. Somewhat, this is one of the only debates that SpongeBob made.

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