Episode Transcript: Earworm

SpongeBob: Doo Doo Doo-doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo-doo Doo Doo Doo-doo!

SpongeBob:(musically) Trying to stop it is futile, so just listen now to my musical doodle!

SpongeBob:(continues doo-ing)

Squidward:(growls)

SpongeBob: Doo-doo

Squidward:(grabbing SpongeBob's lips) Would you stop that incessant babbling!? (lets go of his lips.)

SpongeBob:(lips throbbing) Thowwy Thquidward.

Squidward:(growls once more)

Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob! What are you doing? It's closin' time!(hands SpongeBob a mop and bucket) Now get out there and swab the poop deck.

SpongeBob:(wears mop like hair) Aye-aye, mein captain.(starts doo-ing and slides out the room)

Squidward:(cleans the register)

SpongeBob:(Doo-ing continues and SpongeBob starts cleaning to the music) I'm mopping and I'm singing about the musical doodle.

Squidwards:(walks over to SpongeBob and gets hit with the mop)

SpongeBob:(stops singing)

Squidward: Would you quit it with that tune already?

SpongeBob: Sorry, its just so catchy.

Squidward: I don't care. Just can it! (walks back to the register)

Squidward: I'll cleanse myself by listening to a little public radio.(turns on radio and plays "Musical Doodle")

SpongeBob: Ooh, its Musical Doodle, Squidward! (sings with the radio) Round and round the record spins all day, listen again it takes ya far away. Trying to stop it is futile, so just listen now to our musical doodle! (starts doo-ing)

Squidward:(turns off radio) Figures you would be into that hideous pop fodder.

SpongeBob: It's a sign!

Squidward: A sign that you're a true boob?

SpongeBob: Yes-No! That this song and I were meant to be together.

Squidward: Great, now I hate two things.

Mr. Krabs: All right boys, time to go ho-

Squidward:(bursts out the door yelling) FREEDOM!

Mr. Krabs: Okay, SpongeBob time to hit the road. Spongebob?

SpongeBob:(Doo-ing) Doo-doo DOO DOO DOO THE MUSICAL DOODLE! LISTEN AGAIN TO THE MUSICAL DOODLE!

Annoucer Fish: And thats the new song by The Sonars called Musical Doodle