Episode Transcript: Krusty Krushers

Perch Perkins: Perch Perkins here and coming to you live from the bikini bottom wrestling royal rumble free for all. [mr. krabs comes up] Mr.krabs: free?!?!?! gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme. uhh... what do I get? Perch perkins: heh heh well what you get is the most anticipated event of the wrestling season. [shows tough guys lined up] hundreds of wrestlers from around the world face off against the heavy weight champs..... [shows the heavy weight champs] Heavy weight champs: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!! [one puches other one in the stomach and other one rips the other champ in half and crowd is shocked] aaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!! [both together] Perch perkins: anyone who can defeat these giants will earn the championship title [mr.krabs yawns] Mr. krabs: big deal. Perch perkins: and the million dollar cash prize. Mr. krabs: million dollars cash prize!!!!!!! [mr.krabs rips off his shirt] ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!! [then runs toward the stage and sees that everyone is getting beaten up on the stage] money money money money money..... money....money...money [ambulance comes and takes out the people in a ball] ohhhhhh. [mr. krabs quivers, looks upon the stage] Person: My leg! my leg. mr.krabs I'll have to suffer through of what I witnessed today. except mabye..... [spongebob and patrick walk on the stage and they both laugh] Spongebob: where are you taking us mr. krabs? [they still laugh] mr. krabs: now go get them. Spongebob: what do you think the surprise is patrick? Patrick: I dont know. what do you think it is. Spongebob: I dont know what it is! [they both get hit by the wrestlers] ohhh. whatever it is, its really big. Patrick: And hairy. [pops out from one of the wrestlers chest hair] Wrestler: [breaths on spongebob and coughs every time he gets blown on] Spongebob: And it smells angry. Patrick: Is it time to look yet? Spongebob: You pick first. Patrick: No you pick first. [wrestler squeezes spongebob until his eyeballs pop out and see the wrestlers and does same to patrick] Both: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! [gets out of wrestlers hand and runs behind mr. krabs] Spongebob: Hey who are those guys mr. krabs? They look like they wanna hurt us. Mr. krabs: What? Those 2? ahhhhhh. There harmless. Its all just part of the act. Spongebob: The act? Mr. krabs: Of course. There just pretending. Patrick: Pretending? Both: We like pretending! Mr. krabs: [laughs] Don't we all? Patrick: can we wear costumes?!?!?! Mr. krabs: ehhh..... sure. Patrick: Hey spongebob how do I look? Spongebob: Wow. Looks like those iron bun workout videos are really paying off.[shows patrick at home doing his bun workouts] Patrick: I can even do it in my sleep. Spongebob: Wow! Can we have cool nicknames too? Mr. krabs: ohhhhhh fine. your the uh short order boy and he's the uhh pink patty. Spongebob: And together we are........ Mr. krabs: The krusty krushers. Now go out there and wrestle me up a million dollars!!! [they both go against the ropes and bounce off] Both: [they laugh] Spongebob: This is going to be so fun. yeah! Patrick: whoo! Spongebob: Yeah! Patrick: whoo! Spongebob: yeah! Patrick: whoo! Spongebob: yeah! Patrick: whoo! Spongebob: okay where ready. Announcer: Huh? oh yeah. al, send the mike down. We got fresh meat. Spongebob: Actually where here to fake wrestle. Patrick: And to pretend wrestle. Announcer: Whatever. [clears his voice] In this corner we have the challengers. The krusty krushers! [they both get a krabby patty and they chew it like there tough. spongebob burps after he bites it. Spongebob: ohhh. Excuse me. Mr. krabs: you can do it!!!!! Announcer: and on the opposite side of the ring, we have the undefeated champions. [shows one wrestler lifting up a barbell then the other wrestler crushes the barbell and puts it in a krabby patty and eats it then burps at the other until his skin rips apart] Spongebob and Patrick: Happy buns, happy buns, happy buns [2 wrestlers go over them] Spongebob: Did it just get dark in here? Patrick: Dark?!?!?!?! I'm afraid of the dark. Spongebob: Now dont be afraid. Its just them. Patrick: oh right its just those guys where gonna wrestle. Hello fello competeters. [wrestler screams so loud that they fall to the ground] Patrick: What was that? Spongebob: Thats wrestilies for your dead meat. Patrick: I dont get it. [wrestler picks up both of them and throws them] Spongebob: Hey look patrick its mr. krabs cheering us on. [they hit the other wrestler then they fall in a bucket] Whoow. Patrick: Hey spongebob. Spongebob: Hey patrick. look patrick its a fist. Patrick: A fist where? ohhh yeah thats definatly a..... [they both get punched more and more until they turn to liquid. one wresler gargles spongebob and patrick and spits it out in the drain. mr. krabs uses a plunger to get them out. Both: yeahhhhhh! Spongebob: how fun was that? Patrick: It was so super duper fun. [they do a handshake] Both: Boom!!!! Mr. krabs: eh hem. Spongebob: Did you need something mr. krabs? Mr. krabs: oh. did I need something? hmm let me think did I need something. YES I NEED SOMETHING!!!!!!!! I need you 2 to get back in there and show them who's boss!!!!!! Show them what short oder boy and pink patty can really do! Spongebob: Right!!! c'mom patrick, lets show these 2 who there messing with. Patrick: with pleasure. Both: Lets do this!!! Mr. krabs: thats the million dollar winning spirit. Spongebob: Alright you 2 no more messing around. you see this. [pulls out his spatula] is just a spatula right? wrong!!!! actually this represents your face. after i get through mangling it. [trys to bend spatula but can't] there you see that? its not gonna be pretty when I get done with ya. Patrick: Hey good one spongebob. Spongebob: thanks patrick. now you try saying something intimitating as well. Patrick: okay. and if you think this is bad, wait till I get my hands on ya. [takes out a piece of paper] i'm gonna.. i'm gonna tear ya to shreads. like a ........ [struggles with ripping the paper] c'mom ahhhhh i got a paper cut paper cut. [starts sucking his hands] Spongebob: Patrick are you okay? Patrick: huh? oh i'm fine. i just like to suck on my hand. Spongebob: Really me too. [they both suck on their hands. wrestler picks up patrick and squishes him into a ball. mr. krabs yells thinking he gonna get hurt but wresler takes the rope. Mr. krabs: ahhhhhhhh! ohh. heh heh. now what? [gets rope and ties it to patrick. then picks up spongebob and puts the rope behind his back connected to patrick. then the wrestler pretends its a paddle ball. spongebob laughs] Spongebob: That tickles. [other wrestler takes patrick as a ball and twists him] Patrick: good catch!! [does same to spongebob] Spongebob: look i'm a......... Patrick: helicopter? [then they collide an turn into crumbs. then a wrestler gets a wagon and puts them in there as crumbs. wrestler puts wagon and them in a cement truck. they turn into cement] Spongebob:ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [crowd cheers. mr. krabs bites on the rope. drops them into deep spaces and they dry out. the wrestlers put there foot and hand there] Spongebob: heeeeeeeee! [wrestlers both laugh and do a body slam. mr. krabs pulls them out with a spatula. Mr. krabs: what are you doing out there!?!?!?! Spongebob: fake wrestling. Mr. krabs: okay, but you still have to try to win fake wrestling. Spongebob: mr. krabs where having so much fun. dosen't that make us winners? Mr. krabs: Actually it dosen't!!!!!!! okay, okay look just... [notices there gone] hey where'd they huhhhh!!!! oh no! Perch Perkins: wow, now thats a serious sleeper holder. [shows spongebob in the arms of one wrestler about to go to sleep] Spongebob: oh hello mr. fluffy. [then shows patrick doing the same thing. patrick does baby talk then puts them in a bed] Perch perkins: and it looks like the champs are ready to end it. Mr. krabs: end it!?!?!?!?!?!?! [crowd says end it] get up, get up you guys! Perch: yep. there gonna leave more than a mark with this special move. the mother of all moves. the flying, double decker, atomic head butt of all destruction. with a spin. [they fall into the ring] mr. krabs: ahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!! c'mom c'mom wake up!!!!!!!! [patrick is dreaming of doing his bun exercise] ohh who am i kidding. goodbye money. goodbye money. both wrestlers: oh no. the iron butt. [then the wrestlers crack into crumbs] Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen. here are your new champions. Mr. krabs: new champions? Perch: thats right skip. and the winner of one million dollars. Mr. krabs: Hello money!!!!!!!!!!!!!! whoooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [starts hugging the money]sweet money perch: or..... Mr. krabs: or Perch: or you can take whats behind curtain number 2. Mr. krabs: curtain number 2? Perch: make all your dreams come true with 1 week at wrestle camp. Mr. krabs: like the're really gonna turn all this money for...... Spongebob and Patrick: Wrestle camp!!!!!!! [they keep repeating it] Perch: Wrestle camp it is. [guy vaccums up all the money then mr. krabs falls apart] Spongebob: see you at wrestle camp mr. krabs! [they drop a wrestle camp hat on him]