Episode Transcript: SpongeHenge

Wind blows wildly

Fish #1: Neptune's packed up something tonight. He must be mad about something.

Fish #2: Ha Ha Ha Ha. That's silly. Everyone knows Posiden is the ruler of the undersea.

(Bag if goolosh blows out of fish 2's hands)

Fish #2: Oh. My leftovers.

Fish #1: NOOOOOOOO!!! (sobbs) Why, Dear Neptune?

(SpongeBob snores. bag of goolosh breaks through the window, and lands on SpongeBob's face)

SpongeBob: Mmmm-hmmmm. Goolosh. (SpongeBob opens window) HEY OUT THERE! YOU DROPPED YOUR GOOLOSH! HELLOOO?

(wind makes music through SpongeBob's pores)

SpongeBob: My pores are whistling in the wind. (SpongeBob jumps outside. SpongeBob makes music, and laughs.)

(Jellyfish comes to SpongeBob.)

Sponge; Hahahahaha! That tickles!

(Jellyfish Buzzes To Music.)

SpongeBob: Awwww. The little critter likes my wistling pores.

(Jellyfish goes into Spongebob's head.)

SpongeBob: (laughs uncontroallably.) THAT TICKLES! (laughs uncontroallably.)

Moon: My Shift's over.

Sun: Time for work, SpongeBob.

Spongebob: All right, Jelly, out you go. It's been a lot of fun but I gotta get to work.

(Jelly follows)

SpongeBob: Quite a wind this morning, eh Jelly. (wind blows SpongeBob away) WHOOOAAA!!!!! (more jellyfish come.)

SpongeBob: Hey, Sparky, can you tell your friends I can't play right now? (SpongeBob lands back in bed.)

SpongeBob: OH!!! I'M GOING TO BE LATE!! (SpongeBob runs out the door. Jellyfish pick him up.)

SpongeBob: I told you I don't have time to play right now! (SpongeBob gets blown back.)

SpongeBob: I HAVE NOT BEEN LATE IN MY CAREER AS A FRY COOK. AND I'M NOT GOING TO START TODAY! (Spongebob gets slung out of his home and back.)

Jellyfish: HAHAHA

(Door closes on SpongeBob's hands. SpongeBob screams.)

SpongeBob: I gotta call for some help.

(SpongeBob calls The Krusty Krab)

(Mr. Krabs reels SpongeBob in with a fishing rod.

Mr Krabs: There he is. Ready for work. Quit wining boy and start fliping those patties.

SpongeBob: Aye aye sir.

(Jellyfish find SpongeBob, and blow him to Pattrick's rock)

Wearherman: The weather situation is much worse acorss the country.

TV Reporter: And it looks like thease winds aren't going to stop any time soon. (TV reporter gets blown away.)

Pattrick: Ha ha ha ha. Fishy go bye-bye. (drinks bevrage)

Fish #3: And that's the way it is in your world today.

(Pattrick throws ice cream cone at TV.)

Pattrick: BORING! I don't want to watch any of this boring stuff. I wana watch something decent like-

SpongeBob: Pattrick, I don't have any time. I gotta hide from thease jellyfish.

Pattrick: What jellyfish?

Spongebob: Ever since the wind started, a sound blows through my holes that jellyfish seem to love.

Jellyfish find SpongeBob

Pattrick: Hey fellow. (Jellyfish stings Pattrick) OWWW! SPONGEBOB, GET OUT OF HERE!!!!! (Jellyfish blow him away) I'M SORRY, SPONGEBOB. BUT YOU HAVE BECOME A NEGGITIVE INFLUENCE!

SpongeBob: Hahahaha! At least the wind stopped. (Jellyfish sting SpongeBob. SpongeBob hides in cave)

SpongeBob: I think I lost them. Well I guess I'll just stay here where it's safe...and quiet...amd dark. Don't worry, I'll just stay here for a second. Behind thease rocks. Thease sendantary, lifeless rocks.

LATER

SpongeBob: Hey, buddy. Just thought I'd sprouce you up a bit. What's that. Oh well guess what? You're my best friend to. Mmm-hmmm. Come on, Let's have some fun. Look buddy, mmmmmmmmm. Dinner's ready. Let's have some tea. Do you want some sugar, buddy? One lump, or two? Oh, you can have it all. I feel confortable around you. (rocks croumble in mouth) Can I confess someting? Cause I know you;ll understand. I have this-problem. I seem to attract-JELLYFISH! HAHAHAHA! How do you work that out? hmmmmm

(SpongeBob stone stays still)

SpongeBob: Yeah, yeah. I'm in a lost to. OH BARNACALES. I'M GONNA BE STUCK IN THIS CAVE FOREVER!! (sighs)

(SpongeBob stone whitsle to music with his pores.)

SopngeBob: Of course, buddy. Brilliant idea!!!

(SpongeBob takes stone outside)

SpongeBob: Let's see what happens this time.

(Jellyfish come)

SpongeBob: Whoooaaa, here they come! Go Get em, buddy!!!

(Jellyfish hate music, and buzz over to Spongebob)

SpongeBob: Hey guys. What do you think about my little friend's song?

(SpongeBob stone plays foull notes)

SpongeBob: Is there something wrong?

(Jellyfish sting SpongeBob. SpongeBob runs back to cave.)

SpongeBob: Hmmmmm. I crafted one stone SpongeBob that provided a note in a foull key. But if I crafted another, the demention of the body multiplied by the number of holes, may offer another tune. One that could soothe those jellyfish. But which one is the right size?! Hmm. I'll just have to make a bunch of them.

(SpongeBob makes the eight musical stones)

SpongeBob: All right. That ougta do her.

(Spongebob stones sig the right notes)

SpongeBob: WOW. It actullay worked.....Ah. They're finally leaving me alone. I can go back to work now! (laughs) Krusty Krab, Here I Come!!!

(SpongeBob stops running)

SpongeBob: How long was I gone?!

(SpongeBob finds Krusty Krab burried in sand)

SpongeBob: NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

3,000 YEARS LATER

Alien: To this day, no one knows why thease statues were created, or by whom. All we know is that the genius of their design has caused the anual migration of jellyfish to their wondrous tune.