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Hash Slinging Slasher
The Hash Slinging Slasher is a story told by Squidward. Squidward told SpongeBob all about him, and then he thought that it was a joke. SpongeBob could not pronounce his name. That night, the Hash Slinging Slasher came. But it was not. He was a teenager wanting a job. When the fake Slasher revealed his hand; he was holding the spatula. In the story the Slasher cut off his own hand and replaced it with a spatula. He got killed by a bus. He hung up the phone because he was nervous. He did not flicker the lights. Nosferatu, a horror character from a 1922 movie, did.
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How people know that the Slasher will come
- The lights will flicker on and off.
- The phone will ring, and there will be no one there.
- The ghostly bus arrives.
Squidward's Mistake
- Squidward thought that the Krusty Krab's walls oozing green slime was a fact he missed, but he remembered that they always do that.
Story
Usually they call him the "ha" and they scream before he kills the people who said that. Any way, Years ago, at the Krusty Krab, the Fry cook was very clumsy and accidentally chopped his hand off while cutting something and he replaced it with a spatula and seconds before 6:00, he died because he didn't look both ways. after that, Mr.Krabs and the other former employees held a funeral (Location unknown)and Mr.Krabs fired him at the end of the funeral because the Krusty Krab can't have dead employees. Now every Tuesday night (Possibly the day he died) he returns to the KK as a ghost in the same bus that ran him over. The lights flicker on and off because he cuts the wires, the phone ringing and nobody being there to signal his approach and he exits the same bus that killed him and taps the door with his spatula eerily, he enters, he slowly approaches the counter and kills the employees that are currently there (Not Mr.Krabs because he hides in his chest desk).he is a old fry cook who use to work with squidward (thats a lie)
Trivia/Goofs
- Technically he does not exist.
- The inside of his nose must be red, as when he appears to have eyes, they are red.
- SpongeBob screams 27 times from shock after being told the story of the slasher. When Squidward assures him the slasher story is made up SpongeBob laughs eight times hysterically.Template:Slogan
