Episode Transcript: The Slumber Party

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Episode Article: The Slumber Party

Characters

• SpongeBob
• Pearl
• Mr. Krabs
• Pearl's friends
• Girly TeenGirl
• Gary
• People at beach party

Dialogue

(The episode starts with Mr. Krabs sleeping at his house with chips on his stomach, in a white shirt and underwear)

Pearl: Unacceptable!

Mr. Krabs: Pearl!

Pearl: My friends will be here in 20 minutes for my slumber party and you're laying around in your tighty-no-longer-whities.

Mr. Krabs: A man works hard all week to keep his pants off all weekend.

Pearl: If you trusted me you would leave for the night.

Mr. Krabs: (Mr. Krabs laughs and corn chips come out of his nose) You make Corn Crunch come out me nose!

Pearl: Dad!

Mr. Krabs: Look, I'll stay upstairs in me room and not interrupt.

Pearl: You promise?

Mr. Krabs: I promise.

Pearl: Good night, daddy. (giggles)

Mr. Krabs: Good night, sweetie. (He goes upstairs. Pearl walks to the refrigerator, and finds that Mr. Krabs is there, chaining it up)

Pearl: Dad!

Mr. Krabs: Oh, hi, pumpkin. I was just setting out refreshments for your friends. (He hands a tray with crackers on a plate and tap water in a cup)

Pearl: Crackers and tap water? You are the cheapest crab alive.

Mr. Krabs: Don't say that. Here, would your friends want some pizza?

Pearl: Well, yeah. Yeah, we would.

Mr. Krabs: OK, you could have your allowance early. (He takes out his wallet and pulls out some packs of ketchup)

Pearl: Ketchup?

Mr. Krabs: See, you put it on the crackers (does so) and a mamma mia you got-a one-a spicy pizza pie-a. (He eats it) Yum.

(Pearl grabs Mr. Krabs, about to send him to his room)

Mr. Krabs: Okay, okay, I'm going. (Pearl flings him into his room. Suddenly, she hears knocking on the door outside)

Pearl: They're here! (She rushes outside, only to find Mr. Krabs putting a board on the house, listing all of the rules) Hi, Dad. (She notices Mr. Krabs building rules)

Mr. Krabs: Just putting up the house rules.

Pearl: No dancing, no loud music after 7:30, no touching the root beer cellar?

Mr. Krabs: And the most important one in all, no boys allowed! (Pulls a switch that puts up glowing, neon words on the roof of the house: NO BOYS ALLOWED) Isn't it glorious? (Pearl leaves and locks the door on him) Sweetie, you accidentally locked the door!

Pearl: You’re not coming back in this house until after my slumber party is over!