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Episode Transcript: The Two Faces of Squidward
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Characters
Music: Squidward Had a Krabby Patty
Squidward had a Krabby Patty, Krabby Patty, Krabby Patty. Squidward had a Krabby Patty Who's face was white as snow.
Squidward had a Krabby Patty, Krabby Patty, Krabby Patty. Squidward had a Krabby Patty Who's face was white as snow.
Squidward: Do you mind, I'm trying to work in a fast food restaurant, do you wanna try it sometime?
SpongeBob: I'm sure well Squidward, that sounds... (Patrick interferes)
Patrick: Oh wait a minute, SpongeBob, you're re-doing your work at a fast food restaurant!
SpongeBob: Oh yeah!
SpongeBob and Patrick: Yay!
Squidward: Reminds me of Firetype Theraphist (shows the costumers) and stop brining neighbors to work!
Patrick: We're not just neighbors.
SpongeBob: You can say that again!
Patrick: Were not just... (Squidward interferes)
Squidward: I don't care! (faces the costumers embarassed)
SpongeBob and Patrick: Krabby Patty, Krabby Patty, Krabby Patty!
Squidward: (Squidward is shown like a thermometer, reaching the boiling point) Alright, I'm gonna, I don't know what to do! (Spongebob opens the door and bashes Squidward's face)
SpongeBob: (singing) Here comes the Krabby Patty when she comes!
Squidward: Aww! (SpongeBob looks into Squidward) SpongeBob, you nickelboom you broke my face! Don't just stand there, help me! I need a doctor in this!
(Sounds of operation, Spongebob eats Krusty Krab hats, Doctor Gill Gilliam opens the door)
SpongeBob: Oh, doctor is he gonna be alright, for the love of Neptune tell me!
Dr. Gill Gilliam: Well son...
SpongeBob: No! don't tell me! I can't take it...(SpongeBob is crying)
Dr. Gill Gilliam: We Should know...
SpongeBob: No, please, please don't...
Dr. Gill Gilliam: We won't know for two weeks. You'll just have to wait. (Dr. Gill Gilliam leaves)
SpongeBob: Two weeks, I'll never make it. (SpongeBob fell down)
Nurse: Morining SpongeBob, you're early today.
SpongeBob: Good mornin' nurse Pregid. Hiya Squidward! I've been practicing how to flop on my back.
Dr. Gill Gilliam: We can't really have you in here, I;m going to remove his bandages and he made me sware to keep you far away from him.
SpongeBob: It had been two weeks already! (SpongeBob Smiling). Don't worry doc. I promise to stay out of the way.
Dr. Gill Gilliam: Ok as long as you stay at the other side (sighs) right (takes out some scissors and is about to remove the bandages on Squidward's face)
SpongeBob: Don't rush it!, Sorry go ahead. Wait!
Dr. Gill Gilliam: What is it? (angrily)
SpongeBob: Are you sure that this patient has enough emensmansera?
Dr. Gill Gilliam: I have no idea what that is. Please just let me work.
SpongeBob: Very well doctor, carry on.
Dr. Gill Gilliam: May I?
SpongeBob: Hold it! The readings on this brain meter are all wrong! We must pospone the operation.
Dr. Gill Gilliam: That is a television set put here for the patient's enjoyement and it's not yet been plugged in the wall!
SpongeBob: You're right doctor proceed with tever. Hold it!
Dr. Gill Gilliam: Now what?!
(On the television)
Nurse: Doctor, we can't do this, surely we can use a less dangerous procedure after all we have to start thinking about the welfero... (Dr. Gill Gilliam turns off the TV)
SpongeBob: Wait!
Dr: Gill Gilliam: What could it possibly be this time?
SpongeBob: I just want to say sorry for interupting you before.
Dr. Gill Gilliam: I...I...I can't belive it. (Dr. Gill Gilliam collapses)
Squidward: SpongeBob
SpongeBob: Yeah?
Squidward: How does it look?
SpongeBob: Great Neptune...
Squidward: Come on spit it out, I can take it.
Nurse: Time for your medicine Mister...Mister...Mmmm...Handsome... (The nurse melted)
Squidward: What did she call me?
SpongeBob: Handsome, but she spelled it wrong.
Squidward: Quick hand me that mirror. What the? Wait a second that nurse is right. I am handsome.
SpongeBob: Squidward you're not handsome. You're a hunk!
(People then started to notice Squidward)
Female Fish #1: So handsome! (faints)
Male Fish #1: Handsome! (Then more people faints)
Male Fish #2: (Crash!) Hello Handsome.
SpongeBob: Gee Squidward, people seemed to be noticing how handsome you are now. You might even be more handsome than before.
Female Fish #1: Ahhhh!! So handsome!
SpongeBob: If that's even possible.
Old lady in a wheel chair: Uh...Ahhh! It's a miracle...I can walk.
Blind Man: I could see!
Fat Student Fish: I could fly! uhh, ohh (starts to fly) my shoe's untied (his shoe falls).
Female Teen Fish: Mr. Handsome, can I have your autograph? No! not in the book, on my retainer.
SpongeBob and Squidward: A limousine.
