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| | Mr. Krabs: And the most important one in all, no boys allowed! (Pulls a switch that puts up glowing, neon words on the roof of the house: NO BOYS ALLOWED) Isn't it glorious? (Pearl leaves and locks the door on him) Sweetie, you accidentally locked the door! <br> | | Mr. Krabs: And the most important one in all, no boys allowed! (Pulls a switch that puts up glowing, neon words on the roof of the house: NO BOYS ALLOWED) Isn't it glorious? (Pearl leaves and locks the door on him) Sweetie, you accidentally locked the door! <br> |
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| − | Pearl: You’re not coming back in this house until after my slumber party is over! <br> | + | Pearl: You’re not coming back in this house until after my slumber party is over! |
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| − | Mr. Krabs: (gasps) This is mutiny! <br>
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| − | Pearl: What are you gonna do about it? Take away my allowance? (Throws the crackers with ketchup on them) Here you go! <br>
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| − | Mr. Krabs: Open this door or I’ll...kill you.
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| − | (The neon sign shorts out and so does Bikini Bottom)
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| − | (At SpongeBob's house, Mr. Krabs has just finished telling him that he wants to stay at his house) <br>
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| − | SpongeBob: You wanna stay here? At my house? With me? <br>
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| − | Mr. Krabs: Whaddya say, boy? <br>
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| − | (SpongeBob rockets up in excitement) <br>
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| − | SpongeBob: Yee-hee! Slumber party! <br>
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| − | Mr. Krabs: Maybe I should just sleep under the highway. <br>
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| − | (Afterwards, SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs get into some sleeping bags and lie down near the TV) <br>
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| − | SpongeBob: We can stay up really, really late! And tell ghost stories! And trade socks! (He shows Mr. Krabs his socks) <br>
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| − | Mr. Krabs: Is that what girls do at slumber parties? <br>
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| − | SpongeBob: No. They invite boys over and destroy the house! <br>
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| − | Mr. Krabs: They what?! <br>
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| − | SpongeBob: You know how girls are. <br>
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| − | Mr. Krabs: Uh, SpongeBob, do you know anything about girls? <br>
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| − | SpongeBob: (laughs) Do I know any... no. But Gary does!
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| − | (We see Gary reading a magazine, also holding the remote) <br>
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| − | Gary: Meow. (flicks on TV) <br>
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| − | TV Announcer: We now return to tonight’s scary movie: Slumber Party Zombie Attack! <br>
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| − | (In the movie, some girls are having a slumber party)
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| − | Girl Fish: Pillow fight! (Girls fight and giggle) <br>
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| − | (A pillow is thrown into a vase and picture frame) <br>
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| − | Girl Fish: Missed me! <br>
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| − | Mr. Krabs: Look what they’re doing to that man’s house! <br>
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| − | SpongeBob: But, Mr. Krabs, it’s only a mov- <br>
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| − | Mr. Krabs: Quiet, boy! <br>
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| − | (Back in the movie, the girls are continuing their slumber party) <br>
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| − | Girl Fish: Boys are here! (Some boys arrive) <br>
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| − | Boy Fish 1: Hi, girls. I brought my destructive friends. <br>
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| − | Boy Fish 2: Nice to (Breaks a model boat) meet you! <br>
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| − | Boy Fish 1: Ha! Destroying other people’s possessions is fun! <br>
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| − | (The boys cause havoc at the slumber party. They even burn some money, which frightens Mr. Krabs) <br>
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| − | Mr. Krabs: (screaming) Turn it off! Turn it off, I can’t take it! <br>
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| − | SpongeBob: I don’t think this is the scary part yet. <br>
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| − | Mr. Krabs: I…said…turn it off! (He destroys the TV with a bat) <br>
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| − | SpongeBob: Gosh, Mr. Krabs. I never knew you were scared of zombies. <br>
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| − | Mr. Krabs: Not zombies, you Barnacle Brain! (whispers) Teenagers. <br>
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| − | SpongeBob: Zombie teenagers? <br>
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| − | Mr. Krabs: No! Pearl and her no-good friends! They’re probably destroying me house right now! Like this! (He knocks over a plant and mocks a teenager) Oops! I don’t care! It’s not mine! (Finds SpongeBob’s family portrait) Oh, look! One of the home owner’s most prized
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| − | SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs... <br>
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| − | Mr. Krabs: (Goes over to bookshelf) Ooh, this’ll be fun to destroy! (He knocks down the shelf on SpongeBob) Whee! (normal voice) Now do you get it, boy? <br>
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| − | SpongeBob: Oh, I do, Mr. Krabs. It must be horrible to invite people into your home and have them treat your property with so little respect! (We see SpongeBob's house now. It is destroyed) <br>
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| − | Mr. Krabs: That’s what teenagers do! Do you want this to happen to my house? <br>
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| − | SpongeBob: Gosh, no, Mr. Krabs. <br>
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| − | Mr. Krabs: Then get into Pearl’s party and find out what they’re doing! <br>
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| − | SpongeBob: Leave it to me, Mr. K. I’ve got the perfect disguise. <br>
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| − | (At Mr. Krabs’s house, Pearl and her friends are in Pearl's room, laughing and reading magazines. There is a knock on the door. Pearl answers it) <br>
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| − | Pearl: Hello? <br>
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| − | (A girl that looks like SpongeBob is there with her suitcase) <br>
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| − | Girly: Hi, I’m here for the slumber party. <br>
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| − | Pearl: Do I know you? <br>
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| − | Girly: My name is... um... Girly Teengirl! <br>
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| − | Pearl: (suspicious) Uh-huh. <br>
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| − | Girly: Um, I just moved here from.. um... Farawayville. <br>
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| − | Pearl: I know it’s you, SpongeBob SquarePants! <br>
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| − | Girly: I don’t know what you’re talking about! (Pearl pulls her hair and lifts her up into the air) Aaaaah! <br>
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| − | Pearl: You were sent to spy on me by my dad! Get him, girls! <br>
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| − | Girly: Aaaaah! (The girls start attacking her) <br>
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| − | (Girly soon runs away with fruit being thrown at her) <br>
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| − | Girly: (crying) I am so moving back to Farawayville! <br>
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| − | (SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs drive up in a pizza delivery truck) <br>
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| − | Mr. Krabs: Who the heck is that? <br>
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| − | SpongeBob: I don’t know, but she is ug-ly! Now to put on that disguise I told you about. (He puts on a phony mustache) Ta-da! Huh? Huh? Huh? <br>
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| − | Mr. Krabs: You are one-of-a-kind, boy. <br>
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| − | (SpongeBob knocks on the door of Mr. Krabs's house, holding a pizza box) <br>
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| − | SpongeBob: (with pizza box) Pizza delivery. <br>
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| − | Pearl: We didn’t order any pizza! <br>
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| − | SpongeBob: Y-You didn’t? <br>
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| − | Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob, tell ‘em it’s from me! <br>
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| − | SpongeBob: You’re dad sent it. It’s already paid for. <br>
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| − | Pearl: (Opens the door) I’d sooner believe space aliens sent me a free pizza before I’d believe my dad would! Now, who are you? <br>
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| − | SpongeBob: Um.. uh... (His mustache flutters away) Hey! <br>
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| − | Pearl: SpongeBob?! <br>
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| − | SpongeBob: They’re on to us, Mr. Krabs! Drive! <br>
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| − | Mr. Krabs: Right, boy! (He drives off without SpongeBob) <br>
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| − | SpongeBob: I wanted to come with you, Mr. Krabs. <br>
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| − | (The girls grab SpongeBob) <br>
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| − | Pearl: Get him! <br>
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| − | SpongeBob: AHH! (He drops the empty pizza box. It opens) <br>
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| − | Pearl: Oh, big surprise. Dad was too cheap to buy real pizza! <br>
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| − | (Back at SpongeBob’s house, Mr. Krabs is digging through SpongeBob's box in his bedroom) <br>
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| − | Mr. Krabs: What’s taking SpongeBob so long? I’m getting tired of looking through his stuff. <br>
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| − | (There is a knock on the door) <br>
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| − | Mr. Krabs: (Answers it) Hello? (Sees the pizza box) Pizza! <br>
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| − | (SpongeBob, in the shape of a pizza, is inside) <br>
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| − | SpopngeBob: I’m sorry, Mr. Krabs. I failed you. <br>
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| − | Mr. Krabs: I know, son. (takes a slice of SpongeBob) <br>
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| − | SpongeBob: Oh, Mr. Krabs, that’s my eye! <br>
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| − | (Mr. Krabs bites slice, then spits it out) <br>
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| − | Mr. Krabs: And it’s ice cold, too. You should have been back here in 30 minutes or less! (takes another slice) <br>
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| − | (At Krabs and Pearl's house, the girls are playing a board game. There is a knock on the door) <br>
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| − | Pearl: Who is it? <br>
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| − | SpongeBob: (disguised) Piano repair man! <br>
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| − | (The girls are giggling) <br>
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| − | Pearl: Okay! We’ll be right out! <br>
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| − | SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs, it’s working! <br>
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| − | (Pearl and her friends drop the piano on SpongeBob from the roof) <br>
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| − | Pearl: Have it back by tomorrow, OK? <br>
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| − | SpongeBob: (squashed) Maybe we should leave them alone, Mr. Krabs. They seem pretty trustworthy. <br>
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| − | Mr. Krabs: You get into that party, or you’re fired! <br>
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| − | SpongeBob: Yes, Mr. Krabs. <br>
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| − | (There is another knock on the door of Pearl and Mr. Krabs's house) <br>
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| − | Pearl: Whoever could it be this time? <br>
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| − | SpongeBob: It’s me, SpongeBob SquarePants. Can we talk, Pearl? Whale to sponge? <br>
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| − | Pearl: (to her friends on the roof) Hold the boiling oil! (Her friends groan) What do you want, SpongeBob? <br>
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| − | SpongeBob: Oh, please let me stay at your party! Oh, please, oh, please, oh, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please! <br>
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| − | Pearl: No! <br>
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| − | SpongeBob: Give me one good reason why I can’t stay! <br>
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| − | Pearl: I can give you a hundred million billion reasons! <br>
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| − | SpongeBob: Yeesh, I only asked for one. <br>
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| − | Pearl: Reason number one: you’re just like my dad! <br>
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| − | SpongeBob: Really? <br>
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| − | Pearl: A no-good, dried-up, old fuddy-duddy! <br>
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| − | SpongeBob: So if I prove I’m fun, can I stay? <br>
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| − | Pearl: Sure, SpongeBob. If you can prove you’re the most fun person on the planet in the next ten seconds, you can stay. <br>
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| − | SpongeBob: I only need eight! (He runs inside) <br>
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| − | SpongeBob: Whoo! Party! (cranks up record player) Crank it up! <br>
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| − | Pearl: Five seconds. <br>
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| − | SpongeBob: These old newspapers are confetti in fun hands! Whoo! <br>
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| − | Girl 1: I’m allergic to newsprint! (starts blotching) Oh, ow! <br>
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| − | Pearl: Two seconds! (Opens up a trap door to Mr. Krabs' root beer cellar. Sponge falls inside) OK, OK, I got to admit. That was kinda fun. <br>
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| − | Girl 2: I think he’s hurt. <br>
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| − | Pearl: He’s not hurt. (SpongeBob groans) See? <br>
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| − | Girl 2: Maybe he’s a zombie! <br>
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| − | Girl 1: If he comes back as a zombie and eats my brain, I’m totally not going to be your friend anymore! (Pearl closes the trap door) <br>
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| − | SpongeBob: (recovers) Ooh, Mr. Krabs’ root beer cellar. (Squeals Happily) <br>
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| − | (Opens all the root beer kegs which fills up the cellar. SpongeBob absorbs it all and becomes a monster. Upstairs, the girls are watching the same movie SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs were watching) <br>
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| − | TV Announcer: We now return to Slumber Party Zombie Attack! <br>
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| − | Girl on TV: Ahh, a zombie! (A slimy, ugly thing appears on screen) <br>
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| − | Pearl: This movie isn’t all that scary! <br>
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| − | Girl 1: Yeah, that zombie looks totally fake! <br>
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| − | (The trap door creaks open, and the girls look. A Monster emerges enormous and dripping with root beer, similar to the one on TV) <br>
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| − | Creature: (gurgling)(Growls. Sounds like "Fun! Party!") <br>
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| − | Girls: Aah! Zombie! <br>
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| − | Creature: (Roars) (Squirts root beer out of his body) <br>
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| − | Girl 3: Aah! (gets soaked by root beer and falls down) <br>
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| − | Girl 4: Zombie juice! (gets blasted and falls down) <br>
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| − | Girl 5: Aah, run! <br>
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| − | Pearl: AHHH! (She narrowly avoids a root beer blast, which soaks some knick-knacks) <br>
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| − | (Root beer starts pouring out of the windows with random girls sliding out) <br>
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| − | Creature: (gurgling) (Sinisterly) Who wants to dance? <br>
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| − | Girl 6: No! I already have a zombie boyfriend! <br>
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| − | Creature: (Sinister) Let’s boogie! Whoo! (He starts spinning two girls in circles and get thrown out of windows) <br>
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| − | (The house keeps spewing more soda and eventually breaks the door down. The spewing stops as Mr. Krabs pops onto the scene) <br>
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| − | Mr. Krabs: What in Neptune’s toupee is going on here? Aah! Me knick-knacks! Aah! Me root beer! Me pile of old newspapers! (crying) I was maybe gonna read that someday! (to Pearl) I knew I shouldn’t have trusted you! <br>
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| − | Pearl: Trusted me? Your employee destroyed this house! (Picks up SpongeBob from inside the record player) The only boy at the party! <br>
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| − | Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob?! (Shows the monster is Spongebob Again) <br>
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| − | SpongeBob: (normal voice) Well, Mr. Krabs, you know how boys are. (Pearl drops him) Ow! <br>
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| − | Pearl: (to Mr. Krabs) It’s your fault that my party is ruined, and all my friends have zombie shock syndrome! <br>
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| − | Girl 6: (rocking back and forth) I’m too pretty to be a zombie! <br>
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| − | Pearl: We were fine with a nice simple slumber party. But now, it’s gonna cost ya! <br>
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| − | Mr. Krabs: Cost me what? <br>
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| − | Pearl: (sinister) Money. <br>
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| − | Mr. Krabs: No! <br>
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| − | (At Goo Lagoon, a party is being held by Pearl. There are many people there) <br>
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| − | Pearl: Everyone having a good time? (crowd cheering) Well, you can all thank my dad for making this possible! Thank you, daddy! <br>
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| − | (Mr. Krabs is far away behind a velvet rope. A body guard is watching him) <br>
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| − | Mr. Krabs: You’re welcome, sweetie! (leaning on rope) Oh, this is so expensive! <br>
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| − | Bodyguard: You’re not allowed any closer, sir. (Sponge appears) <br>
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| − | SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs, I think I know what’ll cheer you up. <br>
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| − | (Puts drinking glass under his armpit and squirts some root beer into it) <br>
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| − | SpongeBob: A mug of ice cold root beer! <br>
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| − | Mr. Krabs: No, SpongeBob, that doesn’t cheer me up at all!!! <br>
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(The episode starts with Mr. Krabs sleeping at his house with chips on his stomach, in a white shirt and underwear)
Mr. Krabs: Pearl!
Pearl: My friends will be here in 20 minutes for my slumber party and you're laying around in your tighty-no-longer-whities.
Mr. Krabs: A man works hard all week to keep his pants off all weekend.
Pearl: If you trusted me you would leave for the night.
Mr. Krabs: (Mr. Krabs laughs and corn chips come out of his nose) You make Corn Crunch come out me nose!
Mr. Krabs: Look, I'll stay upstairs in me room and not interrupt.
Mr. Krabs: I promise.
Pearl: Good night, daddy. (giggles)
Mr. Krabs: Good night, sweetie. (He goes upstairs. Pearl walks to the refrigerator, and finds that Mr. Krabs is there, chaining it up)
Mr. Krabs: Oh, hi, pumpkin. I was just setting out refreshments for your friends. (He hands a tray with crackers on a plate and tap water in a cup)
Pearl: Crackers and tap water? You are the cheapest crab alive.
Mr. Krabs: Don't say that. Here, would your friends want some pizza?
Pearl: Well, yeah. Yeah, we would.
Mr. Krabs: OK, you could have your allowance early. (He takes out his wallet and pulls out some packs of ketchup)
Mr. Krabs: See, you put it on the crackers (does so) and a mamma mia you got-a one-a spicy pizza pie-a. (He eats it) Yum.
(Pearl grabs Mr. Krabs, about to send him to his room)
Mr. Krabs: Okay, okay, I'm going. (Pearl flings him into his room. Suddenly, she hears knocking on the door outside)
Pearl: They're here! (She rushes outside, only to find Mr. Krabs putting a board on the house, listing all of the rules) Hi, Dad. (She notices Mr. Krabs building rules)
Mr. Krabs: Just putting up the house rules.
Mr. Krabs: And the most important one in all, no boys allowed! (Pulls a switch that puts up glowing, neon words on the roof of the house: NO BOYS ALLOWED) Isn't it glorious? (Pearl leaves and locks the door on him) Sweetie, you accidentally locked the door!
Pearl: You’re not coming back in this house until after my slumber party is over!
