Episode Transcript: The Slumber Party

Revision as of 06:36, 6 December 2008

(Mr. Krabs is sleeping with chips on his stomach)

Pearl: Unacceptable!

Mr. Krabs: Pearl!

Pearl: My friends will be here in 20 minutes for my slumber party and you're laying around in your tighty no longer whities.

Mr. Krabs: A man works hard all week to keep his pants off all weekend.

Pearl: If you trusted me you would leave for the night.

Mr. Krabs: (snacks comes out of Mr. Krabs' nose) (laughs) You make Corn Crunch come out of me nose.

Pearl: Dad!

Mr. Krabs: Look I'll stay upstairs in me room and not interrupt.

Pearl: You promise?

Mr. Krabs: I promise.

Pearl: Good night daddy. (giggles)

Mr. Krabs: Good night sweetie. (walks up the stairs)

Pearl: (notices Mr. Krabs is still there) Daaaad!

Mr. Krabs: Oh, hi pumpkin. I was just setting out refreshments for your friends. (hands one to Pearl)

Pearl: Crackers and tap water? You are the cheapest crab alive.

Mr. Krabs: Don't say that. Here, would your friends want some pizza?

Pearl: Well, yeah, yeah we would.

Mr. Krabs: Okay, you could have your allowance early.

Pearl: Catsup?

Mr. Krabs: See, you put it on the crackers and a mamma mia you got-a one-a spicy pizza pie-a. (eats it) Yum.

(Pearl grabs Mr. Krabs)

Mr. Krabs: Okay, okay, I'm going.

Pearl: (throws Mr. Krabs in his room) They're here! (comes outside) Hi, Dad. (notices Mr. Krabs building rules)

Mr. Krabs: Just putting up the house rules.

Pearl: No dancing, no loud music after 7:30, no touching the root beer cellar?

Mr. Krabs: And the most important one in all, no boys allowed! Isn't it glorious? (locks the door on Mr. Krabs and he tries to open the door) Sweetie, you accidentally locked the door!

(WORK IN PROGRESS)